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What the fuck is this shit bros? Haven't had sex yet I
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What the fuck is this shit bros?
Haven't had sex yet I just masturbate and shit
>I'm 19 calm down
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>>693621452
Dick cheese
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Was under your foreskin
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>>693621547
Yes it was
Pls help
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Fuck im gonna vomit. Clean your dick man
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>>693621452
You should ready up about the folliwing concepts:
- Showers
- Personal Hygiene
- Gender change surgery
- Foreskin removal
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if you dont know what it is you are not 19 years old

underage ban also kill yourself
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>>693621452
It'd probably be a good idea to start washing yourself.
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Its called smegma. Clean your dick.
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>>693621452
What happened to that door?
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Did your foreskin only just come off or something?
If not you should bathe more.
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>>693621831
And the concept of suicide*
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>>693621820
Wash under your foreskin
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>>693621452
Ask a male prostitute to suck you clean, you disgusting faggot
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>uncut masterrace they said
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>>693622074
this

Are you fucking retarded? Just shower.
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>>693622021
he is not cut obviously
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>>693621452
You fucking disgusting creature
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>>693622050
Fully agree with that!
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>>693622166
No foreskins are fused to the glans at birth, they usually come off in pre puberty or very early in puberty but it it's impossible for it to stay fused into adulthood.
It's a weird kind of fusion, it's attached but there's still extra skin that hangs off to varying degrees depending on the person, it's just when you get erections as a kid the skin never slide past your glans.
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>>693622510
*It's not impossible
Kind of completely changed the meaning of that sentence with that mistake
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>>693622120
shut the fuck up dry penis. i rather have a tasty smegma weiner than a dry one
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>>693621920
19 <18 now?
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>>693622634
>i rather have a tasty smegma weiner than a dry one
said no one with sense, ever.
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>>693621452
ahhh it's al crusty and shit, imagine the smell
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>1998
>be 14
>sister has a computer
>dialup
>ask jeeves for some porn
>find 30second 2MB porn samples
>wait 20 minutes for file to download
>fap fap fap with 30second file on loop
>that glorious 144p 20fps 30second porn sample
>realize my cock looks different than the guys in the porn
>search for dick pics
>internet tells me that i am uncircumcised.
>read about how to clean uncut dick
>try to pull foreskin back
>the pain
>go take a nice hot shower
>slowly pull it back
>do this for the next week
>finally am able to pull it all the way back
>the smell
>the dick cheese
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>>693623245
so im not the only 32 year old who still hasn't figured out how to leave this den of faggotry? nice.
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/b/ has been shit for years.
i normally get on.
hide all porn threads, roll threads, rate threads.
which means about half of the threads on /b/.
then scroll through for about 20 minutes
normally find one thread and then leave when the thread dies.
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>>693621452
Is that too hard to wash your parts properly ? Damn I'm proud of being circumcised because of a infection while young, I almost don't have to deal with that.
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That would appear to be corn meal
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wtf that sperm is years and years old?
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>>693623245
pulling back the foreskin does not hurt. your just a faggot.
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>>693625952
It does when your young just feels really uncomfortable. Didn't pull mine back until I was 15
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>>693621452
Haha your cupboards broke
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>>693626225
Your parents did a shit job of teaching you about personal hygiene. It isn't your fault though, your parents fault for not letting you know that it should be cleaned.
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>>693626366
kek
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>>693622634
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>>693626434
meh soap is a rather new invention for us I doubt our penis is really ment to be fucked with until we're older. Why would I pull the skin back to clean it when no dirt gets in there anyway? You only start getting dick cheese when you pull your foreskin back all the time
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>>693621452
It's called smegma, wash your fucking dick you dirty fucking neckbeard.
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>>693621452
ITS DICK CHEESE BOYS!
Cut dicks 1 - Uncuts 0
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>>693627081
Look at his ramshackle living conditions, he probably doesn't even have running water.
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>>693627266
I am so glad my parents got this done for me, it's one of the best things they've done for me.
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>>693621452
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>>693627266
I'm European (so uncut) and never had smegma in my entire life, we don't need to be cut to have some basic hygiene you fucking ameritard/kike
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>>693626225
just....what?
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Anyone got that web of the Asian girl trying to suck off a dude with smegma all over his dick?
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>>693627370
Stay in denial cutfag bitches love the smell of a natural cock.
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>>693626225
i did when i was 12 and it didn't hurt at all, your just faggots
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>>693626225
this guy >>693626434 is correct, your parents failed you. Retracting your foreskin is something you do as a kid both to clean and to explore then by the time your ready to use your dick in earnest it's go time and your foreskin is nothing but pleasure.
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>>693622120
>>693622900
>>693626640
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>>693627729
srry was busy enjoying being a kid while you sitting in your basment with your cousin playing with each others cocks. How often did you use your dick before you were 15 faggot? You can't even produce semen until you're 12-13
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>>693624079
28 fag here, you are not alone
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>>693622510
Nope, i 23 and my foreskin is still bound to my glans and i sometimes wonder what my dick head looks like :l
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>>693628004
Do you regularly fail reading comprehension
>You retract your foreskin to clean and explore as a kid
>Then when you're ready to use it, it's primed and gtg

Which one of us had an uncomfortable smelly foreskin?
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>>693628004
this is simple year 5 health
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>>693628113
This scares me
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>>693628172
>>693628187
Your point is invalid your dick only smells when piss and cum get into your foreskin, if it hasn't retracted yet there's nothing there to cause it to smell.
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Help me /b/ I'm scared to pull my foreskin back, there's been times where it went back but I was scared and pulled it back up.

