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Alright, storytime /b/ Dont know if this will catch flame, but
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Alright, storytime /b/

Dont know if this will catch flame, but i'll write it anyways, because why not and fuck you

>be me, 26
>work in logistics, drive forklifts, lift boxes, you get the drift
>have this one co-worker in customer service, you might call her special
>IQ probably on the level of fish
>lets call co-worker blondie
anyways
>in the storage room, writing on paper because of fuckload of boxes, because logistics
>minding my own buisniess, going about my day
>suddenly i hear my name called
>ANON!
>what do you know, its blondie
>she wants to know where to find an item in the clusterfuck of boxes
>i say there
>she goes to look
big boxes are on floor level, because heave and im not superman
>she bends down, and i took a glace, because im a man, and i see something twinkly-lights between her ass
>whatisthat.jpg
>i stand there, eyes big and just looking
>blondie turns and notices
>asks; Anon, whats up ?
>i say; yeah yeah you found the item ?
>"yeah i found it, but what were you looking at ?
>i say nothing and went back to work
days pass
>i was sitting in the forklift, forklifting boxes because heavy
>blondie comes in to the storage and does not say a word
>i think nothing of it and keep on truckin
>i drive muh truck in under the pallet the box was standing on
no squeaking, truckers will know the feel
>started to lift up boxes because its going high up
>lift it so high up i can see under the forks, and there i see blondie bent over so i could see her ass
>twinkly-lights
>seriouslywhatisthat.gif
her legs were spread, so shes looking at me, between her legs, bent over
>eyecontact
>awshitbruh.avi
At this point, im obliged to notify she is a steady 8\10, but in her 40's
>i swear to god steady eyecontact for more than 30 seconds
>blondie looks at me, then stands up and walks towards me while im still in my forklift
>i feel my dick is starting its main fuelpumps
>she comes over to the door, asks
>hey anon, you seem a bit distracted, whats up?
>fuckthisshit.mpeg
cont.?
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Please OP
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>>693845581
good enough for me

continued
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>>693845431

hurry, i can only keep this boner up for a couple of minutes before it goes down again.
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for great justice

go on
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Continue
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Hurry the fuck up op
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>>693845431
>i sat there silent, wondering what to do
>i feel my fuelpumps has gone to standbymode
>"whats up, anon ?"
>i thought what the hell, whats the worst thing that can happen
>"Yeah blondie, uhm, how-uh.. what.."
>"yes, anon ?"
>"having a nice day are you?"
>spagetti-deluxe.pockets
>"Sure anon, i have had a good day so far, even better if you tell me whats going on with you"
Seriously, you had to be there, it was horrifyingly wierd
>"Nothing blondie, why you so upfront and asking questions so much?"
>got control of fuelpumps, manually shutting them down
>"jeez, anon, if you dont want to say whats wrong then stop looking"
>thinking what the fuck, bitch, get back to work
another couple of days pass


Nothing is prewritten, people, sorry. Just bear with me!
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>>693846598
A true hero

Type away my prince
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>>693846598
continue
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I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT
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Dont let this thread die on me
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bumpetty bump for sparkling rump
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Come on OP I'm leaking precum
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Don't die on me
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God dammit why don't You people pretype that kind of shit. You KNOW You should You even said something about it (says the guy who wrote a story without pretyping)
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OP PLEASE I NEED THIS
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>>693846598

This is the day, anons


>get on to work, grabbing coffee in the break-lounge
>it was a damn nice cup of coffee
>reading newspaper, when blondie gets in
>"Hey blondie"
>"Hey anon"
>shes wearing a miniskirt
>myfacewhen.png
>"Miniskirt, blondie?
>"Yeah, i thought of trying something new today. You like it anon?"
>yeah sure why the hell not, looks good
still 8\10, not gonna lie, looked damn good
>Sitting in a chair with a table, blondie sits on the other side, also drinking coffee
>im reading, and i can feel someones watching me
>its blondie, with her blue eyes, long blonde hair, medium boobs and a miniskirt
>mygod.fuck
Now, i want to enlighten you what kind of table this is; Its a glass table, with the most clear glass you can imagine, i see everything
>i look down, pretending to read newspaper
>blondie shifts her position, from crossed legs, to open legs
>still looking at me with her blue eyes
>fucksheknows.tease
>When i look down, through the glass, guess what i see
>twinkly lights
>im thinking what the hell is this bitch on, if any, i want some
>"Hey anon, what do you think gonna happen today?"
>i wasnt really paying attention because of beautiful scenery
>i just say yes, uhuh and sure
>then i snap back to reality and look up
>shes looking me right in the eyes, biting half her lip
>ohfuckyes.blank
>"So anon, have you noticed anything new about me lately ?

