>>693831541
Who knows but i have seen a UFO what can' be explained. It's just vanished in thin air in opendaylight. I WAS LIKE... WTF HAVE I JUST SEEN. It could be humans with high tech who knows.

>>693831541
On youtube somewhere a ex Canadian minister of defense gave a briefing to congress or house all about the Greys and the tall whites so I'd say yes. He also said they work closely with the USA gov.

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>>693831541

Just look

>>693832221
I mean the sound barrier was broke 2 weeks after Roswell. Do you think that was just coincidental?

>>693831541

They're waiting for intelligent life on Earth.. They'll be waiting for a while.

>>693832345
kek true ahah

>>693832345
What Trumps not intelligent enough for them?

Either we live in uncharted space and haven't been discovered yet, or they already know we are here and try to avoid/study us. Uplifting a species or making first public contact would be reckless

anyone think the government have covered up the existance of aliens

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>>693831541
i just saw a ufo..pic related
shit was strange..it was huge and made this loud noise and it had these blinking lights..fucked up man..

>>693832501
Yeah they have to be in existence though, I mean who would make a simulation with only one intelligent life form? No fun in that.

>>693831541

The aliens played the US and the USSR off one another with the skill of Jews.

UFOs were classified "Above Top Secret" in the 1950s, before the government simply shut down any discussion.

>>693832638
Stay clear of those, sometimes they crash into people's houses. Very spooky very distraut

>>693831541
>aliens... are they out there?
Yes
>have they already made contact?
Probably in the distant past.
>do the government know about them?
Yes

Obligatory 'ayy lmao'

>>693832806
Do they have birthday parties when their kids?

>>693832323
Two weeks are to short to understand and rebuild an unknown technology.

>>693832638
shiiit, do you know about the 9/11 incident? 2 of those crashed into the twin towers, the government covered it up ofcourse, but i know the truth

>>693832945
Plot twist the alien didn't die in the crash

>>693833017
The truth is out there man. You just gotta want to believe

>>693833191
x files? :P

>>693832805
it did look like it was getting lower and lower ,,hmmm

>>693833017
the bastards ..they said it was ''airplanes''

>>693832945
Plus the alien was resourceful and very helpful. They gave him a name, hi name was dan

>>693832924
No idea how their calendrical system works so I'm not sure.

33333

>>693833250
No, life agent molder, life.

>>693833384
damn

>>693833333
check it

>>693831541
It's likely that we're not the only sentient beings in this vast universe.

>>693833333
QUINTS CHECKED

>>693833382
Wonder if they use car washes also?

>>693833333
and dan it was
dan is love
dan is life
quads will it

>>693833333
quints don't lie

>>693832945
Says a guy who is obviously an expert in physics and engineering.

>>693833568
>quads
yes im blind
quints

>>693833484
Damn were those quints? I've never gotten quints. Wasted a good quints on ayyyy lmao

>>693833544
Probably not. I doubt aliens use cars.

>>693833818
Well for their space and time warpers.

>>693833818
You're right aliens come in the back of box trucks, they pace em in there like sardines

>>693834134
Pack***

>>693834134
>>693834036
That explains why they like to probe farmers and cows.

>>693831541
ayyyy

>>693834314
They love older men and fresh milk

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>>693831541

Next person to get dubz has a foot fetish.

>>693834415
I wonder what they eat though. Do you know?

>>693834507
a foot fungus

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>>693831541
They are comin op. Trumps gonna send them back where they came from tho.

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>>693833333
checked

>>693833568
Dan was sex man and a true gentalmen alien at that.

>>693831541
Well... my dad was in the CIA after being in the USAF for 33 years. He worked in Navada a lot even though we didn't live there, a car would come pick him up and he'd be gone for the week. He worked weapons development including nukes. He also worked at area 51. I asked him what you are asking ans I always got the bullshit answer basically "cannot confirm or deny".

Then a few years ago some shit was declassified. He started talking about some shit he was involved in beyond what was declassified, I think he forgot his limits.

Yes OP, there are aliens and they are here, they have been for a long time. Our government has been working on integration of alien DNA into ours for 30 years or more for many reasons. I have a lot of notes that I took from when he could talk but he was in an accident that left him completely paralyzed. I can only get yes or no out of him now.

