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>>693796028

>>693796592
Holy fuck! How?

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There is jack shit where I live

>>693796665
Any tourist attraction will get you far

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>>693796592
>God tier CP

>>693796592
Optus faggot.

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Any tips for higher cp Pokemon? I've tried sitting at pokestops but the weebs make it awkward

>>693796914
I'd love to see some weebs, I live in buttfuck,mexico and have yet to see someone else looking for pokemon

>>693797089
I wondered around outside of a hospital for an hour. I think I was drawing looks from the cancer patients.

They made it awkward.

>>693796734
So I might catch good stuff at the eifell tower?
Finally a reason to go out

>>693797350
That's kinda awkward
> "i'm here for a brain tumor, I probably have a month at best to live, and you why are you here?"
> "catching a zubat"

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Hey guys, for some reason nothing will load on my map anymore. Was in town and it crashed, then I restarted and nothing will load up, no gyms, pokepoints or Pokemon... Wtf how I fix?

pokemon is gay and 4 kids.

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Servers are garbage. No locations on mine

>>693798772
I am a kid. Fuck off

>>693798029
kek

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you know your city is boring when this shitty bike is a gym

>>693798919
I walked all the way to a gym, play one and it crashes.,. Load it up again and nothing shows up on map wtf. This was hours ago and still is not loading. Have restarted, rebooted and reinstalled

This game is awesome
I can't wait for the first death due to kids going to niggerhoods to catch pokemon

>>693799425
A pokemon wanted me to come out in the middle of a busy roadway. Totally worth it, caught a shitty Weedle.

>>693799425
already happened here in adelaide, someone got stabbed and robbed caus of it

>>693799623
Was worth waiting a year for this

>>693799498
Kek

>>693799623
>dead
>stabbed and robbed
Those aren't the same thing but yeah it's pretty kek.

Also that teen that found a body when looking for Pokemon.

>>693799425

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/09/teen-playing-pokmon-go-stumbles-upon-dead-body/

This game is so frustratingly buggy for me, constantly crashing.

>>693798772
I'm 6 and a half, eat a dick

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Mine so far

I just downloaded the app. Wat do

>>693800904
Play it & don't waste pokeballs

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Mine so far

>>693800904

Try to login, pick a name then walk to your nearest Pokéstop

I'm not sure if that's the end of the tutorial though, I came out of the app and when I returned it just left me to my own devices.

>>693800630

What do the star and red symbols mean?

>>693797089
They're all too busy building the wall

>>693801115
You guys deal with C-P on Pokemon?

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I'm level 9 but I didn't get out much today.

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>>693796028

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My best one so far

>>693801652
404 pm kek

>>693797089
Mexibro here, don't know why, but I can't download the app

Can someone explain how the pokemon finder (bottom right corner) works? There was an evee with 3 footprints below it, and no matter where I went, I wasn't getting any closer. I just want a fucking eevee REEE

>>693802022
Google it fuck knuckle

>>693801156
That they're protecting a gym

>>693802022
I don't think anyone's really figured it out yet. There are reddit threads that try to explain how they think it works but they have conflicting info. I don't even bother using it much

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I am fucking pissed. Do you know how hard I would have fucked with this shit when I was a kid? Of course they make it now when I'm a joyless adult with bills.

>>693797823
Wait there's Pokémon go in France ?

>>693802436
An adult who can probably either drive or just walk wherever the fuck you want. I don't see the problem here

how do you guys get such high CP pokemon? does it depend on trainer level or what?

like >>693801616 you got a 261 parasect, my parasect is 66

>>693802637
Trainer level dude. If you live in a rural area you're basically fucked because I'm pretty sure the spawn rates are affected by mobile activity in the area, so cities are where it's at.

>>693802800
yep can forget about this game then, oh well

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These are some of my Pokemon I haven't traveled enough

>>693802579
I have no car and agoraphobia

>>693798989
Underage ban?

>>693803001
Get a gps faker then idk man

>>693803054
Kid at heart?

