HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Anti Nazi organization affiliate, shot on sight.
2 - Regular German citizen, released.
3 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp.
4 - Gestapo, released.
5 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
9 - Nazi soldier on leave, released.
0 - Disabled individual, arrested & sent to German asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: you break out, if 6-9: you stay in the asylum. 0 = Sane & legally released.
88 - Kommandant, released.
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, honored & released.
x4 - Eva Braun herself. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693726039
I am not a jew. I am not a jew. I am not a jew.
when ur tryna play fallout but then your mom comes in with her asshole stretched open saying come and explore this waisteland
>>693726177
What? Questioning? Well, you will see my papers are very consistent with my uniform. Very non-jewlike. Non suspicious.
Nein unterling. Ich bin oberstürmführer Großhandel. ICH GIB DIR BEFÄHLE! HEIL HITLER!
Hail Hitler
Ich bin so reich. Millionen euro in der schwieze.
AÑANGA
Fuck
Guten tag!
>>693726983
DIE JUDEN!
>>693726979
Ich auch!
>>693727077
Reroll
>>693726039
Iz there a problem, Mein Senpai?
>>693727178
Darn, in a POW camp
>>693727178
DER HOMOSEXUELLE
Rolls
nothing bad here
>>693727291
Stimmt. Da ist ein homosexueller jude..
>>693727430
rerolling
>>693726039
sieg heil
>>693726039
Ich bin Hanz Müller, Wehrmacht.
>>693727677
Fuck, you guys caught me. Rolling for a release
>>693726039
Sieg heil
>>693726039
fuck nigt
>>693727843
Well done anon, now go back home to your American family.
XD
>>693728017
re roll
>>693728097
double 7? fucking serious...
Reroll
>>693728090
Of course the fag to type "XD" is mentally retarded.
H-Here is the papers, sir...
>>693727830
Potato
>>693728197
Sorry, Lost my papers...
Guten tag mein kommerade
>>693728246
It says here that you're a very big Nazi party supporter!
Heil Hitler & glory to Deutschland!
>>693726039
As a blond haired blue-eyed, 6 foot white male, I am confident in my ability to succeed.
Roll
>>693728410
hHAHAHAH
also roll
>>693728410
Shit. I'm a mongo. Lemme reroll
>>693726039
Rollan
plz no jew
>>693728463
Nice try, JUDEN!
>>693726039
Lassen Sie uns sehen, was passiert.
goin for that eva
>>693726039
Foxy roll!
Hallo Männer! Wie geht's da?
>>693728683
>goin for that auschwitz
I just want a quiet life
Sieg Hail
heil mine für
>>693728530
They saw I was part Irish, but still respected my heritage.
roll'n
rollerino
>>693728625
ICH BIN DEUTSCHER
>>693728770
Reroll for scape
,.
re roll
>>693726039
14/88
>>693726039
You do realize that that this photo was taken in Ireland...Checkpoint on Inniscarra Bridge during World War II.
Check my papers, sir
>>693728921
This shit is getting worse
>>693729102
I don't think anyone cares but thanks anyway
I swear I'm not gay!
lolrooll
>>693729117
The papers are gone
>>693728921
Ein deutscher jude...
I hope everything's in order
>>693729220
Reroll
HEIL HITLER
>>693726039
HEIL ROLLLER
>>693726039
Rollllin again
>>693726039
ROLOLOLOLOL
>>693729131
Warum?
>>693729266
No worries, SS.
Sieg Heil!
>>693726039
ich bein rolling
Добрый День
>>693729539
take it easy on post brothers, keep our cities safe.
9 get
Heil Hitler!
>>693726039
Rollio
Guteng mein officer.
>>693726039
rolling for homosexual
>>693726039
Rolling
>>693726039
heil mein fuhrer
>>693726039
No worries. Check my even dubs and let an SS officer through, why don't ya?
Bruh
Ihr Amis kämpfen sowieso alle wie weiber..
I am not a jew
>>693729638
Well fuck
>>693729720
Reroll
>>693729668
O NOES
They caught me :P
>>693726039
Heil Hitler! Keine juden hier. Wir mussen die juden ausrotten!
Im with the 101rst airborne
>>693729762
HEIL! GENERAL KREBBS!
S I E G. H E I L
I like Hitler :))
>>693729987
My interrogation result ^
>>693730122
Haha! Usa prevails
>>693726039
Heil der Führer!!!
>>693730083
Fug
>>693726039
Here you go
>>693730037
Das ist General Rommel du vollidiot!
>>693726039
Let me pass, man
>>693726039
ROLL
>>693726039
rolllll88
Not a jew
>>693726039
Heil Hitler
>>693730407
REROLLIN
>>693726039
roLLL
>>693726039
Roll
rollo
>>693730474
PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE
>>693726039
Asylum reroll, last captcha was select all the juice hah.
