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I mean just look at that detail. Is it supposed to be, like, uncooked?

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Also, dumping bad food images.

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This one is just awful

>>693761814
Looks like fucking spaghetti as a topping

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>>693762231

Made me think of this

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Is this a thing?

>>693762392
Christ almighty that looks disgusting

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>>693761936

Jesus, it's like "Here ya go pal, one slice of sadness coming your way!"

>>693762392

Not gonna lie, that stuff is pretty good when you're really drunk.

>>693761814
That box doesn't even have the cheese with it. It only lists crust mix and sauce.

>>693762392
(Cheese not included)

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>>693762796

I know. Maybe they were trying to show the crust and sauce because that's what's in the box.

Also, pic related was apparently a dreaded thing from my mom's 1960s-1970s childhood. At least I think so - she might have liked it.

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>>693762975

Haha didn't even notice that. Pretty misleading. Kind of the opposite of the OP image.

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>>693763067

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>>693762989

Heck, I'd eat it while stoned. Pic related.

>>693761936

it doesn't even look 3D.... it looks like the cheese is painted on

>>693763035

We used to get the spaghetti one when I was a kid. Wasn't too bad, sorta like spaghetti-o's with better pasta.

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>>693763105

Are they making sauce? Looks like there's no spice whatsoever.

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>>693763267

I actually fucking love chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs. I would eat them every day if it weren't for the fact that I would die a rapid death brought on by the absurdly high sodium.

>>693763403
Spaghetti and meatballs

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>>693763403
what the fuck, is that a half eaten rat or what on that wiener?

this shit looks disgusting as fuck

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OP here, saved the worst for last. I had a bunch more weird ones, but I can't find them.

>>693763566

fucking pleb

now that chef boyardee has chicken-based cans instead of only beef-based cans, why would you want to eat an inferior meat?
>chicken is the greatest meat

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>>693763768

Looks like just some awful bottled or canned thing

>>693763787
>when you're a trashy whore but still trying to be a good mom

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>>693763998

summer is almost over

time for the 9gag "life hacks" for college students

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>>693763872

I'd actually love to give that a try, I've never heard of it. If I see it in the store I'll buy a can or two. I prefer the texture of beef and the flavor in general, but when it's ground up so much chicken could indeed be better.

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Ooh, forgot about my ass pics. I mean aspics.

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I'd try one of these if it were given to me for free. I'd probably decline a second bite, though.

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>>693763566

I don't they make the boxed one anymore, but it basically had the pasta seperate, meat sauce in a metal tube/can, and a packet of parmesan cheese. Felt like hot shut as a kid that it was a meal I could make lol.

>>693763787

On a sorta related note, look up people sleep eating while on Ambien. It's terrible, but I can't help it when these people are talking of eating whole loaves of bread and buttered cigarettes.

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The 1950s must have been one hell of a time. Not. I'd sooner go vegan than start eating these regularly.

>>693764590
I used to eat the regular version of those and they were good af

>>693762211
That is the most delicious-looking motherfucking thing I have ever seen. Christ, I wish I wasn't eating just doritos with salsa right now

Issat some canned spaghetti on pizza?
Cause that looks like canned spaghetti on that pizza.

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>>693764590

I read one story, I think on /b/, about a guy who woke up after taking ambien and found fast food wrappers and receipts from like 8 different places in his living room.

>>693764583

Hey fuck you, that thing is delicious

>Norwegian here that can certify that it is indeed delicious

>>693764688

I read somewhere the idea behind the huge push for aspic was to get people used to basically 'bunker food' for when the nukes started flying.

>>693762103
Jesus that just makes me sick. Get some A1 for fucks sake

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>>693764945

"Stoned me" would try that.

Also, would anyone here ever try veal tongue head cheese? Pic related. I'd try it I think.

>>693761814
That's not pizza, that's a mistake.

>>693764590
These are fucking delicious

>>693765007
The fuck is all in it?

> Norwegian 'Merican that knows nothing about Norwegian food.

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>>693765007

Hey, like I said I'd try it. Who knows, I might actually like it. What's your favorite recipe?

>>693762392
that actually doesn't look too bad

>>693765119
Didn't you die of embarrassment in the check out aisle?

>>693765066
That shit sounds awesome and disgusting at the sane time

>>693762392
That's probably the closest thing to food in the entire thread. Aside from the mountain of cheese, it doesn't look...terrible. Assuming it's a tomato based chili, it's not that far removed from normal spaghetti and meat sauce.

>>693765175
I don't get embarassed about loving delicious food

>>693761814
no but while bulking for gym I once replaced pasta sauce for my spaghetti with peanut butter.. never in your life do this trust me. Yes I did finish it cant waste precious calories.