I laugh whenever people say this game is so good for exercise

>Hey guys let's exercise by slowly waddling down the sidewalk, endlessly staring into our phone, getting in the way of normal people because of this, all the while sucking down a 500 oz. Pepsi so that all that walking goes to total waste. Yaaay!

>>693803193
Well played?

>>693802800

Yup, that's what's happening to me. I don't see shit over here while my friend (who lives in a big city) just sits in his room and he finds stuff to catch...

>>693802505
Not officialy but you can download the apk

>>693802127
lmfao "bj machine"

>>693803001
And I live in south america
Check mate

My phone can't handle it. I'm probably overdue for a new one, but is this game really incentive enough to upgrade now instead of waiting for a sale?

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Now this is a story all about when,
I beat my Rival back to Viridian.
I'd like to a moment, I won't be a pest,
I'll tell you how I became the Champion, the best.

In northwestern Pallet Town, born and raised,
Out in town is where I spent most of my days.
Dreaming up, fishing, relaxing, in the zone,
And flirting with my Rival's sister in his home.
When he picked up a pogey, and was up to no good,
Started being an ass in my neighbourhood.
We got in one little fight, and Oak got impressed,
He said, "Take this pokemon, now go catch the rest."

I whistled for my friends, and when they came near,
The sister gave a townmap, Mom said, "Good luck, dear."
If anything I could say that I wanted to stay home,
But I thought, "Naw forget it... Yo homes, to Plateau!"

I... pulled...up to Indigo, at about seven or eight,
Got one-fifty pogies, made the E4 yell, "RAPE!"
Beat up my Rival just five minutes later,
And registered my name as the Pokemon Trainer.

>>693799425
>primeape isn't in Go

Won't happen

>>693803752
Kek

>>693803752
Fag

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>>693803197
If you're a fat nigger maybe. I go for a walk around town like five times a day and hit 20 stops each time. And it vibrates when a Pokemon is near you turboheathen.

>>693796028
I can't believe that pokemon is actually a thing again. Nobody's given a fuck about pokemon for like, 15 years. I'm in. i just downloaded roms for leaf green, crystal and sapphire.

>>693803197
It's still more exercise than sitting inside doing the same thing. I agree on the part that they are obstructing people who actually have shit to do.

>>693796914
get your level up

>>693799161
>"city"

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Reigning over three gyms in my neighborhood.

>>693799623
that story was fake bro

>>693804838
best way to level up?

Tfw I live in tiny town with massive tourism. Fucking chinks keep reking my gym. But in the winter it'll be all mine.

>>693803197
The fact that it doesn't work with the screen off is pure faggotry. I'll give it another day or so, but it's pretty fucking boring. 0 game play aside from the lack luster paper toss clone.

>>693802436
It's cool man. We're planning a day trip to the desert to grab fire types.

>>693801156
Pokéstop? what's that?

>>693803001
sounds like agoraphobia and poverty are bigger issues for you than being an adult is.

>>693805004
Catching and evolving Pokemon

>>693796592
Where'd you find it?

Your mom's house?

>>693803197
I've done some pretty fast-paced walking as well as biking. Going hiking tomorrow. Stay mad.

>>693805227
I am 18 and in massive debt. Help.

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Tfw I killed myself to train in a gym I already owned the forgot to replace it. Now nobody owns the gym

>>693804968
>hey kids look at the money I spent

>>693805274
YOUR mom's house

>>693803725
I'm in the same boat.
My phone is a complete piece. I knew it was bad but go made me realize just how fucking bad it was. I figured that my phone could handle it but the game play would be choppy and crash occasionally. I get the company logo screen come up then it crashes. My carrier just had a sale end the week before go was released. I know it's going to be while before another sale happens.

>>693805336
>pretty fast paced walking
Kek
Biking is cool though, like in the oldschool pokemon games

>>693805613
>18
>adult
kek

>>693805624
I have both Nidoran's though

>>693805669
you can't walk too fast because power walking is for fags, and jogging in the summer in the South is suicide.

