again
why is it so hard to find a fem fur boy to love
>>693636957
Oh, they're out there
>>693636957
Because they don't exist?
>>693636957
sadly distance is the issue in my case, not just fur faggotinnis either. I meet LOTS of great people here but its always too far away and both of us almost neets so no chance of LDR
Who wanted those girly horse bois?
>>693637111
Arrroooo!
>>693637179
pls
Urgh, 'sup guys
>>693637207
>>693637021
aint found one in years.
>>693637280
STUPID NAMESYNC
Every single time
>>693637281
noice! Thanks. Kek at the cock sleeve
Might get a zebra or 2
>>693637179
mewoooooooooo
>>693637280
yoo
>>693637371
>>693637421
Yaa
>>693637467
soup nignog
>>693637447
hot. Continue pls
>>693637280
Mornin/evenin respectively.
Hello regardless.
>>693637529
I don't like soup but thanks for the offer
Unless you have carrot soup
>>693637168
Distance for the good ones, the ones close by are faggots (derogatory)
Ive had no luck with boys in ontario canada :c
My mr. Perfect decided we wouldnt work out cuz i didnt like rock climbing and he wasnt willing to try.
I guess im not cute enuf
>>693637547
>>693637548
Afternoon, and hello
>>693637628
>the ones close by are faggots (derogatory)
ohhhhh I'm telling! I'm telling the gay police. You in trouble now. You gon' get it!
Oh hey I remember you, from the gay/trap thread. Yeah I've had no luck here in da UK either
>>693637606
why dont you like soup?
>>693637678
You always have to make things difficult...
>>693637637
I love the dick colour the way it gets lighter up the shaft
>>693637787
Bad experiences I guess
But carrot soup, I have fond memories of
>>693637817
How so?
>>693637863
>>693637751
:3
Its nice to be remembered.
Im the little.
I was talking to an older guy for literally 2 hours.
First thing i said was: I'm not interested in sacrificing my time for people who dont care about me anymore. He said he understands. Then tells me i have to meet him in the daytime only. Cuz he babysits his nephew or some shit.
I sleep in daytime cuz overnight job. Like goddamn. Older gay people are illiterate asspies
>>693637933
Afternoon wasn't an option!
>>693637954
damn. The darker taint, ass and genitals is hot as fuck too
>>693637168
thats what i always run into. or they are already in a LDR
>>693638051
What can I say, I'm such a rebel
>>693637933
poor bb :C
>>693638032
Fuck you, no we're not!
>>693638059
>>693637628
i'm sorry to hear that.
>>693637751
uk boys are so cute, they just are not here in america and i cant give up my guns and burgers to go over there
>>693638032
how old? I want a guy my age or younger, I like older but like 6 years old, max.
>>693638195
fuck
>>693638195
Just hand me some carrot soup, or leek works too
whats going on in this thread
you all are awfully fruity
>>693638349
christ I have a lot of porn.
>>693638195
Shit wrong guy, sorry >>693638191
>>693638451
its appreciated
>>693638195
K if i say im interested in ages 24-30 and you're 44. Are you gonna ignore me and move on?
Or
Ignore all my warnings and message me with something like
>hey cutie wanna fuck?
>mfw
>>693638296
Im 22, my max is 30
>>693638086
I dont have a pic of anthros hugging but iktf bro get over here
>>693638288
Nah American boys are cuter they're my favourite. I wanna move there too but then lie I dont wanna seem like some border jumper and cant find a nice guy who is looking
>>693638450
If you're talking about the carrot soup, carrot isn't a fruit silly
>>693638443
I like soup.
>>693638476
>>693638503
No, that's not older guys, those are scumbags.
>>693638598
Hugging?
>>693638542
24 and same
>>693638503
Ignore all my warnings and message me with something like
Yep I know all about that
>target 19-30
>all message are from guys who are at least 48
>>693638598
aww i like you
>>693638651
Hope you won't complain about carrot soup
>>693638651
>scumbags
But i searched #virgin not #scumbag
Actually a 40 year old asian man with no face pic offered me an all expenses paid date but am a virgin and dont wanna give my vcard on casual sex
>>693638718
yeah like wojack hugging to show I feel your feels bro
>>693638810
thanks I like you too, I think
>>693638748
No respect for us bottoms :c
We're not women ffs
>>693638651
noice. I also like soup. Chicken and chorizo is a tasty soup
>>693639001
Or maybe you wanted more this style
>>693638748
So you're saying there's a chance...
>>693638824
Carrot soup is tasty
>>693638883
ugh... Sorry bud.
>>693638883
> that pic
>>693639068
Albondigas is best soup.