>>693834701
That too

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>>693831541
here are your aliens

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>>693831541
Yes, They do exist

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>>693834755
At least dan didn't have a foot fungus to go along with his foot fetish anon!

>>693833333
And thus the bearer of quints spoketh.

Yea and they only show themselves in spooky places at night where 2 people can see them.
They dont go to...london at night, but some forrest to check out deers'n such

>>693834705
Unless they come in legally

>>693835185
>>693834668
According to this guy they like deer so maybe deer?

>>693835265
Of course

Anyone know if that jazz trap has a penis?

>>693835564
Plus how old is it?

>>693833333
'behold a pale horse'
read that its all in there

bump 4 interest

>>693837170
Bump 4 glorious Dan

I had a possible run in with some aliens, do you guys want to hear about it? I already wrote it here before.

The universe is fucking huge. Alien socities have to exist somewhere.

The universe is fucking huge. They probably haven't reached us.

>>693837318
As long as there's anal probe involved

>>693837366
Too much work, they don't wanna reach us

>>693837456
There might have been some, I really don't know. I'm going to write the greentext now.

>>693833333
you are a super high advanced civilization that can travel the galaxy and then you crash land in Roswell. incredible

>>693837706
Go ahead captain

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>>693837456

stop fantasizing, gayfaggot

>>693837714
Lold

>>693837714
Dan's luck sucks don't it

Given how infinitely vast the universe is, it seems that it's absolutely impossible for there not to be intelligent life out there somewhere.

>>693837992
Well we know one things for sure, intelligent life isn't on earth

>>693835564
>>693837456
Samefag

>>693837714
mabybe ther engine was broken and they expected us to be cool and help fix it

>>693838181
Dan does seem to trust strangers so maybe

>>693837824

>Be me, 13-ish-year-old, October 2012
>Wake up in the middle of the night like I do sometimes
>Trying to fall asleep again
>Having a hard time going back to sleep, start daydreaming about Slenderman, because I was into the pastas
>WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN, my vision starts shaking violently and shifting colors
>I'm spooked as hell

Cont because I'm a slow typer

>>693838386
MODS

>>693834668
Nachos and refried beans and tacos and burritos. Things like that.

Pretty sure that the egyptians got their gods from aliens with high tech

Probably is life out there somewhere. Maybe intelligent life outside our solar system.

But, them coming here would require the laws of physics to be broken. That makes contact between two different intelligent species all but impossible, unless they happened to develop quite near each other.

Opening a ship-sized wormhole would take more energy than what is in the entire observable universe.

>>693838386
Was it really hazy like tunnel vision almost? I only ask because that happens to me sometimes ( sleep paralysis I assume) but I always say something out loud when it happens, fuck up thing was the last time a figure was in my door way to my bedroom n I seen it during one of these episodes n screamed out SATAN, thankfully no one in the house heard me

>>693838386
>What happened next I don't fully remember
>I remember looking down at my bare stomach, like i'm lying naked somewhere
>I remember seeing a figure, it had a slightly flat head, almost skull like with two large black oval eyes and no visible mouth, it was wearing an all black outfit with long sleeves
>After that was over I was scared shitless and went to sleep in my parents bed
Cont, that's about the whole encounter but some stuff started happening later
>>693838911
I don't remember it being like tunnel vision, but I did start getting sleep paralysis after the incident, will elaborate in cont.

>>693833614
Okay seriously though. Imagine that you are given a piece of alien tech that is decades ahead of what we are currently capable of. Something designed by creatures whose idea of "the way things work" is completely ambiguous to us.

Then you are told to figure out what it does and how to work it.

Then you are told to reverse engineer it for human use.

>You have two weeks.

Look in the mirror, they've been breeding with us for a long time now.

>>693831541
see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LGQrVSxPvg

>>693839227
Except I wouldn't be me, I would be a team of eager scientist at a top-tier government research facility.

>>693831541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt0uV5d8tss

>>693839227
I said plot twist THE FUCKING ALIEN DIDNT DIE his hand was forced in one way or another, this is based of actual intel btw

>>693839365
Still. Imagine growing up say in the bush in Africa as a telephone repair man. You have never seen an i phone in your life. You have seen the 90s brick style cellular phones but never a smartphone. Then one day, a white man comes and gives you the newest model of iphone. You have knowledge of how phones work and understand the concepts, but do you really think you would be able to replicate an iphone in two weeks even with your basic knowledge of telecommunication

>>693839365
With a willing and able alien named Dan that would be and was more then happy to help

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>>693839766
No unless I had steve jobs with me like Roswell because they had Dan

>>693839978
Oh.

