Yiff g/fur thread (whatever you wanna call it)
Well what do YOU want to call it?
>>693804090
>>693804269
POOSEX THREAD XD
>>693804309
I LIKE IT
>>693804382
nice boi
Anyone else gonna bother posting?
>>693804540
>>693804594
Well... at least it's something, I guess
>>693804657
kek
>>693804090
Asriel is pure
piss off lmao :^(
>>693804702
>>693804846
>>693804775
So pure and nubile
Who wouldn't want to corrupt that?
hey do I see you on the nichan sometimes?
>>693804973
I need a butt to touch or someone to touch my butt...
>>693805350
Sounds pretty lewd. We don't do lewd here.
>>693805211
>>693805350
You wouldn't download a butt
>>693805620
>>693805418
Depends on what you touch the butt with...
>>693805866
a raw steak
>>693805866
I can't think of many things you'd touch a butt with that aren't lewd...
>>693805935
I guess that works
>>693805993
or a battery
anyone have cub pictures?
>>693805949
a lit blowtorch
>>693805700
>>693805949
Who said it doesn't have to be lewd? ^^
>>693805949
You can touch a butt with literally whatever you want
You have a lewd problem mister
>>693806123
>>693806123
>a lit blowtorch
Eh, still sounds pretty lewd. I know some people are into that kinda stuff, sick as it is.
>>693806147
We don't do lewd here.
>>693806190
Oh fine, whatever, we can do lewd. Someone get over here and touch my butt.
>>693806266
yowee spicy burnt butt
>>693806221
>>693806377
>yowee spicy burnt butt
Hey I'm with you. I don't know how people are into that, personally. But to each their own.
>>693806266
Touch
>>693806456
Yeah I like domination and bondage but pain is a no go for me. Unless its biting
>>693806377
IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO HACKENING THIS THREAD AND I ALSO DDOS THE PONTAGOON.
THE IP IS 127.0.0.1.
I WILL HACK YOUR 4CHAN ACCOUNTS I ALREADY GOT YOUR PASSWORDS.
HAHA
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE USERNAME "USERNAME" AND THE PASSWORD "PASSWORD" PROOVE THAT YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB.
Anyone down for some roleplay?
>>693806606
Not even just pain, that's full on disfiguration and abuse. Makes me shudder. I far prefer loving cuddly shit.
>>693806690
OH NOES MY 4CHAN ACCOUNT
Someone motivate me to carry 50lbs of stuff to the pawn shop so I can sell it and pay bills
It's like 3 miles and I'm on foot ;~;
>>693806738
only if you're a dom
>>693806749
you dont like love nibbles?
>>693806690
IDS HAGGEDIGG
FUG
:DDDDDDDDD
>>693806847
A little gentle biting is cool. If it leaves a bruise or draws blood, it's way too hard for me.
>>693804702
nut-sucking
>>693806749
Yeah I like all that stuff too I'm really versatile meself
>>693806847
everyone likes the nibbles
>>693806606
>>693806775
I actually am.
I dont prefer sides, any is fine
>>693806946
I love that pic. His mouth filled with a big teste and his nose stuffed in the zebras ass. I wanna be him
>>693806957
>>693806957
>I'm really versatile meself
Anyone who isn't vers is just missing out.
>>693806266
>>693806123
>>693807034
then I'd love to roleplay.
>>693807162
Delet this
>>693807215
You got kik or telegram or something?
>>693807162
HIS DICK
IS COOKING
THAT IS NOT OK
>>693807162
Spicy!
>>693807118
yup true. Although I like strict doms who are good at their role
>>693807096
>>693807289
I've got discord. whats yours?
I never talk on these threads. Have this goat for once.
>>693807162
>>693807355
You got steam by any chance?
>>693807494
yeah, what's yours?
>>693807402
I would lewd Carl
>>693807321
>>693807362
nice willy
>>693807585
id/dogepas420
>>693807718
Awww <3
Thank you :3
>>693807614
>>693808086
no problem? Thats a nice pic too
>>693807362
What if his dick was always drooling. Like there was no physical way to stop it and he had to get a big ol glad bag to catch it and not ruin his robes
Would you gargle the contents of said glad bag?
