BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>693843906
have fun with scar tissue, torn ligaments, and erectile dysfunction, along with a quarter-inch longer dick you'll never be able to use again

congrats, you fell for schlomo's scheme, now you're a real cuck

>>693843906
Do more research faggot. it will give you ED and make your dick smaller KEK

your dick is going to stop working and shrink

>>693843906
ching chang ching
chinese mini dick in a sling

>>693843906
You look ridiculous and your ancestors would be ashamed

>>693843906
lol bro it aint working or everyone would do it


faggot

>>693843906
yes, 3 months now. It's got thicker and 1inch longer and my erections are the best

just kill a nigger and take his

the one thats fucking your wife or gf maybe

this will be the new stolen kidney from chinese convicts

>>693844383
nobody gives a shit about ancestors

>>693843906
have not tried it and no woman ever claimed of my average 16cm snek
what measurements do you have and what do you expect?
can't believe this works

RIP OP

>>693843906
You kind of can't change your dick size

Unless it's below average, women aren't really going to care about the size that much. If they care that much that you aren't a fucking gorilla, you probably shouldn't want them around

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>>693843906

kill yourself op your worth nothing to anybody

you will be better served with a wallet extender rather than a penis one

thow cash at them and you will always be happy

>>693844347
kek

>>693843906
nigger if this worked don't you think everyone would be doing it

Mine changed. I had 7 inches. Then I had a bunch of strokes. They bent my penis 70 degrees. It sucks. Don't have strokes. They suck.

>>693844884
You're mom loves me, fag

>>693843906
Have fun trying to get hard

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>>693843906
Just wait ten years until you can inject your dick with stem cells or something. Honestly, I wonder what would happen if you lipo'd your body fat and implanted it into your dick. Someone must have tried that, right?

>>693844884
Reality everybody is worthless. wake up kid

>>693843906
Thanks anon you made my day.

i will be trying the phallosan forte soon. it looks like you have the sizegenetics OP which from what i heard you cant wear it out but with the phallosan you can.

>>693845057
Look at this fag, trying to talk about something he doesnt know shit about

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>>693844693
Gorillas have the smallest penis of all primates, mate.

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>>693843906
Keep at it son... You will get there.

>>693845287
Lol my nigga

>>693845532
Then how do you explain niggers?

>>693845904
lol niggers aren't primates, they are shit

You CANNOT change the length of the dick the same way you cannot change the length of your forearm. The bone inside the dick CANNOT be changed.

Med student here btw.

>>693846150
>Implying those aren't the same thing

>>693846211
Kek

>>693846211
Theres no bone in ur dick

>>693846211
>med student
>bone
>dick
god damn man

>>693846211
You're med program is shit if you think humans have penile bones. Go kill yourself bfeore you waste more of your parents' money and get sued for malpractice down the road.

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>>693846211
>bone inside the dick

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This looks like a form of ancient torture

>>693846446
>>693846365
>>693846341
it's called a bonner for some reason faggots

>>693843906
OP just a circumzicion it makes your dick thicker got mine at 18 also bigger don`t know why but it just does.
hurths like fuck for the first month but no more dick cheese.

>>693846211
Troll level over 9000

>>693846341
>>693846365
>>693846446
Newfag alert

>>693846211
>dick
>bone
>med student
Are you fucking kidding, you god damn retard?

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>>693846658
>>693846552
>>693846446
>>693846365
>>693846341

>>693846858

Falling for the most obvious bait. Fucking newfags lmao

>>693843906
The science isn't sound OP. Its a waste of time and could fuck you're dick up with tears in the cartilage that can scar and hinder erections.

>>693846211
Kek'd

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>>693846858

>>693846614
Fucking top kek reaction gif

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>>693846211
fuck

>>693843906
enjoy the nerve damage and sensitivity loss in your dick. You gotta be a complete cuck to try to make your dick bigger.

>>693844441
>so close what a fag

>>693846211
dubs of truth

>>693846341
Than what holds it stiff when it goes down your throat, faggot?

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>>693846341
>>693846365
>>693846552
>>693846446

I'm not sure if its the samefag trolling about dick bones or he is literally this retarded.

>>693846211
Lol

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>>693846716
>how to wash dick?!
>chops off foreskin

>>693847339
>Blood and muscles

>>693846211
You can change the length of your forearm BECAUSE there is a bone in it, just break it in half, move the bones apart and let the bone heal and close the gap to become whole again. They do this for people with short legs since a decade, possibly more.

Making your dick longer though? No way.

