Squat game on fleek

>>693812904
Western spy spotted

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It's as slavic as squatting in vodka

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Rawl

>>693813950
рулон

>>693813950
Rolling

>>693813950
Roll

>>693813855
looks more like a chav influenced by slavs

>>693813248

Why is he wearing an Adidas + Nike jacket

So just a Slav Thread then?

>>693813950
Roll for based Igor

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True slav can squat

>>693813950
roll

>>693812727
why don't they just sit? squatting for an extended period of time fucking hurts

>>693814513
Nike sword sheath strap

>>693812727
So... just slavs?

>>693814796
>very attentive to staying hydrated

TOP
K E K
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K

Is this like a meme or do these people really squat like that all the time?

>>693815239
sure getting into the heat of summer are ya?

>>693815042

Ah fair point but upon zooming in I actually believe it's a Nike belly bad strapped around the shoulder

>>693815239
I too would like to know

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>>693812727
Those aren't spavs you horizontal skid-mark. Those are Russians.

Learn your ethnicity boi.

Proof:

>only Russians put full sole on floor while squat, Slav to dumb and weak to do that.

>>693815239
Me and my friends squat all the time.

>>693815313

>being this dense

>>693815239
i'm friends with a guy from ukraine. he confirmed that they do this but couldn't explain why

>>693815574

>t. Boris Yelzin

>>693815550
russians are slavs u degenerate freak

>>693815574

>>693815239
>>This is the only way to squat

why do they do that?
do we know?

>>693813950
poopus

why have they got lil handbags are they all faggots

>>693815239
Marinefag here. We have a Ukrainian guy in our unit who does randomly squat.

>>693813950
Roll

>>693813950
roll for igor

>>693816023
they prolly wanna sit but don't wanna get their prized track suits dirty so they just squat instead

>>693815653
How do they squat with their heels on the ground? Is it just practice?

>>693816343
can you really not do that? are you by any chance fat? no, really, i am merely enquiring

>>693816554
>>693816343

He doesn't have to be fat. You can be skinny and still lack the required flexibility if it's not a motion you ever do.

>>693816662
seriously? i mean i am as stiff as a board i always thought and a proper slav squat doesn't give me the slightest bit of a problem

source: squatting on a daily

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>>693812727
Whats up with the little man purses?

>>693816785
Really? I can't keep it up for long. I just tried it, like a minute and a half and I have to stand up.

>>693814796
Roll

>>693815483
western spies

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reporting in

>>693813035
yep,is kolya the western spy...
keep it cheeki breeki my friend

>>693815112
yeh, preferably in a squatting position.

>>693816917
yeah, my ligaments will hurt after a while as well though, drinking keeps that feel down

>>693816554
I'm 5'11" and 150lbs, do a lot of cycling. Guess I just have some tight calves?

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Just checked Ebay for one of these tracksuits (US fag here) and I'm seeing nothing under $45. How do these poor fucks afford these? Knock offs?

slavfag here, squatting and addidas is more of a northern slav thing, balkan slavs are usually more influenced by western culture so stuff like this is confined to the peasant class. i dont know why they do it, but when u walk around smaller cities you always see a gang of people talking and then out of no where they will all simultaneously squat like its choreographed.
>whoever called russians slavs get the fuck out
>russia is split between kievians and mongolites

>>693817518
that may very well be the case. or maybe it's just me having slavic blood without even being aware

>>693813950
Igor get

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The legend goes that slavs squat because theres no clean sitting places, so in the years gone by their atonomy in legs has changed to accommidate the increase of dirty sitting places.

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Cyka

>>693817620
slavfag ?

As a geniune interest, what how why who ?