>>693807726
Let me know when you add me so i can check the friend requests
>>693808141
of course!
fuck thats really hot
>>693808099
>>693808178
I used to know this kid who had a body like this
I'm pretty sure he wanted to lewd, but I'm not gay so I just wingman'd for him and helped him get laid
>>693808205
>>693808451
That was a silly thing to do. There is no gay or not gay, there is only dicks and things you put your dick into.
>>693808451
>im not gay
>is currently in a gay furry thread
Well played lol
>>693808640
That's so retarded it just might make sense
>>693808689
I know, I know
I'm really just here to shitpost and bother furfags
>>693808557
>>693808141
>>693808205
I would prefer if you cleaned me straight from my faucet. >~<
>>693808152
Anyone else down for some rp with cuddles and butt touching?
Just add me on steam
Why are you guys into this stuff?
>>693809072
anything you say big boy
>>693808998
>>693809072
No way Jose I already cleaned all the faucets in my house you're gonna have to pay me
>They're so shiny now
>>693809207
I wasn't hugged enough as a small child.
>>693809207
Just go with it. Let your boner guide you
>>693809207
nice willies
>>693809221
Hi~
How you guys doing?
>>693809505
More dildos if you got them.
>>693809685
Hi friend.
>>693809207
dix and balls
>>693809685
Not too bad, yourself?
>>693809685
good thanks hows you?
>>693809505
>>693809820
Hoi~ :3
>>693809845
Doing okay. Just bored and horny as hell.
>>693809820
I'll see what I got
>>693809919
>>693810090
>Doing okay. Just bored and horny as hell.
Pretty sure that's how most of us show up here!
>>693810090
Bored and horny hmm? Hopefully those can be fixed here.
>>693810140
Thanks mate.
>>693810140
>>693810285
no problem pal might have more idk
>>693810323
>>693810173
Lol. True xD
>>693810285
Hopfully. Cant find any femboys or twinks...yet. Lot of hipsters and cholos here.
>>693810457
If someone still wants to roleplay hit me up
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dogepas420/
>>693810736
>>693810627
Cholos?
I want to try this irl tbh
>>693811137
same
>>693810990
>>693811137
You'd choke and die probably
>>693811273
idk man, my throat has endured some rough shit
>>693811062
Gangs. Had a couple ask me for my gang number. Told them dont have one, im from Texas, and they back off.
>>693811254
>>693811137
Bet that feels nice~
>>693804090
Sauce on OP's pic?
>>693811444
>Letting someone shit in your mouth
We're all degenerates here, but come on
>>693811711
Cock in mouth is always nice
>>693811847
Metaphorical shit, pee has been there tho
>>693811685
>>693811528
They just want to invite you to their gay drunken gangbangs bro.
>>693811969
nice! Cant beat a bit of watersports
>>693811972
>>693812055
>>693811882
Yea it is. Been a while since ive recived head...i needz release ;.;
>>693812013
Yea no. Not into cholos. I prefer femboys, twinks and hunks :3
>>693811969
Y tho
>>693812513
Nobody to give you said head?
>>693812228
>>693812550
Cuz it's hot
>>693812769
You do you booboo
>>693812704
No. Nobody to suck me off. Been pent up for quite some time
>>693813041
thx hunhun
>>693813080
Sorry to hear dude, haven't been sucked off in about two months so I feel you
>>693812720
>>693813080
>tfw every chick I've been with hasn't wanted to give head or do anal
Life is suffering.
>>693813234
>>693813250
I firmly believe no head beats bad head
I've had some seriously bad head, like braces and teeth for 10 minutes. Poor girl had no idea wtf to do
>>693813654
kek
>>693813223
2 years on my end...All work and no play made me a dull boy...and college befor the move.
>>693813250
The Suffering
>>693813677
Honestly, the no head I don't mind. But no cocks in butts really bums me out.
>>693813654
wad da fugg?
>>693813654
I seriously hope this thumbnail went somewhere great.
>>693813866
>No pun intended
>>693813835
Poor thing, I hope you'll get some head soon :(
>>693814094
kek
>>693813870
>>693814143
THAT'S THE BIGGEST BLACK ASS IVE EVER SEEN AND I LIKE IT
I LIKE IT
>>693814119
>pun kinda intended
But seriously. I want something to put my dick in/put its dick in me.
so like what do you guys talk about in these threads
butts and memes i assume?