>>693839977
I'd love to do a buddy cop movie with one of them

>>693839103
Sorry for the short greentext episodes.
>After all that was done, two things started happening
>I saw figures sometimes, in all sorts of random locations for a split second
>Similiar to the one from before but not entirley, they were all wearing black outfits, and wearing black and white masks with two big black circles as eyes and possibley black stripes. With the exception of one's mask being blank.
>I also started getting sleep paralysis, which I never had before.
>First time was weird and I never had one like it afterwards.
>So I woke up from my sleep and obviously I could barely more.
>But there was a very loud buzzing noise, and it would get painfully loud everytime I tried opening my eyes to see what's going on.
>The other few time weren't all that special, just either awake and can barely move or still but i'm in a sort of dream where i'm awake and moving oddly and trying to get attension, and I can't hear anything.
That's about it, really.

>>693840043
Dans thoe name of the alien that crashed in Roswell

>>693840076
im just waiting for you to get banned

>>693840581
Why would I? I was turning 14 that year.

>>693840076

I've had similar experiences. That buzzing tone always precedes the weird shit. Most of it was voices and sounds but sometimes there'd be visuals.

>>693840076
Sounds like you've been visited by the foo man choo not aliens

>>693840716
which means you arent 18 yet

>>693841088
Dubs of realization

>>693841088
Does it? so maybe I wasn't 13 then

>>693841400
Dubs of realization vol.2

>>693841400
I mean, i'm turning 18 this August

>>693831541
Yes
Yes
Yes
Now you know.

>>693841611
Dubs of remembrance

It would only be logical from a scientific approach that somewhere in the universe, there are at least a handful of alien civilizations. I don't want to make a stance on if we've already been visited by an alien civ, only thing I know for sure is that if they had the technology to travel light years from wherever they originated to Earth and had evil intentions, we would be fucked.

>>693842073
If I were them I would just blow up the moon

>>693831541

No and Government never seen space aliens.

Space Aliens live on planets that are millions miles a way.

>>693841787
Ok pbs

>>693842385
You mean light years and eons?

>>693841611
Your only 15 stop lyin buddy

>>693842346
Well, their possibilities to end us if they wanted to would be endless.

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>>693831541
the closest you can come to actual proof is the Mothman, a whole town witnessed that creature allegedly.

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>>693842679
Moons just easy I think, plus it'd be fun to watch from their prospective

>>693842715
Yeah moth mans a dick I would much rather there be Greys and tall whites then that asshole

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>>693842843
Just imagine them broadcasting the entire event for their amusement

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>>693832307
All of that can be explained by physiological responses in the human brain and have nothing to do with external entities. We are hard wired to see and hear things that are not there because it benefited our primitive ancestors living in a world of real threats and terrors.

>>693842532

Yes. Space Aliens can't get here unless, they have super advance technology that can use negative energy to create a stable wormhole for space travel.

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>>693833017
>twin towers
Has anyone actually seen these towers? I don't think they ever really existed.

>>693843164
wow thats incredibly dumbed down, so much so that i fear you dont actually understand the argument youre trying to make.
we are programmed to find patterns and our brain would rather be safe than sorry. a simple example is you hear a rustle in the bushes and your brain tells you "theres a tiger" rather than "wind" because if it was a tiger and you thought it was wind youre dead, but if it was wind and you thought it was a tiger youre just panicked. some peoples brains go overboard, they see something they dont understand and their brain does somersaults to explain it.

tl;dr we are not hard wired to see and hear things that arent there you ignorant cunt

>>693843571
Pretty much plus thy have to fully understand dark energy aka dark matter which is funny because all matter is actually energy

>>693843571
its more correct to say that if aliens can get to us, we dont properly understand space travel.

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>>693843164
Explain this

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>>693842660
1998

>>693843618
Yeah man I don't seem to ever remember there being a holocaust either

>>693843801
and so you decide to post photo-proof that youre underaged. god damnit mods get in here

What if reality is different out there? There isn't the concept of travelling because they don't live in the same environment as us.

>>693843801
triggered much?

>>693843894
Does it really matter all that much? It's one month and i'm 18.