>>693848138
>learn when and when not to fucking greentext newfag

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>>693848138
>muscles
at least you got the blood part right, but at least learn your own anatomy dude

>>693846211
>bone in your dick
>bone
>in
>your
>dick

>>693844246
beat me to it

this shit causes ED and major urology issues

>>693848509
Why hello there newfriend

>>693848227
no fucking way they repeatedly break these people's legs and let them heal. there's a dude with one leg way shorter than the other and he just wears a tall shoe

its safe to stretch if you use that tool and go slowly. its no different then what hipsters do when they stretch their ugly ear holes

>>693848750
sorry, a dude on my street
there's more than one guy like that

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>>693843906
>implying i need one

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>>693843906
Hey OP, if you want a bigger dick use pic related and combine it with jelqing, you will see minor improvements over a long time but if you have the dedication go for it.

>>693845057
It's been done. It adds some girth but it's not could girth, it's squishy and it doesn't last long, just a few months.

Source: just fucking Google it

>>693844246
>torn ligaments
We got a medfag here.

>>693848479
Wait so the penis is a bone that can grow and become small.
>The More you know

>>693848337
>learn when and when not to fucking greentext newfag
>Learn when to not greentext newfag

>>693846716
I have foreskin and i haven't had dick cheese since i was a kid. The fuck were you doing? Diving into dumpsters dick first?

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>>693843906
That kind sucks dude. Get a high end hanger. Look up bib hanger, they're pricy but I've herd they're pretty bad ass

I have pic related, I've got an inch after 2 years of use. It takes forever but they're cheap as fuck on eBay or Amazon probably. I'm about tired of using it with just okay gains

>>693848127
this

>>693846211
Noice.

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>>693848138
what holds it stiff when it goes down your throat?
>Blood and muscles
That's right, faggot! The blood filling his cock, and the muscles pulling your head toward him.

>>693849274
not a medfag, jsut a googlefag
literally just do a tiny bit of research before you start strapping your dick up to all sorts of stretchers and pumps, like fuck, how stupid can people be?
>>693849307
no

Wait can somebody explain to me how to bone in your dick works.

>>693849832
most mammals have a dick bone, humans however, do not

what makes your dick hard when you get an erection is basically a bag of blood in your penis. when you're flaccid, the bag is empty, when you're erect, the bag is filled with blood. it's like a blood balloon, i guess.

i never though i'd have to explain how a penis works to someone who's had one their whole life. stop drawing dick bones on your desk and pay attention in health class. not for me, but for you, please

If you have extra cash, google Penuma

>>693849832
Tits or get the fuck out!

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>>693850545
i don't have extra cash
googled it anyways

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>>693848750
>a tall shoe

Kids say the darnedest...

>>693850769
not kidding, this dude literally wears a tall ass shoe, like a platform shoe

>>693843906
keep us posted on your results

>>693850726
I'm gonna take a vacation as soon as I make an extra 13k

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>>693848750
>a tall shoe

In all seriousness, these have been know to cause: pitting, stretch marks, ED, and a host of other problems.

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>>693843906
>Being this insecure

>>693851049
>not buying a dick-disabling contraption

>>693843906
Your 4" chink dick isn't going to get any bigger

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>unitasker

You're better off using that to pull taffy or keep tension on a pipe you're fixing under the sink. Just stop before you get hurt.

Just exercise regularly, do kegels everyday for muscle control and stamina and lose weight if you're a fat dumpster of society.

>>693851225

> Being this insecure

Insecurities are sometimes (if not always) based on circumstance. Don't tell me you wouldn't become insecure if you had a small dick because I'm almost certain you would be.

>>693851663
While there are indeed reasons to be insecure there are seldom reasons for people like you to be such a massive faggot about it.

My advice: stop giving a shit about dicks that aren't yours and you life will be easier.

Femanon here. You white males and your disgusting board. Go kys, you gay shitlords.

>>693851633
can dudes do kegals? am i missing something?

>>693851997

Shit-tier bait.

>>693851633
are you really telling OP off for using a device that only has one function, and that is to stretch dicks, while simultaneously telling him to use it for several other things?

>>693851997
almost went on mspaint to draw a fish and a hook for this low quality bait. too lazy tho

>>693848750
They do it a lot in China, google it
It can fuck up big time though

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>>693843906
Consider the following...

>>693852720

Well he hung himself but...not in the way that I expected.

>>693846262
kek

>>693852206

Yep, sure can. If you're taking a leak and stop the flow, it's those pelvic floor muscles. Just google it anon, I recommend them.