>>693805624
What are the benefits of owning a gym?

>>693806199
dust and coins

I was team blue and got about all my main pokemon to 400 and then all my friends went yellow. fuck. restarting today.

>mfw I live in argentina and god only knows when servers will work
>mfw even if they ever work I have to take a knife with me everywhere because of niggers

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>>693806734

>>693805624
I'm jealous of your beedrill. One popped up on me and then immediatly disappeared.

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>>693806734
damn /bro

here's a rare pepe for your troubles

>>693806843
just catch a million weedles

>>693806869
ThNks for the pepe
I apreciate that

Alright i'm gonna go to a kinda bad neighborhood
These niggers have 7 pokestop

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>>693807328
Pic related will protect me

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>>693796028
A game that tracks your location and uses your cameras constantly that encourages middle aged social rejects to interact with children in real life.

>MFW Pokemon Go is the new Dateline

>>693805805
Maybe if you are a fat neckbeard NEET. Drink some water and care the fuck on anon.

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>>693796028
It's never too soon on /b/

Should I just evolve or power up a few times then evolve?

>>693801652
Pahrump, NV? The hell?

anyone in los angeles wanna play together?

>>693809899
Found Pokemon in Dallas ln!!

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>>693809569
evolve then keep powering up. the power ups are stronger and givee you more when the pokemon is more op.
Youd be wasting some powerups that might only increase your cp by 10 when it would increase by 20-30 if evolved.

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This is what I've got so far, also, any cheats/Hacks that I should know of?

>inb4 jailbreak your phone

Back from scavenging
Got an egg
How does it work?

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Why didn't they make combat turn based? If it was I'd probably play it

>>693805624
>Pidgeot CP trips check'd

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>last night
>walking dog while pokemanning
>hear two guys talking about how htey can go to the gym now
>they are literally walking away from lafitness
>take a gamble and ask if they are pokemonning
>they say yes
>trade numbers cuz were btoh going to the event on the 30th
>turns out hes gay and hitting on me

welp that went south fast.

>>693810533
DONT CHEAT
Niantic is extremly strict with cheaters
If you cheated in ingress you get your device banned and the procedure to get unbanned was long af and not worth it

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friend sent me this dank meme he made.

>>693808018
Shit where'd you find that porygon?

>>693811341
10km egg

>>693810577
incubate, walk, then it hatches

>>693810608
Yeah the combat is shit

>>693811431
Thanks

>>693796488
nice lips :P

>>693811431
fuck walking nigga. i get paid to drive da amber lamps

>>693811413
Nice I've got one incubating I've seen people get lapras and snorlaxs from them so I'm pretty hopeful

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Servers are shit but I've able to do this.

>>693810608

the pokemon company didnt want a game that would distract from their upcoming sun and moon releases, or rather any of their releases.

if they made the combat too similar, than people could say 'WOW IM GOING TO PLAY THIS POKEMON GO GAME OFR FREE INSTEAD OF THAT NONSENSE'.

thats why every single thing about the game is different.

>>693811580
It doesn't count the kms if you're in a car tho

>>693811586

when i was in the field test it was about 1 in 3 eggs had a worthwhile pokemon in it. not sure how they adjusted it since hten since i dont get free coins in this so have only hatched one egg.

>>693810980
Fair enough, thanks
Either way are there any cheats or any secrets? I know there's a cheat to get pikachu as a starter

>>693811644
That's really good op, how did you manage?

>>693811730
Yeah I hatched a couple of 2 and 5km ones but just got average shit that I could find anywhere

>>693811692
maybe highway doesnt count. ive been cruising the streets under 20mph all day

>>693811853

thats a bummer. eggs seemed to be the only way i could get water type pokemon.

>>693811885

this desu. i play pokemon pretty much only on the bus. and thats how i hatched the majority of my eggs

>>693811644
Seeing guys with Pokemon with that high of cp makes me not want to play. I don't have the time to walk around and really play the game. I don't think any of mine will stand a chance at any gym around me.

