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>>693704005
Because girls don't like me/find me creepy

Because she was a whore

>>693704005
I have two. Shit is getting expensive.

i have one

>>693704005
My wife won't let me.

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>can't go to bars/clubs because 20, wouldn't go anyway even if I could
>tinder is useless
>I don't want to waste effort with girls at school since they're all sjw's
Being a wizard is much more interesting anyway

Im 50 and married and weigh 362 pounds

>>693704894
Tinder is not useless. You just have to be attractive.

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Because she's a lesbian!

>>693704005
I do.
she just, uh..
has a penis

Because I'm a shitty, broken little primate who can't interact with other people on any non-superficial level.

>>693705017
then it's useless
anyone that's attractive doesn't need tinder if they can just walk into a place and get covered in bitches

>>693704005
Because i have Asperger. I rarely leave home.

Cuz I'm a socially awkward 4/10

Because once i married her, i call her my wife now.

>>693704005
Because my wife would kick my ass.

>>693704005
I married her

>>693704005
because girls dont get me

>>693704005
i do, i just don't like her very much

Bros befo hos niggo

Met an amazing German girl while traveling, a real 10. We had a great time together but eventually went separate ways. We live in different countries and it just wouldn't work out.

Now I just can't fall in love anymore, I feel like had the best girl possible and now no other girl can compare.

>>693705017
To be successful on Tinder you need to be at least a 7.5/10, otherwise all you get are chicks who are 6/10 and lower.

Bitches are fucking shallow man.

Cause im a faggot

>>693704801
I know that feel

But I do.

>>693707028
this

>>693706448
Go to ze Fazzerlant. Fuffill your Destinie.

>>693704005
I do. And she loves it when I eat her out. Bonus, she swallows like a champ.

>>693704005
Because I'm a fucking white boy. I have little dick.

Just got dumped. Feels bad, man.

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>>693704005
Because you don't have to have a girlfriend in order to enjoy all the "girlfriend" and relationship benefits.

Not all those who are in a relationship are happy, and not all those who are single - lonely.

A relationship can end in two ways.
You either get married, or you break up. and i'm no big fan of neither.
Girlfriends usually cause more trouble than they give benefit to a man's life, not to mention that it's almost always a big waste of money.

I have my friends, for companionship.
I have my family, who are dear to me.
I have my life , and my hobbies, that give me joy and satisfaction in my life
and above all - i am free.
i answer to no one, and i'm a master of my own fate.
in result, i'm a pretty happy person, therefore i function better, and i have pretty good social skills. getting sex isn't hard for me and if you think about it, a girlfriend will add no value to my life, only decrease from it.

Face it guys. most of the people who get married aren't really happy, and a big part of them even get divorced. why? because man, just isn't made, for monogamy , relationships and all that other bullshit society has come up with so we men will be forced to be stuck with the same woman for our entire lives.

Girlfriends tend to hang around looking for excitement.
I prefer a simple raep. They don't hang around and it's usually a pretty fun ride, if ya know whatI mean ...it's all about ME.

I do, and i want to marry her

I don't have the lasting appeal to girls and I spend a lot of time alone. Working graveyard shifts and not being an outgoing kinda person makes you this way.

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>>693704005

wife would get angry

and she gives good head so not worth the risk.

>>693709044

i genuinely hope that you are trolling or that you will grow up some day

>>693704005
Because being in a relationship is for cucks.

You don't need to have commitments to get pussy.

>>693706448

Ha! Me too. Got 2 kids with my German wife. Best time of my life living over there. Holy shit the partying. Would not trade frau for anything.

>>693706448
>a real 10
Post pics or neither one of you exist

>>693709919

Waking up to blowjobs... having beautiful aryan children. The best part of marrying a German.... the 50s housewife mentality. If you only could anon.

>>693709797
Well buddy, if you think a girlfriend, a relationshit or something like that is the key to happiness - i hope the same for you.
Either way, i don't see how any of what i said was wrong. guess i'm less emotional , more logic than some guys out there. either way , best of luck :^)

>>693704534
stop being creepy?

>>693710282
>Waking up to blowjobs
You've never gotten one, don't tell fables.

>having beautiful aryan children
>having children period

>German.... the 50s housewife mentality
Oh yeah, totally not welcoming any refugees

I dunno man

>>693710471
Some people do find happiness in that.

The problem is that most people think they'll be happy just by being in a relationship and end up with some shitty person who makes their life miserable. But when it works, it fucking works.

