HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher checkpoint!
By order of der Führer, show hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Anti Nazi organization affiliate, shot on sight.
2 - Regular German citizen, released.
3 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp.
4 - Gestapo, released.
5 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
9 - Nazi soldier on leave, released.
0 - Disabled individual, arrested & sent to German asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: you break out, if 6-9: you stay in the asylum. 0 = Sane & legally released.
88 - Kommandant, released.
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, honored & released.
x4 - Eva Braun herself. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer himself. Glory to Deutschland!
>hands over papers
Gute jagd, männer!
>>693702063
JUDEN!
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Was zum fick ist going on?
>>693702732
Heil Hitler!
Sieg Heil
>>693702919
Enjoy your break!
Glory to Deutschland!
I don't know warum but I love these fadens.
nein
>>693703375
>>693703395
HALT! You two are criminals of the 3rd Reich!
Entschuldigen Sie bitte.
Que?
>>693703702
Yes was ist your problem?
Try me, faggot.
>>693703760
Re-roll 4 freizeit
heil
>>693703760
>>693703940
Can't catch me now, krautz
Sieg heil
>>693703940
You may leave the Asylum, sorry for the mix up!
Don't mind me, coming through
>>693704020
Well sheeeeit
>Rerollololol
Hi there goy- i mean guys heh
>>693704283
No wait guys i can explain
>>693704283
GAS
>>693704230
>Yusssss
Oy vey here we go
>>693701629
ree
>>693701629
Seig heil
KRANKENWAGEN!
>>693704283
Have fun in Gasland
>>693701629
Ich bin nur ein guter deutscher Bürger auf der Durchreise in die Reichshauptstadt Germania. Heil Hitler!
>>693704466
idk what Schutzstaffel means, but i got released. this is good.
>>693704283
JUDEN!
Hi.
>>693704381
>>693704283
Damn twice exposed
>>693704499
Re-roll
He heil
>>693701629
sup niggas
>>693701629
rollin
>>693701629
Hi Hitler
>>693704460
rolling for zhe freiheit in Germania
Don't mind me.
>>693704655
>>693704699
Two spies hon hon hon
>>693701629
>2016
>Death camp
rerol
>>693704699
reroll fuckers
>>693704775
Well to the asylum you go.
>>693701629
Sieg heil!
>>693704639
Have fun in prison, Amerikana!
>>693701629
Gutten tag
>>693704809
Maybe we should call it summer camp?
>>693704856
if they dont come quick im just gonna kill myself
sayonara
>>693701629
Roll
Buenos dias mein führer.
>>693701629
Rolling for my fatherland
Mein Fuhrer
>>693701629
Roll
Hallo.
No problems here!
>>693704993
Oh, the irony. My great grandfather was SS
Rolling
>>693705155
Your papers are inconsistent with your uniform and serial number, we'd like to ask you a few questions.
Ich bin keine Jude, Blödkopf. Bist du?
Rolllll
>>693705198
Your great grandfather may have been SS, but you seem like a homosexual
Wachen, verhaften!
>>693705007
Bond is captured
Hier bitte, meine Papiere
>>693705387
Welche Papiere? Mitkommen zum Verhör!
>>693705296
Must have been a misunderstanding, I'm no criminal.
>>693705387
Verzeihung, ich kann mir nicht erklären wie ich sie verloren habe
>>693702063
>Nice try Jew
>>693705397
Fufufu, sorry about those lost papers Nazi-san
Shaloam
Just passing through
>>693705490
Lucky bastard, 101st parajumped and saved your ass.
>>693701629
rawl
rolling for victory
>>693705360
According to my rolls, I'm a Jewish Homosexual. Too bad I wasn't at Pulse a few weeks ago.
>>693701629
rawlxxx
>>693702919
Lot happened while you were on vacation Steve. We gotta have a meeting.
>>693701629
allahuakbnr
>>693701629
Don't worry just passing through. Heil Hitler!
>>693705537
Really, I'm such a klutz. Sorry for all the trouble.
>>693701629
KEK
ich bin ein berlineeeeeeeeer
>>693705712
>Regular German citizen, released
Regular German citizen, released
Rawlin
>>693701629
You didn't hear? You guys lost. Your "Führer" ran to south America with his tail between his legs while his regime burned. You can go home. Shoo.
>>693705688
>Mfw
Your shoes are untied.
> no Jew here...
>>693705803
well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Deutschland Erwache
Heil dem Führer des deutschen Reichs!
>>693705770
Tfw the Nazis thinks you're a retard
Ich bin ein katze
>>693705897
Erm, you dropped your pockets?
>>693705843
>Führer ran to south America
US-American education, everyone.
>>693706053
shet
>>693701629
Heil Hitler!
i'll be going now
>>693705952
Nice try dirty Jew
4 get
SEIGHEIL DAS FUHRER
>>693705453
>>693705494
Lassen Sie mich nächstes Mal einfach durch, jetzt verpasse ich wahrscheinlich noch den Zug nach Berlin!
>>693705990
You were all wrong about me /b/
I am not a retard after all
>>693705755
Fuck...reroll!
Guten tag, motherfuckers
>>693706211
oh fuck
Here you are sir, no problems I presume?
>>693706203
Just a regular german citizen
But your nose seems a little too big, David Israel Shekelberg!
Here we go
no queers or kikes here.
>>693706437
Re-Rollin
Cooliroll
Sieg Heil!
:^)
>>693706243
Ihr Zug macht einen Umweg über Auschwitz, Sie dreckiger Judenabschaum!
Heil!
