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What the fuck

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>>693625861
I like to take their eyeballs out and cum in their eye sockets.

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>>693626199
>>693625975
>>693625861

>>693625861
how old is this jizz?

>>693625861
i bet that smells amazing. do you keep it in your mom's closet??

>>693625861
Mate...

>>693626286
No idea. I've had it for about 15 years

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what the fuck

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>>693626278

>>693625861
What is it? It is a matress or pillow or something? And why wouldnt you cum on a towel which are easily cleanable?

>>693626379
nigga u what, what the fuck is wrong with u

What the fuck

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>>693625861

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Crusty. i like

>>693626547
>dat fly nut tho

Every three steps he needs to tighten his knee keke

I had a jizz towel throughout my teen years. Never washed it. When I went to uni my mom cleaned out my room and found it. It was a little awkward.

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>>693625861

>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649
golden liquid

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>>693626649
EWW
W
W

>>693626749
what did you say?

why.......

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Corner of my bed room

What the actual fuck

>>693626649
My god thats disgusting. I almost puked. fucking eat that stuff and get cancer

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I also like to draw pictures and cum on them.
Care to see more pictures?

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>>693626649

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>>693625861

>>693627115
Just wtf man i mean srsly whats wrong with you

>>693626980

Wtf

Shit. does anyone snip this anyway?

>>693627115
Please show more

>>693627115
do you jerk off to these pictures?

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>>693626980

>>693627440
Thought it was normal thing that everyone did growing up.

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>>693626328
Don't worry I use febreeze

>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649
>>693626980
>>693627115
>>693627524
u sick bro

>>693627524
Kys fucking weirdo faggot

dude what's wrong with you?

>>693627485
Sometimes

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>>693627778
Forgot pic

>>693626980
what the actual fuck

fuck is wrong with you people

>>693625861
I used to have a note pad I used to cum on, always on the same front paper. It looked about the same as your cum spot OP, only mine was a bit more dense and all the way through all papers.
Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. My parents decided to remodel my room and took my desk out where I stored it in, they then threw away my note pad.

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>>693627524
>Autumn charm

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>>693625861

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>>693625861

>>693626980
what kind of smell occupies your room atm?

Ur mom's face.
>OHHHHH!
>rekt

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>>693627458

>>693628041
see >>693627928

>>693627524
you are sick dude

>>693628114
Kys degenerate

>>693628120
nice watermark faggot

>>693628120
I want to eat them they look pretty tasty

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>>693628041
Smell of autumn and autism

>>693628041
No idea. My house is pretty trashy right now. But I don't smell anything. I'd have to leave for more than 4 hours to actually smell anything in here and that aint happening.

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>>693625861
>>693625861

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>>693628230
I've tried

>>693626649
Pick a chip off and eat it for a webm. I'll give you ten grand.

so many normies ITT its fuckin ridiculous

>>693627824
jesus, is this cum or egg yolk?

>>693628458
Lick the cum off the mattress.

>>693625861
Your mom

>>693628580
IF ROLL DUBS OP HAS TO DO IT

>>693628432
kek

>>693628667
not like that you faggot
check em

im about to puke so much autism

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>>693625861
oh sweet jesus

>>693627524
Oh, dont worry guys he uses autumn charm

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>>693625861

>>693625861
>>693625975
Do whatever makes you happy, anon

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>>693625861
>>693625975

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>>693626980
>>693625975
Why is it brown though, how old is it?

>>693625861
My brother's pillow when I'm pissed.

>>693628025
Fuck.

>>693629071
Mines old. Like 8 years. I probably jizzed on that wall from age 11-15. Still live here alone now. So no reason to move/clean it. I'd show the other wall but theres a 3foot pile of dominos/chinese boxes/containers

I just nut into my toilet. I live in a small condo and my bathroom is very close to my computer.

>>693629316
Can we have a grand tour of your house?

>>693628025
What's your reasons for the pony doll?

>>693629316
jesus fucking christ get your shit together anon

>>693629316
>>693629511
I'll take a few more pictures sure. Gimme a minute
I will soon enough. For now I chill.

>>693629316
Why on the wall though?
Do you stand in the corner of the room and pull yourself off onto the wall?

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>>693626649

>>693629695
no no. desk was closer to the corner in the past. So i'd jerk off in my chair and get up at the last second and jizz on the wall.

>>693629603
I think you need love and afection.

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>be me
>teenager
>would sit at computer desk and fap to porn
>would stand up and jizz on braided area rug
>did this for 4 years

that rug was disgusting but I was a horny, lazy fucking teenager

oh and it turns out that the woman who lives next door in the apartment on the second floor had a clear view straight into my bedroom

it never occurred to me that she could see into my bedroom until one day I realized I could see her and that must mean she can see me

>mfw she must have seen me standing in my bedroom, crankin' my teenage pecker and blowing cumshots all over the carpet

>>693629802
WHY?