I'm a ugly loser

im ugly

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>>693704005
Pretty happy with my J-wife. Can't think of a single person I'd leave her for except pic related.

>>693711279
Is that Porsche girl ?

>>693704005

I do. Having a girlfriend is overrated.

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>>693710107

not that anon but here's my Fraulein


>>693710768
Having a cold bed at nights sucks bro. I know. Don't hate the world because you failed at life.

>>693711514
who?

>>693711555

That's a guy

>>693711620
Nikki catsouras or something like that , look her up

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because i broke up with the last one 5 months ago and now i don't want to bound with unworthy cheater , i won't risk it again .. single is way better

Because life is cruel

>>693711705

totally

>>693711751
Oh, the one that got squished in the Porsche. Nope, this one is half Japanese, alive and well.

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>>693704005

>>693704005
I do, and they are annoying as fuck. not worth. be single gents.

>>693711555
>Having a cold bed at nights sucks bro
Having an empty wallet sucks even worse. Women are a bottomless pit you toss money in. I'd rather sleep in comfort, by myself without anyone else in the room bothering me than be broke.

Again, you can get laid without committing to a relationship.

>>693704005
Sauce?

>>693706277
HAHAHAHAHA

there's always one amazing comedian in a thread

because I'm still hung up on my ex from 6 years ago, also never go outside let alone talk to someone outside my circle of friends.

>>693704005
Because my wife won't let me

>>693707028
Yes

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>>693704005
>Live with parents after a divorce
>Have a kid
>Graduate in 5 months
Shit will be real then.

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>>693712274
kek

>>693704005
Because I'm a fat loser who rarely leave my appartment, and watching anime/playing vidya everyday, not alot of friends either

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>>693712074
best response ever, anon.
here

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>>693704005
>6'0"
>good body, been working out only 6 months
>hard worker, starting my own company etc
>not a complete autist, have friends and know how to socialize without being awkward
>play vidya but no anime or fag shit
>average dick size, 6.7 at best
>life is looking good for me, thank god
>but
>fucking but
>.........
>my legal name is fucking "Balthezaahr"
I was born to repel pussy with this name, thanks mom

>>693704005

Because why would tie myself to one person when I can fuck different women every weekend? I had 2 serious relationships in the past and they've been nothing but headache. Been single the last 2 years and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

I'm average-looking. Good weight. But unfortunately I cant use Tinder or anything like that and I'm not confident enough to approach girls in public areas for the most part. About to go to School soon though so I'm hoping something happens there

>>693713063
Oh god fucking kek

>>693713063
How does it feel you got named after a wizard in runescape, anon?

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>>693713063
Just have it legally changed to something cooler

>>693704005
She broke up with me Wednesday.

Haven't eaten since.

>>693713063
Change your name you stupid fuck

>>693713487
She broke up with me a month ago

haven't eaten, showered, laughed, smiled since

>>693713063
Be proud of your name dude. I like unique names over generic names really

>>693713428
I kekd at the pic, but my parents both love my name and since I still live with them, it wouldn't be cool to upset them.

>>693705448
ILL DEFLOWER YOUR ASS ANON AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT LOVE TRULY IS.

>>693704005
Because I have a boyfriend

>>693713063
What this anon said
>>693713428

Here are some ideas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4iS1y64G9U

>>693713487
bruh same boat literally like damn

>>693712195
Marry smart. Wife already had a career when we were dating. I made enough money so she's been a housewife. It's cheaper than daycare. I'm only 36 this year and my house and car, only a year old, are all paid off. Half helped by her family. Her cousins and aunts are loaded. I knew her parents were "comfortable" but holy shit... Her parents are old too. Her dad maybe has five years left. When he goes we get two more houses. Money aside she's cool as shit. We smoke weed and play video games together.... life is good.

It's not only about sex either. My older daughter for example is reason enough. My genetics have passed and created something wonderful. Cute girl... tested at age 8 for the gifted program.. IQ of 146. At 10 she is going into 5th grade reading on a 10th grade level. This past year's standardized gayness put her in the top 1% of the nation. My nuts produced genius. What have yours done?

Protip: The purpose of life is to reproduce.

>>693713063
So go by your middle name

>>693713870
Tits or gtfo.

>>693714166
Damn dude, i'm jelly.

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No one knows I exist.

>>693714265
1) That rule is to combat attention whores and the like, not any woman that's on here newfriend.
2) no.

>>693714533
False.
I know you exist.

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>>693704005
Broke up with old one.