>>693811885
Yeah it doesn't work over a certain speed probably because they want to to ride bikes and walk

>>693811984
This is why I think this game will drop in popularity real quick. So many people are playing this game because of the massive amount of attention it's getting and not because they actually want to put effort into it, and without any taxing or 1v1 battles there isn't much to do other than taking on gyms.

>>693812213
Trading*

>>693796693
I haven't left my house and I have more than you.

>>693812246
Hm...

>>693812039
But what if I run at incredibely high speed?

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>>693812246

>>693812417
Tell niantic they are discriminating against people capable of supre fast speeds

>>693811853
I live in a high rise and I think it fucks with the GPS so I randomly go around my area, I have hatched 2x10km eggs and 4x5km and 3x2km eggs without leaving my couch. I have also caught 177 pokemon without leaving my apartment.

>>693812539
Incense + Lucky egg + Slow Car + Famous area = Ultimate Power levelling.

Honestly, nothing beats that, you catch a Pokemon as soon as you're done catching another.

>>693812637
I'm jealous I live out of town so the only way I can do anything is by actually walking around in the middle of town

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>>693796028

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Today I caught 1+3 extra! You guys are so weak..

>>693801982
It's rolling out on different dates internationally due to server problems.

>>693812755
Yeah my college is basically in a park in the centre of the city so I'm going to be power levelling during lunchbreaks and walking home

>>693812786
I also made it over to a gym once but I was under lvl 5, now that I am 11 I am hoping to glitch over there because I don't want to go outside

>>693812997
Fight the system

>>693800620
Mods ban.

MOOODDS

>>693801742
where?

>>693803193
Kek

>>693805650
Wow, good one.
Good luck with 7th grade in the fall.

How come I haven't seen anyone have a charizard or a gyarados yet?

>>693813492
I am pretty sure their candies are hard to come by

>>693812246
Ok

>>693813663

this desu. charmander seem mor common in my area than other starters but they are so few and far between. literally only ever had one magikarp and yeah.

but i think someone in this thread did have a gyrados yeah?

>>693813492
You need 400 magikarb candies to get a gyrados. That's 100 magikarps plus one to evolve.

bumping for more funny pokemon go pics

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>>693814281

jesus christ

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>>693803525
Don't get the modded apk security companies analyzed the modded apk and found a remote administration tool. Google if you don't believe me.

>>693814795
Only use official apk.

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This is what I mean by fucked up gps.. I am actually in my apartment, but according to this, I am in the middle of a fucking lake

>>693802436
i FEEL YOU ANON.
Pokebro hug.

>>693815184
Kek that's pretty fucked I guess it works out nicely for you though

>>693804412
>Nobody's given a fuck about pokemon for like, 15 years.
YOU haven't given a fuck about pokemon for like 15 years.
That shit still sells and i know grown adults who haven't missed an episode.

>>693815595
This

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>>693796028
>doesn't work without the screen on
>shit pedometer
>0 gaming
>you occasionally play paper toss
>45 minute battery life

0/10. Uninstalled after 3 days. I'm shocked the pokemon devs attached their names to this garbage. They somehow conjured the ability to make Ingress more boring.

>>693804414
>I agree on the part that they are obstructing people who actually have shit to do.
Who gives a fuck what normies do? They obstructing muh funs

>>693815707
>battery saving mode turns the screen off when you're not using it
>there's actually battling in the game if you do anything useful and fight gyms
>your phone has a shit battery

>>693814664
>takes ghetto meme seriously

Time to stop posting, dear.

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>>693815951
>battling
>walk three blocks and stand in front of a church all day

I'm good. This was a feeble attempt to port a lucrative franchise to a new platform. It's gimmicky as fuck with no actual game play.

Tfw the equivelent of niggers in my neighborhood all grew up on pokemon and are into this shit.

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>>693796028

>>693816693
Snorolax/gengar crossbreed.

>>693815974

jesus christ was an implication for how funny i found it, not how seriously i took it.

