I'll start.
first name: Zac
age: 18
gender: male
race: white
job: cashier at zumies
favorite music album: in utero
relationship status: single
why you're here: I spend every night here

Alex
18
M
White
None
Don't have a favourite album
Single
I have nothing else to do, almost no friends to hang out with

>>693786774
why don't you go out and make some friends, anon

>>693786518
20
male
Human
Farmer
40 oz to freedom
Lol
Waiting to die

>>693786949
Clay

>>693786949
spicy meme

first name: Immanuel
age: 18
gender: Male
race: White, mom Italian father German + Russian
job: I have non right now but want to get one( programming or web development) but Im a student.
favorite music album: Chet Faker Work
relationship status: Alone in this world
why you're here: Depression

>>693786774
>>693786693
>>693786518
>>693787066
all these single people

first name: Moe
age: 34
gender: M
race: Whitest
job: Doctor
favorite music album: IKSoSE
relationship status: married
why you're here: i'm a sick fuck

first name: Al
age: 29
gender: male
race: white
job: super mart
favorite music album: daft punk
relationship status: single
why you're here: its one the few things that make me happy.

first name:Nicole
age:19(Turn 20 in August)
gender:Male
race:Diné
job:Network Admin assistant/intern
favorite music album: Human=Garbage
relationship status:Single
why you're here:I'm sad loser and what else is there to do

first name: conrad
age: 19
gender: male
race: white
job: baggage handler
favorite music album:wishful thinking
relationship status: gf
why you're here: pass time at work

>>693787431
>his name is Nicole

>single
>white
>24
>male
>security guard
>8 hour job qith little to do. 4chan uses not much data, long as I dont watch videos. Makes me giggle

David
23
male
arian
dispatcher for railway company
none
living with gf for 4+ years
bored at my day off

>>693786853
Ok some explaining due here:
Be me,
Not a furry, not a brony, not a weeb, normal sexual fantasies, shower almost daily, i care for my hair, for my look, i exercize (not a fatso obviously), wear normal clothes, not a vidya nerd, not a comic nerd, dick is 6inch, so not small.
But still can't get any tipe of strong relationship. People my age don't care about me, i'm never important to anyone. I get easily forgotten and i don't know why.
Self esteem is very low right now, don't feel like doing anything

first name:
>john
age:
>30
gender:
>male
race:
>white but Hispanic
job:
>police officer
favorite music album:
>Ride the Lightning
relationship status:
>married for seven years, dated same girl for five.
why you're here:
>been here since 2007 and can't find the exit.

>>693786518
bash
21
M
Whitey
Concrete laborer
Rap
Single
Mindless entertainment.

>>693787602
you live a such a sad lonely life.

first name: Fergus
age: 18
gender: Male
race: White
job: None
favorite music album: In Utero
relationship status: Single as fuck
why you're here: Don't get invited to parties

Michael
19
Male
The good one
Bartender
Either Earth 2 or Shiny Tiny Stars by lovesliescrushing
lol
I get bored

>>693787738
Better than the average anon here

First name: Raaim
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Race: Poo In Loo
Job: None
Favourite music album: In the court of the crimson king
Relationship status: dating
Why youre here: bored

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first name: dillon
age: 20
gender: male
race: white
job: none
favorite music album: bedhead - beheaded
relationship status: i have a waifu
why you're here: boredom

>>693786518

first name:
>Richard
age:
>32
gender:
>male
race:
>white
job:
>trucker
favorite music album:
>meteora
relationship status:
>married
why you're here:
>to shitpost

>>693788288
>>693787975
See what i mean

>>693786518
26

male

White/Italian/Native American

food service worker/Student

Minutemen-The Punchline

single but I have kinky sex friends

Im here pretty much out of boredom and for the Traps!

>>693788408
My name is jake sorry

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First Name: Noor
Age: 18
Gender: Attack Helicopter
Race: Caucasian
Job: Don't have one currently.
Favourite Music Album: To Pimp A Butterfly
Relationship Status: Single
Why You're Here: I don't even know anymore.

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>>693788619
section.80 is better

>>693786518
im black

>>693786518
Josh
28
Male
White (Anglo Australian specifically)
I'm the In Charge of the cleaning/maintenance department of a local supermarket
Just one? Nah, but my most listened to album atm is Let Love In by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Single
Drunk and bored

>>693788792
cool

>>693788792
Word?

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Ctrl + f, not one female was found.

>>693788792
Good... for you?

first name:Emanuel
age:18
gender:man
race:white European
job:none, I'm a studen
favorite music album: Slim Shady LP
relationship status:single as fuck
why you're here:because there's nothing better to do right now

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>>693786518
>Axel
>20
>M
>white
>NEET
>i don't know
>single
>waiting friends to wake up

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Ben
21
Male
White
Student intern at a pen testing company
Folie à Deux
Talking with a girl who is across the world.
To laugh at faggots.

