Waifu claiming thread.
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>>693812502
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ribs
Claimed
Next ohayou is nearly done
>>693821181
Chibi Sayaka a cute.
kagami claimed!!
>doll edition??
>>693821060
they're usually quick on solving problems...i think!!
anyways, do you have anything big coming up??
>>693821367
chen!!!! hello again!
QOTT: Who have you seen perform live?
KoRn
Deftones (they fucking sucked)
Tool (twice)
A Perfect Circle
Primus
The Toadies
Stone Temple Pilots
Who was it... The Specials? Some white reggae band
I should go see more shows.
>>693821367
Hi Chen :3
>claiming yume
>>693821477
Senjougahara
Alright /waifu/ post all your legs the left belongs to me the right to Senjougahara
>>693821465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb8pI82jIE
>>693821580
Hello.
>>693821159
Well, during the summer I am usually on sometime around 1 as I am done with my class by then. On summer weekends, I don't really have a schedule. However, during the rest of the year I usually am on around 10 PM. Free on weekends though.
>>693821652
>>693821477
Now I guess I can make fun of you, since I have litteraly nothing else to do while I'm here
Fucking perv
>>693821465
Hey kagami
>>693821482
Hey shiro
>>693821534
Huey Lewis and the news, The Front Bottoms, and several local bands no one cares about
>>693821722
Hey Mami
HI everyone! how goes it.
>>693821534
Umm
Nine Inch nails <twice>
A perfect Circle
Queens of the stoneage
Prodigy
Slipknot
As i lay dying
godsmack sevendust same concert
chimaira
Lamb of god
Grateful dead
Yonder Moutain String band
Trivium
Coheed cambria
oh and i happene to see nonpoint like 50 times because they open for like eveyrone here
and fucking Lisa Loeb for some reason.
im sure theres some shit im foregetting
Claimed
>>693820835
>kill yourself
Wow what a well thought out response. Wasting space on the interwebs with a fucking "kill yourself" Did you think you were clever? You fucking weren't you piece of shit neckbeard. Go back to fapping to chinese cartoons, you fucking weeaboo. While your at it drink literal gallons of bleach. I have found off brand is better than Clorox since it is equally effective but for a lower cost. You dont know what huge wall of text your shitty "kill yourself" just brought on. Little did you know i know all the words to De Colores, that i can hand out a million vaccinations or i can let them all die in exasperation. Or i could get em healed from their lacerations, or have them all killed by means of assassination. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem. Did i mention i can tell you about Leif Ericson? I will reign down my shit of fury and kick your little skinny ass punk.
;^)
Tenryuu claimed
>>693821856
Hi Fran, how are those ribs coming along?
>>693821534
>implying I can afford the luxury of going to concerts or festivals
Only some local bands but no one worth mentioning
>>693821652
Check out these calfs
>
>>693821534
>deftones
I actually like some of their music.
Not a live music person to be honest, only "show" I've been too was a jazz show with my mom for mothers day and it was pretty nice.
>>693821652
This
Hello Yume, how are you today?
>>693821856
oh I'm a last resort?
Fran, you compliment me too much.
>>693821978
I really like some of the music Trent Reznor composes, Ghosts I–IV was amazing.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>693821482
Hey Shirobro.~
>>693821367
Honk honk.
>>693822044
>rants that telling someone to kill themselves online is a waste of time
>proceeds to tell them to drink bleach
Wow...
masturbated so much to his pics. <3
>>693822101
/blog/ faggot
>>693821181
mandatory uta claim
LONG POST HERE
>>693820592
>Chinese cartoons
irony seems to be contagious
>Last Exile
i brought the blue ray a while back because i heard alot of good things about it but i never got round to watching it. i will some day though. someday.
>uninventive
while yes their songs more often than not go for the "im sad, pity me" trope, they fill a hole in the music industry which not many tried to do. they explore the different types of sadness and try to comfort those in need through relatable lyrics, this act of compassion through experience is a bold move in my opinion as if it is not done write it can break a bands career.
the melody the band chooses exemplifies the lyrics by keeping low key sounds and slow beats as it will match the feelings of the listener.
the music they create isn't meant for someone living life happily, its meant for someone who hate life.
