>>693820735
Yeah, look up tucking

>>693820735
Yes. I've talked with my friends about it, we can all do it, its normal, youre fine.

>>693820735
well it's nice for them to get out of the house once in a while

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>>693820735
I'm also able

OP Here. my right ball is currently stuck and won't come down, what do

>>693821310
Half way there op. Just shove the other one up now and stab yourself in the chode. A true DIY sex change.

>>693821310
you have to coax it down

>>693821645
should i masturbate and see if its falls back down

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>>693821310

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>>693820735
I can't :(

>>693820735
OP how do you do that ?

>>693821993
what the fuck happened to your dick

>>693821707
No, just offer it positive words and encouragement. Imagine you are talking a suicidal person down from the top of a building

>>693822086
Potato-Penis..
Rare disease. Happens to the unfortunate..

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>>693820735

>>693821993
Your dick looks like you boiled it

>>693822086
Nothing? It's just still quite tender.

>>693822166
im so sorry for your loss, anon

>>693822086

transgender cock

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>>693821993

>>693822107
" you have so much to live for. come down little teste"

>>693822243
>>693822378
Seriously? You're a bunch of fucking assholes, I just want to hang out with my /b/ros and have fun.

>>693822254
NOTHING
what do you mean nothinG have you ever seen a normal penis before in your entire existance? yours looks like a skin-coloured pickle for fucks sake

>>693820735
Its not healthy for your ball to hang inside.
My right testicle was stuck in the lower groin when i was 9, Ended up in surgery and moved it back to its normal position.

>>693822285
what an unfortunate turn of events

that must be what nacho vidal does

>>693822460
this thread i swear

>>693822509
Like I said asshole it's still fucking tender and my bfs looks "normal" so yes I have.

>>693822460
exactly.

'your brother misses you hanging around'

>>693822484
get your non-solicited potato-dick out of conversation then

>>693822695
oh my god
ive never met a more bitchy transgender in my life :^)
should've kept the vag, sweetheart

>>693822695
You gay?

>>693821993
what the fuck is ABOVE your dick

>>693822798
of course it is
look at it's dick

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>>693821993

>>693822803
yeah good point anon
what the fuck is that

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>>693822720

>>693822903
kek'd hard

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>>693822798
Duh. Is his "normal" enough for you?

>>693822803
The pubic ridge.

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>>693821993
Nope

>>693822484
tryharding too hard to be male
get the pusspuss back

>>693823058
lmfao you're growing hair on the tip of yo penis, nigger!

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>>693822166
this is a phallic shaped food tread now

>>693823058
this is female to male dick

>>693823058
no thats not normal
what the fuck
>>693823058
what the fuck do you mean by 'pubic ridge' why is it coming out of your body

>>693823189
you could've made a food pun

>>693823159
It's not mine it's my bf's. Why do you all have to be assholes like this? Why can't you just be happy that people are who they are and want to chill with you guys?

>>693823314
So what isn't "normal" about it? The ridge of the pubis? Don't you even know basic biology?

>>693823402
im not really that funny when it comes to puns

>>693823538
thats unfortunate

>>693823195
Well he was born female so you're kinda right lol he always said he felt like his penis was internal and now it's external we're happy :)

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>>693821993

>>693823525
obviously not but ive never seen something that looks like that on a human body before

This Is why I don't get on /b/ at work I'm fucking dying like a giggling retard in the corner

>>693823756
oh good god get off this website

>>693823525
Hair is not supposed to grow in the head of a penis.

What isn't normal is all of it. The color, the shape, the hair growing on the head, the crusty shit around thee base of the head.

It's bad. All of it bad. Bad, bad, bad.

>>693823850
accurate

>>693823942
i love you anon

>>693823756
You sound like the kind of person I fantasize about using a rib splitter on while you're still alive, then making you watch me take a shit in your chest cavity.

>>693823525
why do we assholes be like this?
because you and your unsolicited dick-tator came into this thread and we never asked for it


get it out of here

can that thing even get hard? lol >>693823058

>>693823952
I try not to get on it but I've been a /b/tard since 07. It's a habit

>>693824150
holy shit
praise you man
fucken bless dude you're brilliant

>>693823654

That file name is one of the best /b/ in-jokes I've seen in a while.

>>693824314
its ok man
i feel it dude

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I've got a real hankering for a chicken dick sandwich

>>693823788
Don't you have a dick? Look at it and you'll see we aren't so different after all.

>>693823942
That was when it was new you can still see the dressing. He had laser surgery and it isn't there anymore, one or two might come through but it normally just sort of feels like a peach lol :3

>>693824150
And people wonder why the LGBT community is growing.

>>693824264
Um it was a thread about dicks and balls. I have both so I can join in.

>>693824292
Yeah the testes have a kinda pump built in so when you squeeze it it gets hard. So it's kinda just like a "normal" dick.

>>693824534
fucking file name

>>693824366

Dubs don't like, so thanks anon.

You know that annoying fucker dots his "I's" with little circles. I hate him.

>>693824643
fuck 'im dude

OP here, righty is still stuck up in me. tried beating off to these penile foods to see if it'd come down... nope

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>>693821993
>>693822378
>it is done

>>693824863
fucking wheezing, thank you so much anon

>>693824826
oh
just ask it nicely

>>693824863
topkek

>>693824863

Oh God, that's fucking perfect.