>taking anything on 4chan seriously

time to stop posting (dear)

>>693816541
>>693816814
Doesn't it hurt to pee anon-chan?

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>>693816914

>>693816913
This is why i only use topkek on /b/. No-one seems to understand anything else and only summerfags say haha

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Anybody know what the blue glow behind the Pokémon sprites is?

>>693817323
Good question, just checked and a few of mine have it too

>>693817323
it signals that the pokemon has AIDS and will die soon

>>693817323
Indicates most recent

every time I leave the house this shit won't connect.

>>693802127
Venonat = public hair

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Cringe GO

>>693818055

wahts cringe about that? ew can finally do what pokemon trainers actually do. walk around and get exercise and catch fucking pokemanz

>>693799163
epic

>>693818300
Oh sorry, I forgot to mention the fat shit is 300 pounds. It's taking the picture of his sweaty neck beard shirt to show people he took a walk is the cringe.

>>693818723
oh so you want to make fun of a fat person exercising now? That's like making fun of a sick person for going to the hospital.

get over yourself

>>693802969
Pincer confirmed a good low level pokeman

>>693811580
Yah, the app detects if you're moving too fast. It stops counting if it's not walking or biking speed.

>>693818820
You don't get it do you.

>>693818723

i dont find it cringe, though i hang on /fit/ so i get it. i mean im only 125 pounds but its motivating to know that we can play our games and get our exercise.

i dont find it cringe really. just a guy exploring himself and posting about it. beyond general facebook cringei just sympathize with him tbh.

>>693818980
What has happened to this place. Fuck you all.

>>693819080

whats the issue? he wants to exercise and lose weight, while still exploring his interests?

i dont even bother with facebook cuz of its inherent cringe and pretention but as far as normise go that guy is just... well happy to be exercising. if it was short lived id badnwagon with you but til then... its just a guy showing how happy he is to exercise now.

>>693818723
Okay uploading pics of post Pokemon go sweaty fucking shirt is absolutely cringe

>>693812246
fu

>>693798646
You just end it all
No reason to live

>>693812246
rly?

>>693819080

maybei ts not that we arent open to cringe, so much as that you are trying to find it in the dumbest fucking places.

hes a fatty showing how the game encourages exercise. cringe would be a fatty selfie-ing how they cheat by taking the bus

>>693818055
At least it's finally making him get out and exercise. I don't see how this game is cringe if it makes neckbeards and weebs lose weight

>>693818924
>>693819080
You guys seem new

Pokemon is the gurgling shit spewed forth from the anus-mouths of autists.

Play Ingress, faggots.

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>tfw there is apparently a BLM protest near your house somewhere

>>693812246
kkkkkkkkkk

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>>693818924
you're just an underachieving cunt (not the guy you replied to but agree)
/b/ might be "desensitised" but by fuck have common sense or you ain't getting far bruv

Not to be an ungrateful faggot as this is a fantastic idea but isn't it a little annoying how everyone is bandwaggoning this shit?

I'm like where were you when Hoenn needed saving from the wrath of Kyogre and Groudon?

or when Team Rocket, 3 years after being foiled by Red, returned to wreck havoc in Johto?

Now everyone seems to care about it. If I see one more 15yr old rocking a Poke shirt I swear.

>>693821086

Fucking ur mom

>>693821788
xddddd

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Man. Poke Man. Cosby

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>>693821788

>>693800630
yeah you definitely have a life

>>693821788
Rekt RIP xoxo

>>693818723
>It's taking the picture of his sweaty neck beard shirt to show people he took a walk is the cringe.
It's just as cringey as women who take the same selfie and post that shit on instagram every day so virgins can drool over her and shower her in compliments. YET that's socially acceptable, at least that guy is doing SOMETHING.

>>693798646
get lost summerfag
its not a fucking troubleshoot forum

>>693819770
It's crab mentality, the fat loser neckbeards here want to keep others held down so they aren't alone in their misery.

>>693798772
I got the joke. We true pokemon bros

>>693798989
MODS!