>many people i know like radiohead
they are either following a popular band to look 'cool' or are living lives they dislike.
i recommend trying to find out if its the latter and if so try to help them
>>693821009
just not for you, i'm guessing your not into rock then.
if you are then i'm confused.
>>693822232
I went and saw him during the fragile tour where perfect circle opened for them.
was amaze
and when With Teeth Came out
the shows are amazing trent reznor is a god
>>693822344
Pyrocynical, is that you?
Why do people hold their thumbs up when they imitate a gun? since when do guns have random rods sticking straight up?
>>693821856
Hi. How were the ribs?
>>693822274
Heya Seaport, you up to anything today? Any plans for the weekend?
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
I'm back, how is everybody?
>>693822232
Quite considering I spent like 180€ on stuff that I could get for free but meh fuck it I get paid enough to aford it.
Visited my grandpa in hospital after his surgery.
He has really badly sundamaged skin so he needs to undergoes this from time to time.
How about yourself?
>>693821670
wow!!! this is some brutal stuff lol, i can just imagine how this is live!!!
here's a funny song for you!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
>>693821856
hello frankenberry!!! how's your meat coming a long??
>>693822454
a revolver has a hammer you pleb
Today's experience
I've just met a trans and she wanted to have sex, so I don't know.
Should I go and suck that feminine penis?
>>693822462
Not much is going on with me.
Per usual.
>>693822507
>implying your clever enough to even use a computer
Top fukken kek
>>693822507
Good how are you? I hit level 5 in pokemon so im about to grab my squirrtle and go wreck some faggets at the gym down the road
>>693822587
>she
>SHE
>>693822596
Same for me. Good as always though I'd hope?
>>693822507
I'm fine, just bored. How are you Cat?
>>693821332
>>693820803
Damn, I never met another big fan of the game until you mentioned it.
The creation of the Necros are so awesome how everything from the human body or animal or alien is incorporated to play a role in each one. The team did a fantastic job on how each can find a way to get around, attack, and work together.
Not many games do that these days, just simple AIs'
The Blood Moons ware another Necro that looks terrifyingly beautiful.
The Marker with unique symbols. The best looking is the Ubermorph from the second one, Five eyes and dark skin. Very intimidating style.
>>693822587
Warum hast du das nicht schon getan?
Is doch genau dein Fetisch oder?
>>693822587
Thanks Chen, and now fuck off.
>>693822693
>not picking charizard
Do you suck THAT bad at pokemon?
>>693822548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE
Here is a banana for you aswell.
Thanks for sharing.
>>693822274
Honk.
>>693822771
Good as always.
>>693822561
Then people should be slapping the thumb and not holding the bottom of their hand like its a fucking machine gun.
>>693822845
Nice wine jug
>>693822417
Nope, not really into rock, or metal at all.
I like what I like.
>>693822426
I'd like to see his composed music preformed.
As far as his other work goes I only like a few songs.
>>693822522
not too bad, woke up a few hours ago, starting work again.
Got a movie playing in the background, todays gonna be pretty relaxing.
>>693822587
>she
>penis
>>693822991
Its high noon faggot
>>693822902
How about you fuck off back to teamspeak and attention whore in there?
You don't get any attention in here.
Only a few of you go to shows?
wowzers.
>>693821722
Thank you very much, amor. I got something planned in a drawing for us. I can't wait to present it to you! It'll take a bit though.
I just wanted to say that i hate 95% of you guys and that you're the fucking cancer that destroys /waifu/
>>693822918
i didnt even know wtf i was doing when i started. i thought i could grab all 3
Plus i found out u can get pikkachu if you just ignore the ones they throw at you.
>>693823059
makes sense
what genre's are you into?
i tend to go everywhere now
though only recently have i come out of my rocky metal hole so i'm rather uncultured in a lot of other genre's
>>693822667
I have no idea what that has to do with anything but where floats your boat.
