Say it with me
President Donald Trump
>>693733381
Hello. I am from the future.
Trump isn't going to win the election.
>>693734670
>It has already been foretold fake future man
>>693735233
No Trump will not win. /pol/ is a false flag set up by the Israeli govt.
And I can't say too much more without possibly altering the time line.
>>693736268
Donald Trump will be our next president, kek wills it.
>>693736993
I don't think you understand. I AM FROM THE FUTURE.
Trump does not win in my timeline.
>>693737282
You must be from an alternate timeline where neither Trump or Clinton are elected then, because either way we are fucked.
>>693737538
There is no "alternate timeline." Clinton wins two terms. Trump goes to prison for tax evasion.
"I’m the other senator from Arizona — the one who didn’t get captured — and I want to talk to you about statements like that"
-Senator Jeff Flake to Donald Trump, July 7, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39p6kAKNYQ
>>693737282
Paradox, if Clinton wins there is no future.
>>693737538
>either way we are fucked.
No. With Clinton we go nowhere. With Trump we go backward.
Say it with me
OP is an absolute faggot trying to troll.
>>693733381
I didn't get passed "President"
>>693734670
Post pic of something from your time that isn't around in 2016 with a timestamp with OUR TODAY'S date.
present dolan truck
>>693733381
President you're fucked
>>693738226
You didn't get past 3rd grade spelling either apparently.
>>693737282
>Bernie Sanders would be the institute
>gib me free shid
>>693737818
I'm from the future also, and now I've caught you time-terrorist! You thought you could hijack the Zephlon Mk-II time shuttle and keep Emperor Trump from being elected, but you've failed! You will never be able to destroy the bright future which the Emperor has secured for our people you Anti-Planet America scumbag!
>>693733381
>President Frank Underwood
Did i do it right?
>>693738087
Fucking cuck.
>>693735233
Jesus Christ
that many faggots replied to such obvious b8
>>693738621
look at the post number
>>693738309
I can't do that. There can't be any searchable record on the Internet or the timeline will completely change.
>>693738662
yep
we can beat racism but we can't beat a gov't thats manipulated the nations retards into thinking its the cool meme good guys
Hitler would be a better president
>>693738780
Oh. It could have been some faggot talking about belly button lint.
Got it.
>>693738446
There is no way you are also from the future. You are trolling. Stop it.
>>693738965
wat?
>>693738621
god summer sure is here
>not noticing the ungodly amount of 7 there are
>kek blesses us and bestows and acknowledges us with such a blessings for correctly guessing the future
>>693738997
Yes, but instead kek decided to give Donald Trump his blessing.
I feel very skeptical that Trump will win... It honestly seems like we're just going to end up seeing the worst landslide victory every in this country.
>>693739250
YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
NOW
>>693737282
>>693734670
How's 6th grade?
>>693739329
why do you keep posting /pol/ faggotry?
Did you get b& there again?
>>693739447
>>693739344
Trump is doing better with hispanics than Romney did in '12.
>>693739536
I do not understand your comment. I passed 8th grade 40 years ago.
>>693733381
Pleasant Dump
>>693739589
GODDAMMIT FAGGOT STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>693739653
except nobody hispanic wants to vote for that retard
>>693739694
Maybe you should reconsider your life choices then, instead of pretending to be a time-traveler on the internet.
>>693739653
Trump may be doing better with demographics in a few minute areas than other candidates similar to him but I just feel like Trump being a candidate is going to draw massive voter turnout in general on Clinton's side.
>>693739823
Except for the fact that I just said he is polling better among hispanics than Romney did in 2012 so obviously they do want to vote for him.
>>693739148
I know you. I left a trojan on your persons before you departed.
I exist 4 months from now as a whole person.
Trump does not win the 2016 election.
>>693739447
the God Emperor will bring peace to you in both an emotional and physical forms
he will soothe your woes with his supreme logic and success
then for the physical
>he'll give ya some trump anal cream to cure that butthurt when he's the most successful president ever
>>693739148
Do not listen to this man, he is a dangerous terrorist from my timeline. I've been searching for him for many years now. In the aftermath of Clinton's failed 2016 election bid, a group of hardcore sympathizers and other senseless fools formed an underground resistance network in a futile attempt to topple the future Emperor's administration.
Many years passed and our people rooted out and eliminated most of his cell. We took him into custody and brought him below the White Palace in the Imperial District of Columbia. Through his cunning and lack of morality he murdered his guard and somehow made his way to the Zephlon MK-II time shuttle hangars.
I say this to you now, traitor, did you really believe that you were in possession of the only time shuttle? Do you underestimate the wisdom of the Emperor that much?
Soon you will be brought to justice, I have sent your coordinates back to the Department of Truth. Enjoy your last few hours of freedom, scum.
>>693739823
>>693739979
>Except for the fact that I just
pulled some "facts" out of my ass
>>693737818
Ha, that's about as likely as Clinton going to jail for her mishandling of classified information.
>i.e. not going to happen
>>693740042
no you don't
You are a beardneck gay man trying to pretend you are from the future.
>Trump does not win the 2016 election.
This part you got right. Possibly because you guessed 50-50.
>>693740076
kek
>>693740150
Here you go newfriend.
http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/17/nbc-poll-trump-outperforming-romney-with-hispanics/
Donald Trump's campaign is a dumpster fire.
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT
>>693740401
I am simply stating historical facts that won't affect the current timeline.
Trump is going to go to prison for 5 years, and it will put him out of commission for any future political endeavors.
>>693740479
>http://dailycaller.com/2
surprise
some stupid right wing blog agrees with you
>>693740150
damn nigga just got pass stumped nigga got dem facts so hard it like he got run over by the goddamn trump train dem facts fucking this butthurt llllllllliiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaallllll
>>693740401
Well, you might be right about the beard and the oldness when you refer to 40 years from now. Probably not the gay.
