OP, get help.

>>693806663
I quoted someone who said that he's underage with greentext and got banned for being underage. ban was lifted after i delivered proof that i'm not underage

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>>693806770
OP here, fug off to reddit then.

>>693806855
how did you deliver proof?

>>693806967
sent a pic of my dick

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>>693806884
No nigga this a cringe lame ass thread and you are a no life faggot you fucking nigger

>>693807062
figures.fag

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>>693807170
You a fukk boi nigga for posting in it then.

>>693806770
This but yea. About once a week i get banned. I surf on my phone and travel for work so dynamic ip and all... Only once have i actually been banned for something i did. It was a call to raid that i posted on >>>/k/
Got one month for that one.

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One time I had too much "cheese pizza" for dinner and I got b& and v&

>>693807562
Who did you raid? Kel-Tec forum?

>>693806663

I've only been banned once, without apparent reason.
I bet sometimes mods just click on anything vaguely resembling the bannable post.

I always shitpost and troll anything on /b/, /r9k/, /s4s/. Was never able to get banned again.

>>693807804
No, someone posted something here on /b/ aome teacher said something about
>anyone who owns guns should have their family and friends murdered

I screen capped and reposted it. The screencap had the bitches name abd facebook info.

>>693806663
I'm still perma banned for posting the webm of that white bitch getting gangbanged by a ton of niggers in her school bathroom.
>tfw you can go on 4chan on your own WiFi.

Twice for something I didn't do, once for something I did. Probably just hit ban on the wrong post. 33% success rate, not that bad.

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>>693806663
>Be me
>Be mixed as fuck
>Pretending to be white on /pol/
>Call slavs niggers
>Call burgers niggers
>Call German niggers
>Call everyone nigger
>Make bait threads with proxy
>/pol/ gets baited all the time
>Make off topic threads just for lulz
>Never got banned
>Post dead white people
>Never got banned
>Post dead black people
>Never got banned
>Post scat porn
>Never got banned
mfw I dont even need proxies

>>693808032
I heard that got posted. Never saw the actual post. You anon are a man among weebs.

>>693807978
Doxx'd em. Sometimes that shit flies on /pol/ depending on who they are, and to a lesser extent /b/. For some faggy reason, possibly being a blue board, /k/ mods are much more strict but allow traps with guns threads to go on.

One time I was on 4chan all night just having autistic conversations with people and I supposedly got banned for spam for 1 day. I never actually spammed anything though

>>693806663
Banned from /int/ for posting pictures of tiny asian dicks in reply to dickwad asians acting like they're shit don't stink.

>>693808330
The word "niggers" is a staple of the /pol/ vocabulary. With that being said you are doing God's work anon.

t. Master Troll

>>693808434
I figured it was something like that. I didnt care. Being b& gave me a reason to shut my phone off at night and get some sleep. No reason to lurk if i cant post.

>>693808497
Autism is spam, you just don't realize it because you're autistic.

>>693808331
Thanks anon. I still have the webm and I'd post it but I don't won't to get banned from any other IP hahaha.

>>693808802
MODS ARE ASLEEP POST VIDEO

>>693808776
This whole website is autism m8. No I mean I literally got banned for using the website for its intended purpose... for about 6 hours straight

>>693808940
I'm here for 12+ hours a day, and I'm not autistic. Get your shit together anon ffs

>>693809126
>On 4chan
>for 12 hours a day
>not an autismo

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>>693808861
shiiiiii should i? (;

>>693808802
No worries. Although on an unrelated note did you know that mcdonalds has free wifi?

>>693809276
Do eeeet

>>693809276
DO IT ANON

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>>693809355
I'll go to mickey Ds and upload it there.

>>693809126
>>693809211

>Have dank job
>Sleep all day work at midnight to 8AM
>On 4chan on off time
>On 4chan at work

Nigga I just found a way to be productive, not have to interact with people cuz muh nighttime, and be on 4chan whenever I want. Besides sleeping. There is objectively nothing autistic about that.

>>693809362
>>693809444
fug it thus is my last day in this shirt WiFi lemme find it.

>>693808861
>>693809276
YES

Got banned once because I posted pictures of underage sluts. They weren't even naked and it was literally taken off their Facebook so my conclusion is: mods are faggots.

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>>693806663

>>693809572
shit*

>>693809572
You're a god!

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>>693809597
>>693809597

Have some self-awareness anon. Women aren't even hot until their 30s.

>>693809573
>>693809444
>>693809362
>>693809355
>mfw I'm prolly gonna get banned again in sec I'll post it for 2 mins and take it down, deal?

>>693809852
LET THE BANS BE SWIFT AND NECESSARY

>>693809852
Deal.

>>693809813
>implying girls aren't getting consistently uglier as soon as they hit 25.

>>693809852
No let it stay for 10 min! I'm taking a shower now.

>>693806884
>>693807379
underage ban detected

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>>693809949
>Implying that older the berry sweeter the fruit rule isn't always in effect

Until the berry turns 40-45, then it spoils

>>693806663
I got banned for posting a thread about tangerines on /int/
Fucking cunts

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>>693809902
>>693809915
>>693809755
>>693809573
>>693809444
>>693809362
>>693808861
my actual ban screenshot, sorry taking so long still trying to find it amongst all these memes

>>693809852
Do it, boi

>>693810209
How old are you?

>>693810505
29, I turn 30 in October.

>>693810278
tangerines are amazing. fuck those nigger mods

>>693810652
Alright I might understand you when I hit that age, but at the time I think young girls are way hotter. Especially because they're more likely to not having had 30+ different dicks in them.

>>693810928
That's like a dick every year

>>693810463
This better be good.