>>693814409
iktf matey its a craving
>>693814257
>>693814221
At least. I want some ass. Want to go balls deep. :F
>>693814613
Gay shit and heresy
>>693814409
Find a homeless person
Or a dog
>>693814630
>>693814818
Holy shit, Darkgem. Goddamn it a part of me will die when you burn out.
>>693814952
Homeless people smell bad and are diseased.
Apartment doesn't allow dogs.
>>693815200
>Housing regulations
Nigga I got 8 cats and my landlord has no idea. Be brave you can do it
>>693815002
Being pent up sucks.
>>693815598
But I bet your apartment manager doesn't live across the hall from you.
>>693815744
You're telling me
I haven't been laid in like 6 months
>>693815683
>>693815744
You're telling me. rock hard here and no easy way to relieve it.
And that ass looks delicious.
>>693815872
>6 months
Lucky.
>>693815856
Nope, she lives in the town next to mine, so I get to do basically whatever the fuck I want. Sometimes in the mornings I'll just walk out onto my back porch nekkid
>>693815872
try 9
>>693815913
>>693816039
Ya, I ain't that lucky. Otherwise I'd probably have a dane or something by now.
>>693816115
>>693815872
>year and six
Step up senpai.
>that feel when I really do miss the feeling of being fucked in the ass
>>693816244
ouch. I was losing my mind after a week
>>693816115
>>693815965
Is it too much to ask to release with a cutie pie? Apparently so...
In case anyone is into real beast stuff here is my experience:
>15
> Really sexually deviant
> Trans but at time thought I just like crossdressing
> Parents out for dinner
> Leave me, hate me
> Steal mom's panties, bra, and white dress
> Watching TV, ashton kutcher shows up
> Get hot and bothered
> Take of panties and start jerking
> Hear our saint Bernard grover bark outside
> One time I got bored and measured his dick (it was 9in)
> Let him him.
> Rub his dick 'till it comes out of it's furry thing
> Bend over
> Grover mounts me
> He starts going at it
> I feel a big lump going in and out of me
> Thought his dick was slipping out
> Tightened butt hole once it was in
> Oh shit something is getting huge
> Butt is in full, felt like a football was in my butt
> Grover stops, I cum.
> He hops off and turns around
> I can't get him out
As I found out later dogs have a knot that gets big and "ties" them to the female partner
> I get turned on and jerk it again
> Cum, still can't get him out
> Freak out for 10 min
> Car pulls up
> OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
> Mom walks in dad right behind her
> They just stared at me.
> Dad's look of disappointment.
> Called vet to get me unstuck
> Had to wait an hour until it could be pulled out
> Mom locked her closet.
> Dad signed me up for sunday school
>Gave dog to grandma
Everyone's talking about the last time the got laid.. I'm over here like.
>>693816517
they* too much caffeine...
>>693816370
Eh. I'm used to living by myself, though. It's a shame. I like my privacy, but at the same time, wouldn't mind someone to spend it with.
>>693816420
Perhaps. For me it's generally distance that causes this. I seriously wouldn't turn down a hook-up if it were close enough, but at the same time, I'd be apprehensive.
>>693816493
Funny as fuck.
>>693804090
sauce on op
(pic not rel, i have no fur folder)
>>693816630
Yeah I'm not much of a people person myself I like my privacy. That being said I share a room so when the opportunity came up for sex time I jumped at it
>>693816370
>>693816493
Quick question; how did you make him mount you?
>>693817068
I just bent over and bounced my butt, he sniffed it then licked it, then I did another shake and he hopped up and jammed his dick into my leg a few times, then slipped it into my butt and went at it.
>>693817066
Neat. I'm in an area that would no doubt frown upon something like that so there's not much of a chance. I'm moving in a while with some time leniency though, so maybe if the opportunity presents itself I just might.
>>693816630
Distance can he an issue. The ways of tge flesh is just too fun and exotic ;3
>>693817206
>taking a 9" dog dick with no lube and (presumably) no previous experience
Sounds fishy mate.
>>693816493
Holy shit you win
I've never done anything that embarrassing
>>693817371
M8, dogs spurt out a SHITTON of pre cum, literally no use for lube...
>>693817313
>Neat. I'm in an area that would no doubt frown upon something like that
the sexy time? Or sharing?
>>693817066
>>693817371
No, I knew I was "gay" at them time (I am trans so I consider myself straight) and used to fuck myself with soap, shampoo bottles, and my moms dildo.