>>693625861
I cum on toilet paper and then put it in the toilet. I am ashamed.

>>693629802
How did that become the thing that you did?

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>>693627778
this is getting weirder than tile-fucker

>>693629997
nothing will ever be weirder than tile fucker

>>693628915
Nice.
More plz

>>693627824
Do the images stimulate you?

>>693629905
>>693629842
I think the first time I must of just not had anything to jizz onto/into so I paniced and just cummed on the wall. Wasn't going to do it on my keyboard...Then after that well why not. Being a teenager didnt think about what it would be like 4+ years on.
Uploading pics of my house now.

>>693629839
>I realized I could see her and that must mean she can see me
wow you idiot

>>693627523
But the idea of occasionally cleaning it is weird and awkward?

>>693630070
guy jerking to his own shitty drawings must be getting close

>>693628458
>>693628114
>>693627824
>>693627115

fucking lol, how do these pictures arouse you? lmao

>>693630230
Yeah no kidding I was a stupid fucking kid just wanting to jerk the fuck off

I'm sure you were smashing particles together at 16 and engaging in significant scientific research or something kek

>>693630299
I tried scrubbing it once. But that shit is like glue. It aint going no where. And havent bothered to try a 2nd time since I live alone.

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This is op. I have a video of me eating it. Dubs blocks the vid

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Put me in screencap

>>693630486
Unlocks*

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>>693630486
holy fuck
roll

>>693630486
Dont.

>>693630380
Not that dude but when I was younger I was fucking sneaky with my jerks.
I was like Anne Frank hiding from the Germans everytime I got horny..
I spent like a good solid minute clearing windows and doors, even stepping out to the living room, checking bathrooms and everything.

Everytime I wanted to touch myself I went through a mini-SWAT raid through the house to be sure.

>>693630486
absolutely haram

doobs get

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>>693630519
just post it

>>693630655
winrar

>>693630486
My god ... Dude you are a fucking hero .

>>693628915
some of those shots are pretty amazing. I mean how did did some of them go unnoticed?

>>693630486
rollin

>>693629603
MORE PICS FAGGOT

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>>693630655
wayner

>>693630486
checkum

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Well I have my cum towel, havent touched it for months, now it has mushrooms on it.

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>>693627440
>>693627508
>>693627606
>>693627836
>>693629483
>>693629695
>>693629803
>>693630299

>>693630486
roll

>>693630938
ur an alcohol

>>693630938
Looks like my dads house.

>>693630938
dude, the fuck?? it would take you like 5 minutes to grab a contractor bag and get rid of this shit. and i thought i was lazy, omg.

>>693630938
Get your fucking shit together man that shit pisses me off. That would literally take less then 10 mins to clean and it might help out your fucked psyche.

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>>693631045
Nah brah just lazy and like to drink a lot.

>>693625861
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP CUNTS

CHECK 'EM FAGGOTZ!!!

>>693631133
WINRAR

>>693631133
jesus how can you feel comfy in this environment

>>693631111
>>693631111
Check my quads fag clean your room it woulf literally take less then 20 mins if you actually move

>>693630935
Dude wtf

>>693631133
that's fucking hoarder level shit, man.

>>693630486
unblock the video

this is so fucked man

>>693631133
Just post the video please

>>693631258
summerfag

>>693631240
idk I feel fine. Want more?

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>>693631111
Quads, I have to give in to that, hee yo go fags

https://www.dropbox.com/s/7v510c1c39uzdm1/20160708_101355.mp4?dl=0

>>693630486
rollerino

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>>693630938
>>693631133
This makes me want to see the horrible mess you must be.

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My 2k$ trumpet
>just so i can say
Baby ill cum bach later

>>693630486
rolling in the deep

WHAT is your job or if no job how do you have money for all this food and laziness and jerking off all day

>>693631111
Quads checked

>>693631133
Youre not lazy youre a fucking hoarder. You need actual help

>>693631319
All around general fag

>>693631330
webm that shit nigga

>>693629504 it was an experiment from a while ago for nor/mlp/eople, it's been updated recently like a month or two ago, the meme i want to cum inside rainbow dash has never been so true

>>693631391
Nah its laziness cuz idc if it was all gone. Just to lazy to clean.

>>693631330
AHAHAHHAHAHAAA

>>693631233
CHECKED

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>>693631330
>>693631133
>>693630486

>>693631356
wut

>>693631406
I'm too lazy to webm it

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>>693630935
that's not your photo
Some dude posted that years ago

>>693631330
fuck me im out

>>693630655
OP deilver video

>>693631457
You could have cleaned that shit by now. Do u realize your life is shit because youre surrounded by shit? Do u realize that?