>>693843633
Damn that reminds me of Terrance Howard's part in get rich or die trying when he says even if I'm wrong I'm right because I could of been right.

>>693843618
my parents have, are they part of the conspiracy too? oh god, am I part of the conspiracy?

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>>693843719
I meant negative energy aka dark matter

>>693839978
Well for starters you wouldnt want steve Jobs as he's just a salesman. Steve wazensky was the engineer. And secondly that assumes you can communicate with the alien and that he could survive on this planet. For all we know he may have been a silicone or other non carbon based life form.

>>693844049
i would get a chuckle out of you being banned

>>693844168
wozniak

>>693844049
Sorry buddy still gotta hit da road

>>693843979
Could be because anythings on the table here

>>693844069
Most likely

>>693844168
Not to mention that maybe that aliens job wasn't in engineering. If he was just a run of the mill astronaut like ours, he may only have had biomechanical knowledge or astrology knowledge. Just cause he flies it doesn't mean he can show someone how to build it. How many astronauts could rebuild a shuttle on an alien world with primitive tech.

>>693831541
alien here. can confirm. you're a retard.

>>693844168
Or maybe even a drone. But as far as I know the USA gov is in constant contact with them so why not Roswell as a starting point.

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>>693837851
>gayfaggot

>>693844612
Yeah but we would be relating the aliens too much with humans so idn if that even could be seeing as though such a long voyage you would want a pretty crude and knowledgable crew

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Yes, They have been here for 1000's of years

Google "Black satellite"

>>693843750
The image he used included the succubus which reminded me of Sagan's book which delved deep into the subject. Some peoples brain wake up in stages rather than all at once so they're aware but they can't move and their physical senses don't function properly giving them the impression a great weight is on their chest. In addition they perceive the pressence of a being holding them down because the part of the brain the generates dreams is still doing just that, creating dream imagery even though they're partially awake. In the Middle Ages it was demons. Today it's aliums because whatever is in the popular imagery of the day gets used by the unconcious mind. Nobody ever saw aliums before WWII, rockets and nuclear bombs.

>>693832499

I'm talking about the species. Not an individual..

Females already avoided me in the galaxy I was born. I thought Earth was different. It is not.

>>693845184
Lol I know I was trying to make a slight funny

>>693833333
all the dubs!!

>>693832535
no.
you're the only one.

>>693845039

Cool story bro.

Some people just can't accept reality and they really believe they are very special.

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>>693833333

No.. His name was Paul...

>>693845299
But we are the last planet in the universe with good crack

>>693844960
Literally garbage. Space garbage.

>>693845522
Two dubs

>>693845504
His sons name was paul

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>>693831541
When ever one considers super natural beings.
Spirits, Ghosts, or Aliens, one would be wise to remember that demons play the roles of all the above and relish the chance to deceive you.

>>693831541
https://youtu.be/f_IsZef_-V0

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Just my opinion. Yes there has to life even inteligent life as big as the universe is an how many other stars or planets to live on. Why would they come here to join BLM? The other part of them visiting is it may not be posable to travel 1000's of light years.

>>693845039
holyshit most retarded argument ever heard.

Carl sagan said that then it most be true.. Kill yourself.

Explain the fucking Black satellite, oh i forget you can't or the Phoenix Lights. Because 1000's of people saw the same shit, oh wait they all could have dreamed about it. like Carl faggot said.

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go google and research how big universe is , what mean observable universe and how theory phisicians calculating whole universe size so many times biger than our little boulb we call observable universe. there is live out there , but we cant contact live that is outside visible universe cos evrything is expanding and spreading fast as light . there might be even civilization that is able to harnest energy of entire galaxies (pic related) by the way its 1.800 000 000 000 light years big and our galaxy is like only 100 000 light years big

>>693833568
dan was the holy alien that gave us poppers and crack

>>693845947
thousands of people have seen bigfoot, the loch ness monster, the list goes on. the fact remains that eye witness testimony is extremely unreliable

>>693845826
Demons sure do love relish

>>693844927
Now your assuming it's a long voyage. To them it me be a matter of a couple of our earth minutes. So they may not need an advance craft because it's so a easy short flight to them.

>>693845947
Carl faggot nice

>>693845682
literally can't accept reality trying to delusion himself it's just a garbage. This shit was already there when humanity didn't even have satelite upi there you fag. Try do research

>>693846004
and this is only the dimension we know

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>>693846097
They much prefer rape.
Body and soul.

