chick chased me for a year
i was chasing a different girl
fail in my quest
chick chasing me loses interest

>fucking moron

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>>693759617

>in high school
>all i do is sleep in class
>somehow a cutie 3.14 talks to me
>she continuously talks to me and invites me to sit with her at lunch one time
>another time, she invites me to her house
>i lie and say "i'm going to the gym after school"
>put my head down and sleep

i'm 28 now and still a virgin
i had no desire for girls back then

>>693760004
faggot cunt

>i clicked on this thread

>>693760004
i did the same thing do a girl who at the time was:

5'9
130 lbs
blonde
freckles
blue eyes
fair skin
nice face

i saw her for the first time in 10 years a couple of months ago. went into the bathroom and cried and punched a hole in the wall. life's funny aint it bru

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>>693760172
well, your mom

> be friends with chick
> her relationship falls apart
> people joke about us being a couple
> one night she asks me what if we become one since everybody is already making jokes
> be too drunk to get it, make some stupid statement
> never get laid while still in school

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this girl approached me and was super friendly for no reason
my co-worker noted that she probably "wanted the dick"
i took a nap instead

>what a "faggot cunt" i am

>few years back
>spent a lot of time with a cute chick with major crush on me
>she had a boyfriend
>we hung out a lot
>she'd subtly jerk me off all the time in public
>it was fun
>go to my house
>she wants to blow me
>told her no but felt her up instead
>still regret it

>>693760856
9/11 me me s

>>693759356
I did that a few times at Uni too, mate. Girls literally asking me for sex - and I'm a 7/10 at very very best - and I never did because of some bullshit 'nice guy' attitude.
Complete shit, and - bitter though the word feels in my throat - fucking sexist too. If a girl wants to fuck, saying "no, I know what's best here" is a shit thing to do.
If I could go back in time and give myself one piece of advice, it'd be "JUST FUCK THEM. Fuck them all, every chance you have. They'll thank you, and you'll thank you. There is literally no downside. HAVE ALL THE SEX YOU CAN."
So there you go, any Uni/college b/ros. Don't be 'nice', it's bullcrap.

>>693761215
i dont see how not fucking a girl makes you any nicer, in any sense of the word

< be me
<Look back at life
<Everything

>>693761391
> Fucked a girl a couple times
> some time later she tells me
> she only did it because that's the only thing men seemed interested in
> probably would've been better if I hadn't fucked her
People can feel obligated to do things they don't have to, its stupid but if you're not dick guided you should take care of their self-esteem and shit first.
> inb4 I don't care about being nice
In that case fuck away

>>693761879
>you should take care of their self-esteem and shit first

you are a cool bru, dont lose that attitude. at the end of the day you should follow your internal moral guidance and not your dick. id gladly have you as a friend.

>>693762345
I try, also told her is fucking bullshit for her to assume I can guess what she's thinking/feeling.
Never fucked her again after that but I got the feeling I had a positive influence on her personality, that's enough for me.

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>>693762614
I feel like we have the same moral principles. My egotism is working at me; I'm not gay but I like you a lot.

I am often in a situation whereby I can advance myself financially at the expense of others. I always decline to do it and the client never knows one way or the other. I feel like my only contribution to life is doing the moral thing all the time I can.

> press the enter key to start IM'ing with my 15 year old step daughter
> life over

I don't give a shit if you don't believe me, this shit happened and I'm still paying for it 12 years later.

>>693761215
It can be annoying if u take several classes with the chick, I ended up redoing math because of this one clingy asian chick. Laughing at every word coming out of my mouth like some machine, fucking creepy.

>>693763684
did you get convicted of a criminal sex offense

>>693763757
>homo asiaticus mongoliensis
theres ur probl8m m8

>>693763325
Could very well be, I see no reason to grab every advantage I can. I'd rather give genuine advice and see another person be successful in their endeavour, than exploiting them for minimal gain, e.g. sex.

>>693764109
must be genetic cause i know several people that will fuck you over for $5.00

>>693760242
Shit quality wall mate

>>693759356
Never. No ragrets.

>>693764474
blame my boss for the sheetrock
lucky fer my hand, i missed the stud

>>693761391
That's the point, it doesn't, but at the time I had some ludicrous notion about 'doing the right thing' by not entering into one-night stands.

>>693763757
Maybe she WAS a machine. Fuck a Terminator, why not?