>>693822693
I'm gonna wait until the servers stop being unresponsive before I actually get into the game.
>>693822771
Same, just chilling in bed, being bored aswell.
>>693823417
am i the 5%?
>>693822845
Dear Lord, those FEET
>>693823303
I barely have money to sustain myself, I would if I could.
>>693823417
Try harder.
>>693822965
Random topic, but what music do you generally listen to?
>>693823417
>>693823417
thanks tenryuu.
good to know.
you eaten yet?
>tfw you post a pic of a cowboy and everyone says "its high noon" but then they are confused when you say "make my day" or "feeling lucky, punk?"
>>693823417
>you're the fucking cancer that destroys /waifu/
>attention whores every day
>instead of speaking about his waifu, he seeks attention
>uses this thread as a blog
Stop projecting, and get the fuck out of here.
You just posted that for attention, as usually, because until it, you didn't get any.
Holy fucking shit, dude.
>>693823553
No
>>693823629
Nah, that's just my overall opinion of you guys
>>693823706
No, not in the whole day
But nonetheless you're in the 5%
The hammer is not the size of a fucking thumb, explain this shit.
>>693822122
Done, and amazing!
I put a bit much run on them, so they turned out a bit spicier than planned.
Judging should be done in about 2 hours, which is a problem because that's when I need to be at work
>>693822232
Well. You are the pathetic
>>693822462
Spicy
>>693822548
Done and spicy.
>>693822587
Why not?
>>693823749
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
>>693823417
You've become what you hate m8.
Seems like Tentryuu just had a mental breakdown because he doesn't really got the attention he lacks of.
Being born an Arab is not a choice, but following the teachings of the Quran is.
>>693823884
>being this autistic about common hand gestures
I dunno man, maybe because to give a "shots fired" signal flexing you thumb is easier to see than clinching your finger.
Or maybe it's just an easy to recognize hand gesture. Maybe it's just easy to fucking recognize.
>>693823785
Because the threads are running so fast that i don't know about what i should say otherwise. I mean, you guys aren't talking about your waifus either, you use this as a fucking chat despite most you guys have either the TS, Telegram or cancercord.
>>693824040
No, the threads overall has become what i hate m4*2
>>693823629
Almost strictly video game. I have a wide variety of games, and my favorites keep on switching every day. I noticed that I listen to Monster Hunter pretty often though.
>>693824099
>doesn't really got the attention he lacks of.
what is english
>>693823845
get something to eat, don't want our commander starving now do we.
>in the 5%
thank you for saying that for everyone else, you should of known i knew that already.
anyway what you gonna eat?
considering you havent eaten all day you should probably get some meat into your system, maybe some carbs also.
oh and remember to drink a lot, dehydration creeps up on you
(im guessing most of the original members are in the 5% aswell)
>>693823345
Ooh, I cannot wait to see it, mein liebe!
Shiro claimed.
Sup.
>homuroll of trust issues
>>693824355
Just a typo
>>693824480 (You) (You)
>has trips
>doesn't roll
>>693824480
Sadly no dice
I made some good ribs today
>>693824397
Its "meine Liebe"
>>693824480
Na Kleinshiro wie gehts wie stehts?
>>693823884
Cocking back the hammer means that you're about to shoot
It says "bitch back the fuck off before you're the Quickly Dead"
>>693823938
spicy is best kinda meat!!!
i wish i could have a piece, im sure you guys are gonna win that competition!
>>693823345
>>693824397
love is such a great thing~
>>693824365
I think i should make some Cordon Bleus, they're pretty tasty
Maybe drinking some whisky later, who knows.
How's your day going so far?
>>693824480
Hey hey hey, wie geht es meinem Süddeutschen?
>>693823938
I know you will do great! I'm going to go play some mini golf with my friends. I'll see you in about an hour.
>>693824260
What do you want to know?