>>693639022
switch life best life but yeah I get you
y'all are definitely cute though
hi chicken
>>693639103
Indeed it is, but I think I like leek soup better now that I think about it
Why are we talking about soup again? I forgot
>>693639022
I love bottoms. You guys are the best.
Chet is a silly man
>>693639098
yeah looks good from here!
>>693639103
a chance of?
>>693639166
>meatball
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>693639001
maybe you are looking for someone to chat with?
>>693637092
fuck hes cute.
Nobody is paying attenton to me and it's hurting my feelings
>>693639354
maybe I am. Maybe you are too?
>>693639281
Hiya!
>>693639344
Alluding to the fact I'm not a scumbag. I was making a (bad) joke
>>693639415
yes
>>693639329
You can't just go around bullying people like that.
>>693639488
I did though, but I get it, I'm not important enough :c
>>693639488
Laser like focus on Luna
>>693639488
Hi anon ^~^
>>693639307
Show some respect sir, im not just a hole
#NotJustAHole
>>693639530
>Alluding to the fact I'm not a scumbag. I was making a (bad) joke
Idk what you're talking about mate it went waaaay over my head
>>693639504
i am i am
>>693639488
OK then. Thoughts on this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36730174
wow that actyally worked
that never works
>>693639572
omg your lame quip about carrots hardlycoutns, tick boy
>>693639607
yes pls
>>693639627
personally offended
>>693639649
reading I'll get back to you
>>693639530
how're you today?
>>693639488
maybe you should try harder
>>693639640
Exactly what i mean by 40+ scumbags.
Looking for friends for video games
>>693639764
Sure sure
>>693639649
i sent you catboys
i didnt get no thank you or nothin
>>693639640
oooooooooooooh! Well then it comes down to that age old question:
Email?
Some people are like "No email ya fuckin goth get with the times" but I'd rather use that cause I think its more personal. IMO anyway
>>693639796
i am not 40 only 30
>>693639627
You're the funnest gay people to hang out with. For realsies
>>693639635
I'm not a scumbag
>>693639781
I'm alright. Yourself?
>>693639554
you are still silly regardless u goober
>>693639649
>muh equality
>>693639937
I meant the picture
>>693640043
some people like a big bear when he has a big cock
>>693639649
Sounds about accurate. Our PM is great, he's a total goof and/or nerd just like literally 100% of Canadians. The mosquitos aren't that bad as long as you're not a little bitch.
>>693639781
Clearly I don't have to :D
>>693639862
wanna fight about it
>>693639982
I didn't think you were I think you're a nice anon
>>693639982
fine, just found out my schedule changed without anyone telling me, so I'm a little late for work
later everyone
>>693639649
MOOSE ATTACKS
>>693640085
not that big though. It'll go in his butt and out his mouth before they hit the base
>>693640125
No carrot soup for you
>>693639897
I forgot because I've just been laying in bed all day drifting in and out of sleep.
>>693639998
y tho
I'm more concerned by the fact nobody mentioned I'd get eaten alive by insects in Canada.
>>693640125
Some of us have allergies to insect bites you know.
>>693640299
that sounds nice
>>693640304
that's fine I don't liek soup anyway
>>693640330
suck less dick adn wear bug spray easy solution
canada's worth it
>>693640148
I meant that I wasn't a scumbag of an older gay man. It WAS a bad joke, wasn't it?
>>693640164
bye
>>693640342
thanks pal I'll drop you a line now
>>693640435
Carrot soup is godly though
Buut, more soup for me!
>>693640330
your moving to canada? And just stay away from sitting water if you are worried about mosquitoes. You really have never ventured into the outdoors have you?
bc i say so k
>>693640441
it was lost on me. Heres a good joke though
I met an out of work contortionist struggling to make ends meet
where in canada do you kids live anyway
Well, I gotta go take care of some things. We'll see you boys around
>>693640591
Ba dum tsss
>>693640591
You wanna see a joke? Well, here I am
>>693640697
;)
Ah well see you around anon thanks for contributing. Have a good day
>>693640768
HEY! Dont say that! Thats a no no anon.
Oh, sweet, gay things~ Imma hang out in this thread for awhile. :3
<-----Me, later today, pretty much~
>>693640924
Lol don't take it too seriously :p
>>693640186
There's no such thing as moose, dumbass. They're like manticores or platypus. Just mythological creatures made from an assortment of other animal features.
>>693640435
1. I don't suck dick.
2. I don't want to stink of insect repellent or feel all gross and sticky because of it.
3. Insect repellent has never even worked for me in the past.
>>693640577
I know about where mosquitoes breed, they came up in literally every module on epidemiology or infectious disease.
Of course I have been outdoors a lot but it's not like I am going to come across mosquitoes that bite humans in the UK very often.
