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>>693726850
Cool beans bro

So what are the plans?

>>693727871
To crash this plane...

>>693728113
Lol noice

>>693726850
AFSC?

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Sadly I cannot tell you. I know a lot of you will enjoy these plans. But a lot more may not. It will infringe on a lot of rights people think they have. We're starting to mobilize within 72 hours

>>693728785
Ok thanks

Is there anything else you CAN tell us?

>>693726850
IS MARTIAL LAW COMING?

Just another bored as fuck AF member sitting in his dorm lurking 4chan. Used to lurk about 8 years ago because AF bases are boring. Nothing to see here folks.

>>693728785
army taking over civilans ? fema ?

>>693730067
that !

>>693728113
Are there motherfucking snakes on it or something?

>>693728785

You're going to deploy some sort of mass blocking of cellphone cameras via satellite network aren't you?

>>693728785
Air Force requires about a 3 month heads up before doing anything so I wouldn't be too worried anon

Smells like bullshit

>>693728785
is.... that a burrito on the bottom left? You're taking a big risk eating that 72 hours before your mission. just saying

>>693726850
>Air force
You boys are doing great work, keep holding down those chairs, you're goddamn heros!

>>693726850
Fake and gayou faggot. Learn OPSEC and stop talking all this bullshit. Leave it to the fucking chairforce to fuck something up.

ITT: Nerdy, single A1C thinks he's edgy. Nice try faggot.

>>693728785
>ready to mobilize in 72 hrs
>on /b/
K m8

>>693726850
Have fun on Monday making it to PT asshole...oh wait..nevermind Airforce.

>>693730681
>>>693728785
>Air Force requires about a 3 month heads up before doing anything so I wouldn't be too worried anon

>>693731078
>ITT: Nerdy, single A1C thinks he's edgy. Nice try faggot.
This

>>693731078
Actually I see no stripes. He's an Airman Basic. HAHA. Broke ass mother fucker. Go to bed.

>>693730067
this shit happent in my country 15 years ago. Wasnt fun.

Why are Airforce uniforms so shitty?

>>693730903
>implying AF isn't best branch
Idk about you, but all I hear about in the news is airstrikes in the Middle East

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you btards can joke and play all you wish... the truth is coming... our SAVIOR xDDDDDDDD

>>693731929
Yeah because all the other branches already did their part.
>Airforce. Last in, first out.

When I fart, it smells like onions.

I repeat, When I fart, it smells like onions.

There's only 3 jobs in the Air Force that are worth a shit. Para Rescue, Combat Control and Security Forces. The rest of those fuckers are fat lazy pieces of shit.

I love how this is turning into an Air Force hate party. Topest kek!

>>693731078
he's an officer bruv, he has no stripes on his sleve
or an AB
but I doubt that

>>693730681
3 months is being generous. Anything major you're looking 6mo to a year

>>693732142
lol wat the airfoce pounds shit before the first feet ever touch the ground

the air force is the future

>>693732527
>officer in the airforce

Lazier than the average Airman

>>693732658
Hey, at least that lazy airman is doing something productive with his life. maybe he/she's doing something to better this nation. What are you doing?

>>693732527
If he was an officer he wouldn't be living in the dorms. Look at that bed spread, bro. That's some government issue shit. AB detected. Source: USAF Veteran.

>>693732639
That's navy and marines there buddy..followed by army (yours truly) and last but not least the Chairforce!

>>693726850
>chair force
I'm literally shaking. P-p-please be gentle

>>693732791
Uumm army?

>>693728785
Just sent an anonymous tip to the FBI they'll have your IP address in their system and will be checking up on you

>>693732837
nigga wat I see those bedspreads like that all the time at stores

and do they even give you shit like that as an officer anyways? Figured they'd have you buy your own

>>693728785
Maybe if you add one more "a lot" to your post you'll seem more intelligent.

>>693732959 exactly, he/she's doing something important unlike yourself.

>>693732142
Without the Air Force, the US Military crumbles. I don't get why you all you bullet sponges can't just get along.