>>693843906
i have a 7 inch dick
want my dick to be 9 inches
bought said contraption device on ebay
used it everyday for the past 2 months
not very descrete when using it while working
can see the straps and metal parts through my business attire at work sometimes
lucky i sit most of the time
hard to use while having a boner or need to use the bathroom
see results, dick is about 1 inch longer
looks like dick got longer but not fatter
have a skinny 8 inch dick now, the head of my dick looks warped because of where the straps were applied
my gf is complaining that im hitting her uterus now

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>>693852598
oh shit, you're right
what the fuck are these morons doing?
just wear tall shoes what the fuck

>>693843906
You can get a surgery to bring out some cock from inside your body. If I remember correctly you can get like 1-2 inches.

>>693853082
>can see the straps and metal parts through my business attire
HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN GET JOBS THAT REQUIRE BUSINESS ATTIRE?

Why not black dick transplantation? I'm Asian and I'm happy with my new black dick.

>>693848027
i like that bait

>>693853082
Don't worry. A week after you stop using that shit hour dick will be back to normal.

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IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO HACKENING THIS THREAD AND I ALSO DDOS THE PONTAGOON.
THE IP IS 127.0.0.1.
I WILL HACK YOUR 4CHAN ACCOUNTS I ALREADY GOT YOUR PASSWORDS.
HAHA
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE USERNAME "USERNAME" AND THE PASSWORD "PASSWORD" PROOVE THAT YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB.
>pic related, it's me

>>693845035
>You're mom loves me, fag
You are mom loves me, fag?

www. pegym . com

>>693848027
what is that bait copying? evangalion is the only thing that comes to mind

>>693853111
Same concept as widening a persons mouth using a palate expander. Breaks the bone, it heals, break again day after day. It does not hurt. That leg bullshit looks like it may hurt though.

>>693846211
most humans do not have a balculum.

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The easiest way I make my dick bigger is to visit Chuck E Cheese.

>>693853758
i didn't think palate expanders broke the bone, rather just put stress on the bone and made it grow that way

>>693854000
You could be right, its just what my orthodontist told me when I was young.

>>693849788
Chexkd

>>693853111
Now google for when it fucks up and cringe.

>>693843906
why did you snapchat it?

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>>693843906
The question is why would you take a screenshot of the Snapchat instead of just saving it

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>>693846211
This made me zozzle. Why do half the replies treat this response as legit and not a troll? Its so obvious my autistic brain instantly recognized it.

>>693854742
it seems like either it never fails or they're really good at hiding when it does, because i can't find anything but people who grew like 5 feet after this surgery

>>693853819
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>693846341
you are dumbest person here

>>693843906
If you rub the snake oil that they guy you bought that off gave you into the skin it works much faster.

>>693853285
get a degree in something that will get you employed

>>693844246
Scartissue? That's the problem you have with connecting DVD players to old TVs isn't it?

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>>693844246
>torn ligaments,

kek

>>693850431
It's a lot more like a blood sponge, not a blood balloon.

Boy it sure smells like summer in here

>>693845904
Selective breeding?

>>693854000
>>693854463

Not either anon, but I think they're right in their own ways. It's nothing like a huge break/fracture like the leg thing, but you could argue that stress is breaking down bone but on a very small level. Sort of how you could aruge the trauma from punching a punching bag "breaks bone" so it's rebuilt stronger.

I had one of these as a kid, only it was an upper jaw expander (moved it forward, not out laterally). I have this weirdly big gap between my back 2 molars. Beef jerky is my fucking nemesis for getting stuck in there.

>>693843906
Not naming it "aweapontosurpassthemetalgear.jpg"
You had one job, faggot

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>>693843906
No because this will happen to your cock if you use that shit

>>693845015
wtf? why did you have strokes?

were you doing speed/coke? be honest

>>693846211
bait too bad, and it works
I'm sad

>>693857698
>implying that knot wont stretch some vagoo

>>693858988
that shit's probably painful to touch, let alone stick in some vagoo
and anyways, that looks like the thickness of a normal dick, so no, it's probably not stretching anything

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>>693857698

Mmmmmm

>>693846262
But whites are primates too

>>693843906
Ever since I was burned on Spurious Spanish Fly (with a hot name like spurious...), I now try any sexual apparatus on my dog first. This penis enlargement rig works. Now I can take him for a walk without a leash most times, and now he never runs away.

