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Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything
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>>693665319
If thats you OP you look hella cute.
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>>693665319
Why didn't your father beat you more as a child?
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>>693665499
It's me
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>>693665319
You can't be a genetic defective because homosexuality is a mental disorder, so I guess you have that going for you.
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>>693665319
you have no ass in the pants
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>>693665565
Kek
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>>693665565
Should he have beaten me more?
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>>693665319
what kinda shorts do you prefer?
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>>693665319
How does it feel to be a faggot?
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>>693665499
And you're hella gay. Kys
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Hey op, why the girl shorts?
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>>693666907
They're very short and fit me well
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>>693667025
No shit they are short
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>>693667025
Well, alright. You've convinced me, nice girlshorts op
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>>693665319
Let me guess. You had a pretty sister who got more attention from daddy? You stupid faggot whats wrong with you
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>>693667271
I had (still have) a brother but he left the family house quite early, so he didn't get more attention
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Do your balls ever fall out?
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>>693667448
OK then what do you think about when you jerk off.
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>>693667563
No, the shorts are not that loose (but stretchy) and my balls are not big
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the white oakleys make you look like an even bigger d bag. just take some tight levi pants and cut them as short as you want them god damnit. dont be a fucking faggot. i dont want to accidently rape you cause you look like a chick in a dark alley
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>>693667633
Skinny girls (partly because I envy them) and dudes having sex
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>>693667842
well there's no denying you have nice legs. You could use it to your advantage to fuck so many girls if you weren't such a faggot. Not even sure if this is you the pic is all over the internet how about a timestamp?
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>>693665319
How many butt plugs do you own?
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>>693668084
Since when are girls attracted to dudes who have skinnier and often smoother legs than they?
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>>693668256
Well stop running around and lift some weights retard, girls like tall guys are you dumb?
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>>693665319
How's the ballroom in those shorts? Wait, nevermind. You don't need any.
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>>693665319

what happened to your ass to make it so flat?

does it hurt when you sit down on hard chairs?
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>>693668352
Yeah but that's not my intention to become any bigger
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>>693668526
My ass is not as flat as it looks but true, I don't have big bubble butts
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>>693668607
you intention are to eat 500 calories a day and run around and hope buff dudes look at your legs you fucking homo. Just kill yourself
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>>693668753
I don't count calories but I guess it's more than that. I eat 1-2 burgers a week and I'm not that much of a carrot eater on the other days as well
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>>693669305
You would love prison
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put on some panties then post photos
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>>693669605
I guess I'd seek to be some alpha's girlfriend
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>>693665319
What does cum taste like?
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>>693669922
From sweetish to very bitter
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this is what this faggot really looks like. he changes the perspective of his photos to appear thinner than what he is. what a joke, your photoshop skills suck, brah.
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>>693669922
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>>693670036
Nice try. The ball on the right is a little oval and my shoes are bit long but still, nice.
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It's OK everyone! He's not a fag. He's European.
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>>693665319
Ask a shorts who wears short girls anything
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>>693670263
phew i was worried for a second there
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>>693670036
Time stamp faggot show the one you wear right now. Might cum for ya if real.
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>>693665319
What's your diet consist of?
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>>693671315
Happy now?
Sry for the shitty quality, I don't want to stand up now.
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>>693670810
So was i
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>>693671912
Probably good genes and I don't eat much (eg I cant eat a burger with double meat or with fries)
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>>693672276
Btw here's a photo of those shoes
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>>693672782
If its not enough that youre gay, you have to be a faggot as well?
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>>693672276
Alright, now show some booty in those shorts, would be even happier.
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>>693673012
This is how I'm complete. I'm actually wearing pink socks too that match my shoes, tries to make a photo of them but due to the perspective my legs look insanely thick, I'm definitely not gonna post that.
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>>693673456
The matching socks
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>>693674304
Why are you such an attention whore?
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>>693674755
Just provided some backup to the timestamp
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>>693674304
Booty shot faggot, where are the booty shots.
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>>693665319
Why are you making these threads almost every day?
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>>693674871
You make this thread like 4 times a week you clearly want ppl to tell you how nice your legs are
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>>693675318
They tell me I'm a faggot much more
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>>693675489
Whatever, fat legs.
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i just.....
i can't.
the fucking plagarism here.
you people are chill
literally shaking right now so cold.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
Really tight around my balls
Runners rash
No draft protection
Weird looks
Unwanted attention
Thighs chafing
Vestiphobia
fat shaming
off season flourescent colors
the list goes on and on.......
the S word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or am i not wearing these pieces of SHIT right??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet... You have a well adapted plumbing network.
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>>693676556
Hehe you probably know this is what I do not want to hear, luckily I know they're lean, I'm often reminded about that irl
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>>693665319
Where did your ass go?
Also, what do you think your punishment will be in hell?
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>>693676933
For what?
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>>693676674
>>693676674
You alright, mate?
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>>693665319
Why do you make this thread every day?
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>>693677044
For being a faggot, instead of an hero.
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>>693677691
I don't know, what kinds of punishments are there nowadays?
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