First

My existence is a joke.

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>>693635336
ITT: superior music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQPfYx0utvM

>>693635437
>>693635448
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Mai, but you can call me the ignored shitposter of /waifu/. (I’m laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 18 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy replying to Yuuko, even if he always ignores me. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

Shitposting!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The ignored shitposter of /waifu/

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So i just realized the /vr/ banner contest isn't open until the 11th. so i rushed a banner design out for nothing.

>>693635484
>Joel? Joel? have you been converting MIDI's again Joel?

>jenny claimed

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Mako claimed
>>693635448
Not even a funny one either :^)
>>693635484
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGyEd0aKWZE
>>693635515
Fuck off mai

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>my check is still
>not
>in

Guess I'm doing all of my errands tomorrow.

Depositing this bitch is going to take an hour, on top of the hour highway crawl to and from the office, and on top of that the checks wont be in until at least noon.

Hope the cops ignore my expired registration for one more day.

And my lights stay on.

And I don't get evicted.

This is so aggravating I want to kill someone.

>>693635629
I'm not Mai.


>>693635437
>>693635448
this is mai.
but hey you're a newfagLOL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M48qe88Wl0A

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>Be Irish
>surrounded by fish
>Starve to death from running out of potatoes

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>>693635629
>>693635593
>he changed his name to kkk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtrMQBNzZQ

Gotta learn this process. I have some specific songs in mind to blacken.

>>693635724
>who is Mi Liu?

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>>693635484
I forgot black midis were a thing, I wonder how many fingers do you need to play that.

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>>693635724

>>693635820
>>693635875
you suck DUDE FUCK OFF

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>>693635811
Are you the Taiga that posted Bonobo yesterday? Good taste.

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>>693635724
I was the one who said "first" dumbass

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>Muh mai scapegoat
Wake me up when March ends.

>>693635866
Divide number of notes in a quarter second on average to get an approximation.

>>693635811
What song is that? i can't read gook
>jenny

Shiro is a heretic

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>>693635976
Why are you so mad?

>>693636029
>>693636027
>>693636113


l3l

MI LU AND MAI HERE
<3

jesus fucking christ
your shitposting sucks, by the way.
you don't even know how to shitpost properly

and "my life is a joke" can be applied to you too, MAY xdd

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>>693636020
Suh dude.

I watched his entire boiler room session... Shit was fucking amazing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_e5DOjw2g40

>>693636045
Necrofantasia from perfect cherry blossom.

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>>693636029
Why not september?

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I think im gonna make some breakfast burritos

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>>693636191
You are so new
>YOU AREN'T SHITPOSTING PROPERLY
If it pisses you off so much then yes I am.
How could somebody so new know that I exist?

>>693636306
The mai meme ended in March, I haven't even posted a picture of mai since then.

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Hope not too oversexualised

Claimed

>>693636376
l0l

>>693636461
liar liar
liar liar
liar liar
you always post in first image of the thread

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>>693636275
>perfect cherry blossom
Fuck, how didn't i realize that? i was playing this morning. Well thanks
>>693636594
>stunning
Hardly

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>>693636566
Oh shit I forgot about that.
Still what are you so butthurt about? are you hand-kun or something?

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>>693636650
Gingeas conquered Flandre's theme 110mil

Fuck.

>>693636686
why would hand kun be mad about it, huh?
Ok, I'm getting seriously mad. Don't bring him in this, he's the coolest guy in here.

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>>693636822
Who are you?

>>693636910
hitler

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The usual.

>>693635336
>Rattle Rattle

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>>693636594
Your Vel'Koz is stunning.

>>693636207
I didn't listen to a DJ set for a long while but I have faith it's a really good one. Is there any other genre you love to listen to?

>>693636822
T R I G G E R E D

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G

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R

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>>693637102
I fucking new it, you can take my life but you can't take my honor.

>>693637292
jews are illuminati xD

>>693637292
>>693637258
>>693637404
don't ever speak about the greatest anon of here again, hand kun, or I will hack you
he is super cool, not like you guys

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>>693636650
Short circuiting then?

>>693637135
Good day Homura
Why thank you. You up for some more games today?

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>>693637135
Anything so long as there's a method to enjoy it.
If I like it, I'll listen too it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdgFoHLwnk

>>693637404
You are the fucking pinnacle of humor aren't you.
>>693637438
FUCK hand-fag, my twitter password is 2048 characters long.

