old age

>>693676320
Old age.

Years of smoking and drinking

>>693676320

aids, when you are old

>>693676320
old age

>>693676320
fucking too many women

Eat shit and die.

>>693676460
>>693676576
>>693676724

reroll

>>693676683
>>693676628
>>693676576
>>693676460
Can't take that long

Red meat

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jump into the octagon at ufc 200 and kick brock lesner in the ballsack

Suicide

jump off roof

You dont

>>693676320
Massive anal hemorrhage caused by the biggest dildo in your collection.

>>693676320
drowning

>>693676320
Work hard, build a good life, then die of old age.

bullet in the leg bleed out

>>693676882
Reroll

abc
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization

>>693676856
Re-roll

Smoking

>>693676320
suicide by police

>>693676460
rollololol for this

cutting a cucumber

>>693676962
Rolling even more

>>693676320
shattered rectum.

>>693677016
re

Join the room

plug.dj/reee

By waiting

>>693677016
This and say you fucking hate niggers to get this race war started.

get pulled over by cop, reach for pockets when he says dont move

>>693676988
Well than op are you black or are you gonna be a trans nigger thing

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>>693676889
Reroll

old age

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>>693676320
nitrogen tank and an exit mask

>>693676927
meh sounds boring

Starve yourself to death

>>693676320
death by snu snu

cigarretes and alcohol anon...cigarretes and alcohol

>>693677221
Just fuck my shit up

>>693677222
Trips beats dubs

pour bleach in asshole until death

>>693677222
Winrar

Take up smoking and die of lung cancer in 30 years.

>>693677222
This, enjoy your life, welcome to hell.

>>693677222
dub trips mega winrar

>>693676320
Get Stopped by cops have a real loud recording yelling he is got a gun that would do the trick.
Hadn`t thought of having a voice screaming like that as RingTone.
While been on a bar or trolley wonder what would happen when I need to reach when someone calls me.

>>693677222
OP here. Old age doesn't count
I want to die and i want to die now

>>693677284
Roll

>>693677222
trips u suk

Inverted farting.

drive ur car through area 51

>>693677448
Care to tell why you want to die so bad ?

an here with hellium

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>>693676320
here.. instructions. do it faggot

Suicide by nigger. Help kickstart the race war.

>>693676320
Autoerotic asphyxiation

reroll for nitrogen tank

>>693676320
Play league of legends nonstop.

>>693677448
You don't get to choose, faggot. Trips have spoken.

>>693677560
Because i can't take the pain anymore

>>693677600
winrrrer

>>693676837
>>693676320
Ask to eat a female police officers pee and poop. And if it's a no, then say u have a gun. Guaranteed ull be dead in 5 seconds nowadays.

>>693677600
winrar

>>693677600
youre welcome i gave you a painless way out. now do me a favor and fucking livestream it

Cutting yourself and livestreaming it on Tinychat

>>693677555
Winrar

Dress as cop walk around Dallas. Dubs get

>>693677720
quint roll

>>693677284
just gona keep rolling

>>693677555
just below satan trips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdkG-9hA5U

>>693677600
>inb4 OP's a giant pussy

hanging yourself in a public park

>>693677777

>>693677600
Congratulations.
-OP

Trips override dubs. Get your ass to Area 51.

Bash your head into a brick until you die.

>>693676320
Hang yourself, while drowning

>>693676320
I give you your life back. From this day forward become the person you wish you had been if you hadn't been such a fuck up. Get your ass in the gym, stop eating junk, get your ass back in school. Then write out 5 goals for your self and keep the lidt in your wallet. Look at the list every day and do at least one thing a day to move towards these goals.

tie a rock to your leg and jump into the nearest body of water

>>693678061
I'm not fat

>shit into a jar
>piss into said jar atop your shit
>put balloon around neck of said jar
>let it ferment for about a month
>after a month balloon should be semi full
>grasp the neck of the balloon sealing in all gas
>put said balloon in your mouth and take a few deep breaths back and forth into and out of the balloon

that should do the trick anon

>>693677909
youre welcome op. its how im going to go out as soon as i figure out how im going to transport the tank.

Phone up isis and tell them to fuck allah in his hairy asshole

>>693677649
Then I suggest you take alcohol mixed with painkillers, I won't judge you.

>>693676320
Fart into a plastic bag and huff the fart fumes furiously until you suffocate on your own fart.

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>>693676320
old age

>>693676320
Hang yourself and post a pic plz

>>693678184
>>693678372
pretty much the same thing

>>693677448
Sell all your shit, buy a ticket to a foreign country (as far away as you can while leaving a small money buffer), and leave.

You have nothing to lose. Either you end up killing yourself there (might as well go somewhere else to do it), or your life will change for the better.

>>693676320
Old age waiting for quints

by staying alive

>>693678433
another winrar

>>693678453
Rolling for this.

>>693678453
Why would I need to go to another country when i have no one who knows or cares about me where i already am? Change in scenery i guess?

Become a bodybuilder. Get so freakishly huge and take tons of steroids until you heart gives out.

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stand outside of a convience store. also you need to be a convicted pedophile, then have a gun and threaten people when the police come then resist and get tazed keep resisting

>>693678453
>Sell everything
>Buy plane ticket to foreign country
>Everyone laughs at my stupid American voice
>Awkward autistic fuck so end up sitting in hotel room hating myself even more

>>693678704
If you don't like your life, throw it away and make yourself a new one.

Easiest way to do that is to go somewhere far away, where everything is different. One of my buddies did this and it worked for him.

I suggest the US Virgin Islands.

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>>693678184
holy shit

that absolutely disgusted me.. kudos

>>693678993
I'm going to the afterlife

>>693678901
If you're going to kill yourself, why give a fuck what anyone else thinks of you?

Like I've said, you have literally nothing to lose. If you're still set on killing yourself, it doesn't matter where you are.

>>693676853
Oh brian

>>693679239
That wasn't me

>>693678831
alton sterling method

>>693679239
Because people cant just become super confident give-zero-fucks cool dudes whenever they want. If OP could do that he wouldnt want to die.

>>693679354
So then why not?

>>693677777

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Whatever you choose dont forget your /b/uddies deserve a pic dont be a toaster steve

>>693679460
On the contrary, when I was suicidal I was very give-zero-fucks. I broke tons of other people's shit until they put me in a mental ward.

The worst that can happen is you'll hang yourself with a view of the beach.

Fire in your ass

>>693676320
Join the YPG and die killing ISIS rats.

>>693676320
dont kill yourself.

take a knife go in the midle of a wallmart or somehere with a lot of people and scream THe dark lord has returned and slice your neck

Join ISIS then kill 100 ISIS members and get killed yourslelf