But who said I was a time-traveler, or from the future? I simply said that I already know you in the future, and I put a trojan on your persons before you left without your knowledge. I simply stated one of the most simple, linear, causal facts- I am a person that exists 4 months from now.
I know that, because I just "contacted" myself. I don't see how you're this unfamiliar with bootstraps. I have knowledge of the future given to me by someone you already know.
>>693740780
mommy says Trump time is over on the computer for now
>>693740827
I'll have you arrested when I get back.
>>693740747
>NBC Poll
>Right wing blog
wat
baracc HUSSEIN OSAMA + KKKlinton + Barny SANDNIGGERS
KILLary KKKlinton did Dallas!
OMAMA bin Landen
>>693740860
dddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn
looks like crybaby trying to be a big man now getting mad when he can't deny the facts put in front of his face lookin like he gon' hafta resort to ad hominems and the like'n'shit
>>693741069
It's spin. Romney didn't do jack shit with latinos, and Trump is about the same.
Who cares if some faggot thinks he's "ahead" of the game.
Trump already fucked up with his remarks about Mexico. Latinos aren't going to vote for that retard, deal with it.
>>693741160
Mommy also wants you to take all those old pizza boxes in your room to the dumpster.
She is worried about roaches and mice.
>>693741046
I don't think you understand still, but... okay.
I mean, you're really forming a bad first impression. You realize I exist here, right now, right? That you're interacting with the past? If anything...
>>693740747
>Oh shit it's disagreeing with me! Quick, Label it conservative/rightwing so I don't have to believe its true!
>>693741305
More are going to vote for him than they did Romney though, which was my entire point.
>>693741442
sometimes leftwing is also an acceptable scapegoat when I don't want to believe things
>>693733381
Not gonna happen now that Sarah Palin talked shit about BLM, probably she was bribed or something.
she fucked up hurted orange guys campaign
also Hillary seems like a PTSD Feminist whore with her period on, imagine that.
Bernie was the only good honest candidate.
probabpy the end of the world as we see it.
I say All Hail Kublai Khan's Ghost and have him be president
>>693733381
I will vote for him, even though he is batshit crazy.
Hillary is an evil cunt, and I prefer batshit crazy over an evil cunt.
>>693741526
>>693741429
I will have you put into restamping when I return.
>>693738375
fack
>>693733381
Kek
>>693741661
Trump will avenge Bernie.
>>693741526
>more
>implying that number means shit
Nobody hispanic wants to vote for that retard faggot
deal with it
>>693738375
Ur an dirty nigger
>>693741442
But you are a right-wing dipshit
otherwise you wouldn't have replied
THE GAME
>>693741661
>Not gonna happen now that Sarah Palin talked shit about BLM
Holy shit Sarah Palin finaly said something that wasn't fucking retarded? I cringe everytime I see/hear this bitch I swear.
>>693741401
lel faggot with the neck beard and liberal arts degree still can't figure out how to approach the original argument or at least be half a man and accept that he was wrong
>>693738375
>durr your mother
faggot
>>693741836
Almost 1/3 of hispanics want to vote for him retard.
>>693741733
You still don't get it.
This is the beginning of your future. If you go back now, you're fucked insofar as I decide to fuck you, contrary to the person you knew before. That's even considering you studied your basic curriculum.
I bet you've left things just lying strewn about intermittently, too.
>>693741945
mommy says nazi time is over too
come on
you have to take out the trash and make sure you aren't mugged on the way to the dumpster
Here is the last known picture of the time-terrorist in his stolen Zephlon MK-II time shuttle. If you see this man please do not approach him, as you can see he is armed with a deadly weapon.
>>693742048
>daily fail
sure Trumpfag
>>693741822
I gotta say, we have some pretty top notch memes for this election. Especially on Trump's behalf.
>>693742050
Why do you keep replying to him? Your posts are more and more cringe with each reading.
>>693742093
Oh no! The picture shows that he has a Zephlon MK-I! He's already tainted the timeline!
>>693742211
Because that faggot doesn't even know the "basics of time travel".
If he's going to roleplay, he'd better do it right.
>>693742158
>Trump vs ISIS
>>693741881
I'm a centrist who leans a hairline bit towards libertarianism who reluctantly supports Trump over Shillary.
>>693742397
>haiti
>conspiracy theories
k
>>693742487
>reluctantly
no you don't
>>693742418
I think you mean this.
>>693742487
>>693742484
but you are a racist
that's why you get so butthurt when it's pointed out
>>693742089
still can't argue with facts
>>693742580
No I really don't
>>693742614
>>693742711
mommy says pretending to be a journalist uncovering clinton's crimes is over for tonight too
come on you've still got to get those pizza boxes out to the dumpster before the roaches start sleeping with you
>>693742838
but you're still a racist
>>693738375
>election
fuck
>>693733381
President Donald Trump
>>693742919
Butthurt $3,000,000,000,000
CROOKED HILARY
>>693743160
source=mydrippingbutthurtass.com
>>693742856
man trump's literally gunna make a killing when he starts making anal cream made with fresh liberal tears not because he won, but because he did it righteously, honorably, and he's gonna do great
>>693743277
>another cringing unsourced graphic
>>693743317
and another one
>>693743371
mommy says she's not kidding
she's going to break out the wooden spoon if you don't start getting ready for bed
>>693743410
https://www.amazon.com/Crisis-Character-Discloses-Firsthand-Experience/dp/1455568872
>>693742048
that makes me wanna vote for clinton
>>693738375
My mother has 4 major illnesses and begs for death almost daily. Please let her know peace.