>>693733010
Just saying man, it looks way too similar to the bed spread we had in every freaking dorm room. Maybe he just has shitty taste, who knows. Point of the matter is, OP is a faggot and full of shit regardless of rank.

>>693733292
>Sitting on his ass on base

Something important. You're a civilian huh?

>>693733295
>without boots on ground the airforce doesn't mean shit.

The airforce is air support. You can win battles without air support. Have fun doing that without soldiers on the ground fighting

>>693731929
>implying the army doesn't have drones
You dumb fuck
I've been army (airborne) for 6 years and I've seen first hand that they are in fact chairmen.
Fuck the airforce.
JTACs are the only airmen of any worth.
The rest are spoiled pussies

Depper here waiting on a job from open general/mechanical. Heres hoping i get pest control

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>civis not knowing what they are talking about

>>693733683
You can. But the amount of casualties trying to face armor, or entrenchments? or worse, a hostile air mission? Or who defends our nation's cyberspace? we can't coordinate attacks if we can't communicate. The Airforce is vital. The mission will not succeed without them

>>693732837
AB confirmed

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>>693733825
THIS!

>>693726850
Don't forget to attend your mandatory safety and suicide awareness briefings prior, airman. Wouldn't want you to harm yourself.

I'm on board with whatever it is because AF is best branch

>>693733898
Open general mechanical....Could be good. Take something halfway decent in your home town. What they don't tell you at the recruiting station is when you get to Lackland and start in processing, they do another check of your ASVAB score and will offer you any other open jobs you're fit for based upon needs of the AF. Might be something better that opens up between the time you choose a job from your recruiter and the date you actually ship off to boot camp. Good luck bro!

>>693734096
Navy can handle that same shit..

Fun fact: the navy has more fighter jets than the airforce!

>>693733973
>Jackass not knowing how to reply to individual posts.

>>693734192
Shit man, ALL branches do that shit.. not to mention those EO classes..those fucking EO classes....

>>693728785
Go ahead faggot. I guess you don't realize how many neckband basement dwellers actually own firearms and even though most of them are fat and can't see their own dick, it won't make a difference when that many people are shooting back at your bitchass.

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>>693732900
>army
Kek

>>693734597
The sign above that RECRUITER'S (known for being lazy shitbags) head says "national guard." Not the army. Not held to active duty standards.
Eat a dick

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>>693732995
This dudes going to be shitting himself for weeks now

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>>693734597
>army

Because we can think for ourselves..

>>693734597
Not really but ok

>>693734597
>>693734843
Whoever made this shit meme purposely blacked out the yellow recruiter badge on his left. Fucking priceless

>>693732165
Pilots?

>>693734597
Try again faggot..

>>693728113
With no survivors.

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>>693734843
>hurr durr, I'm a retard

>>693735281
Hahaha nasty girls..holy kek!

>>693735086
Pilots are fucking arrogant pricks. Never met a pilot that was a decent person.

>>693735281
Weekend warrior ho!

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>>693734951
>Because we can think for ourselves..
>we can think for ourselves
>joins military

>>693735568
>Implying people in the military can't think for themselves
>implying that people in the military don't need college to move to senior ranks

Civilian detected

>>693735568
>Being too obese to enlist
>Be edgy on 4chan, anonymously, instead
Kill yourself.

>>693735430
Heli pilots are pretty chill never met any from air force though

>>693732165
How about the flight line. You know. Those of us that get those birds in the air?

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>>693735568
You're retarded, huh?

>>693728785
Except the Marines will Turn on anyone that tries to harm the american people. Good luck with sucking your commanders balls you little brown nosing faggot. You won't last five minutes.

>>693736061
Mechanics are cool. So are crewchiefs.

>>693736148
I'd like to think that all branches would that..I know army would too.

FUCK YOU NIGGERS

>>693736182
We crew chiefs are nothing like the rest of military. It's pitiful watching how nonners act.