Tomoko has a yuri harem forming
A new character, whose name is actually Yuri, just asked Tomoko to be her friend
She has given up on becoming popular and is slowly gaining a reputation.
She shaved her tang
Uhh... She has a yandere lesbian stalker. Possibly.
She's 140 centimeters, you can literally put her in your pocket
She seems to be a fan of shounen and GAR series, but isn't above watching moeshit, but no one must know.
>>693824734
I have a spicy meat id you catch my drift
>>693824480
How long have you been rolling for my pic?
>>693822845
Why do those feet look so good? I'm not even a furry!
>>693824691
So they aren't mimicking a gun, their mimicking holding an invisible gun?
Makes more sense than Tomoko's bullshit "It's recognizable" explanation, but why hold the pointer finger straight out instead of bending it in?
>>693824260
You use this thread as a fucking blog,
I mean, you are talking about what you're still posting your blog in here despite doing it in telegram, in discord and in teamspeak aswell.
You're just frustrated nobody cares in the thread about your daily blog, except your ausfags friends.
>>693824275
>video game ost
Oh baby. I don't listen to it mainly, but I do have a lot that I enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNZAZgXYJo
Even though this track is really short, it really fits the game so well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16T1-qcxtw
I've never actually played Monster Hunter, but I should shouldn't I? I've heard quite a bit about it.
>>693825026
You're talking it while you're*
>>693824580
All posts are rolls! I thought it was clear.
>homuroll of rage
>>693824606
I don't fancy rips. Too much bones, to little to eat.
How was it though?
>>693824637
>>693824813
Ahoy zusammen! Ganz gut, eigentlich. 100 Euro im Glücksspiel gewonnen, alte OP-Narbe fängt wieder an sich zu entzünden und zu schmerzen, und ich habe eine Prüfung mit hervorragenden Resultaten bestanden.
2 zu 1 für guter Tag!
>>693824908
I have the higher res one, actually, but I only have the edited version of the small one and am too lazy to edit this one as well.
Thanks though!
ကူညီပါ
>>693825026
Says the attention whore who tripfags, stop pretending you didn't arrive a week ago and that you have been around as long as ten.
>>693824734
Maybe. My mom went with sweet ribs, so I wonder what the judges will like?
>>693824831
Ok, see you then
>>693824835
I was about to say that, why did you steal my joke?
>>693825173
Very nice
>>693825173
Was für eine Narbe den?
Hey ich habe heute 180€ für etwas was ich besser nicht erwähne ausgegeben.
>>693825037
Yes, Monster Hunter is very fun and a few sequels offer plenty of challenge, like Freedom Unite.
>>693825011
Because you would put your finger above the trigger so you dont accidentaly shoot
>>693825284
I was quicker
>>693824813
wrapped around cheese or cheese filling?
>maybe drinking some whisky later
if you do, tell me, ill join you.
always good to know there is someone else drinking with some thought of you in mind as you finish your first glass.
my day, pretty average. had to clean my mattress due to a chocolate milk accident last night but other than that i have had no problems.
what about your day, is life being kind today?
>>693825173
Rule was 2 rolls per thread, you gotta pick carefully when to do it.
>>693824835
hmmm...i don't usually catch drifts!!! lol
>>693825284
it's hard to tell....everybody's tastes are different!! how does that work?? do they taste only one piece of meat??
>>693825037
Shiro gets fucked by the cookie monster
>>693825266
>What is archive.
I'm here from December.
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>693825303
dakimakura
getragene leggings
bilder von deiner schwester
>>693825503
Why?
>>693822845
fantastic paws
I was using a hyperbole
>>693822417
See, it was funny because Last Exile is rendered. I just get a boner for anything involving flying.
>Radiohead
I definitely see what you're saying. I do think that tastes are axiomatic. "I like it because I like it" is good enough; why does someone have to objectively justify something fundamentally subjective?
>>693823749
A black sheriff!?
>>693824813
Drink whiskey now and play some OW.
As an aside, since Suntory owns Jim Beam now, is it "whisky"?