>>693786518
>Lucas
>19
>male
>white
>auto body repair
>Innerspeaker
>friends with benefits with ex
>takin an early morning shit

>>693788934
Maybe because of all the fags who would post "tits or gtfo"

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let's find about you, anon. post:
first name: Brandie
age:24
gender: female
race: white()irish/ native american
job: data entry
favorite music album: check attached image
relationship status: in a relationship
why you're here: I hate myself

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>>693789085
she's probably fucking some Chad in North korea

>>693786518

40
Male
White
LSA in Primary School (Naughty Boy Wrangler)
No favourite album
Married
Kids are out playing, waiting for movie to dl

>>693789187
thot

>>693788288
Why you are really here: you have a waifu

>>693786518
Queesha
22
female
black
student
single
Why i'm here: topkek

>Andreas
>18
>male
>white
>studying biology
>Above the weeping world
>single
>Boredom and loneliness i guess

>>693789212
Actually it's Brazil and she's mute so a lot of guys don't pay attention to her.

>>693789397
What does it sound like when a mute girl moans?

>>693789006
Dude u have the best name ever(my name is Immanue too)

>>693789577
I don't really like it because of the Hebrew meaning but other than that it's a decent name

first name: Tom
age: 18
gender: male
race: white as cocaine
job: nah (still studing)
favorite music album: Radio Moscow
relationship status: single
why you're here: good way to entertain myself

age: 47
gender: male
race: caucasian
job: software design
favorite music album: Midimiliz 'Non Standards'
relationship status: common law
why you're here: fun

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Dominick
29
M
White
Bud tender
White album
Single
CP

>>693786518
>first name: Jacob
>age: 30
>gender: M
>race: Polish / Jew
>job: Accountant
>favorite music album: Hard to say, I like a lot of music, maybe something by RHCP
>relationship status: in a relationship
>why you're here: porn

>>693789468
Actually not that different then normal, just lower pitched. Nothing is wrong with her, she just didn't learn how to speak until she was 6 so her vocal chords are just weak.

>first name: Han
>age: 21
>gender: female
>race: Asian
>job: student, jobless in a few months
>favorite music album: IU's Chatshire
>relationship status: arranged engagement
>why you're here: avoiding chores and farming attention

Evan
19
Male
White
Cashier
Albert Hammond Jr.'s Yours to Keep
Single
It's early in the morning.

>>693789754
lol , u here bc CP ??

u realize u could be more effective on other platfoms ?

>>693789290
yea, i'm on waifu claiming threads daily after all

name: hafeezur
age: 18
ender: Male
race: Indian
job: no job
favourite album : magical mystery tour
relationship staus: single
why am i here: i got bored

>>693789754
use deep web

>>693786518
first name: Brandon
age: 27
gender: Male
race: White as fuck
job: Security
favorite music album: KOD by Tech N9ne
relationship status: I gots me a sex slave
why you're here: for memes and laughs.

first name: Marc
age: 23
gender: Male
race: Caucasian
job: Analytical Chemist
favorite music album: don't have one
relationship status: taken
why you're here : long time lurker, boredom

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>>693790383
you're in the wrong place there are no memes here
try 9gag

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>>693786518
>first name: Anon
>age: 31
>gender: NeoNeanderthaal
>race: Celt
>job: NEET
>favorite music album: Inside out by mai waifu Emmy Rosum
>relationship status: KV
>why you're here: 4chins was once the place for people like me.

First name: Kappa
Age: Underage
Gender: Bleach
Race: 2nd place
Job: Suckin dick
Favourite music album: Darude Sandstorm
Relationsheep status: Single and ready to mingle
Why you're here: I'm a stage 4 cancer patient and I want to spread the last parts of my disease before going to hell

>>693787602
Step One: find a hobby. This is important.

Step Two: find other people who enjoy this hobby

Step 3: make new friends with similar interests

Step 4: after time spent with new friends you will them meet their friends who probably have similar interest. I'm sure at sk

>Shakil
>18
>Mother Austria, Father Bangladesh
>Student
>I fucking hate music
>2 bangladeashian Slaves
>because I am a cancerous summerfag

>>693790747
Sorry phone messed up.

At some point an acceptable female with present itself. Profit.

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>>693790652
are we posting these or what?
infographics are superior to just answering these questions.

>>693787602
>tipe

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>>693790919
gee anon, what a good idea.

>>693790919
too lazy

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>>693791109
look at this unprepared nigger.
is this your first summer here?

>>693791017
Why the fuck do you love australia, this place is a shit hole

>>693786518
first name: Chris
age: 29
gender: male masterace
race: white
job: it fag
favorite music album: der tag an dem die welt unterging
relationship status: single
why you're here: for the trap threads