>>693626649
What the fuck dude

>>693631615
Yeah kinda. But who even cares. Just be happy to know that you're better than other people.

>>693631330
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

SOMEBODY PLEASE SCREEN THIS THREAD

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>>693625975
>>693625861
im not okay with this

>>693631133
You live in an actual dumpster. You will never bring home poontang. You are destined for a shit life

>>693626980
Time stamp yourself licking the corner

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>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649

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my fave

>>693631786
Im not OP. Im not doing shit to impress anyone. Isn't that evident from my house?

>>693631786
TIME STAMPPPPPPP

>>693627524

Damn Son you shit on that , or you cum on it ? Damn

>>693631725
I fucking care. Clean that shit right now. Im serious.

>>693631780
Its ok. I don't really leave the house to much. Beside to smoke with friends.

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>>693631330
>mfw this video

I eat the most of my cum, then i clean myself with a tissue, i change this tissue rarely, my lubricant that i use for sounding sometimes smells like nothing, maybe a little bit like watermelons and lemon, but after a few weeks the tissue starts to smell like strawberries, is this normal?

PAY SOMEONE TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP

>>693631330
that smile after eating it...

>>693631855
Do it you piece of shit

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>>693631330
you are one fucked up faggot

>>693628025
Fucking hell!

>>693631907
Wanna come clean it for me? I don't feel like getting up.

>>693631330
Well done OP , now enjoy your cancer.

>>693631952
PROTEIN

>>693631923
You give stoners a bad name clean your room right the mothergodfuck now

>>693631979
Not eating old cum for internet points. This isnt reddit.

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>>693625975

>>693631133
open the sour cream

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>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649
IT'S TIME TO STOP

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My house (op)

>>693632021
Youre a piece of shit anon. And i give a fuck because no one should wake up to that shit everyday. Clean it and youll have new life, or ignore me and forever be nothing

>>693627362
>>693627440
>>693627606
>>693627736
>>693627853
>>693628173
>>693628230
>>693628759
>>693630651
>>693631299
>>693631668

Sure there´s summer in here.

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>>693626649

>>693632139
Wait what sour cream I don't see any...

>>693632212
Just a ghost in a sheet man. Chill its all guchi

>>693632251

what do you do for money

>>693632251
lurk moar

>>693630486
NO YOU STOP RIGHT THERE DO NOT-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>693630938
>absolut

At least you've got nice taste in alcohol.

>>693632336
Work in IT(desktop support). 43k a year atm.

>>693632139
kek
sick reference bro

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the thing is, op: why are you living like this? are you having depression? are you a lazy man? you just don't give a fuck?

please, explain about you and what's in your head.

>>693631330
Hahaha I'm in tears laughing at this thread

>>693632408
fuck yeah man. nothing I love more than absolut.

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>>693625861
What
The
Fuck

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>>693631330

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What the fuck dude.

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>>693631330
thats fuckin- im fuckin outta here

Someone save this thread

07/08/2016 the day /b/ ate sour cream cum

When did normies take over?

>>693631330
That's it, I'm out.

Going to rekt instead.

>>693632490
I just don't give a fuck, I make minimum wage at Burger king

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This is what makes b great thank you op

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>>693632681
put this in the screen cap thing pls

Motherfucker WHY

This thread is fucking gold, someone screencap this.

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Last one of my house. Rest is just as shitty but nothing special.

>>693631330
things on /b/ very rarely make me want to vomit but that did. OP i suggest bleach-nuking your entire house

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>this thread

Toasting in epic bread

>>693632934
normie summerfag

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>>693631502
My trumpet...

Find the oldest thing in the house and eat it

what made you live like this??

>>693632848
Dominos isn't even that great OP why you have so many boxes?

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Do you have a girlfriend ?

>>693633120
Cuz I dont have to leave my house. And I can order online

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>>693632934
i feel you, son.

what is your job

>>693633203
No. I broke up with her a few weeks ago

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>>693625975

>>693633014
fuck off faggot.

>>693633250
See
>>693632731

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never change

do you ever do laundry? or do you just buy more clothes when you run out?

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>>693633021
dasa beautiful bright ass trumpet

>>693632192
I like you house mr. op

>>693633336
I just wear the same clothes. Duh

>>693627524
topfuckingkek'd

WHAT THE FUCK

>>693630486
faggot, but still, it's interesting as fuck

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yummy cummy in my tummy

>>693631330

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>>693630486
dubs get

OP is the hero /b/ deserves.

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My foosball table if you interest

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>>693628025

>>693631330
You're a god among the universem thx op for not being a complete fag

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>>693626649
nigga you nasty

>>693631330
Please kys

Just cum inside a tube sock

>>693632848

I bet the Dominos driver dreads receiving calls from you.

I love this thread.