>>693736633
>>693736182
and by rest of military, I meant air force. I'm sure the core is still very much like how it was back in the day. Army is and always will be pathetic.

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>>693728785
p..please defend my freedoms and debt mr. authorityman
we're counting on you!!
c...crush the terror

>>693726850
yawn. go write your fanfic somewhere else

>>693736738
Better than you fucks.

>>693737158
>yawn
Pssh nothing personnel kid

FUCK YOU ALL! I'm a super secret squirrel commando SEAL-DEVGRU, JSOC Special Forces Force Recon ParaRescue Ranger Airborne Space Gunner 160th SOAR Nightstalker!! Eat a dick faggots!

>>693738267
-unsheathes katana-
you should feel special... i don't usually have to use this.

>>693738267
yawwwwwn

>>693738908
>unsheaths Kitana

Holy shet! How cringy

>>693726850
Chair force faggot. Join the real army

>>693736787
Kill yourself.

Navy MASA fag here, chair force doesn't even know what he's talking about. Go back to stuffing your face with McDonald's before I shove my black boot up your ass

>>693726850
>chair force

leather executive chairs for all?

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>>693739906
Well said.

>>693728785
Thanks for the heads up. It's always nice to know when to do things in a certain manner

God Bless the USA

>>693726850
Nice bait, military fuckboy. STFU up and go suck off your commander and chief.

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marine fag here. marines a fucking gay.

>>693740937
Don't know if this is bait, or a marine that isn't brainwashed...

>>693741103
trust me a whole lot of us hate this fucking organization.

>>693739221
i was going along with the joke, newfriend c:

>>693741260
get a suicide attempt at least every month.

>>693741260
Actually, I'm pretty sure all of us feel about the same nowadays of our respective branches..the army is becoming cancer just like /b/..

>>693741403
So.... suicide watch?

There's been no change in black money and we're nearing fiscal year end. AF isn't doing anything right now, chill out.

>>693730174
Can confirm, accurate.

>>693742236
Which branch has the best bases?

>>693731929
Implying those jets aren't launched from navy carriers in the gulf and they aren't all manned by naval officers.

I think I heard about something like this

There was a video on youtube saying that in June/July of this year undesirables will be gathered up and put into camps, and those who understand the truth but willing to be compliant will be paid off, and that people who are too fargone will be terminated

Obviously there are many videos on that site with Anonymous supposedly vying to bequeath the public with some type of hidden or secret information, so in the words of moot I would take all of this with a huge grain of salt. Believe what you want to believe, but if it comes to this, those who were always nice to service employees, those who have had almost no reprieve, those gifted in the sciences, those with little conscience and those who stand neutrally in terms of morality will be the few who survive this and flourish.

>>693742783
Air Force. But nothing goes on. The Marine Corps camps alone I would say beat them all.

Army fag here. Air fags are nothing to worry about

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all yall be welfare queens

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>>693728785
>marshal law inc.
>tfw I have pl8s and plenty of surplus ammo
>tfw pl8 carrier multiscam
My body is ready

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>>693726850
this is now anti govt thread

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>>693741103
>ITT Obese faggots who never served stealing valor

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>>693746160
>just waiting on 'this thread has been pruned or deleted'

>>693744076
Kill yourself, nigger. Brainwashed nigger, fucking die.

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>>693745278
>anti govt
I remember when I was 12. Stop being autistic and get some sunlight, obese little faggot. Fucking die.

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>>693746244

Fuck you, I'm a Brigadier Air Force Admiral First Class.

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>>693746612
Aww shit toasting in epic bread

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Oh good! Another Jade Helm to get conspiracy theorists all worked out! This'll be great!

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>>693746550
>you must wait 4 minutes and 27 seconds before posting a duplicate reply

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>>693746550
last I checked, 16% bf wasn't obese but okay

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>>693746550
>and it's dark where I live right now
>inb4 meme arrows

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>>693746550
if OP isn't a fag, you might get your wish

>>693747189
no grenade sump
1/10
would not take shelter in

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>>693747568
Good fucking point, m8