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What would you do to my girlfriend?
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What would you do to my girlfriend?
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How old is she?
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show her how to properly load a fucking gun
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>>693652591
I'd get on my knees, pull those yoga pants down, and eat her pussy from behind with my nose press right into that sweet little asshole
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>>693652591
Take her to the grassy knoll, if ya know what I mean
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Teach her trigger dicipline
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>>693652591
stick the rifle fully loaded into her pussy, while i fuck her ass.
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Spank her over my knee for poor trigger discipline...then fuck her bright red ass for making my hand sore.
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First I'd take away the pistol
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Get rid of the gun.

Guns don't kill people. Stupid bitches with guns do.
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>>693652591
probably fuck her. God these threads are so lame.
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>>693653108
This
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>>693652591
mmmm first i would get rid of the second ammendment, then when sh is un armed, i would force myself on her sexually
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>>693652900
kek
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>>693653108
#truth
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>>693652591
Load her gun.
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>>693652591
Ass fuck her with no lube and go balls deep while strangling her.
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>>693652591
>that trigger discipline
>those calves
>those forearms
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>>693653429
Not sure why you'd want to fuck with no lube.
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teach her about the trigger finger
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>>693652591
Not sure why it's considered okay for girl to wear pants that tight in public.
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Invite her to a big bukkake party at my house with 7 Bulgarian midgets in blonde wigs. I'm just watching.
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>>693653108
/thread
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>>693652591
I'd give her a clip, so she can do some damage
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its fake, do a reverse image search.
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>>693652591
why don't you post a picture of her? rather than that picture that's been posted thousands of times by thousands of people.
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Teach her a valuable lesson on gun control.
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Make sure she knows not to point that assault weapon at an afro-carrabean
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I would inform her that guns require ammunition and that her finger shouldn't be on the trigger unless she's ready to shoot.
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>>693653543
It's more of a challenge.
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>>693653784
>its fake, do a reverse image search.
Really? Fuck me, that's a first on /B/. Thanks for warning me.
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>>693652591
Help her make it through the police academy then shoot her on graduation day.
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>>693652591
Teach her trigger discipline
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>>693653429
Strangling is actually my fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qws2oGD1QHw
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>>693652591
Teach her how to put a fucking magazine in the gun to shoot it.
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>>693653108
Get her fuckin booger picker off the bang switch.
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>>693652591
It's not your gf, but I would explore her anus with my penis. She has that look in her eyes
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>>693652591
hand her a clip. looks like shes out of bullets
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>>693653108

This
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>>693652591
I'd teach her proper trigger discipline.
I'd teach her a proper shooting stance.
I'd teacher her to use earplugs instead of those Beats by Dre looking things.
I'd teach her to dress appropriately for shooting in a range.
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>>693653236
Pistol?
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>>693654443
Clip....faggot
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>>693654602
Watch out for that hoo....oh, fuck, too late
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I'd look her up on google and find pages upon pages of the same picture
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Shove the barrel up her pussy and fuck her with it
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>>693652591
I'll teach her to keep her fucking finger off the trigger.
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>>693652591
Take her to a Justin Bieber concert where we may hold hands.
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You don't need ear plebs or headphones/mufflers for shooting automatic weapons or lower you niggers
Baby eared fgts
Also why does everyone leave their finger on the fucking trigger, poor discipline, ffs
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>>693654320
>magazine
No, a clip dipshit.
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>>693655230
>You don't need ear plebs or headphones/mufflers for shooting automatic weapons or lower you niggers
Oh boy, look who plays a lot of FPS games.
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>>693652591
pee in her butt
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>>693654602
>you dont know me
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>>693652591
This picture has been around for a long time. Calling BS
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>>693655734
WHAT?! People come to 4chan and lie about having a cousin/gf/sister/family member and claim they know them?

Holy shit. Thank you detective.
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>>693652591
Since she dresses like that I'm sure there's nothing left to do to her that hasn't already been done thousands of times by hundreds of different guys.
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>>693652591
Teach that bitch to load an ar15
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>>693656173
Says the lonely virgin. Attractive women dress like that all the time. Go outside.
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Let her shoot my gun.
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>>693652591
I would cover her while she reloads
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>>693656424
(You)
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unload my gun on her
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>>693652591
i would definitely not teach her to shoot.
ever keep in mind what can happen when you dump her
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>>693652591
take her rights away because the founding fathers never intended it to be this way
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>>693652591
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
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>>693656824
Attractive women fuck a lot of guys
Attractive men fuck a lot of women

This is life. Go back to spanking the monkey little boy.
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>>693653108
The guns not loaded she's just trying to look cool shut the fuck up and go play airsoft
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>>693652591
take her to a shooting range and take a picture of her smiling while holding a rifle
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>>693655230
You have never shot a gun before have you?
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>>693652591
Teacher her that she shouldn't have her goddamn finger on the trigger if she isn't ready to fire and that the gun isn't even loaded.
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>>693657133
No shit, dumbass. And guys like myself who have fucked countless women can easily identify insecure sluts with issues, kiddo.
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>>693652591
Why is there no magazine?
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>>693657139
All guns are always loaded.
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>>693657939
clip*
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>>693652591
Rape
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>>693653108
it's pointed downrange you underage fuck
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lmao theres not even a clip in that gun
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https://www.reddit.com/r/xxxpornhdxxx/comments/4rvjk9/photos_webm_gifs_hd_porn_collection/
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>>693652976
>>693653108
/k/
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>>693652591
I'd break her finger if she puts it near the trigger again when she's NOT ready to shoot.

Then I'd lick her butthole.
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>>693652591
tell her she needs fucking ammo to shoot
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>>693652591
slap her face for being white and racist
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>>693656941
underrated post
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>>693658896

This. Always assume you missed one in the chamber, otherwise you're dumb and you killed someone.
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>>693652591
Teach her about trigger discipline.
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>>693659295
Lol. Women ...
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>>693659503
maybe she is ready to shoot
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>>693652591
Challenge her to shoot off.
I'd probably win cause she doesn't have any ammo.
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kiss her on the tummy :3
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>>693659780
She's not even looking in the direction the gun is pointed.
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>>693655401
WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IF YOU PEED INSIDE A GIRLS ANUS??
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Id ask how much fun having to put another bullet in the chamber after each shot is.
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>>693652591

I'd rape her butt hole
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>>693652591
Punch her in the face. She looks retarded as fuck.
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>>693657603
>Teacher her
Wat
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>>693652591
Take her to my special place and shoot her behind the ear and put her in the well with the others.
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>>693659295
>Clip

KYS
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>>693659972
your girl would get a huge bonerboner
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>>693659928
so? maybe she wants to shoot w/ out looking
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>>693660171
kek
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>>693659777
what the h*ck has gender got to do w/ it?
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>>693652591
pee in butt
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>>693652591
reverse google image search/10
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>>693652591
No one here would do anything because most likely not going to meet her....
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>>693652591
put 200 rounds through your barrel at a sustained rate of fire then stick it in her ass.
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>>693652591

instruct her on proper handling of a firearm
>finger on trigger
>not looking down range
>no clip

fucking bush league
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>>693659295
Its called a mazagine faggot
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>>693652591
Convert to GBP for less :-(
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