>>693701629
Yeah, yeah, Heil Hitler or whatever
Here are my papers
>>693701629
seig heil
heil og sæl kamerat!
Nigger
You suspect Judaismis my faith? Jew must be mistaken!
>>693701629
Heil, mein friend.
Khé?
>>693701629
Looks like I'm going down
Sieg Heil mein fuhrer!
Roll
You see no Jew here.
>>693706737
reroll kamerat!
>>693706724
Schönen Tag, Heil Hitler!
>>693706441
You wanna know why Jews noses are so big?
Well, you see, air is free.
glory to the fatherland
I roll for motherland!
>>693706601
More like
>siege you in hell anti nazi.
Wtf is a gestapo?
Roll
>>693706493
YOU SMELL LIKE A JEW, AND LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!
Heil Hitler?
>>693706867
Here are my papers.
>>693706937
REROLL FOR MOTHERLAND!
>>693707017
REREROLL FOR MOTHERLAND
Heil Hitler!! HEIL my führer!
>>693701629
let's try my luck
Mein fuhrer.. Steiner..
>>693707010
x3 is the charm.
>>693704541
ss you autist
>>693707127
reroll
>inb4 filthy juden
>>693707111
SIEG HEIL!
>>693707110
Fuck
Hallo!
Was ist los mein kammaeraden!
>>693707111
Sieg Heil!
>salutes the high ranking man
>>693707207
oh not again fucks sake
>>693707110
Nice try. Enjoy the asylum, ya tard
>>693707217
Rerolling for HEIL HITLER
My papers are clean. By the furher I swear it!
>>693701629
>loyal nazi supporter
kek
Nicht schiessen Kamerad
>>693701629
hey
>>693707244
>44
Wunderbar. Dank fur deine zeit!
Mein doppels fur der Fuhrer.
Ya ya
>>693701629
>>693707379
Nicht nötig, weitergehen Kamerad.
i-i-i'm not an anti-nazi. i-i-i-i swear it.
>>69370162
Rolling through Germany
1. Go.
auf der Durchreise , nichts dagegen mich nicht.
Ich bin Nazi
>>693707551
The list here states that you are a soldier for the bolshevik resistance, Feuer eröffnen!
Sieg Heil
>>693707551
Nice try. *pew pew*
>>693707551
LIAR! You are apart of the CMD.exe
>ConservativeMindsofDeutschland.exe
jawohl
>>693701629
Has anyone pointed out that this is a fake German roadblock in England? WWI helmets; Lee-Enfield rifle, and Vickers HMG (also UK licence plate).
Prolly a Home Guard exercise.
Don't tell him, Pike.
>>693701629
Its the current year
rollllllling
>>693707855
nothing to worry about
reroll
>>693707927
1488
Im telling you
I am der furer
Das Roll
>>693701629
Roll
ACHTUNG, DER FIEND
>>693707944
>>693707944
Heil Hitler, SS-Sturmbannführer!
>>693708004
You're a master of disguise, Gestapo - but you are definitely not der Fuhrer.
rolling for der furer
rollll
>>693701629
I swear I'm innocent! Here are my papers.
>>693701629
Hier meine Papiere.
>>693701629
rollo
>>693701629
88 Confirmed
>>693701629
I'm just passing by, mein Commandant.
k i got anti nazi twice in a row. surely this time ...
>>693707601
>wearing nuclear suicide vest
>explode Germany
>hitler survives and becomes mutated zombie hitler with a nazi personal zom/b/ie army
Heil, ja?
Roll for 9
OP is a faggot
>>693708270
one more time
>>693708333
HEIL JA!
>>693708333
Reroll, let me out pls
mien paper good sir hail Hittler
>>693708357
Papers? Fuck that.
>>693708363
And you are a JUDEN!
>>693708333
SIEG HEIL!
>salutes Hitler's close man
>>693708471
Danke based Hitler, heil!
>>693701629
Sieg Heil!
>>693708471
Trips = Hitler's right hand man
>>693708283
Oh fuck not zombie hitler
>>693708477
shit the god dam nazi are smarter then i thought
>>693708579
>>693708471
>>693708333
Oh shit nvm thought I was a spy kek
Rank upon Rank. Sieg heil
>>693701629
roll
>>693701629
Bitte schön. Ich hoffe, Sie werden alles in Ordnung finden.
>>693708718
You gotta be fucking kidding me
>>693701629
rolleing for the gold.. jew gold
>>693705688
>88
you fucking rolled well then
Sieg Heil!
>>693709010
Reroll cuz retard
Herm .... gutentag?
Sieg Heil.
reroll
>>693709248
im a fuckin fag now. dont arrest me please just fucking burn me
CCCP > NAZI
>>693709082
DER ASYLUM IS MISSING A RETARD!
>>693701629
gg
RerOLL
I hope that I didn't take wrong papers :|
schnautzel
>>693709428
>anime pic
>faggot
Have fun in prison.
Rollen.
Ich liebe dich!
>>693709502
REGULAR NAZI CITIZEN?! I was on every meeting!
Soldier Roll
>>693701629
Problem, Oberst?
Das roll
>>693701629
Hmm
>>693701629
hehehe the jews R bad am i right, fellow Aryans?
fucking nazi scum
>>693701629
Check your german before posting things like that you massive faggot
not a checkpoint..... Kontrollpunkt!
verdammten Verräter
I got 5 fuck me
Evening gents
>>693701629
rololol
rollllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>693701629
Rolling for hitler
Le Heil
>>693701629
>>693701629
Roll
replyy
>>693709935
Have fun in jail.
Hitler did nothing wrong
fug :D