Microwave it. Make a webm of it. For science.

take it 5 minute drive from your place and let it go

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Sharper pic.

Put it in a blender and push button once quickly, then stop quickly.

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Alright...

So I have some stuff lying around because I'm building a stove vent for the sub-renters in our apartment below us. But I'll temporarily use it to build a labyrinth. There will be 2 exits at the end.

1 will lead to mouse freedom.

The other will lead to fate decided by first dubs.

Shove it up your ass

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>animal gore

>>693777526
Roll

>>693777526
Roll for this

Cut it open and fuck it

>>693777526
Winrar

Let it go, Anon

>>693777776
Wow fuck me

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Got a motorcycle?

>>693777526
Rollin

>>693777776

so close

>>693777611
Winner

Give it back to the cat

>>693777358

Microwave in tupperware

>>693777611
Deliver OP

>>693777904
That book was awesome.
If dubs put mouse in blender

blend it, put on sub and eat

>>693778055

Winrar

>>693777611
Do it op

Tie it to a baloon and send him on his way! We haven't had a space program in a long ass time!

>>693777611
WINRAR

>>693778055

gets

>>693778055
Oh fuck

>>693777611
roll for this

>>693777611
Come on op

Free it or expect someone will do the same to you

>>693778055

FUKKEN THIS!

>>693776856
Your cat is a shit. Mine always ate most of the mice she caught. I would just kick the leftovers off into the bushes.

Just let go that beautiful thing

Still think you should stick it up ur ass

op deliver

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Built the last part of the labyrinth with some cop holders from my girlfriend's job.

Covered it in plastic wrap. There are little channels that lead to each chamber. If the mouse makes it to the FREEDOM chamber, it will be set free.

If it makes it into the DUBS chamber, you guys decide.

>>693778055
>>693777611

OP YOU FAGGOT! DELIVAR!!!

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>>693778743
FREEDOM is on the top right chamber.

If quads put in microwave.

A fucking bear trap with a Bunsen burner in the middle

Drown it in bleach

>>693777777

Should've had a remake of snortmaus. Anyone remember that shit?

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Some old PVC pipe for our pool system is connecting to the labyrinth.

>>693777611
>>693778743
OP is a tremendous faggot that wont deliver. Everyone abandon thread.

Cut off it's feet one by one and cauterize the wounds so it won't bleed out. The put it in a tupperware of bleach. If it's still alive after that pour the bleach out and microwave it and put it in a blender. Put the rat pulp in your cat's food.

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>>693779549
This box has 2 chambers, in order for the mouse to get to the next chamber, it needs to climb into the bottle.

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The next chamber leads into this duct.

>>693779754
Stfu op.
Won't deliver.

Cmon boys, lets 404 this popsicle stand

>>693779971
>Doesn't understand how to read instructions.

OP just fucking said he would deliver if the mouse gets on the dubs chamber.

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>>693779968
The duct connects to the bottle. From there it will be connected to the PVC pipe.

You guys ready to begin?

Put a blender unter the deadly exit if your not manly enough to shove it up your ass

>>693780172
Ye nigga record it all and put in on YouTube.

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>>693780336
Sadly my phone won't record video since I dropped it in water.

If you guys wanna donate so I can make videos, you're welcome to... [email protected]

Cat thinks the mouse is behind the shelf, he doesn't know it's in the bucket.

>>693780336

fukken this.

also check my numbers ^

>>693780490
>donate
nigger wut

>>693780490
Your a fucking idiot for posting you email on this board.you internet security is now in question.

>>693780582
IT'S A TRAP

>>693780490
>donate

Kek

We told you stupid fucks multiple times OP won't deliver. Now let the thread die.

>>693780829
dont let it die, he posted his email. lets fuck him up lol

>>693780924

did you even read the email he posted? fuck you're stupid...

>>693781087
robert paulsen? so?

>>693781223
Robert Paulsen? Dead guy i fight club

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>>693781432
you talked about it

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>>693780490
Just dropped the mouse into the 2nd chamber. I covered it in a sheet of glass I had from an old bathroom window. So you can't really see inside. But it ran down the tunnel immediately.

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>>693781640
The cat heard the mouse inside the metal housing and kind of sniffed around it. Now the cat sat down next to it. We're waiting for it to get into the bottle.

>>693781848
op is back! microwave the little fucker!

bumping because I wanna see him nuke the fucker

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OP here. Jesus christ.

