A nice cold bottle of Coca-Cola topped with a lime wedge

>>693819059
>lemon wedge

HA HOME OF THE FREE AND YOU NEED TO BE 21?

In Britain it's 18.

But anyway just get vodka and go mental. Just not too much I once seen a guy drink like nearly a full liter and it looked like he'd taken a fuck ton of acid and had to go to hospital.

If you can find it, a bottle of W.L. Welled Special Reserve bourbon. (Black bottle, not green)

Around $30-50, but it's leagues cheaper than the older and marginally better brother, Pappy Van Winkle. That one is close to $600 a bottle.

Another great one is Fortaleza Tequila. A bit harder to find (~$50), but probably the smoothest tequila I've ever had.

>>693818575
Just get a bottle of Jim Beam. No need to try anything to fancy on the first time.

by that age you should know what to drink faggot

>>693818575
I recommend you to pic

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because you're still a kid

>>693818575
Cinerator !! like Fireball but STRONGER and tastes just as good

Get the biggest, cheapest, most potent shit you can. 21st is for getting as fucked up as possible. Save the classy shit for next time

>>693818575
Gin + Schweppes Grapefruit

>>693819642
The special reserve (90 proof) is the green label. The 107 proof (7 years is the brown label) and the Weller 12 Year (if you can find it) is the black label. The green should be under 20, the Weller 107 should be 20-30 and the 12 year should be 30-40.

>>693819789
2nd. Be a man and drink it straight or chase with Coke (it's Coke's only reason for existence, really).

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pic related you pussy

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>>693820671
ipas for life faggot

>>693818575
To get fucked up? Jim Beam or Old Crow.

To drink & enjoy on a 21-year-old budget? Crown Royal & Sprite or American Honey.

Do as I say m8 get a bottle of doctor pepper, buy Bacardi 151 and enjoy

>>693818575
Fireball

>>693818575
Pga/everclear. Get fucked up and do some fucked up shit.

>>693820822
IPA is only one of many styles. Maybe you should try expanding your horizons a bit.

Captain morgan 120 proof drank neat.

A bottle of Jack Daniels (black) and a bottle of coke. Drink apart or together. Can't go wrong here for a first time drinker.
Go to the more sophisticated stuff later on when you've acquired a taste for it.

Jagermeister!
Or something that mixes well with cola, like Jack Daniels, Crown Royal, Captain Morgan, any one of those will do.

Rum, kraken if you wants. It's kinda soft and delicious. But if you want to get badly drunk, a white tequila works well

>>693821134
ive tried alot of kinds ipas are my fave red ipa's though are the crem de la crem for me though

>>693821002
That actually sounds really fucking good.

>>693818575
Popov

>>693821503
My nigga

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crown royal

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>>693818575
Bullet rye neat or with one single ice cube per 2 oz.
Have fun you fucking cunt

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This right here, though it will set you back by $150

>>693818575
>Drinking
>Not haram

Crystal head and orange juice. For something slightly use equal posts oj and pineapple juice with vodka and a splash of grenadine.

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try to find this

>>693818575
I recommend never starting to drink. It just slowly consumes your life.

>>693818575
Don't be a faggot. Get whiskey and be a man.

>>693821784
>i can't drink responsively there everyone shouldn't drink
Though, I kinda agree. People do let it take them down.

>>693821758
titos is the bom tho

>>693821847
Homosexual here, and I drink whiskey. Nothing else comes close.

>>693818575
bourbon or rum
get something in the middle price range
if bourbon get the darkest most golden
if rum get the whitest highest percentage
if you're a pussy, mix with coke

>>693819497
lmao what a pussy

If you like coconut then mix sind pina colada mix with banana schnapps and a bit of purree strawberries.

>>693818575
I turned 21 7 months ago haven't even had a drop of alcohol I don't understand the hype of it.

>>693822021
nederlands anon?

>>693822182
its hard to drink with all them cocks in your mouth

>>693822223
ameri fag

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>>693821655
>This right here, though it will set you back by $150

A literal shit tier blended scotch. Only worth the money as a gift to some asshat that knows nothing about a proper whiskey.

If you're going the scotch route, I recommend Balvenie Carribean Cask. It's a 13 year maturated in rum barrels. Easy start, worth the money. ~$75

>>693818575
Or go to a fucking bar. If you like drinking, get an Old fashion, Negroni, or a martini. If you dont get a Malibu bay breeze. If anyone gives you shit about the type of drink you order tell them to fuck off. The only mistake his spending $150 on toilet water.

>>693818575
Go get a bottle of plain svedka vodka and a 12 pack of diet Dr Pepper.
Fill up a cup with ice, add in two shots of the vodka and a can of diet Dr Pepper, then drink that sucker down with a straw.
Rinse and repeat till you are drunk or the vodka is gone.

>>693822533
>It's a 13 year
My bad 14 year

>>693822347
I see. But ketel1 is "jenever" and not really vodka :D

Get something shitty and mix it. Expensive alcohols are just going to be lost on you right now. Cheap vodka or white rum will leave you feeling fine.

Whiskey and mountain dew garnished with the finest of doritos

>>693822589
>diet dr pepper

kill yourself

>>693822680
i aint that person bruh

>>693822830
I drink to get drunk, not to get fat
Plus it tastes a hell of a lot better

>>693822830
>kill yourself

i prefer diet sodas

>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Fireball. Goes down smooth but still strong enough to have a good time

>>693818575
Pinnacle cream, its like 9 or 12 bucks for a bottle,kinda girly but you can drink it easy.

>>693822842
Ohh kanker

>>693818575
Liquor