>>693632150
the fact that i managed to turn my life over, get a girlfriend and study at a university

>>693632273
Good job!

That I can actually convince girls and groups of people that I'm alpha by sheer confidence

Even though I'd probably rather not go out

>>693632150
How much social competence I have considering my whole life of social isolation.

How much I can fuck up everytime I talk to someone.

>>693632273
>>693632364
why stupid and retarded people see get a girl friend like it was a good achievment? fucking idiots

>>693632150
The fact that I haven't killed myself yet.

>>693632868
cause its nice being loved and sex feels really good. also i had practically no contact to women the first 19 years of my life. the better quesztion is why are you so butthurt about it?

>>693633024
The fact that I haven't killed him yet.

>>693633102
He already bought his prom dress and was waiting for you to ask

>>693632150
still havent found myself

>>693633102
you will fucking hate her in the long time like i fucking hate my actual wife and hated all of the gf i had

>>693632868
You've got it backwards. I view retardation as an achievement. Have you ever met a retarded person? They are HAPPY.

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>>693633211
Please do me the favor.

>>693633342
Happily married /btard checking in. Hating your partner is a form of self-hatred. Other people get to be human, and so do you.

that i stay humble when i could hold the world ransom from a moon base with laser cannons and sharks with knives for eyes.

>>693633342
no i disagree with you. i actually went through a sort of character-change lately and realised that i can pretty much choose what i want to do and what to feel (to an extend obviously). if i am in a negative state of mind all the time i will enjoy life less than i would if im just open and happy. it was kind of an epiphany for me to realise that i am not a slave of my hatred of people. also if you hate your wife why did you marry her? why did you get into a relationship in the first place. sounds pretty stupid to me

>>693633414
it's because they don't know they're retarded. If they were smart enough to know how different they are, they would be very sad

>>693633102
Cause you are acting like being tied down to 1 bitch while she probably cheats on you is in any way a good thing. You wanna enjoy sex then you need to fuck many bitches.

>>693632150
Everytime i ejaculate,i stay rock solid. Wether it be self induced, or one of my partners holes, nothing seems to satisfy my erection. I orgasm sure, but my blood doesn't go back to normal flow until long after not touching or playing with it.
I read up on it a while ago, and appearantly albeit uncommon, it's still a thing with men in their 20's to 30's as i am.

im most surprised about the jews, y u do dat?

Guys my dick is 14-15 cm (around 5.5 inches I guess) can I ever satisfy a woman?

>>693633595
How so? please explain further.

how i am never mad even if i want to be. it's probably just that in most situations i can't bring myself to care about things that would get me upset.

>>693633342
But you don't have a wife. You're a virgin making things up.

>>693632830
I know ur pain /b/ro

>>693633752
>all women are whores
this meme gets old dude go out and meet actual women outside of bars.
men who complain about women being whore are just as stupid as women complaining that "all men are pigs". if you want a loyal woman dont go search in whore-ridden places like bars or discos.

>>693633829
yes.

>>693633829
my gf is 5' nothing and my dick is 18cm
you luck bastard

>>693632150
I always thought when I got with a girl, I'd be one of those guys that could put up with the whining/nagging for sex. I can't, it annoys the shit out of me. Need to find a chill girl or I'll never be in a long term relationship.

>>693633944
i wish i were virgin and happy again

>>693633787
You have a gift my friend, you should try doing some amatuer porn. If its not tiny that is.

>>693632150
still be alive :|

>>693633972
>this
innocent ones are the best

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>>693633829
Not even guys with an 8 inch could satisfy a woman.
>satisfy a woman

>>693633829
you definitely can satisfy a woman. there are a lot smaller dicks out there. women like cylindrical objects being thrust into their vaginas in general. try not to be so insecure about your dick.

my unusual crush on a celebrity who i have nothing in common with

>>693633972
Discos? The fuck? It not a meme fucktard its a fact, all women under the impression that they will not get caught will cheat on you.

>>693634132
"Innocent" you mean gullible.
Leave her in a house with a dude for more than 3 days.

>>693632150
that I'm so shit.

