>>693784596
because you were date raped

>>693784596
Because you're a pussy with a weak stomach.
Stick to Starbucks, faggot.

Cause fucking alkohol and probably chainsmoking .

Alcohol can cause diarrhea.

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Alcohol is a toxin

>>693784596
Is there a feminine penis under that shirt?

It's just an enema from all the cock in your ass

>>693784596
what do you drink?

>>693784596
Because owing to alcohol's disinfectant nature, it kills off the natural flora of your gut. TLDR booze will stop you from digesting and give you hershey squirts

>>693784596
show dick

>>693784596
Gluten

>>693784596
This pic is obviously not OP but:

>half empty bag of 30+ rolls of toilet paper
>on the right side is an empty bag

Assuming an average household of 3 occupants, in order to get through ~15 rolls of toilet paper, it would take about 2-3 weeks

For a minimum of 2 weeks, that person just left trash on the ground. Who knows what other trash or moldy food is left around their apartment.

And they say women are cleaner than men.

>>693784596
Its not only a poison effecting your gut, but it also pushes the water our of your body, which is why your shit is watery and you probably piss heaps

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>>693785218

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>>693785464
this could be anyone

>>693785464
girls dont shit

>>693784596
That sucks. I used to get the same thing back in college - but weirdly only with beer. Wine - fine. Spirits - fine (but fucked up!). Beer - fucking shit geyser.

What have you been drinking?

Because alcohol damage your intestines and causes inflammation of the bowls.

>>693784596
>>693785464
Can I please see your panties?

>>693785783

vodka soda
white russian etc

show dick pls

>>693784788
>Feminine
>Penis
Pick one

>>693785950
Then I got no help at all.

Hope it's not that really bad kind where your whole arsehole is spasming and trying to shit but there's nothing left.

Had a roommate who ate a pound of sugar free chocolate on a dare and then just about exploded. We could hear her on the crapper and it sounded like a fucking hose.

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>>693786142
both

>>693786331

its coming out like water outta a hose lol

Need a better shot of feet.

>>693785464
is that finnish? i'm from germany and i swear i literally have the exact same brand of toilet paper

>>693786590
well if you read the fucking paper this prseon wrote on its FINNIS

>>693786504
Good luck then. Just make sure you don't get smashed if you think you might hook up.

Ew.

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>>693786579

lol

>>693786718

gotta keep that in mind

>>693786886
I honestly can't even tell what gender you are at this point. I really think that you're just a skinny dude.

>>693786886
Jesus those knobby knees

>>693786142
>meme
>bait
Pick one

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>>693787130
both

>>693784596
alcohol is toxic to the body.

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>>693786886
>Why i poop so much after drink?
you probably got a worm crawl up your ass from sitting on those nasty ass rocks

söpö

>>693786590

nice we can be tp buddies

>>693787383

no kiitti :DD

>>693784596
Because you were a tool with the waitress or bartender and they visine in your drink

How many finnish people are here
Me (not OP)

>>693784596
Grill or IBS and alcohol doesn't agree with you

>>693784596

I too get the runs the next morning after boozing up like crazy, but that depends if I ate any impulse burritos the night before.

>>693786886

those are dude's feet. no doubt about it.

>>693784596
Whats a bar night?

Do I even want to know? sounds faggotory.

>>693786886
You're male.
You get the shits from drinking then you're a pussy ass bitch.
Stick to your low cal mocha loca frappaduthingy easy foam extra mangurt, faggot.

>>693787679
Oulu raportoi.

>>693788162
Shit tier beer can give anyone the shits. Thinking otherwise makes you retarded

>>693786886
Thanks skeletor

>>693788362
I've had all kinds of shitty drinks - never once got the shits.
Stop being a weak bitch with a weak constitution.
Do you even lift, bra?

>>693785464
ei mitä vittua suomalainen träppi ebin
>>693786590
yup can confirm

>>693784596
probably too much niggerdick

>>693784596
I'm literally splattering the bowl too after my bar night.. it's 7 am here, ive been up since 6, I've gone 5 times. Straight molten liquid.

still waiting on dick

Alcohol is literally poisonous

>>693787642
Visine doesn't give you the shits. It's just good old regularly poisonous.

>>693790337
whats visine

>>693787679
Mielummin nyrkki perseessä kuin asua lohjalla
Report in

stop eating bar snacks limit your alcohol consumption

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>>693790994

i only ate a few chips and i only drank like 3 drinks

>Lähettävä varasto
>Posti Oy
>Toijalan varasto
>Satamantie 37
>37800 Toijala
here is the address in that paper
maybe lives near this area

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Suomi mainittu
>implying
>Torilla tavataan

>>693786886
Fuck, Just when I was trying to quit Cig you had to remind it to me ... Die you fucking FaGGOT

>>693784596
Big dicks in yo ass is bad fo yo health