>>693849465
is this the type you can adjust? or the stretchy rubber one?
if you put some tape at the top to keep it on your dick and adjust it to be as tight as possible you can gain an inch each 2 weeks.
i stopped because my dick was 10+ inches long and starting to look too thin.

>>693846716
Wtf is dick cheese??

>>693846211
Slow clap

>>693860580
Its smegma....how old are you!??

>>693845904
They're monkeys, not apes.

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Well, circumcision lowers your risk of HIV, Penile Cancer, Smegma, Viruses, STD's, Bacteria, Fungus (shall I go on?)

Don't be a fag, get cut today! For Your Health

>>693846211
Now let's see who is new enough to take this bait.

>>693861032
20 but never heard of the term "dick cheese". I thought only pussy have cheese

>>693846211
you can change the length of your forearm and shins

you cut the bone on an angle pin the two ends slightly slid slightly further apart from each other

let them mend

repeat

>>693846211
gg anon, a healthy number of autist replies. 9/11 bait m8

>>693855583
Underrated

>>693852720
I just don't get the hat. Like "time to put on my cock hangin hat!"

>>693843906
Dude do anabolic steroids; they enlarge dick tissue. It's why female bodybuilders have those thumb clits.

I heard IGF-1DES and IGF-1 LR3 kinda work and also freeing up you shbg bound testosterone helps.

Lots of people here know an AWFUL lot about the perils of having small penises

>>693861294
Jesus christ what is wrong with that penis?

>>693863626
it's uncircumcised.

>>693859469
kek

>>693846211
But you can change the length of arms and legs.

I remember reading up on jelqing for awhile and trying it out. I did the milking thing for a few weeks and then one day when I did it pushed too much blood or something to the tip of my dick.

It was extremely painful and my cock was cold for a few days.

It's fine now but I'm never doing it again. I'll just have to settle with my 8x15 cock.

>>693855583
Abstract humour is always under appreciated anon. But I see you

>>693863626
cadaver

>>693861294
Hygiena lowers your risk of HIV, Penile Cancer, Smegma, Viruses, STD's, Bacteria, Fungus (shall I go on?)

Don't be a fag and use a fucking soap, cut or uncut.

>>693861294
oy vey, it's the jews trying to circumcise people again.

There may have been a medical advantage a few hundred years ago, now however, people wash.

It's just a silly religious superstition put forward by the most misleading of the zealots.

>>693845539
i wonder how the scene looked when they took that photo..

>>693864069
i hope that's centimeters

>>693844246
Talking from experience I presume

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>>693848479
i can pee while erect
>picture invalid

>>693848227
LOL

Yeah, jimmy we are going to break your leg 50 times so you can grow 1cm.

>>693843906
The only way you should use something like that is with strict medical supervision. I'd just wait for genetic treatments, or even better, just find a smaller partner that makes your cock look big by comparison.

>>693865018
Op here. I have a partner and shes finew with it. Im actually not that small erect i just wanna be like one inch longer because i lowley have a chode rn.

>>693846211
Summer much with all these responses

How do do i make my penis longer for real man, i just want to whip it out and watch chicks reactions

>>693848750
Actually they do midgets do it also birth defects where one leg is shorter. They don't break it but torn a nob on a surgically installed brace which pulls the bone apart. Here
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distraction_osteogenesis
BTW underage b& is obvious

works for sure I now have a 22inch peenor and I'm a lady!!!

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Gaining my first inch was near effortless. I just stayed disciplined and in 5 months my cock was an inch longer. When I gained my first quarter inch I couldn't fucking believe it. Once I gained half an inch I could feel my cock hanging bigger in my pants. My first inch was a breeze.

My second inch was a miserable process, 2 years of trial and error, still not sure what helped me grow and what didnt. fucking sucked. I'm happy my cock is 2 inches bigger, something that i'll have for the rest of my life, but the amount of time i've spent either pulling on my cock, or hanging weights from it is insane. I can think of a million other ways to spend your time. That being said I had my heart set on having a big cock.

I started out driven by insecurity, then I got really proud of myself that I set my mind to something and actually followed through.

>>693866861
google thundersplace and pegym, start light so you can easily grab noobie gains. once your newbie gains run out, get smart and do your research, read guides posted by guys who were successful.

>>693843906
for those thinking it doesnt work PEGYM

hundreds of thousands of success stories.

Been doing bathmate / jelwing /ssjelqs and rings for over 3 years now went from 6.5x4.7 to 7.7x5.7 tears poon up now.

>>693843906
Went to korea 2012. Dick enlargement surgery....got a 3 cm longer errected penis now