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>>693636594
Agreed <3
>>693637440
>hug

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>>693637440
it's not a short circuit. it never is
>>693636777
Trips demands you learn it
>>693637292
oh yes

>"go be a faggot elsewhere"
>waifu claiming thread
>lolz

>When shitposters collide

>>693637724
>collide

It's just Mai, Mi Lou and another guy, I wonder who.

>>693637713
>liking females
>faggot
Go back to fapping to "feminine" dicks

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If I come back within an hour, someone slap me. Going to try and sleep.

>>693637924
>tfw you're not even shitposting

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>>693637646
Good day Mako

>>693637695
Then what is it?

>>693637945
rip

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if evens I spam this thread to completion.

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>>693636777
>>693637555
Oi. I'm rolling.

>>693637135
This is so bonobo tier
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vocE5gcqNDk

>>693637695
I demand nothing. I don't want to be an emporer, that's not my business.

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>>693638185
Not today.

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>>693637440
Yea sure, hopefully Kagami won't be so late today and he can join us.

>>693637555
Nice integer. Sounds like you're pretty open to anything but I'm not sure what do you mean with the method, music is super subjective but I'm pretty sure there are methods to enjoy anything, not everyone can grasp every method though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJFKNZyt2Y

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>>693637945
My hand is ready
>>693638060
T H E T R U T H
>>693638199
>i demand nothing
>dubs
What is this?
>>693638290
>i won't spam
>better post to let people know this

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Cancer cancer shitpost without effort.

>>693638363
Fuck you

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>>693637103
good to know
>rattle rattle
>>693638452
need to learn how to shitpost properly

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>>693638470

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>I wonder who could be behind these threads...

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>>693638185
>>693638290
reroll

>>693638351
Nice. Here's hoping. I slept throught the entire day so I'll be here all night. No rush

>>693638371
That just short circuited my brain

>>693638452
Fuck off anonymus

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>>693638573
STOP

>>693638363
Sauce

>>693635336
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO.

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>>693638593
>>693638707

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Not spaming but I'm going to dump my Poland ball folder.

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>>693638351
>hardstyle, hardcore
2 dimensional and pretty basic, but I can jump to it

>bonobo and the like
I can fall so deep into it, it has depth, layers to explore and feel so lucidly

>progressive house
So good to listen to while on the move, fits the city vibe, chill as fuck

>rock/metal
I want to punch something.


So yeah, maybe I just have autism.

>>693637555
>>693636777
>>693638199
>>693638855
Collecting...

Where is mai from

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>>693638683
I knew you were a bot the day is saw you
>>693638573
>>693638363
>>693638965
STOP FEEDING THE WEW POSTER

/waifu/ thread is where a bunch of drawfag rejects hangout and circle jerk each other and act smug to anyone not in their top tier autism crew.

>>693639173
america
>>693639185
>implying i don't want him to spam

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If I see one more mai lewd Istop spaming.

>>693639243
>a bunch of drawfag rejects

>>693639444
how about you dont

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>>693639444
Nice work getting 3 numerals to be next to eachother.


I'm going to sleep bye

>>693636777
Check'd

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>>693639444
>implying you aren't the one spamming mai lewds

>>693636822
Triggered in 2016 LEL

>>693639745
he isn't.
i'm that one.

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>>693638199
I like it, I don't listen to Suicide Sheep as much as I used to now because it pretty much became a normie channel with lots of average electro.

>>693638855
>So yeah, maybe I just have autism.
If autism allows you to enjoy actual good music then it's a good autism.

>rock/metal
>I want to punch something.
I'm not much into metal and I feel bad for that since I try to be as open as possible. Rock doesn't make me want to punch something that much but I listen mostly to relaxed genres like Indie, Psychedelic, Progressive, Post and mainly Shoegazing.

My favourite genres to listen to while on the move would be Garage and UK Bass for the exact same reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv7N9wf42cs

>>693639745
you're a edgelord and a newfag

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why is mai such a slut

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>>693639969
Same.

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>>693639969
Also a pedophile.

How to make /b/ great again:
1. Filter tripfags and namefags
2. Filter anonymous posters
You have now fixed /b/!