continued
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Learn to type faster
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>>693847550
I'm not, my cock is banded in three places and going black at the end. Want me to green text progress?
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>>693847794
What the FUCK are the blinking lights
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continue OP
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b8
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you know when you take so fucking long to type the next bit, i and alot of other people get bored, and think fuck this.
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>>693848072
still better than most threads here
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>>693848033
The dubs command youyoug
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>>693847948
Will you be faster than OP?
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>>693848016
Its some kind of megavibrator 3000 with lights and shit
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hurry up OP type faster
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>>693848242
YES
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>>693847794
Hurry up fapping.
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>>693848242
Kinky. OP needs to provide visual *assistance*
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>>693848215
it's been five hours
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Someone better post more stories before i fall asleep
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op pls
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>>693847794
PLEASE ANON I NEED THIS
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pls op
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>>693848242
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COME ON ANON I NEED SOME B8 PLS
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SHE BEDAZZLES HER VAGINA
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came in a glass and knowingly let family drink it without washing it
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I'm interested now goddamnit, where's the rest?
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>>693848756
Wtf is wrong with you
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>>693848712
Thats what im thinking
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Op hurry tf up
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>>693848712
*vajazzles
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>>693847794
moreeeeeeeeee
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butt plug! butt plug!
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Plz OP
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Petype this shit next time OP
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Yes go
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Fucking entertain me with the end of this story so i can sleep, OP you absolute fucking fag.
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Twinkling lights.
Confirmed for shoving child's light up shoe in her pussy.
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And then she said
> I need about three fiddy
>turns out yaddayaddayadda
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>>693847794

Pic related, was the kind she was wearing. not really miniskirt, but does it matter now ?

>I just couldnt handle this situation, being a small beta fag, bordeline to aplha
>"Yeah blondie, why do you hide a fucking christmas tree under your panties ?
i actually said that, for real
>blondie burst out in laugher
>"Its a vibrator, you idiot, and i kind of like you"
>what.mpeg
>im sitting here thinking about what has just surpassed my ears and eyes
>"A vibrator, blondie ?"
>yep, was kinda hoping you'd notice"
>"Well, i did, you know.. it has lights and everything"
>At this point i just did not give one fuck about me getting into work
>she spreads her legs, i can see her panties, with lights flickering
>she striddles forth to get one of the metal legs between her legs, touches the leg, and i can hear the vibrations
>FUELPUMP TO MAX THRUST, COMMANDER
>she sees this, stands up and wals around the table, clearly seeing im about to rip my pants
>"Hey anon, whats the matter" she says in the cutes voice ive heard
>"uhhmm.."
yeah i couldnt get one fucking word out, if you can understand
>she begins to unzip my pants, dragging down my boxershorts and my cock is like fucking diamonds
>"oh anon, you really do not dissapoint do you?"
>"nope, i do not"
>she lifts her panties to one side, takes out the dildo and holds it in her left hand while she slides down
>wettemple.soaked

cont.
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>>693849028
fucking light up sketchers
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>>693849024
This anon is fucking right, i wanna go get Some sleep 2
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>>She then turns into powder bread man
>>tfw she actually types her storys beforehand
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>>693849090
type fast for the next one OP
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>>693849090
goo go go
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> puts the vibrator in OP's asshole
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Hurry up an walk the goddamn dinosaur
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b8 inc
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OH COME ON!
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Fucking end it OP
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>>693849090
Public sex in the break room mid shift.
Confirmed for fake story.
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>>693849414
that would actually be a satisfying end
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It's a chemical reaction of all the cum she has stored in there, the Aurora Borealis of bitches.
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if she doesn't have a feminine penis I'm fucking gone
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>>693849090
>>693849414 < partially true

>she is riding me like a motherfucker
>moaning and shit
>fuckme.jpg
>it was like the hottest shit ive ever done
mind you this was the break lounge, around 8 am
>then she get up, gets on her knees
>manager gets in
>gets on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
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Shit thread, op's a slow ass bitch
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>>693849636
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>>693849802
topkek
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No one actually believes this bullshit do they?
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>>693849802
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ffs anon
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Yep, i said its going to b8
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>>693849090
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>>693849802
fuck you
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>>693849802
>mfw people were expecting this the whole time
OP you have to be more creative with your shitposts.
5/10 got my rocks off but disappointing shitpost
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did he died?
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>>693849802
You fuck
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>>693847948
no, most definitely not
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OP here

ffs my sides are in orbit

>>693850110
notified. will improve in the future, with prewritten ofc. whats the cap of posts ?
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>>693845431
I'm diamonds here OP. What kind of lift you using? Propane? Electric? Stand up? How much weight is it rated for?
Hurry OP, muh boner!
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>mfw called it
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>693849802
Knew what was coming and it was still fucking worth it! 8.723/10, OP.
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>>693850282
yes go into the sex/bj scenes more detailed
and then fuck everyone over
all in all 6/10 for more improvvement
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fuck my sides

somebody screencap this
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>>693850549
I will do

ffs, still laughing
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> she starts to move her hips
> my dick actually jumps a bit
> "that tickles anon"
> she starts to move faster
> i grab her ass and start pushing too
> the chair is squaking
> i see the manager walk by the glass door
> hopeshedoesnthearit
> she doesnt
> but i'm all sweaty now
> and my dick is about to explode
> want to tell blonde so i can pull out
> but cant get out a word
> i cum inside
> she lets out a long, loud MOAN
> does she want to get caught or what
> blonde gets down from me
> notice my dick is full of glitter
> im like WTF
> she is like
> "haha your so gay anon"
> takes pic with her phone
> tells me to pay or she will post online
what do /b/?
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>>693850810
do we hijack quality kek threads ?

no, no we dont. gtfo faggot
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>>693850810
An hero?
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>>693849802
I fucking knew it
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Where is the end of this story?
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>>693852287
ahaa, i smell newfag
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>>693850810
tell her when she does you will tell everyone she moans like a goat
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