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>>693817771
>atonomy
>accommidate
>9gag
>mfw

>>693813950

ONE TIME I FELL IN LOVE WITH A THOT

>>693817925
macedonian-american rich fag. tour balkans and greece every summer cause women are hot and loose and booze and drugs are cheap. also food and baba's rakija

>>693817941
yeah ripped that pic from google to accommidate my post

now get back to slav, faggot

Суки блять

>>693813950
rollin for Pyotr or Anton

>>693813950
rollllllllliiiiinnnnnnggggggggggggXXX

>>693813855
You are western spy only true slav can squat with flat foot

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>>693812727
Are those fucking purses? holy fuck

https://youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM
the secret revealed

Fuck you Matt

>>693813950
im good with anything

>>693813950
Roll for my soul slav

>>693817819
This nigger's all neck

>>693812981
Absolute kek

>>693814796
evgeny sux, fite mie

>>693820185
yep...kgb is going now to his house because he didn't know how to squat likea slav

>>693815239
its a real thing

its a result of convicts experiences in prisons.

cells where so cramped and there was nowhere to sit, so they squatted.

also the floor was covered in shit, piss and dirt, so this was the only way to relax a little without sitting down.

>>693815239
I believe they do this like 5 times a day, facing west of something.

>>693813950
ok

>>693815239
Confirmed, was in Serbia, Macedonia and Croatia a few weeks back and saw it pretty frequently in the former two. The Croats don't crouch so much, unsure why.

>>693812727
Why do they squat though?

It gets uncomfortable in like 6 seconds

>>693821031
>underrated post

>>693821380
"Sadly, most present day teenage and adult Slavs grew up in impoverished post-socialist countries. There were no videogames, and we didn't spent much time watching TV (There were only 3 channels in my country, none of them for the kids). We spent our time in parks and outdoors running, playing soccer, immitating cowboys and Indians, playing war games, and doing other silly things that (Slavic) kids do. When you get tired, you could either sit on the ground, as most parks and playgrounds didn't have benches, and get dirty, or squat. So squatting came naturally and became a habit for most kids.
Also, most toilets in schools were squatting toilets, so that had some influence too. Even today I squat on my modern flush toilet. It simply feels better.
Now for the photo thing. That comes from the pure utility: class photos were taken every year, and to make whole class of 30 student fit in one photo, boys were usually squatting in the first row, and girls were standing behind them in the second row. So the boys gained habit of taking photos in squatting position. Eventually, it became cool to take photos while squatting."

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>>693812727
>>693812727
>>693812727

>implying

>>693821619
Probably pasta but fuck it
I played outside as a kid too and when I got tired I plopped my happy ass in the dirt and played there instead. When my class of 30+ took a picture, the front row went down to 1 knee. Fuck you and your squatting

>>693813950
Rollerino

It's the natural human resting position.
Most western people can't sit like this for more than 10 minutes, and some have even lost their ability to hold balance in this position. It's sad really, and perhaps even more so, that you are making fun of it.

>>693816858
chef Ramsey?

>>693813950
Roll

>>693817599
Armenians squat like alot and wear adidas track suits. Are they not slav?

rush b suka blyat'

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>>693820534

>>693822673
You must be withe to be slav

kek

slavs are really untermensch

>>693813950
рулон

>>693813950
rolling

>>693822494
source for your claim, kolya?

>>693821965

>probably pasta

It's literally in quotes

>>693816858
Is this Gordon Ramsey? kek

This thread is reddit about 2 years ago.

>>693823720

Gordon Ramski

>>693813950
roll

>>693813035
Blyat

>>693813950
rulik

>>693813950
Roll

>>693813950
Rolleroni rolleolj gimme the vladeroli

>>693824036
Oh shit

>>693812727
What does /b/ think of slavs in general?

Favorite slav country?
Best slav food?
Slav stories?

Gimme you opinions, /b/

>>693815666
No one is gonna check this man? Alright. Guess I will.

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>>693817771

>>693813950
Fucking rolling

Finally a thread that isn't cancer

Asians do this too, it's not just slavs. It's really more of an anatomy thing than a cultural thing.

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Does this count?