So it was in that duct for a while, then I just decided to hold the duct above the bottle and let the mouse just fall in. It fucking wouldn't go in. Then I decided to just try to force it in by getting the bottle and putting it in the bucket. But the mouse got out. Then I spent the next 10 minutes catching the mouse again.

We caught it. The cat briefly caught it, but it got away, because my girlfriend's cat is declawed.

Anyway, I caught it again and got it into the bottle. Now I put it inside the PVC pipe. Waiting for it to come out at the labyrinth now.

>>693782928
stop wasting time, the thread will 404 just stick it in the microwave. thats what we want to see

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>>693782928
Mouse just chillin in the PVC tunnel.

LEAVE THE MOUSE ALONE!

My favourite thing I have done to a mouse is build a pyrex cage attached to a drill bit, then used the drill to spin it fairly fast. It's funny because when it's let out of the cage it spins like a sausage.

>>693783266
OP here...

so how do i get the mouse into the labyrinth?

>>693784877
Put cheese on your dick and shove it at the end of the tube

Oh look..........another one.
Whatever, not interested in this whole animal abuse shit.

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OP here, I decided to put the pipe upward and let the mouse slide down. Started tapping the pipe until mouse fell down.

Somehow the mouse figured out that it could crawl into the underside of that cup holder.

I kept tapping the underside until it was into the chambers again.

It's now in the chambers.

>>693776856
Kill the cat and let the mouse go.

>>693777611
>>693777358
soooo.., the one exit will lead to mouse freedom. and the other to your ass? pls deliver OP and put cheese in ass to attract mouse

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>>693785954
>AND HE'S TRAVELING THROUGH THE CHAMBERS.
>HE'S GOT A NACK FOR KNOWING WHERE TO GO.
>IS HE GOING TO PLEASE ANONYMOUS OR WILL HE BE SET FREE?
>HE'S TRAVELING FAST.
>THIS MOUSE IS A MADMAN.
>WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
>OH MY GOD!!!!

kill the mousebro

Bite its fucking head off

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>>693786129
>THERE HE GOES.
>HE IS APPROACHING THE FINAL CHAMBERS.
>WHAT IS THIS MADMAN DOING!?!?!?!
>OH MY GOD!!! HE IS AT THE 2ND TO LAST CHAMBER.
>IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
>HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANY OF THE BAIT.
>WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO.
>THIS IS UN-BE-LIEVABLE

op is fag

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>>693786361
>HE IS SIMPLY WAITING TO GO TO THE FINAL CHAMBER.
>HE IS SITTING THERE.
>HE IS MOCKING US.
>HE IS MOCKING ANONYMOUS.
>HE IS MOCKING THE PLAYERS.
>WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO.
>THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

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>>693786361
You better shove it up your ass.

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>>693786564
Come on you fucking pussy.

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>>693786564
>Joining us is an oldfag. His name is Dennis Jensen.
>Dennis, tell us, have you ever seen a thread like this?
No... I have not.
>Dennis. So what will happen if he steps on dubs.
Well, the rules of the thread are that Anons decide what will happen. But it has to be a dubs rolled AFTER the mouse steps on dubs. So anyone is game. A nice player even could set the mouse free.
>We're going to come back to the mouse right after these messages.

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>>693786564
Looks like you're taking it up the ass Anon

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>>693786564
It's not like you'll deliver.

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>>693786835
>BUY THIS FUCKING CANDY.
>IT LOOKS LIKE STARVING NIGGER CHILDREN'S HEADS.

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>>693786956
New episodes airing at 8:30 on Cartoon Network.

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>>693786956
>START YOUR NEW SUBSCRIPTION TO INCEST AND CHILL.
>FUCK FAMILY MEMBERS AND COUSINS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU HAD.
>BEAUTIFUL ASS COUSINS WHO LIVED DOWN THE STREET FROM YOU, THAT YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED.
>FUCK THEM TONIGHT AND HAVE A GREEN TEXT STORY TO TELL.
>ALL THIS FOR ONLY $12.99 A MONTH.
>AND IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE WILL INCLUDE A FREE HORSE DILDO TO PLEASE HER WITH DAILY.

let the mouse go dipshit

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>>693786835
Fine if you want to be a fucking awkward cunt. Rolling for Shoving it up your ass.

