>>693826441
Slawa !

>>693826441
Allahu ackbar!

"a little off the top please barber"

>>693826441
Allah stronthoop

I just had a complete blood transfusion with a pig's blood. Good luck not getting any on you, heathen.

>>693826441
Shiiieeet

>>693826441
I'd like a blood eagle pl0x

>>693826441
"Brother, if you're watching this I just want to let you know...You're adopted."

>>693826441
jet fuel cant melt steel beams

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Tod allen Museln.

Allahu Akbar more like BAL....

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YUOLO SWAG 430 BLIZE IT FAGGETS

Reply to this post or your mother will die tonight.

Why don't these poor bastards just shout ALLAH FUCKS PIGS as they're about to be executed. That way you'd ruin their video at least.

Fuck Allah right in the asshole

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>>693826764

>>693826441
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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op will always be a fag!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>693826441
"OP IS A FAGGOT"

>>693826895
i will say that for starters, they are usually subjected to a bunch of mock-executions. when you are not sure if they're gonna kill you or ransom you or just send you back to your room that day after psyching you out, yelling provocative shit takes a lot more balls than most people have. unless they just want to die at that point.

Crusaders buried the Jew gold in...

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You will not win, for every person you convert we will kill a million more.

>>693827032
That's exactly what they think, get the fuck out jihadi-John

>>693827108
Why not dont say anything and just run?

I'd rather be torn to shit by bullets and have my head cut off by a dull knife...

just what the fuck?

>>693826617
Fucking savage! :'D

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>693826441
I WILL SHIT ON MUHAMMADS FACE IN HELL.

>>693827204

Or they'll shoot you in the fucking knee, drag you back, and do something worse than decapitation with a dull knife.

Should try it for sure.

>>693827204
this mans asking the real questions

Lolbye

So you fuck goats?

>>693826617
Underrated post

>>693827345
I'd tear their fucking heads off!1!!
*pulls out gun and grins*

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"Could you tell me all about Islam please as I'd very much like to learn about your fantastic religion of peace, as I'd hoped that I too may one day be a righteous follower of Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him), following his commandments and slaughtering those who go against Islam".

> After being released and after growing
> beard, not washing and fucking goats
> for a number of months, will thank
> new brothers and say I must carry out
> the Prophet's will by travelling to
> USA to carry out attack.
Little do they know I intend to log on the 4chan in the first instance and whine about my captivity!

HaHa! Vengeance is mine!

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I demand a trial by combat.

>>693827345
Well, I mean its pretty hard to shoot someone in the kneecap considering the size. Your back is much larger and easier to shoot. Besides those guys are not exactly trained to shoot. They just kill.

Still tho...Couldn't hurt to try and run off and hope for a quicker death.

>>693826441
Niggers tongue my anus

>>693826441
Hitler was right, and we let this happen because we didn't listen to him

Just fuck my shit up-

I just wanted to say, that what you did to that goat was not okay.

>>693827604
>didnt protect the genitals
Kek

>>693827636
you again
that letter ever get sent?

>>693826441
Check em

>>693827816
kek

>>693828167
Wat?

"Dude I SWEAR I didn't know she was your goat!"

>>693826441
"God is greater"

>>693827345
Unless you bleed out from the blood loss you wont feel much as the knife is cutting your throat.

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>>693828255

If the last people to hear me are some ignorant sand niggers then what's the point? I guess I'd just say "get it over with already"

>>693827204
because ISIS (and other groups like them) often stage mock executions. Multiple times. It's a form of psychological torture.

So the hostages never really know until the knife goes in that this time it's real. They just have to stay there and hope this is one of the fake ones, and that they can hang in long enough either to escape or for their government to negotiate their release.

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imma gonna get to heaven first

and imma gonna fuck all yo pretty virgins

>>693827630

Pretty hard to run away when most executions are carried out in stadiums or out in the desert. Like shit have fun out running a Toyota hilux

>>693828469
I'm pretty sure they could tell between a real and fake knife,

Hell even those guys who were going to drown to death didn't even show much emotion

>>693828239
a while ago some said the would send a letter to some politician and some fags kept spamming Niggers tongue my anus

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

>>693827108
they are usually executing other Muslims as well, who probably don't want to upset the god they believe they are about to meet.

>>693826441
Allahu akbar

>>693826441
"hi mom!"

FUCK ISIS !!!

>>693828593
You have two legs that are free

thats all it takes it doesn't matter if its a desert you can still run.

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>>693826441
Lord Jesus is God

>>693826441

You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>693826441
Thanks Hillary!"

these boots dont match the rest of your outfighrfjhkbkljk jhkulhnpihlnlbmff

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>>693826441
"Thanks Hillary!"

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>>693826675
Lang over nagedacht zeker

>>693826441

My names Johnny Knoxville and this is....