>>693762392
Had that before, tastes better than it looks.

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>>693765198

Yeah, TBH I've made stuff like that at home when I was hungry. Not too bad. Just a really over-the-top box picture.

>>693765175

That's what the self checkout is for.

>>693765125
>>693765140

It's got egg, peas, carrots, white fish and shrimp in it; usually its served with this yellow mayo thing. I haven't had it in years but always had it when I visited my grandparents in Norway.

Hold on, I've got a pack of the mayo stuff somewhere.

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>>693764958

Hah, I can believe it. That shit is like a ruffie, you forget everything you do when it kicks in.

>>693762989
thats a legitimate way to cook some meat
it cooks the flavor of what you soak it in into it
but if you eat it with that much of anything you are a degenerate

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>>693765352

Yep, that sounds pretty bad!

>>693764251
walmart here carries three chicken-based CB pastas
>penne, marsala, and something else
>used to have chicken ravioli or something, but haven't seen that in awhile

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>>693765540

Wouldn't marinating be more effective? Or would this kind of create a more crispy, stuck-on texture for the sauce?

>>693763067

What do you ask for to get that?
Well, just pick the worst ingredient from everything on the menu and pile it all on a nest of soggy Doritos.

>>693764958
I used to take that shit.
I would end up waking up trying to jerk off

>>693765365
I've seen that pic a couple hundred times by now, and yet, I still feel insulted by it. Who would do such a thing?

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>>693765930

Someone who wants to make people on the internet chuckle.

>>693765467
The best food bites back.

>>693765467
What the flying fuck is in there??

>>693765352
no but while bulking for gym I once replaced pasta sauce for my spaghetti with man batter..never in your life do this trust me. Yes I did finish it can't waste precious calories.

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Delivering Norwegian mayo, this shit is magical on shrimp.

>>693766107
Fish

>>693766177

My bad, upside down

>>693766045
You're not wrong.

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>>693766107
Canned fish head or mouth i dont know.

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>>693761814
looks like the pizza Lunchables from oscar mayer.

>>693766362
I felt the same way upon viewing it.

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>>693766256

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This is wins

>>693766429
It actually fucking does.

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>>693766177

I like mayo, I'd try it. How does it taste different?

Got some OC from my fridge. Want to guess?

>>693766551
What is that?
Warm dogshit with a sprinkle of corn mixed in?

>>693766551
My father had some of that in his pantry the last time I visited. So that's what that is.

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>>693766528
Some things just should NOT go in a can. A whole chicken is def one of those things.

>>693766723
A portal to hell?

>>693766751
I wonder what it's like to work in fucking manufacturer packaging wherever the hell they make that.

>>693766814

It sure smells like hell, and it's asian.

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>>693766355
>>693765467

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>>693766723

It tastes.. different. It's hard to quantify exactly, I just know it goes really well with: ham, shrimp, fish and tomatoes. Some of my family eats it on burgers, but I've always been picky with what I put on mine so I've never had it.

http://www.scandikitchen.co.uk/product/mills-ekte-majones-170g-2/

>>693763067
Every time I thought the attrocity was over she added more... Every. Fucking. Time.

>>693766045
I remember seeing this full set and the guys were celebrating some obscure holiday? Anyone got the deets?

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>>693767004

Also, sauce on all of these is here:

http://fion.ru/video/konserva_mutant.html

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>>693767211

It's from a tumblr called male chef - they post stuff that's intentionally horrible. This is just from their thanksgiving special.

>>693764497
Thank you SO much for bringing this into my life

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>>693763067

I don't even know WHAT she's putting on that, can someone drop a play-by-play for a food-noob? I understand Ramen and Doritos, but then I lose track of everything.

>>693767061

I take a look around for it. I know that Japanese kewpie mayo is different in its own way. Dunno where, but maybe will find someplace. Hate to say, but do you think Ikea would have some?

>>693767397
Chilli,cheese and all kiiiiinds of sauce all kiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnddddddssssss

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>>693767397

Wait, shit I meant to post this, my bad.

>>693763067
This is actually pretty common in latin america, people like junk food with a lot of shit over it.

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>>693767408

Dammit, didn't even notice the link there. I need to get some sleep soon.

>>693767404
My heart just stopped.

>>693767703

As an american, I'd try chili with cheese in a bag of Doritos, but that looks like just too much. The ramen ruined it for me.

>>693766925
I would like to imagine it as a Gulag version of the Willy Wonka Factory.