>>693764244
I'm pretty sure it's taught and I have the impression its the mantra of most of the American/Western Population.
I also believe that is where the mentality of ridiculous lawsuits stems from. People see a chance to exploit and they will.

>>693764761
i represents weakness of character, kind of like binge-drinking or over-eating
>inb4 shoplifting the pooty
>SHOW ME THE SHEKELS

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>>693761087

That's not bad, tbh.

You put her over you, probably made her feel special or some shit. Woulda been better if you'd eaten her out, mate.

>>693764965
from my experience its distributed fairly evenly in the populations I encounter: rural/urban, black/white

so i conclude its a random genetic expression

>>693765265
>agree m8

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>>693759356

>>693764577
Have you tried reaching out for her? Something casual like lets get some coffee, a scone and catchup kinda thing

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i watching you btich

>>693765563
im already married

but i spent some years in the wilderness where that girl would have been a real comfort

>>693765296
I grew up somewhat sheltered and have been hanging around university students mostly.
So my impression of people is mostly positive, many of then helped me and vice versa, without expecting something in return.
Yet when you watch TV, the egoist are everywhere, so for me it seems to be a question of education.
In between all the nice students there also are law students who are known to rip pages out of library books to get an advantage.
Meanwhile in i.t. we had one guy upload all his solutions the day before we had to hand them in for free.
Seems to me the law students are taught to be dicks by their peers and teachers, while other aren't.

>>693765685
Who are you watching? Moron..

https://youtu.be/b-kl3MXXDHE

>>693765820
lawyer is a sophist, naturlich from ancient tradition it goes unto the egoism. whereby only one can win. whereby in technical skills, friend helps you advance and both gain. your story is very believable to me.

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>>693765895
ur mums twat
you think im fake
ask ur mum

>>693765767
Ah i see. If you dont like your wife break it up so she doesnt waste her valuable life on a lie

>>693765905
in 10years this girl will be so embarrassed of this shit

>i hope

>>693762345
those consecutive numbers tho

>>693766304
no im happy with my wife, i just wish i had spent at least 4 years with the other chick. i would have been a lot happier and gotten some sweet tail.

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>>693766514
im on a roll, i got these 6666 quads earlier

>>693766598
Gotcha.

>>693766081
But shouldn't a lawyer be one of the most selfless people? He spends his time and effort defending someone he might know is guilty, because he believes even that person has a right to due process?
Instead he's the mafia of the law, bending and breaking it, so it will serve him and secondary his client the most it possibly can, regardless of who's getting damaged in the process and of course it's all for money.
IMHO a large factor of that is the capitalization of public service like the law. It's not designed to make profit, don't use it for that.

>Be me at a party
>Meet a solid 8/10 redhead cutie in the queue to the bathrooms.
> We talk a lot and i some point she tells me " Hey, i live in an appartment nearby"
>I answered "Cool, i live in a house in the other part of the town"
>She looks at me while i smile her. Then some friends told me to go with them to another party.
>I said her goodbye and leave and only started undertanding what she meant the same second i get to the other place

>>693766873
did you not hear? lawyer is sophist. true gain is reputation and recognition through success over opponent. particular matter of argumentation is of little consequence. only victory, only success, only prosperity of triumph

do you ever quantitatively analyze legal proceeding? court minutes or dockets? some persons is in legal profession for public service but he is very rare. the mouth speaks of two sides bilingually.

>>693767355
>solid redhead cutie
i would literally have killed myself when i figured out what i missed.

>>693767355
Cringe, I feel you bruh

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>>693759356
>Be in friends with benefits with roommate
>fall in love
> she totally does not reciprocate
>9/10 I used to have a crush on invites me to town
>get fucked up, taxi home together.
>she gets out at her place asks if i want to stay the night
>cant, too caught up
> go home, taxi driver offers to take me back. Still no.
>roommate tells me she is done a week later
>9/10 gets bf same time