Do you wish to give up your soul?

>>693843750
Sun and moon iconography common in paintings in that period. Some autist went through and puled out all the ones that looked vaguely UFO-like, ignored all the ones that look sun and moon like, and went "THIS MEANS SOMETHING!!!!!

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>>693831541
Statistically speaking the Universe is bound to have at least on other sentient being. Maybe one that can travel through space but it is absurd to think that one would visit us and we wouldn't know. In my opinion anyone who believes Aliens and humans have communicated before is absolutely insane.

I think if an alien race ever had the means to come to earth and go back to their planet would just enslave us or wipe us out to use our planet for whatever. Trust me, if they were around we would know.

>>693846096

Damn you're retarded!! have 1000's of people seen the imaginary bigfoot, loch fag monster at the same time?? no please kill yourself.

>>693845522
Human anon, please, tell me how this "sex" thing feels. Consider using your most precise words for the description.

>>693846495
eye witness testimony is the least reliable form of evidence, if anything people seeing the same thing at different times is better evidence than alot of people seeing something at the same time

>>693841611
>>693841400
double dubs. leave the kid alone.

>>693846523
"like warm cherry pie"

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>>693846097
They relish it.

>>693845826
Why is that demon dressed like he got invited to a gay orgy?

>>693846302
What is your evidence that it was up there before anybody had the ability to detect it up there?

>>693846754
no, see since being gay is against god, the demon is the one organizing the gay orgy

>>693846861
op here please keep the thread topic atleast vaguely related to paranormal phenomina

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>>693844960
You and the people who believe this shit are absolutely retarded. This image looks so fucking fake.

Even if there were aliens out there what the fuck would you do about it?

>>693846476
>statistically

There is not even a very rough estimate of how likely life is to arise on a given planet, nor of how likely it is to give rise to intelligent life, nor how likely intelligent life is to snuff itself almost immediately.

Lacking en a rough guess at any of those probabilities, I'm not sure how you are arriving at your conclusion, using statistics.

>>693847028
demons are paranormal, prove me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNBf23280Js

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>>693846302
Do you use Reynolds Wrap or store brand?

>>693847227
wesly crusher?

>>693847074

Ey retard, Do you think you can understand a alien being why it up there? do you think they think like you? Humans are so fucking retarded unbelievable. Hey snowflake take a break and go watch your reality show. That object is a UFO and nobody know why and where it came from you fucking fag. THIS SHIT IS FACTS.

>>693847107
When I said statistically I meant judging by the number of stars there are out there. Most stars have planets around them there are 100 billion stars in the universe.
100 BILLION ANON. Don't you think at least ONE out of these 100 billion stars is similar to Earth?

>>693847107
im not him, but i dont think you realize how many planets there are in the universe. there are so many planets we will never be able to catalog all of them, even if we had the entire lifespan of the universe to do it.

>Are they out there?
Yup, there's simply no chance with the size of the universe that we'd be the only sentient beings out there
>Have the already made contact?
Probably not, the distances from Earth to any other habitable planet would take thousands of years to traverse using any reasonable speed.
>Does the government know about them?
Nah probably not, but there is a chance that they know a lot more then they let on.

>>693846655
Wise words human friend. Just ordering a "warm cherry pie" so I can say to my alien dudes I'm no longer a virgin. Thx a lot.

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>>693837318
YESSSSSSSS

>>693844960
It's something that fell out an airlock when they went outside. It carbonized in the direct sunlight of low earth orbit.

>>693847474
I agree with this guy.

stoner thought; we are like their own personal ant arm which they might or might not jhave alot of in the galaxy, they observe us, our natural disasters, i can only imagine they crack the fuck up over the shit humans do in the name of religion

>>693837318
Either fake and gay or you being literally psychotic

>>693847393
That's a really shitty looking UFO. What are they, interstellar wetbacks?

>>693841094
Haha I'm watching this right now!

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>>693831541
Yes OP, if you do research on it. There are so many videos from the 90's and weird abductions of animals and human. There is definitive something out there that is top secret.

>>693838824
Maybe they are wrong about some of the laws of physics and aliens found a way.

>>693845352
>quints

whats up newfag?

>>693831541
I'm sure there is atleast some form of life outside of our solar system, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily of the intelligent sort that''s capable of doing anything but eating, fucking and sleeping.