>>693704005
Confidence isn't an issue for me, it's my mental health that I need to fix

Talk about cruel. My wife has the sweetest,tightest pussy, gives great head and won't have sex with me anymore.

She's a fucking nun,
don't want nun
don't need nun
ain't gonna have nun.

And it started on the honeymoon

>>693704005
Because i am poor as a rat, and i have a little dick, and i am lost totally. yeah, i am fucked

>>693704733
faggot, i have three

I do. Sex is good as she's very submissive but hella clingy and finds games boring.

>>693704801
hit her

>>693705103
This!!

>>693715121

Dude what happened? My wife and I dont fuck quit as often as when we dated (married 11 years now) but I get head on the reg. Is she one of those you dont talk enough bitches?

Because I have boobs and an ugly face and I'm only 5'2

i dont know how to. i don't get out a lot and i like a lot of "different" stuff, not clubs and pop music.

im also not exactly the smoothest talker.

>>693714166
>The purpose of life is to reproduce.

No it isn't. You live, you die, there is no purpose.

When you die, that's it. You aren't gonna be in heaven on a cloud smiling down at them, you cease to exist. So your precious children, racial purity. and saving the polar bears from global warming don't matter when you no longer exist

>inb3 dank Dawkins memery

>>693716145

but then i see the ugliest, fattest piece of shit with girls or getting more attention then i do. how???? are women this retarded??

i dont have a gf because im a 30 yr old boy who lives with mommy

maybe when i become a man i might consider it lol

bitches eat your heart out

>>693714533
I feel you.

Because I'm asian and therefore must obviously have a 4 inch penis, they just don't know that I'm half sand nigger and therefore balance out the asian and have a larger than average penis

How is every anon either a 0 or a 10. Married or complete fuckabout no life

onanism

>>693705184
>penis
>she

>>693704005
Because after getting out of a five year long relationship I have a lot of man whoring to catch up on

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Just about sums it up.

>>693704005
I'm trying like fuck but I currently have some warts all over my ass and genitalia.

>>693704005
Wife won't let me.

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>>693704005
I do have a girlfriend, her name is Luna-chan. We've been dating for 3 months after she decided to move in with me.

Organic females are disgusting and have been ruled disposable thanks to 3rd wave feminism

>timestamp check'd

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>>693705103
I converted a chubby lesbian into a bi girl and dated her for 5 years.

We recently broke up.

>>693717623
you little pig

I had one for 4 years but after her I hate women.

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>>693716991

>>693717623
Show her pussy then cum on her

>>693704005
because girls are super stuck up cunts who believe no man is good enough for them and with the recent feminist craze going on theyre even more stuck up bitches. Plus the only chick I actually wanted to fuck is super fucking busy and has absolutely no time for anything but work, school, and taking care of her family.

she was the only attractive white girl at the mostly black school I went to, I am white, school sucked. heard the word cracker more than a soup restaurant.

I do, and I regret it at least half the time

she's moody, needy, and sometimes makes me feel like shit. but I like sex and it's nice having someone you can tell your secrets to

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>>693714166
Look at this fucking guy. Thinks life has purpose or meaning at all.

And in as little as 100 years everything you know will be dust.

How much more time do you think we have? Hahahahahaha. Enjoy this world while you can because soon it's going to be faintly radioactive plants growing over rapidly decaying debris.

Too long out of the game and too socially isolated.

Good news is it seems more and more people feel comfortable with asking what my deal is which I can only Internet as a good sign that I am not nearly as generally awkward as I used to be.

>>693714166
>getting married and reproducing
you fucked up, your advice is invalid

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>>693718153
She is a bit shy but she may give you a pussy peak

>>693706603
tbh those things you said contradict themselves.

>>693704005
Because I haven't. I'm hopelessly in love with my ex.

>>693718086
Know that feel.

Been single for three months now and have no desire for female companionship. All I wanna do is sit on my ass and get drunk.

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>>693718153
I love my Luna-chan. Anons should convert to synthetic females and get rid of the organic females that have plagued our lives

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Because nobody else should have to put up with my issues, and I don't want to deal with theirs.

>>693704005
If I knew why I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd have a girlfriend

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My possible mental disorder is unattractive and would deter any female from being with me. It's a realization I've come to accept, and I'm complacent along with being happy that I realized it sooner rather than later.

What's the best course of action for not being sad over a lack of female companionship due to the fact that you're just not an attractive guy and we live in a society where women can utilize social media to find much better looking guys instead?


Also, unattractive women are even more hostile to me than attractive women for some reason.