>>693767571
lol at picture
lol at story

thanks friend

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>be me
>blonde, blue eyes, white kid
>love home improvement
>idk 2nd or 3rd grade
>be in new school
>make new friends sorta easy,
>when you’re that age it’s easy
>school mostly white kids, some asian, few black
>one of first friends black kid, Anthony
>he’s a trouble maker,
>in third grade that means you cut in lunch line, nbd
>new teacher warns my parents
>parents say, “anon, new teacher says you got in trouble”
>”sorry i cut in line”
>not relevant, but happened.
>dad comes into school career day
>my dad accountant, it’s tax season, he aint coming
>Anthony’s dad not in picture
>wasn’t kek then, but kek now
>his uncle comes in
>is a carpenter
>LIKE TIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR, HOLY BALLS
>make Tim Allen grunt when he goes to room
>sounds like gorilla grunt, because dumb kid
>whole class gorilla grunting at Black Carpenter
>ANON PRINCIPAL NOW
>what did I do?
>Anon you can’t call black people monkeys
>”why?” - dumb kid what the fuck did i know that it was racist
>”also home improvement”
>”his home life doesn’t need improvement”
>scared of getting in trouble, didn’t know what say, just apologize
>anthony won’t be my friend anymore, idk why
>few weeks later, assembly about racism
>mfw

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>>693767421
I'm not quite sure I understand you.
With being a sophist, do you mean society learns from how they behave and copy it? I could see that, especially with that double speak that has to ensure you do not say something that can be misconstrued by the rest of the courtroom.
> politically correct means I can't be sued for saying that

> second half
Yeah, my point was that lawyers should be that kind of selfless person, but most aren't. Why, because they get told it's more profitable to bend the law so that you win, than actually serving justice.

>>693767809
The taxi driver shook his head and said "really bro... "

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>>693767571
based taxi man

>>693767988
attorney follows the sophist tradition since times of ancient greek. go read if you dont know of rhetor hellenenesis or read aristophanes "clouds"

>>693768285
I'll have a look, thanks.

Got a good one.

>super hot girl in this bar I frequent.
>never seen her before, decide to talk.
>things get going and she asks me to leave with her.
>I do and we head to her apartment.
>drink more and ready to fuck.
>i would've stayed if it wasn't for this last part.
>we crawl in bed, and she leans over to me and whispers.
>"reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

Still haunts me to this day...

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>>693759356
>be me
>19
>just broke up with psycho ex
>started hanging around with old friends
>one is totally hot
>kinda into her
>she seems the same?
>having a party one night
>go outside for a smoke
>she follows
>randomly she starts kissing me
>oneinthepink.png
>some reason i kinda freak because its going a it fast
>tell her we shouldnt do this
>go home feeling like a fag because i ruined it

>silver lining tho
I then found a qt gf, totally into her and been in a relationship ever since. but still fucked up

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>>693768364
im onto u

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>>693768430
$2 approved

>>693768364
ok

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>>693768364
and you replied?

>>693759617
That's not ocd that's just someone doing a shitty job.

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>>693760004
have you considered you may be....?

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>girl tells me to select all the street signs and she'll fuck me
>its only halloween shit
>pic rl7ted

>>693769118
Have you?

>>693769179
Don't change the subject son.

>>693769449
Don't tell me what to do

does it counts when you fucked up at work?
>This very summer, just a month ago
>Got first serious job, but the owner of the business told me i woudn´t have any contratc. In that way he could pay less taxes and i receive more money at the end of the month.
>Get to june 30. last day before my first paycheck. I have just entered and i saw a guy and a girl. I walked to my workstation when i heard them say " We are the labour inspection"
>I frooze. turn around 180º and went out. then someone put a hand over my shoulder.
>"You need to answer some questions"
>I didn´t know what to do. "I don´t want to"
>"You are working here right?"
>"No i dont"
> "We saw you last week entering the building and going out almost 10 hours latter"
>"I just was doing a solid to my boss in exchange of money" WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAID
>They leave. Boss was angry with me for not liying them better. Made me do my shift and when i was done he told me to not came back
> Labour inspection set a fine of 3000€ for having workers with no contract. i was the only one who was exposed.
>10 days and i didn´t get my paychek for working for them 13 hours per day while a moth without weekend rests.
>Texted my ex-boss yestarday asking him for my money. "Who are you? There is no evidence no one with that name has ever worked here. You just was here doing a solid, didn´t you?

>>693768364
How's your mom?

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>>693770728
lodge complaint against him further to labor commission and offer to testify about him cooking his books in ways they havent yet discovered

make up something convincing about him underreporting sales and overreporting his expenses; its probably true anyway

>>693770728
Jesus christ
Why didn't you just pretend like you were a fucking customer or that you knew the boss or something or just get a job with contract

>>693770728
Shoulda lied better

Failed that quest hard

i was a young boy in pursuit
of money and fame
whoo!

i would do anything i could
to feel the flame

everybody knew the things i knew
and the games i played

whoo!

>>693768364
wow