Got banned because i posted dox of a celeb on /b/

>>693811024
Or two dicks per day in 15 days. You never know when dem bitches hunt.

>>693811024
For older women yes. For a 20 year old that would be a lot.

>>693810928
How old are you anon?

>>693811208
21

>>693806663
been banned twice , first time i think there must have been a mix up with i.p`s as i had nothing at all do do with the ban , clicked on and it told me to fuck off for 2 weeks !

>>693808802

wtf is it dude , when it kicked off i looked but couldnt find

>>693810463
was this recent or something as mine looked fuck all like that

>>693806663
People use boards besides /b/ ?

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>>693811208
>>693811255

I still am attracted to younger girls, don't get me wrong. Younger girls, like 19-21 or so, have a nice smell (in their pussy) and that's always a turn on. I find it hard to really connect with them... my generation saw the invention of the internet, learned how to use cell phones much older, and still remember shows on TV that would just be a rap-song reference to someone in their late teens-early 20s. I have much more in common with people in their early thirties, maybe up to 34 or so, so the women of that age I can banter with and find common ground more easily. If I could find a nice 21 yo that grew up plying Sega Genesis and is voting for Trump I'd wife that shit.

>>693811922
Bullshit. How can they ban it before it's posted?

>>693811922
Dang it bobby

>>693808802
>what is resetting my router for 1000, Alex?

>>693806663

I've been banned.

Degeneracy's pretty relevant to /pol/, wouldn't you say?

So I posted a thread on addiction, because there's always threads like that (you know, semi-on topic) that let you talk about how you feel about shit.

Of course, I curse the name. The one behind it all.

>>693812103
Rename it and mirror it then

>>693811922
OP here, leave this thread immediately.

>>693812192
MAKE ME FAGGOT

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

>>693812192
I failed you OP :^(

>>693812232
No u

>>693812019
See we have been missing each others points completely. I wasn't talking about connecting with young girls, they're just really nice to fuck. I think even I would prefer an older woman for a relationship.

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>>693811922
course you can , its a piece of piss , ok yeah it does not last long and the dynamic i.p is killed off but its easy enough , fuck me 4chan was built on this !

>>693812316
Can't you upload it somewhere else? I was really excited to see the video. Is there a story to it anyway?

>>693806663
>I am cancer. Got banned. Now crying like a cancerous whiny faggot. Good day.

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>>693812046
>>693812064
>>693812165
>>693812192
>>693812374
>>693812566
>>693812473
ban me faggots
i know you're out there. BAN ME

>>693812566
story is that this 15 yr old decided she liked black meat then she ended up fucking like 12 black highschool students and that's pretty much it they got caught and it was recorded

>>693812780
kek but you ain't doing shit anon

>>693812825
Holy shit what a slut.

>>693812383
My apologies for maybe glossing over your posts a bit too quick... I did not mean to take our bantz in the wrong direction.

With that being said, you are correct. Studies have shown that people change the most between the ages of 22-25, and I never planned on getting married around that age. I knew people that did and most of them (all that I can think of) got divorced a few years later. I thought 30 yo was about the right age to wed and I'm a matter of months away from that.

Anyways I'm rambling, but life get much more solidified in your later twenties and into 30. Fuck the young college age girls while you can and wife a women whose 27-34 when ur older. trust me.

>>693806663
>be me 3 weeks ago
>browsing /b/ as always using clover on my phone
>drive to my job as normal
>have a little break and check a couple of threads on 4chan
>decide to post a reply
You have been banned
Wtf.jpg
>says I posted someone's details on /soc/ to try and get a raid started
>mfw I never browse anything else but /b/
>go home and everything is fine
>next day at work everything is fine

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>>693812962
right hahaha

I posted some cp in a thread

Got banned for post a webm of a 20-year-old camwhore taking a shower in a one piece swimsuit.

>>693813018
OP here, one time I was area banned which means some other faggot around me got banned and fucked my shit up.

Someone else with Cricket who shares the same ip as me keeps on asking for cp and gets my IP banned and keep other people from posting to 4chan

>>693812968
No worries mate. I see we're on the same page. I plan to exactly do what you said.

>>693812962
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/florida-school-teenager-sex-boys-bathroom-a7040936.html

Next person to get b& wins

>>693813257
>20-year-old
>swimsuit
>banned

Pick two.
Pick one

>>693813315
must've been fun trying to single out who in the neighborhood would be browsing the chinz.
>>693813333
quads checked

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Get registered and you can reply

>>693813337
Thanks anon.

>>693813457
A bunch of fags kept saying "MODS" and that was it.

http://5.uploadyourimages.org/upload/small/2014/04/29/53601d26beaf4.jpg

>>693813337
>people being 'shocked' about natural behaviour
>"hurr durr why are our morals not stronger than nature"

>>693813315
>>693813533

Theres a bunch of spics and niggers in a low income apartment complex next to my house. I have to call the cops a few-times-a-year tier.

House is cheap and I'm awaiting the day of the rope, once the land is cleansed my property values go way up.

SO it was either nigger-posters, or a local anon with a good head on his shoulders. I assume the latter.

>>693813698
She looks like she is in highscjool

>>693813698
Why would you post pictures of a camhore with down syndrome?

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>>693813932
only in low res

there's a janitor in here you guyz

Posted necro zoophilia on Oct 1st last year. Got month ban for global #1. For my appeal I said that my dog posted the picture when I was takin a shit

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>>693814088
Even in high resolution, she is ugly as hell though

>>693813921
yeah i can't see true nigs browsing /b/. then again i've come to be surprised at the caliber of dudes from time to time. probly the latter though like you said.