>>693641144
just making sure you know you're appreciated anon
Horses.
>>693641304
MOOSE ATTACKS
O
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A
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>>693641324
Thanks, I really appreciate that ^^ You too anon
>>693641304
ok try sucking more dick, then
the mosquitos will be scared of catching your gay and/or aids and won't touch you
>>693641511
would pet you like a cat if you were nearby
>>693641424
They're a conspiracy. All the footage of them is just actors and practical effects.
>>693640125
>our PM is great
>complains about people not identifying as feminists while the country LITERALLY burns down around him
Sucking cocks, erryday
>>693641586
Would let you
>>693641810
I dont have any other cute pics so have this instead:
yes pls :3
>>693641649
IT'S FINE
WE'RE FINE
>>693641304
lmao "outdoors" in the UK, isnt that just walking through farm land?
You will have a rude awakening when and if you do walk outdoors in NA with the wild life.
Always wear long socks in your boots, learn to boot tuck, black bears are docile, and never wade through swamp water bare foot.
so wait, you are moving then?
>>693641649
>>693641649
>>693641649
this ten fold
>>693642016
Dont forget bigfoot
>>693641904
>"Hey, mr trudeau, this is America- You uh, want some help with that fire...?"
>"IT'S FINE, WE'RE FINE."
I live in the desert.
>>693642186
you live in a dessert?
>>693642186
Yes, and it is on fire.
>>693642156
WELCOMETO CANADA
I didn't vote for him at any rate.
>>693641568
Sorry but I'm not a whore.
>>693642016
Yorkshire and Wales have some amazing landscapes. They don't need to have the risk of bear attacks to qualify as "outdoors".
> don't wade through swamp water bare foot
You'd have to be retarded to do that in any country.
>>693642186
Do you reside on the same continent that harbors Death Valley?
>>693642340
>doesnt swamp swin
Laugh. Laugh in his face
>>693642361
Death Valley is maybe an hours drive away. It's kinda peaceful.
Oh wow, how gay can you get?
>>693642568
ur mum
>>693642568
about this gay
>>693642568
Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. ;3
>>693642340
>You'd have to be retarded to do that in any country.
i did, got a leech yo
isnt wales as flat as Kansas?
>>693642672
She's a nice lady.
>>693642680
That's not gay enough.
>>693642702
Who said I don't?
>>693642887
then come here so i can eat your ass then stick my big dick in it
>tfw you just want someone to be gay with you, but you're not pretty enough
>tfw you just want gangbanged by 12 strangers like a little slut, but you're not pretty enough
>tfw those two faces are not the same face
>mfw i have no face
>>693642476
Well, you have fun with that.
>>693642732
So despite shit-talking it, you are pretty ignorant about the UK countryside. A huge amount of Wales consists of hills, valleys, cwms, all kinds of amazing glacial carvings really. The coast is great too if you find the places that nobody ever goes. My family and I used to go to this one spot that was a cove inbetween two huge cliff faces where we wouldn't see another person for the rest of the day.
>>693643134
What makes you think you deserve such privilege?
>>693642887
Things are gonna get really weird, really fast, if that's the case
>>693643289
because i am white, male, and very horny
>>693642887
I kno I fukd her
>>693643271
I am completely ignorant to the UK geography, I know nothing of the land.
That does sound neat though, have you ever been to a temporal forest region?
any fem boys with kik?
>>693643618
google the fairy pools skye
>>693643342
Why is that?
>>693643505
No shit. There's plenty of white males and a lot of them are ugly and fat.
>>693643559
yeh sure ya did
>>693643637
Me, but I'm not giving it HAHA
>>693643637
You've come to the wrong neighborhood, friendo
>>693643755
yeah rite in her stinky h0le ;d
>>693643755
nothing wrong with being fat as long as you also pack a big cock. plus we usually have snacks nearby after a good hard fuck
it won't lit
>>693643755
Suuper gay stories from suuper not-cute gays make for poor table conversation.
>>693643799
Nah.
>>693643845
benis in vaginer :-DDD
>>693643924
Doesn't matter if you have a perfect cock, fatties aren't my taste.
>>693644077
I don't belong at such a table.
>>693643618
It's certainly more gentle relative to places like Canada or the US (people still die out there though because there's always someone unlucky enough to slip and fall to their death or something) but it has its charms. I've always been fascinated by the forests in the northwest pacific parts of the US and Canada in general though.
Is time convoluted in those forests?
>>693644050
Try harder.
>>693643924
>nothing wrong with being fat
except for everything you obese mong
>>693643924
Shout out to all the fat ugly bottoms out there. keep on truckin'
It seems coming here was a mistake :/
>/b/ in general
>should've expected less
Are you guys fatshaming in here?