>俺のIbukiだ
>>693825565
This is why
http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/0359efd8565f8e9eac69b35031bdccc9/1796237%20-%20Akame_Ga_Kill%21%20Cookie_Monster%20Kurome%20Sesame_Street%20SketchLanza%20crossover%20deadman_wonderland%20shiro .jpg
the autism level has reached an all time high in this thread.
>>693824832
Nothiong new, but thanks
>>693825173
>100 Euro im Glücksspiel gewonnen
90% an den König :^)
>alte OP-Narbe fängt wieder an sich zu entzünden und zu schmerzen
Was für eine Narbe?
>Kratze solange daran bis es nicht mehr juckt
>und ich habe eine Prüfung mit hervorragenden Resultaten bestanden
gerade so über die 50% Prozent gekommen?
>>693825404
Cheese and ham filling
>spilling chocolate milk
You monster
>if you do, tell me, ill join you.
Will do
>>693825303
Was hast du dir geholt?
>>693825634
>>693825340
Damn. The only console I own currently is GameCube, and I don't really intend on buying more, not really any money to do so either. So I guess no Monster Hunter for me. I'm not forcing conversation on you, am I? I sorta feel like I am, but I'd like to talk to you more I guess. Sorry if I am.
>>693825503
I saw it.
>>693825750
At least you are getting that attention you crave so much for.
Death To AMERICA!
>>693824397
>>693824831
No problem, cha'ch vo- chean.
I'll see you later darling.
>>693824734
It sure Kagami, it sure is.
>>693825738
It's a waifu thread. I just post a few get posts every one.
Like now.
>>693825750
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT
>>693825634
I don't know what that means and i think you know that i dont
>>693825852
>Gamecube
Oh man, I had so many memories playing with that underrated system. Good times.
Also, no force with the conversations. I like talking too.
>>693826015
Fuck whoops. Mistimed my quads script. Here's some.
Chen and Tenryuu are actually gay lovers
>>693825958
Fake.
>>693825750
Ich würde lieber irgendeine Geschlechtskrankheit sagen als die Wahrheit.
too many malebots
claiming husbando now
or waifu?
okay so is grell presumed a male, even though he prefers to himself as a woman?
i still haven't figured it out really
>>693826028
Heh, just feel like we run out of conversation topics pretty easily. You got any hobbies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvvFnR0kJFw
>>693825958
Why is a mudslime confused about death to america
>>693826160
like this nigger
>>693826318
Basically he's just Touga getting butt punished by Saionji and Akio
>>693825706
>Drink whiskey now
Only after i ate something
>play some OW.
Everything expet OW. I'd rather play Doom today. Or Enderal.
>>693826024
Yes, but being able to speak more than one language has it's advantages.
>>693826280
Ach komm, hau raus.
>>693825402
So it seems
>>693825480
I turned in 6 bones, which are judged out of 10 based on flavor, appearance, and texture. The scores are either totaled or averaged to find the winner
>>693826383
Do you count vidya as a hobby? Other than that, not really.
Later nerds.
I'm gonna go smoke weed and be a normalfag while you losers sit here and wallow in waifu purgatory.
>>693825284
What side dishes though?
>>693825303
Man hat mir mal so nen Klumpen rausgeschnitten.
Pflaumenkuchen?
>>693825456
I have trust issues now... I thought the first two posts would automatically be rolls.
>>693825750
>90% an den König :^)
An die Hohenzollern oder einen anderen von denen?
>Kratze solange daran bis es nicht mehr juckt
Ich hab Salbe drauf getan, da schmier ich alles voll wenn ich kratze.
>gerade so über die 50% Prozent gekommen?
Nein, tatsächlich ziemlich überragend.
Wie läufts bei dir?
>>693825706
thank you,
i can agree with you on that.
and "i like it" is never good enough for me. i question everything i do so i often question others actions, its a habit of mine.
because of emotional attachment and i'm british.
most brits have a tendency to over complicate things
>>693825750
filling it huh, nice choice, less mess.