Sieg Heil
>>693730439
Like, Heil bois.
Stalin is my lord
>>693726039
I swear i'm not a Jew officers. Roll
>>693726039
mein fuhrer
rollololo
>>693726039
Roll
>>693726039
Ich würfele
Rolf
>>693730710
reroller
>>693730771
JESUS is my Savior
Ist das hier der deutsche Faden?
>>693726039
Sieg heil
>>693730917
Are you fucking kidding me????
>>693730820
kek
reroll
pizza
I hope my sheckles can get me through this.
well this is different.
>>693731018
mein gott!
>>693730647
Oh well, only stuck in there for like five years.
>>693726897
Heil Hitler
woll
>>693731073
Faggot
Wut ist dis
>>693731144
>Schutzstaffel
Well I'll be on my way then.
This guy seems suspicious...
>>693731177
roll for the Führer
I don't want any trouble...
>>693726039
glory to mein fuhrer
>>693731420
re-roll
>>693731420
420 ayy
>>693726039
heil hitler
Hallo Ünteroffizer.
>>693726039
Roll
Rolling!!
>>693726039
Come on rhineland!
>>693731787
Reroll
>>693731884
Heil mein fuhrer!
>>693731835
>rhineland
ftw
>>693731766
DEATH TO THE NAZIS VIVE LE FRANCE
Daus roll
shit
Here are my papers.
>>693732113
You knew it was coming.
GAS DIE JUDEN
Reroll
>>693732263
Fuck!
Hallo mein bruder just passing through
Rollerino
im sick of this fascist contry
wünderbar!
>mfw wolfenstein taught me german
>>693726039
rollerino
>>693731538
Oops, those were the wrong papers! Here's my real ones.
Let's play
>>693726039
don't mind me lads.. just passing through
>>693732567
uhh... Sieg Heil!
>>693732691
Dead.
papers plz
>>693726039
Sieg heil brother!
>>693726039
das roll
>>693726039
Roll
>>693733125
Fugg :DD
rollin
>>693733370
aww no, gotta break out
rollo
>>693733496
snap :/
No jews in here
>>693726039
Alles ist in Ordnung.
>>693733650
Not a retard
No Jews here
>>693733788
Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
Also, roll for a German soldier such as myself.
>>693733871
Fuck, RIP.
>>693734088
Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
>>693726039
Dubs. Check em.
>>693732051
Raus du schwüle Schweinhund.
>>693726039
rooll
rolll
Sieg heil
>>693726039
Ich bin Adolf Hitler
>>693726039
rollin
Heil!
>>693736037
Ach mein gott! Ich werde nie vergessen dieses tag!!
Einsatzgruppen Bitch
Rollolol
Seig Niggers
>>693736930
Reroll
>>693737130
Reroll
>>693726039
I am passing through on orders from my 'Kommandantin
SIEG HEIL
>>693726039
Ist Mich, Schutzstaffel
>>693726039
Rollin
>>693737297
Really
>>693726039
Rolling
>>693737320
Roll
Nein and whatever
>>693726039
Roll
Just an average German citizen passing by
>>693726039
roll
HAIL!
>>693726039
Reroll
Gimme ghat roll
>>693726039
you hate jews?
im am not of founding of them either...
homosex i do not mind at this point, girls of bitch sometime, i am understanding...
deathcamp? why make death when you can
make them work to boost your country!
you soft faced germans really need to get a grip on how to run country...
not even good kill ratio, cmon comrade...
be more proud of country!
your people are what count, use them at your fullest extent!
you nationalist? dont seem like it...
why does your "furr? furer?" (cannot pronounce faggy/angry words sorry gomrade)
why does your leader hate homosex but looks like freddy from american rock band!
"master race"
you stupid hun, more people = more soldiers, no wonder we kicked you into the ground and made your leader commit suicide!
your leader was austrian by the way
blond looks kinda flashy homo to...
seriously just fuck already guys, dont like smoking?
jeeze, kinda helps with the depression comrade, soldiers could have at least cigarette...
beer is just eugh, you really are not of real man...
try straight hard vodka, its wonder we kicked your ass...
i see you expand ruling...
but you are not good at it...
team up with weak gooks?
thats a kek, and your other weak ally italy?
were you asking to be fucked in the ass by the real master race of russia?
you glory work, but my 8 yo brother can life 2 bulls wall chopping wood for barn in gulag...
you germans are of pussy, slavic life good life, communism or not, russia is great place, very stupid of you to try to invade
>>693726039
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blühmelein!
>>693726039
HH
Rawlins
>>693726039
What the fuck guys, can't you see I'm arian?
Rollan
>>693726039
K bitch
>>693740275
>>693740615
>>693726039
Je suis francais.