Dubs decides how I come out to my family
>>693837051
vid of you sucking cock
do a ballerina spin and scream im a fucking faggot
Enter the room naked while furiously masturbating with one hand and holding a picture of a gay porn magazine in the other. And make sure you finish off on top of the magazine and then smear it all over your face.
>>693837227
I won
>>693837338
Reroll
>>693837457
Again
>>693837518
Last one. Others roll for me if you want
die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDxYCnHkWg
like dis
"Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you..... I like to suck cock and enjoy dick up my ass"
Nothing to it son
This shits pretty faggy
>>693837338
this
Sit down with them and say you have something really serious to talk about.
Then explain to them how you do not care for the female species, in an attractive way, then also explain why you are attracted to men, but make it vague
Then after you made the situation super awkward just say I like to suck dick.
Bake a giant cake and then pop out of it
>>693837051
wtf asshole two people get dubs and you puss out. Exactly what a faggot would do. I hope you live at home and your parents disown you!
>>693837991
Does the cake have to be shaped like a cock or a asshole
take them out and act like you want to surprise them. make it seem special and fancy, go to a sex shop. bring them in. grab lots of dildos. make them pay for it. say you're really excited to try all your new toys. thank them for supporting you in such a liberal way.
Penis cake
>>693837051
suicide note
>>693838440
Fuck my sides
>>693837051
Tell them you vape
put on a green jumpsuit get on top of a stove, jump down and say "I'm gaaaaaay!"
walk in to the room and start shouting im gay over and over again as loud as you possibly can.
>>693838636
rolling for this
Leave a buttplug in the fridge with a note with your name on.
>>693838163
No one has gotten dubs yet, faggot.
>>693838440
rolling for this holy fuck
>>693838163
do you know what dubs is fag?
>>693837051
Start jacking off to gay rape porn in front of them and film it for our amusement
>>693840021
fuck reroll
sharpie in pooper pic
>>693840021
roll
>>693840124
No. Never.
>>693840021
rolling
>>693837051
Dad do you swallow cum ? because i do
Cursed thread no dubs
Jump down and say some gay shit.
Faces of /b/
This is me and my channel:
https://youtu.be/44ZDLMIcREc [Embed]
make pulse night club rampage again.
>>693837051
Jump downstairs and sing:
"Penis penis. I love penis
Penis penis. I love penis."
Like a show tune. With jazz hands.
Have a man over and have real loud sex with him when your family is home.
Sit your parents down and tell them that you got something you want to tell them, tell them u will be back, go to your room, put on a skirt, a tanktop and wear lipstick and come out with a straight face and say 'this is the new me'
Leave a band of anal beads in the toilet and when they ask what it is say,
"Oh sorry those must have fell out when I was pooping."
>>693840021
kek roll for this
Say: "i'm gay, dad"
>>693841479
Rolling
sit ur parents down, pull out a dildo, if you dont have one buy one, put it in your mouth, start sucking on it like there was a million dollars in it, roll your eyes back in pleasure, then procceed to tell them to get used to it because theyre gonna see alot of it but with real dicks, grab a shampoo bottle and smear some on your face and walk away
>>693841479
Yep
>>693841479
Rawl
>>693841479
Roll
you dont
say that ur gay
>>693841700
winrar lol
just come out to them normally but start fingering your self with your hand inside your shorts while you tell them
>>693841700
Gay winrar. Do this instead:
>>693841479
Say "mum dad, i'm not gay but my boyfriend is"
>>693841700
Winrar
>>693837051
You should do it in the form of a barber shop quartet song. Serenade them with your faggotry OP.