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>>693786835
>Dubs must be rolled afterward

>>693787188
Nice waste you fucking prick. Rolling for taking the mouse up the ass.

Rolling for a microwave death

>>693787179
Roll

>>693787411
WINWAR!
WINWAR!
WINWAR!

Lay all your labyrinths on top of each other, with holes leading below and put various things in each layer it ventures through. Anons decide whats in each layer.

>>693783343
roll
free mickey mouse

It's obviously not goin in anybody's ass, so I'll roll for freedom

OP is awfully silent, did his shitter phone die out?

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Put it in your pooper faggot. Your bread os boring and sloe

>>693787542
Why the fuck are you even on this board if you can't handle shit like this?

>>693787600
He's desperately trying to get it to stand on freedom while getting a picture.

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>>693787542
>Welcome back from our break.
>Some exciting development.
>The mouse actually started to enter the DUBS tunnel, but changed its mind.
>It has returned to the center chamber again.
>Dennis, what do you make of all this?
I think the thread is unfair at this point, the OP needs to not stand so close to either of the chambers, because the mouse will try to go to the chamber furthest away from him... so in a sense, he could force the mouse to go into a specific chamber without meaning to do so.
>That's a very insightful aspect...

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Control brain.

Robot mouse

>>693787823
Yeah most of us have abandoned thread because it's boring as fuck. Fuck you OP.

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godspeed mouser

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>>693788234
>For our viewers, we created a poll.
>What will happen to the mouse.
>Give us your opinion.
>This poll is created with the most popular suggestions of this thread:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10704451

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rolling for OP rat torture

>>693776856
Space Program

>>693780634
Not really since its gmail.

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>>693788596
>Dennis, tell us more. How was this mouse found?
Well, it was a cat that belonged to the gf of the OP.
>Is there any way for the mouse to get away if it steps on DUBS?
This game is a 1 hit or miss game. Meaning that if no one rolls dubs after the mouse steps on DUBS, the mouse is set to default and is automatically set free.
>What's the worst that's happened to an animal on /b/?
Well, a frog was sent into space once. But I doubt that's going to happen here. OP doesn't have the resources for that.
>What's more likely to happen?
Honestly, I'm hoping for the mouse to be set free. But this is Anonymous. Anything is possible.

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Come o we need more votes

rolling for it to get disected alive then micro waved as its still alive

>>693789242
brutal

>>693789108
Fuck does anyone have more info on the frog that went to space?

Op If u do dissection o it while it's alive

>>693789376
>frog that went to space
I must know

ahah wait wtf, the anons of 4chan sent a fucking frog into space? thats some nasa shit right there

>>693776856

space program!

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>>693789517
>>693789515
>>693789376

Is this it? Took me 30s on Google

>>693789654
dont forget the fish that went to space too

>>693789108
I remember that great frog

OP didnt deliver for so long, and then we saw it in its little box fly into the evening sky

M00t bless something as disgustingly kekulous as that could happen again to the little ratty

>>693789742
Thats the one

The 4chan space program

Happened like a month ago

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>>693789791
>WHAT IS THIS.
>THE MOUSE IS ON DUBS
>THE MOUSE IS ON DUBS!!!!!
>IT IS ON DUBS.
>THIS IS IT!!!!! ANONYMOUS HAS THE FINAL WORD.

>>693777777

>>693789963
nope it was a frog not a toad and it was at night

rip lil fella. if dubs release

>>693790018
MICROWAVE IT AND DISECT IT

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>>693789963
>Like a month ago
>6/11/2011

Something isn't adding up here

>>693790018
rolling for setting it free then

>>693790122
winrar

>>693790122
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KILL YOUR SELF YOU CUNT

>>693790122
>THE MOUSE HAS BEEN SET FREE!!!!!
>THE MOUSE HAS BEEN SET FREE!!!!!
>VICTORY FOR THE MOUSE.

>>693790122
Thank you.

>>693790122

Its free

>>693790018
Space Program. Comrade Toad requests food and a friend

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>>693789963
Shut up newfag that happened years ago. The one that happened months ago was never confirmed because faggot didn't properly record the launch.