IM SORRY, it couldn't be helped, gravity hates me and my cat loves gravity.
im looking forward to it
>>693826513
You're on the american board
Speak american
>>693826598
Nobody cares Mr. "2cool4u" :^)
>>693826555
lucky trips!!!
hmmm....i've watched a whole bunch of bbq contests on t.v. but i've never known how it works
im guessing they seperate it by the type of meat too??
>>693826598
Dont come back
Fucking normies
On my fukken bee
>>693826580
Yea, that's a hobby. Currently I'm pretty big into rogue-likes, but I've always liked open world RPG's, like Fallout 3 and Skyrim. My favorite game of all time would be Resident Evil 4, mainly because I grew up with it. What would be yours?
>>693826318
he's a homosexual male who has a very feminine personality so to keep his pride he often indulges himself in female acts such as wearing their clothes and heightening his voice.
that should clarify any doubts
Remember to go on Omegle with your interests set as "/waifu/"
>>693826513
Das du dich überhaupt dazu herab lässt mit mir zu reden wundert mich.
Du könntest mich nun auch mal vom Ts³ entbannen.
>>693826639
Blinddarm?
Den hab ich schon verloren habe nur eine "Smiley"-Narbe (so nenn ich die zumindest) davon behalten ist aber schon über 2 Jahre her.
Nein ich hasse Obstkuchen ich esse ausschließlich Rührkuchen.
>>693822805
>I never met another big fan of the game until you mentioned it
Same, it's very underappreciated. I own all the games, comics and the book. Only thing I need now is a spitter dakimura
Amazing design and artwork aside, the story is amazing as well. Very good buildup with plenty of room for speculation, non-disappoint endings and feels. I almost cried at the end of Dead Space: Severed
I absolutely loved how much depth there was in combat. Crippled enemies played dead or switched to ranged attacks. Pregnants clawed their own belly open.
Stalker AI was a gem. They distracted you with noises and peeked around the corner. Aim and ready to fire only to get rammed from the side by that one you missed. In DS3 they felt a lot easier unfortunately, but that was due to map design. Too many chokepoints
>The Marker with unique symbols
Did you know it's a legit language?
They developed an actual fucking language. It's not just gibberish. It has grammar and rules and an alphabet
>The Blood Moons
Creepy, mysterious, powerful
A worthy boss to the necromorphs. The final battle with the new moon felt so epic and it was challenging but not frustrating.
Did you play awakened DLC?
Their mind control and mantra chanting made them eerie as fuck
>You can kill the prophet, but you can't kill the god
>Your chance to warn the Earth has come and gone
>We are coming. We are hungry. We are here
>Ubermorph
Absolutely loved how he somewhat resembled the hive mind. His intimidation came from his slow and creeping approach, like unstoppable impending doom
Best looking necro is a toss-up between stalkers and alien necros for me
>>693827131
This is an english board
Fuck off, Schwein
>>693822845
feet
>>693826639
>An die Hohenzollern oder einen anderen von denen?
An den König im Norden
>Ich hab Salbe drauf getan, da schmier ich alles voll wenn ich kratze.
Aber das ist eine Maßnahme damit die Slabe besser in die Haut einzieht
>Nein, tatsächlich ziemlich überragend.
Also 52%?
>>693826700
>filling it huh, nice choice, less mess.
Always works. Next week i'm trying myself on shrimps.
>>693826750
And english has germanic roots
Your argument is invalid.
>>693827131
>Das du dich überhaupt dazu herab lässt mit mir zu reden wundert mich.
Mich auch
>>693827033
I usually like playing FPS and RPG games, like Payday 2, Dragon Nest, E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy, a heavily modded Skyrim, and Garry's Mod, if I'm very bored.
>>693826639
No sides, just ribs and sauce
>>693827399
"Hi" to you from the last thread
>>693827572
Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to playing Splatoon, too. Looks really fun, in a good stupid kind of way.
>>693827399
>>693822805
I'm really happy that you started talking about it out of our music circlejerk.