>>693644183
iirc, the winter months can brutal to those venturing in the mountains in the UK. And the NW forests can be intense sometimes, especially with the much colder weather with the rain and tall trees cancelling the sun light.
time is only convoluted if you are reliant on the sun, if you dont have a watch youll have a hard time finding the sun and time.
>>693644550
yup
>>693644550
No, Tidehunter is cute.
You can be gay or you can be fat. Choose only one.
>>693644769
Tidehunter isn't fat. You're thinking of Brewmaster. Now there's a fattie if I ever saw one.
>>693644729
I see. Well, seeing as I'm not fat, and I don't get any enjoyment from fat shaming, I guess I'm gonna look for something else to do in the thread
fatties r dum
like stop eating lol
>>693645010
Oh, that's cute. What's that kitten's name? :3
I'm fat and i'm gonna slut it up later today anyway. Shame me harder while i have all the dicks in my face plz.
>>693645191
yuma
>>693645272
Thanks, I'm going to fill a folder with some yuma lewds.
Or gonna try.
>>693644729
Yeah, even the mountains here can be dangerous. My dad took my little brother and 3 of his friends on a trip to Snowden once. They didn't go up high because none of them are experienced enough and they were still kids really (about 13). A few hours in and suddenly mist descended and they couldn't see a few feet in front of them. They had to sit there for hours before it cleared.
Did you miss the joke?
>>693644956
I don't think I've been in a game with him yet. The only fatty I ever see is fucking Pudge. Every. Damn. Game.
>>693645209
Literally nobody is jealous.
>>693644172
you just never got power fucked by a guy who can put his belly on your back
>>693644220
ugly tops too
>skinnyfags go fatshaming
>skinnyfags think they're anything but gross
>kek
>>693645580
Man, I can't remember the last time I saw a pudge in my games.
The one in all of my games is BeastMaster. Fucking fuck eagles, man.
>>693645646
>implying i would ever want to get into that situation
>>693645740
butthurt fatfag confirmed
dads and bears are the only guys i have sex with anymore. twinks are so fucking boring.
>>693644956
its cool, I am not expecting an in depth conversation about why its horrible or anything.
whats up though?
>>693645580
were you referencing Zelda?
and thats cool man, we dont have to worry about through out the day with varying weather like that since our land is level where we are. But the worse thing really is just insects and poisonous plants or other forms of wild life.
have you ever rucked?
>>693646090
I feel sorry for you.
>>693645982
dont knock it till you try it
>>693646178
Not much! Maybe lost by job, but I do that every now and again.
Finally got out of LPQ in Dota, so I can play ranked again. How about you?
>>693645982
Aww, he thinks he's people :3
>>693646090
and you are where hun?
>>693646341
I almost did once and I regret it immensely.
>>693646364
you wot
>>693646414
In the desert, far away from wherever all the pretty gays hibernate during the winter
>>693645896
You see, I don't even know what that means.
>>693646178
I'm guessing you meant "temperate" rather than "temporal" forests. That's what I was joking. "Time forests" sound cool though. Also "time is convoluted" is the excuse used in Dark Souls for anything that makes no sense.
Like I said I have allergies so I will have to avoid places where I will get eaten alive by bugs or stung by plants.
I'm guessing that's living out in the countryside with what ever you can carry in a rucksack?
>>693646677
aww i'm sorry. I have sand where i live so thats kinda like the desert
>>693646354
just doing more homework and procrastinating while doing so.
so the usual at this point.
why do you lose jobs often?
>>693646704
>so I will have to avoid places where I will get eaten alive by bugs or stung by plants
so everywhere lol?
and yah basically, a group of freinds and I rucked for a week in northern MN, and it was a lot of fun, but with the rain it made some matters pretty awful.
>>693646895
Come swim~
>>693647016
i will come swim if you promise to play with my big balls
>>693646979
I should say go to places where it's at least slightly less likely.
There's always the option of places that are pretty much frozen 24/7 every day of the year.
I haven't had the chance but it's something I've always wanted to do. I did love camping though.
>>693646704
Beatmaster can spawn Eagles and Boars. Eagles can turn invisble after level 3 or 4, and provide flying vision. Mobile wards that last a minute on a 40 second cooldown.
>>693646979
It's not multiple jobs. It's THIS particular job. I work with my family in a food business we have. I work there often since hiring other people seems to be too hard. It's a shit cycle since the job market is also crap, so I find myself falling back onto that job despite how much I know that I'll eventually get into an argument with someone and leave again.
>>693647151
This agreement seems sound to me
>>693647456
you are awesome
>>693647525
Shuddup and get in my bed
>>693645537
i'm a couple steps ahead of ya
mornin sunshines