Congratulations mouse. fuck you all cruelfags and goodnight

>>693790258
Sending sharpie for anal insertion to test effect of anal on antigravity fags

Not only did dubs get that but cruelfags also lost the vote, so suck a big cheezy trans dick haha go mouse

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>>693790018
>WHAT IS THIS?
>THE REFEREE IS BLOWING HIS WHISTLE.
>IT WAS NOT A FAIR FINAL MOVE, AS THE CAT WAS IN THE WAY.
>THE CAT WAS SITTING CLOSER TO THE FREEDOM PAD, AND SO THE MOUSE MOVED TO DUBS.
This could be damming. We don't know if this is a legitimate concern. This must be horrible for the mouse, not knowing if he got that dubs for freedom.

McFucking incerniate it or yourself

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>>693790122
You couldn't even of told OP to make him a home or anything funny/witty. I at least want a video of the mouse being set free.

>>693790471
KILL THE FUCKING MOUSE MICROWAVE IT AND RECORD IT

>>693790122
We waited this long... for this
What a faggot

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>>693790471
The first player definitely rolled dubs after it stepped on DUBS. So the mouse, by that logic, should be set free.
>YES, but this is almost a double jeopardy. Didn't you get what you wanted? The mouse is free.
Yes. This is unbelievable. In my 10-something years on 4chan, I've never seen anything like this.

>WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>>693789742
what in the fuck is this

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ALEX JONES HERE.

I JUST WANTED TO CHYME IN ON MY 2 CENTS FOR THIS MOUSE BUSINESS.

THE MOUSE LEGITIMATELY WAS SCARED BY THE MOUSE.

I WANT TO SEE THIS MOUSE SUFFER AND BURN, SO THEREFORE, WE NEED A NEW GAME WITHOUT THE CAT IN THE WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF?

HILLARY CLINTON.

THAT SLIMY WHORE WAS SUPPOSED TO FACE FEDERAL CHARGES. I WANT HER TO PAY.

FUCKING GOD. YOU CAN'T FUCKING TAKE MY GUNS AWAY. DO YOU KNOW THAT WE HAD A RIGHT TO DEFEND OURSELVES FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS? THE NATIVE AMERICANS PILLAGED AND RAPED OUR WOMEN, SO WE TOOK THEIR LAND.

DON'T LET THIS MOUSE GET AWAY.

>>693781848
damn you must be fat with all dem twix

bumppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

>>693780634
if op doesn't deliver, we ddos him

Wtf can't believe someone would go to all this trouble for a mouse. It's like Logans run in a cling film maze. Just need a Jennifer Agutter type to get her tits out and free the mouse.

This is g8

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>>693791886
>AND WE ARE BACK.
>WE HAVE SOME INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT ON THIS MOUSE.
>WE HAVE WORD THAT THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF IS GOING TO ENTER THIS THREAD AND GIVE A STATEMENT AS TO WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CAT AND MOUSE. HE WANTS TO INTERVENE.
>Dennis, what have you to say about this?
Obama has been a big supporter of /b/ for a long time. I once saw a picture of him browsing /b/ on a big screen, so I know it's legit.

>WHAT A GREAT HONOR TO HAVE THE PRESIDENT COME TO AN EVENT SUCH AS THIS.

>>693792437
You're a different kind of person.

>>693792437
the mouse better fucking die i came here for blood

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>My fellow /b/tards.
>I come here to you today, not as a president, but as an American.
>We all enjoy threads here and there. But every now and then, we come to a thread such a this one.
>My daughter showed me this thread while I was in the tub... I immediately got clothes on and came to give you this address.
>As Americans, we want to pursue happiness. We want to pursue freedom.
>We want to find jobs to provide for our family.
>With that same principle, we should allow this mouse to pursue its own happiness.
>I have given an executive order to have the mouse be set free.
>Photographs must be taken and posted in this thread.
>Thank you, and God bless America.

>>693776856
Space launch!

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>>693792851
OP here. I agree with Obama.

I will now go out and set the mouse free. I'm out here now. I about to start ripping the wrap open.

>>693783266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sbD6czlVNU

>>693792851
Your work is not finished we need you in australia.

>>693793261
Can non-Australians born people even become president?

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>>693793347
It's open. Mouse is about to walk free.

>>693793347
No but we would make an acception for it as the people. We havent selected our prime ministers in 6 years and we voted the other day and we still dont know who our prime minister fucking is.

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Mouse is now free. Seen at lower dead center of image.

Thanks for viewing.

>>693793511
if you dont brutally murder that fucking mouse the second he steps towards freedom im myspace-messaging moots uncle and telling him to send moot a telegram to ban you.