Also, I didn't use lube but I didn't have any issues, don't know why though.
>tfw you will never find another furry in NorCal.
Feels bad man...
>>693817337
Wow, that image is fucking great. Neat concept and good execution.
But yeah. Always distance. Like I said, see >>693817313
>>693817478
Sexy time. I wouldn't mind if it came to it either, hell, I'd be all over the chance but I'm headed up past Illinois from the east coast within the next three months.
>>693817641
Could be worse, you could live in Texas like me
>>693817711
ah right why you moving if you dont mind me asking
>>693817206
Sounds amazing, this information will definetily be put to good use :^)
>>693817998
But there are probably lots more hunky guys out there ;-; There probably are furries around me I'm just scared cause I'm shy as fuck.
>>693818031
Going back home. Job of five years is closing out and I'm going back north to find one, then have ago at college. Sounds like an odd situation, I know. 23.
>>693818276
Not at all. 24 and idek what I'm doing with my life. Working part time trying to get full time and wasting my days on the internet
>>693818197
You have a dog?
I have a male german Sheppard but I haven't had sex with any dog since then. But now that I think about it. I may want to try it again.
>>693818205
>They aren't gay and will probably want to murder you for being a homo
Quit bein shy, nobody worth knowing will care once they get over the initial "wut" moment of realization
>>693818407
Understandable. High school education means nothing anymore. A bachelors means nothing. I dunno. It's just how it is. Devaluation of education. Sorry I can't help a whole lot, my best advice is to seek higher education in something you're vehemently interested in.
>>693819108
Yeah I know people here go to college then uni, get their degrees and head straight into blue collar work and cant get a job. Thanks anyway pal I just cant find anything I'm interested in. I tried nature conservation but all the jobs were basically fall guys for big corporations to lie to people saying "Yeah what we're gonna do here is totally safe for the environment"
>>693818526
just the once with the st bernard?
>>693819108
Self-education is a better alternative IMO. Degrees and diplomas will still net you more money, but with the world's entire collection of information literally at our fingertips it's becoming less and less attractive to pay through the nose for said degree, rather than educate one's self for a fraction of the cost
>>693819534
people do not go to college for an education
>>693819316
>conservation
Fuck, and here I was, thinking I'd have a go at forestry. Fuck my life.
>>693819534
On the contrary, the only thing they care about is the slip of paper that's regionally accredited by whoever you payed money to for it.
>>693819670
well thats what it was here. I was interested in a course in Viking studies but its down in london so thats £9k on top of travel and accomodation costs
>>693819410
Yeah.
That experience was terrifying, and whenever I think about sex with dogs I think about that. Probably why I am a furry/zoophilie who never has acted upon it since. But I think I might have to try it with my German Sheppard tonight,
>>693819942
sounds really hot I'm worried about the legal side of things like browsing this stuff on the web hence why I dont
>>693819670
Not so, my cousin never got a degree outside of film school and now he works with particle physicists. You just have to show them that you can do the work and get your foot in the door somehow. Force them to recognize your effort
>>693820149
The only thing is 'owning' said media, though by browsing the internet and in effect, 4chan, anything, you're on a gorillian different lists.
And at that point, regardless, it's a list, there are bigger fish to fry.
>>693820233
Did he have a friend that worked where he is now?
>>693820415
See I thoguht that cause theres a zoo board on a similar imageboard I cant name for spam reasons and I always worry every like 9 months when I lurk it cause, firstly, theres like kik threads which I imagine are just honeypots but then theres also web history
>>693820587
Eh. Just lurk it and that's it, nothing's going to happen. And I imagine that those kiks are indeed perhaps honeypots, it's never bad to go on the side of caution. Best thing for you to do is get whatever it is you're interested in and lavish them like family, treat them like family, and nothing less. If they show interest, there's no reason not to show it back. I would never condone acquiring a canine or anything for sexual use, however. That should never be the point here.
>>693820974
oh yeah totally like I wont get a dog any time soon and not just for sexual purposes I think cause I'm on the side of caution my heads screwed on so I'm safe and I know I wont push any limits society has
>>693821111
Fuckin' quads
Bein' serious here, man. If it happens, it happens, but get a dog because you'll treat it like you would your brother or sister or whatever. Not because you want to fuck it. That's not going to end in a healthy relationship.
>>693821355
Yeah man I'm aware. Cant get a dog anyway