JACKASS!

make america great again

>>693826441

"DO IT SLOW AND STROKE MY COCK, HUZAIFA"

"islam is a religion of peace. These guys are going to prove it by sawing my head off with a knife!"

Hi i'm johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass.

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>Claim I fucked their mothers and the goats were better.

As they start cutting my neck - laugh to myself and think

>My blood is never going to wash out of their clothes!

>>693828593
Remember that time when ISIS executed 12 people by blowing their heads off with explosives?

They must've had a good day or decided to be more merciful because thats probably by far the most humane execution compared to the other executions

>>693826441
Jesus called, he said he forgives you.
Or perhaps "mohummad? Is that you?"

>>693829179
I think "Islam is a religion of peace" is enough. Less is more.

>>693828645
The knife is real you moron. They take the hostages out, they line them up in front of the camera and make them kneel, and the jihadis give the speech about how America is the great satan or something and wave the knife around to show how big and shiny it is or whatever...

...and then they either take the hostages back inside, or they cut their heads off. Rinse and repeat.

>Hell even those guys who were going to drown to death didn't even show much emotion
Most hostages spend months being brutalised before they're finally executed. Months of torture and isolation tends to leave people pretty low energy

jesus, the people we get on this board. Seriously, is there anyone here over 15?

Aye lmao

>>693826735
Fucking underrated

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>>693826735
kekels

Turn to sandnigger and say

>Can't we just hug and talk this out

Sandnigger turns and opens his arms.

We hug for five minutes and whisper apologies into eachothers ear. Start to feel Iqbal has an erection.

After hug, wave goodbye and walk off to live the rest of my life knowing we could just talk it over.

Arrive back in the US.

Stabbed by a fucking nigger and killed.

"This shit is why aliens won't visit us."

>>693829905

Plenty of people called Pedro and Sanchez here
You're clearly not looking

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>>693829888

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>>693829888

checkd and kekkd

"If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep"

>>693826441
satan ackbar
then i detonate the bomb implanted in my stomach

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>>693828201
What the fuck does this?

Muhammad was gay

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>>693828201

>>693826441
yes just three

Psst. Wanna get high?

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>>693830891
>>693828201

>>693826441
DO IT, DO IT NOW YOU GOAT FUCKER FAGGOT!!!!

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>>693827535
>log on the 4chan
>log on
This ain't reddit you fag

>>693830820
you bloat up when you decompose

>>693827018
Kek, also hate this meme

>>693826441
and Live from IRAQ IT'S SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?

>>693831228
so once you're in the ground you bloat?

Always thought you just rotted away or some shit.

>>693831536
this..

tell my waifu i love her

>>693826441
GET DOWN! THERES AN EXECUTIO-

just a few inches off the top mate

"These guys are actually undercover Mossad agents! ALL OF THEM!"

"I'm still getting paid for doing this shot right?...Cool, thanks."

>>693831563
i dont really remember the exact cause, i think it's either the protein in all your muscles kinda eats itself and puffs up or the bacteria in your gut eats away at your insides and makes gas as the bi-product. not 100% tho

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>>693828201

>>693831804
It happens when you're pumped full of gas then you bloat.

If you just decompose you rot away into a skeleton form.

>>693826441
Who's the wanker in the black

>>693831958
jihadi john

>>693831945
k den

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>>693828041

>>693826441
If you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep

Are the ISIS videos real? A few videos look very real and a few others look fake. Tell me.

In a condicending voice: ooh no i hope they dont cut my head off. That would be sooo scary! Oohhh.

What are gonna do, behead me?

>>693826441
"A shout out to all the Pear!"

Hey, Punjabi, that blade better be sharp! Cunt
!

>>693826441
>Allah stronthoop
allah is a bitch.
>>693828883
this so much this

You know we have something in common right?

We both hate Jews

im autism

>>693826441
"But I like the Beatles"

>>693826441
"Dave, I fucked your Missus, what you going to do about it?"

Allah is a woman.

Make America great again!!

ROTFLMHO gargle gargle bleaaurgh

Check 'em.

>>693826441
AD MAIOREM DEI GLORIAM
DEUS VULT!

I would say...

"You mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post."

>>693835000
Fuck you

>>693835000
allahu akbar *headshot*

>>693826441
Yolo

>>693835000
cool cool

>>693826441
"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, and you stink of shit mate"

sleep tight
pupper

>>693827018
>>693827028
Sweet

>>693835000
huhuehue

>>693826441
"muhammad was a paedophile" of course

You may strike me down, But soon a hellfire from above, so hot, that will burn your bodys, scorch your lands, ruin your future generations to come.

"Am I being detained?"

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>>693826441
Feel the bern

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9fag alert. Death to all infidels!