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This Thread
Somebody Save it

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>>693823058
seems normal to me

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>>693824863
winner winner dickduck dinner

>>693824863
Hilarious. You were born what you identify as congratulations. I'm literally crying rn, I just wanted to hang with you guys and talk about guy stuff, but no, you had to mock and for what? Being just like you except I don't spit vitriol at things I don't understand. I hope you're fucking happy!!!

>>693825671
seeya pal
no need to talk about guy stuff when youre not a guy

>>693823850
Same that tator dick is kill

>>693824562

>>693824150 (You)
And people wonder why the LGBT community is growing.

Uh, wat? Wasn't talking to you, it was to the tumblr faggot blowing sunshine up your ass by telling you that monstrosity makes us "happy".

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>>693825671
go away dicktator

>>693825803
FUCK YOU! Tell me then genius what "makes" a "guy" because I thought it was having a dick and balls and being able to "banter"? Not being a misogynistic asshole and putting people down because it makes you "feel tough" or whatever.

>>693825671
>crying because of /b/
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If you can't handle this board get out of it.

>>693826115
Um I *was* that "tumblr faggot" I was talking about my bf and his dick not me and mine.

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>>693825671
Were pleased to say the least

>>693826159
nah man
i'd have no clue, im gay as hell, but if you seriously thought that being a guy was legit just having a dick, balls and can 'banter' because obviously, you can't banter if you're crying over /b/.

OP what about the lil guy? Still stuck in there?

>>693825671

Nobody gives a flying pig shit as to what you "identify" as, or if your'e trans what fucking ever. We're just mortified at your cock. It's awful.

>>693826540
kekking hard

>>693826536
ya i got it down.hurt a bunch cuz i punched it out of there but i prevailed over my almost transformation to be a gross tranny

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>>693826392
Your BF's dick is a potato, congratulations you win.

>>693826747
my man you are a lord

>>693826484
Wow, calling people names when they're just like you isn't "banter".

>>693826540
It's easy to say that from your ivory tower isn't asshole? Ironically you wouldn't have the BALLS to say that to my face.

>>693821993
does it even have a pee hole

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>>693826747
Good work solider

>>693826874
>>693826808
it was for sure stuck though. pretty scary moment in my short 10 years of life

>>693826855
Yeah of course lol it's just like every other man's :)

>checked them

hehe

>>693827026
gross don't check me out (take pic of pee hole)

>>693826827
it's easy to say that because he's got a real dick

>>693823058
I wonder what it feels like to fuck poussey with this donger

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>>693827015
YOU BE ONLY 10 YEAR OF AGE?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>693827026
Besides the fact it's a potato right?

>>693827015
1 0

>>693827026
show potato dick hole

>>693827140
take pic of pee hole with timestamp

>>693827264
Show me los potato dong.

>>693827026
write timestamp on potato dick and then show pee hole

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>>693827147
Probably what it feels like when your arm falls asleep n goes numb when you sleep on it then that feeling wakes you n you flop it around to fix your sleepy arm.

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>>693821993

>>693827140
Thanks but no thanks. I'm not going to do any favors for a bunch of assholes.

>>693827143
Right, a "real dick".

>>693827147
Only I wouldn't know because he doesn't fuck me I fuck him ;)

>>693827189
Lmao whatever you say, you're probably just mad it's bigger than yours.

>>693827264
Lol I'm not doing an favors for you guys.

>>693827514
Everyone is asking for pics and isn't going to happen after the abuse I've had.

>>693827662
Dickhead, real funny. Let's see yours too scared? Not much of a man are you.

>>693827662
Looks like it would make a practical penis.

>>693827785
>>693827514
>>693827334
>>693826855
don't be a prude

>>693827785
>pussy
>I don't know
>him
>fuck
>me

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>>693826827

You're right, I'd never say that to your face because I would smell the pathetic in you from across the room and would do my best not to infect myself with your stench.

>>693828142
You worked to hard to find that picture didn't ya?

>>693828117
He sill has an asspussy or did you mean a "normal" pussy? I've fucked them, but he hasn't.

>>693828142
Because you would get your ass kicked you mean.

>>693828326
lets see your bf's tits

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>>693828326
Asskicked? You lick ass remember faggot?

>>693823058
man, why the fuck would anyone do this to himself voluntarily? living with a pussy when you wanna be a man can't be as bad as living with such a monstrosity.

did the doc form that thing out of skin taken from your ass and filled it with shit or what?

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>>693828326
Would you rather have a real dick or a flesh potato?

>>693828326
kek, ok. Can only imagine if that potato dong had been whipped out in the showers after gym. The lulz.

Alright, off to change my wife's brakes and rotors. Probably something else you can't do, along with "banter", not grow hair out of your cock head and have a "Y" chromosome.

See ya chief, wish you better luck in life than you've had so far.

>>693827662
>>693828671
No, that's what it's doc used.

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>>693828474
>>693828485
>>693828671
>>693828791
>>693828824
Well this thread looks like it's coming to a close. If you read >>693827785 as a kind of mnemonic it'll answer any questions you had for me. Remember, the finer details are always the most important. Adieu /b/ros.

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>>693828953
bye dicktato

>>693828953
no dont go i'm a lonely guy

>>693826159
>because I thought it was having a dick and balls and being able to "banter"?

that goes against every progressive lgbt shit lol

>>693825671
Having a dick does not make you male. Having one X and one Y chromosome does.

>>693826159
Do you have the XY chromosome?

No?

You're a woman.

>>693826159
What makes a guy is an X and a Y chromosome. Are you stupid?