>>693767706

I love the speech he gives courage, what a wise old fish

>>693767404

Cholesterol doesn't directly raise your cholesterol, so you could eat that without too much of an issue. All cholesterol - or at least foods rich in it - does is raise your insulin when you eat it, which can, but not always lead to increased bad cholesterol.

>>693767843
I fucking spit out my drink and don't know why your statement was as funny as I thought it was. Thanks mate.

>>693767904

Definitely from Male Chef, right?

>>693767825
Is too much even for me, and I am mexican.
That shit has cream (idk how you people call it) cheese, 2 types of hot sauce, chilli powder, mayonnaise, mayonnaise with chipotle, and a lot of lemon (we put lemon on everything)

>>693767904
Now if you put the two together...

>>693767709

Ha, no problem. You should check out some of their other stuff; their bacon/shrimp cheese is pretty great it comes in either little tubs or squeeze tubes. It's kind of like a runnier cream cheese.

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>>693765198
Nah man, they fuckin put cinnamon in that sauce, so it still counts as shit food.

>>693761814
jesus, it looks like shreds of cheese suspended in red jello.

>>693761814
Winco where?
Celine?

>>693768549

Tigard Oregon.

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>>693768175

Cool, thanks. I'm lookin around that site right now then heading to bed. Been fun, take care.

>>693765365
Plebtini

Just add water

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>>693765747
You ask for nachos

>>693762288
Kek

>>693762392
Oh man, that looks fuckynge good!

>>693762288
>>693762211
I don't even understand this. Why has god abandoned us?

>>693761936
This is upsetting

>>693765149
Yes it does

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>>693766536
Majones is literally just the Norwegian word for mayonnaise. It's just a shit powdered version of mayonnaise.

>>693766551
Corn smut is a plant disease caused by the pathogenic fungus Ustilago maydis that causes smut on maize and teosinte. The fungus forms galls on all above-ground parts of corn species, and is known in Mexico as the delicacy huitlacoche;[1] it is eaten, usually as a filling, in quesadillas and other tortilla-based foods, and soups.

>>693762392
That looks nasty but the concept is AWESOME!! You can get something like that at Steak and Shake, it's called the 5 Alarm Chili: spaghetti, chili, onions, cheese, and some weird sauce. You can make a version at home and OMG is it good with better ingredients.

>>693765555
Got

>>693761936
cheese.png

Anyone else in this thread leave for a bit to go lurk Shedanon?
If you didn't, you're missing out. He's coming back tomorrow around this time, and we have his thread from like five minutes ago archive here: http://4lock.org/b/thread/23

>>693766045
I feel like I'm having a stroke

>>693766177
Mayonnaise is the aids of condiments

>>693771900
>So many people have it and it's fun getting it until you realize what you just did.

>>693767975
I take cholesterol supplements for low cholesterol

>>693771978
Fuck me that looks good

This is a tasty thread.

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>>693763035
born in '64. My mom used to make those for lunch on Saturdays. I loved them! Even got a little glass of beer to go with it.
The gf and I bought a few recently. Her mom used to make them too. We used schredded mozzarella cheese on ours though. The sauce in them is super thin and full of bad GMO's according to the girl, so now we just get crust mixes and use organic sauce From Giant.

>>693773206
Don't be that fucking faggot that thinks GMOs are bad.

>>693773414
I'm not, my girlfriend is
I ate hot dogs, baked beans and barbque potato chips for dinner tonight

>>693770700
lmao

>>693770700
People who actually buy this is in the dark most of the time so who cares

>>693762392
>>693761936
One has too much cheese and the other barely any.. These two guys need to meet so that they can have a proper feast.

>>693762392
skyline chili is dank af

>>693773815
Are those cheetos on top?

>>693763067
It looks fucked up but I still wanna try it

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Yall need to eat healthy...

plums are god-tier fruit. you honestly cannot come up with a better fruit.

>>693774605
Peach

>>693774751
get outta here with that furry shit. fucking faggot.

>>693763067

Who the fuck orders this shit ?

I also like how she tries to perform it all so professional, as a compensation for how fucking shitty that pile of filth is going to taste.

>>693765743
That thing looks like a Zerg

>>693774605
Pratically every other fruit

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>>693774857
Not even. plums have strong flavor, with a wonderful smooth center. [as long as they are ripe, and not that bullshit hard as a fucking apple]

plus plums taste good warm/cold doesn't matter.

>>693774999
Even my trips agree's with me.

CHECKED.

>>693767250
If you translate it it says it's a joke at the end..

>>693771978
What's wrong with this..?

Post Belgian waffles, you will be satisfied

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More Belgian food, lol captcha is waffles

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AAAAAAAA French are a disgrace to humans

>>693777634
What the fuck is this.