>>693826441

" ISIS = Israeli/Sion Intelligence Service "

>>693831520
Underrated

>>693835927
underrated

"FUCK niggers"

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>>693835000
fk this

>>693826735
They are forbidden to eat pigs, they don't care if they touch pigsblood...

Short back and sides please, big man.

>>693826441
At least I'm white

>>693826441
>You're about to be executed by the isis/l
>What are your last words?


I call for the ancient evil, Mustakrakish, to come forth and consume this land!
I offer my blood to complete the ritual!
I offer the lives of these men to seal the contract!

>>693826617
I can only hope I would have enough balls. Fucking perfect.

I demand trial by combat pussies !

hey pakistani does yer mummy have a fanny does it smell?
fuckin hell

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>>693826441
The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

>>693826441
"Cut my head off and your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

Reality is just an illusion

>>693826441
"Keep sucking your god's cock, fucktard"

Niggers will inherit the earth.

Amor Fati.

I would yell allahu ackbar, then the Usa will give the ok to have the drone watching us to blow us all to dust.
On one hand Ill be revered as a traitor to my country, but at least those fags will die with me.
>plus if all that sandnigger bs turns out to be true then ill be drowning in virgin puss puss.

>>693826441
Respawn in 3, 2, 1...

Hey, I got an itch on my neck, could you get it for me?

paleface is coming

why are you wearing all black? it's hot as fuck out here dumb ass.....

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>>693838904
kek

>>693826441
Deus Vult!

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>>693826441

I'd sing either the british national anthem or Rule britainnia tbh fam

Short back and sides please pal

>>693826441
"Suck my penis! Denise from the cleanis fucked me good you shoulda seenis. Big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french roast stylin, body like a stallion. Debatin on a fuck or do I wanna be a nigga."

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

if you kill me youre gay

>>693839594
I doubt they'd let you even finish the second sentence.

>>693839348
just outta curiousity, how are things over there since your money went to shit? Can't be that bad, as an amerifat our money goes to shit every few weeks but I rarely notice any change.

check' em

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>>693840072

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>>693839741

A sausageroll from greggs is stil 80p, all jokes aside not much has changed. I mean you cant exactly close the doors on one of the biggest economy in the world, plus wor son the Americans have to side with us.

Invest in the pound now, trump/cllinton cant turn their back on use.

>>693840205

us*

>>693829538
The final death for most of these humans is a blessing.

fuck me up fam

>>693826441

"Mohammed sucks cocks in hell."

>>693826441
Isis real life? Isis just fantasy?

>>693840205
yeah I was actually thinking now might be a good chance to make an easy investment and get some pounds. Anyone who thinks a major economy is just disappear over night is a tard.

>>693826441
Milk me daddy

>>693826441
Short back and sides please mate!

>>693839594
Not even ISIS but I would cut your throat just to shut you up. jeez.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Thank you

>>693826886
anus

>>693826441
Make America great again!

>>693826441
GIT GIT UP, GET SOMETHING MAH NIGA OLAPZALOZA EL BUMPO EL AMERICANO EL MESTIZO LALALALALA CHUPALA CONCJETIMADRE SDKVNVNSKJVNJKDNVKS =))))))))

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>>693840775

At £1.20ish to the dollar now is prime time. Just remember a good investment is a long investment, dont cash out as soon as your in the plus, its bounds to go higher even if just a little.

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>>693841078
>mfw shillary stops all your connections and calls your executioner to tell him to hurry up and slit your throat already

>>693827159

Islam shall fall Deus Vult!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssXQO-l5c7U

>>693827345
implying that sand niggers can do anything but shoot like chimps from the hip.

>>693826741
Yikes..

>>693830073
fuck u

>>693829036
A HA

Please be gentle, it's my first time.

>>693830546
does this still count? must i reply?

>>693826886
Hvvhxt

>>693826441
i would laugh

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>>693826441

To the end we will stand, we are fighting for
Deus in regnium!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4

>>693835000
(You)

>>693826441
your god takes the long american cock of my god while jesus skull fucks him

>>693842267
Any last words, filthy kufar?
>"I would laugh."
W-what?
>"as I said I would laugh."
O-okay, I'll slit your throat now...

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>>693826441
"So this is how new nations are created. Fascinating"

>>693835000
typical shit

>>693829645
>Fucking underrated
No its not. Its lame
>>693829905
I don't think they visit us because of fags like you.

>>693842534
No no no let me laugh first

>>693826774
Finde ich gut.

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>>693842680
gay

ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER!!!

>>693827604
Fucking sumer bitch weaboo get back to your fucking 9 gag spermbag.
You are an autisick litle shit fagot i don't want you in /b/

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well this thread was fun, guess its gotta 404 now
>See you space cowboys.