>>693845352
>>693847972
ousted lol :P get that new fag fuck out of here

>>693847974
u mean like our local jews?

>Are they out there?
Definitely.
>have they made contact?
Probably
>does government know?
More than likely looking at how much conspiracy is out there regarding this topic. Where there's smoke there's fire.

>>693847393
It is insane how we both have the same opinion about eachother.
>You think I'm a reatrd who can't face the truth.
>I think the exact same thing about you.
Nonetheless I don't believe in this shit one fucking bit but whatever man keep tormenting yourself with thoughts of Aliens being out there.

>>693846004
I can't even comprehend the shit you just typed.

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>>693846004
A new universe big banging into ours? Our big bang destroyed all evidence of what was here before, if anything.

>>693848148
Must be an alien right?

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>>693831541
they wont contact us because of this shit

>>693848134
It's fact you fucking retard. That object is unknown and nobody knows why it's up there.

Maybe some aliums need to shit on your mouth so you can see they exist but i bet you would still think it's a dream.

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my old man told me that " human brain can never imagine a creature form he has never seen in his life , and if he does its mostly a creature that is a mix between 2 existing creatures such as the winged horse or centaurs ..."
so yeah these aliens we see pics of are real in my opinion

>>693831541
Even if the answer was yes to all 3 questions, they would be intelligent enough to stay pretty well hidden, any contact would be done with governments and both parties would realise the implications of releasing the information. Religions would go ham, plus we could never be trusted with flying cars and laser weapons let alone interstellar travel.....for now.

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>>693848466
if there is a reason that will ever make them contact us ... it would be this shit u just posted my african american

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>>693847328
Actually in that Picture Wil Wheaton was playing "Gordie LaChance" in "Stand by Me" the film adaptation of Stephen Kings novella "The Body"

>>693846160
Maybe they use a little red wagon

>>693846338
For some relish, sure where do I sign?

>>693846160
Now they don't. they sure as hell don't go faster than light and even then it would take years. You CANNOT go faster than light. Not with crazy technology, not with magic, not with fucking anything.

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>>693849099
No need to sign, it is done.

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>>693846523
Like when your arm falls asleep when you sleep on it ten you wake up and try to shake it awake.

>>693848879
my dear man you are fabulously eloquent far more astute and informed than the usual level of riff raff that parades around this site thank you for the knowledge

There is unquestionably life, probably intelligent life, off of Earth. The odds of meeting them or even contacting them are astronomical.

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There's been reports of probing, any evidence?

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>>693849230
Welp I guess whats done is done

>>693834776
More anon!

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>>693849289
Aww shucks.

Thanks Anon..

Can we have your liver then?

If i kms where will i go ?

>>693850131
Ruby Tuesdays

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There are so many things that we can't comprehend or understand about the universe. The universe DOES hold life millions and millions of light years away from us. The largest Galaxy known right now is called IC1101 which is 6 BILLION light years across. This galaxy is about 6,000,000 light years away from earth.

I don't doubt that IC1101 holds life in there. There is a HIGH chance of it. Could be an advanced civilization. Could be more than one civilization in there as well.

I believe our DNA was altered or somehow we were brought here by an advanced sentient.

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>>693848499
You are so stupid I'm going out of my fucking mind. I don't think you are dreaming. It's certainly not a dream. It is you being so FUCKING gullible that you think a digitally drawn image of a rock is an alien satellite. That is so fucking far fetched and you would know this if you had an actually education. It is sad that you have convinced yourself that this is true.

>>693850246
i agree :P other than that last part

>>693834776
Sounds like a good script to the next scifi thriller. Integrating alien dna into ours, mutants, telepathic, fly, control free will. ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©

>>693849171
THINK before you type . THEY do exist THEY don't even know about our existence , they might see earth as a vulcanic rocky planet becaouse light from earth travel to them so long ... there was no contact with alien at all , we are still baby civilisation

>>693850643
I absolutely agree with you. We have the same opinion did you even read my post you dumbass.

>>693850643
You're a baby civilization

>>693850933
actualy i wantet to reply to other post but i fucked up

Pro-tip theres kno such thing as aliens bro we live on a flat eart with a firmament dome idiots

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If they do not exist, the universe is a massive waste of space.

>>693849171
I agree with you but theoretically you could go faster than light with a warp engine.