>>693634275
no you are just making shit up because you read to many "women hate" threads

My dick is 13.8 cm and Im scared when a girl will see it whe will laugh at it. (around 5.4 inches). The thing that surprises me is how much this blocked me in life.

>>693632150

Despite browsing here for years, I feel no racism to any group. I hate governments a lot more now, but that's just mostly Turkey and Argentina.

I've also managed to do damn well at uni, earn some great friends and have some decent relationships along the way.

>>693634099
I'm about 7 inches hard, never actually measured soft.
Being in pron is unfortunately not all is lived up to be. You are put under hot lights, constantly being dicked or dicking someone else, which might sound good but it's physically exhausting.
Plus entry line porn is usually gay, fetish, or some gross shit even majority of b tards find unappealing.

I've known a few people in porn, got to go check it out myself one day. Shits weird

>>693634449
Or maybe ive been cheated on by every woman ive been in "relationships" with.

Lie to yourself if you want but i guarantee that all women will lie and cheat if they belive they wont get caught.

>>693632150
That I still have not killed my self.

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That I'm overweight, I smoke, I have sebaceous cysts on my balls, my cock is only 6 inches long, and I tend to be socially awkward at times, yet I'm talking to 5 women right now who are fawning over my cock and none of them are below a 6/10 honestly.

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>>693634188
wp nigger

>>693634445

lol

>>693634640
i am not denying that every woman YOU have been with betrayed you but maybe its because a. you chose stupid bitches as girlfriends or b. you are somebody who the women dont want to be with because you are someone with the opinion that all women are whores. maybe both

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>>693634690
>falling for the meme meme

>>693634653
myself* faggot learn to spell

>>693634561
It is a bit weird but thats just because you didnt give it time to acclimate.
Down in miami and tampa they are always looking for dudes, its an undersaturated market. Plus its a fuckin awesome workout plan.

That at the age of 29 I'm putting on muscle after an entire life of being a skinny little bitch.

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I have an average penis, I'm getting confident in my sexuality and being able to talk to females.

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>>693632150
The fact that I haven't shot up a nigger 'school' astounds me every day.

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>>693633972
>>693634208

>>693634817
Alright buddy, are you some kind of male feminist or something? Leave your girl alone for more than 3 days, see if SOMETHING doesnt happen.

Im telling you the truth here, they ALL cheat at some point or another.

>>693634872
you are probably really fun at parties correcting people's grammar, too right? come on tell me, what did i write wronglylous?

>>693635003
You should start with permanently crippling them. Then work your way up to murder.

>>693635079
ok i believe you mate. you convinced me.

that once i pay my debt i can finally kill myself, considering i failed the first time

>>693633944
Dunst speak truth

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>>693632150
I'm most suprised by the fact that I still come here... 10 years later.

that i am still alive after all those times i fucked up, got into shit and pissed people off.
i am a skinny little white boy in a neighbourhood full of immigrants and niggers.
for some reason me being white, having the "right" passport and speaking 7 languages fluently has saved my virgin ass so many times it's unbelievable. my incredible luck also has to do with it
and i am not talking about not getting grounded but there were some people out there who straight up wanted to murder me, be it by shanking me or revenge-curbstomping me (some chimp actually made me put my teeth on the pavement but just then the popo arrived and shot him in his monkey-brain) an other time i pissed off a fundamental religious group and they tried to stone me so i ran to the embassy which was surprisibgly nearer than the next police station
literally, i get into way too many situations like these in my short life, at times i think i have tourrettes for constantly shitting on other people's faces, just last week i kicked a car's front because he got dangerously close to me when breaking ao that i could go over the crosswalk, the driver and i "exchanged some words" and he accelerated to run me over for good
if i had a wife that for once didnt want to cut my dick off i'd have to buy the most expensive life insurance there is

>>693635430
Goddammit...my phone had one job

>>693635398
ok so.. how do you fail to kill yourself? Ive always wondered how hard it can be to jump from a building/ knot a rope/ shoot your head off/ jump in front of a train etc.
and dont tell me you "took some drug and drank a glass of wine but it didnt work mommy"

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>>693635079
I agree with this guy. Feminists think all men are pigs, so they treat them as so. Male feminists think women are right and choose to put on blinders when women cuck them.

>never met a feminist who hasn't cheated