It feels weird to pull my foreskin, what do?
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>>693628113
Get a doctor to look at it you retard.
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>>693628334
pull it back, or become a jew
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>>693628113
Did you tell anyone?
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>>693628334
just keep doing it, it'll stretch and feel normal over time
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>>693621452
rubbing crushed up dorritos on your dick top kek
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>>693628309
>Your point is invalid your dick only smells when piss and cum get into your foreskin,

Holy shit, you own a dick and yet know this little about it?
Smegma is the natural oils produced by your dick to protect your glans past it's used by date, once your foreskin/glans fusing has released at about the age of 3-5 you start developing smegma without cleaning. It's not harmful in any way just smelly.
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>>693628354
Nope, it works so if it ain't broke don't fix it
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>>693628504
im uncut and never got it, is that a bad thing?
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>>693625952
what is phimosis?
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This is what happens when your parents don't circumcise you. That's fucking disgusting dude. I don't know how any of you faggots can think that's normal or that a woman would want to go anywhere near it.
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>>693622120
or ya know
clean your fucking cock???
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>>693628656
go back to /pol/
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>>693628612
You did, it just wasn't visible. Thick white buildup of smegma is generally an indication you have something wrong. I've been on long camping trips and never developed any visible smegma.
So to answer your question, no, that's normal.
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>>693628632
>phimosis
fʌɪˈməʊsɪs/Submit
nounMEDICINE
a congenital narrowing of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be retracted.
basically your dick has down syndrome
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>>693622120
Jew.
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>>693628656
Snatches are full of the same shit, so enjoy the thought that you have or at some point will eat the equivalent of dick cheese.
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>>693628656
>b..b..but anon it's perfectly healthy and natural

hahahahaaa
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....right when I was eating too. Clean your dick, man!
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i am 19 as well but i i thought that your foreskin doesn't go back that is just what circumcised penises do,

So i have pinehole phimos and now i am scared
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>>693628504
You're probably right but my dick ended up being 8 inches so I'm glad I wasn't messing with my dick my whole childhood like you were apparetnly
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>>693628506
You realize you're probably filthier than OP underneath your foreskin right? Such filth is not healthy - there is a reason we shower.
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>>693621452
Just some ol' dick cheese.This might shock you,but try washing it..
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>>693628893
>insertlaughhere
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>>693623245
>dialup
>30 seconds
>2mb

Nope.
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>>693628506
inb4 nasa finds new forms of life under this dickheads dickhead cover
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>>693628931
Yeah I'm sure glad I learned to clean my dick before 15, if that counts as spending my childhood messing with my dick then count me in any time.
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>>693621452
>Haven't had sex yet I just masturbate and shit

>Haven't had sex or showered yet I just masturbate and shit

Fixed that for you
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>>693629082
30s clip, 20mins d/l
>reading comprehension on /b/ has gone to shit.
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>>693628893
Kek
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>>693629075
from what hole do you piss? is it the same you come from?
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OP, another uncut lad here. Literally wash your dick. Don't stop until all the dick cheese is gone. You're also fucking nasty. How you managed to have this abomination on your dick in the first place is beyond me. Wash or kill yourself, because if you don't do one or the other you're going to get an STD.
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>>693629075
id stick my tongue in that hole if you put yours down mine
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>>693629222
that was what i was thinking.
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>>693629350
>from what hole do you piss from?
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>>693629222
Trips has set the prophecy in stone. OP, PREPARE THY COCK

>inb4 OP's dick is Area 51
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ITT: Americans demonstrate that their parents didnt teach them basic hygiene.

here's a tip: if you are uncircumcised and getting as much as OP's pic, it means you have a yeast infection.
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Dubs and OP eats his dick cheese on livestream
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I've never seen something so gross
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>>693629399
STD implies he gets some
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>>693621452
wash your dick you nasty fuck
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>>693621452
>2016
>having such bad hygiene

How is this even possible?
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>>693629795
>here's a tip: if you are uncircumcised and getting as much as OP's pic, it means you have a yeast infection.

This, fuck I've seen so many guys post on /b/ with thrush, fix that shit.
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>>693629828
ROLLING
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>>693621452
RIP OP

your faggotry will be remembered.
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please include me in the screencap you chode-boner
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You dirty, smelly, digesting, sorry excuse for a human being. Clean your penis and take a long hard look at yourself, you dirty cunt
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>>693621452
If trips spread that shit on toast
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>>693629795
Since when are americans uncut? Stay mad americut we're not as dumb as you
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>>693630158
Guys posting about not retracting their foreskin until 15 - that's American, everywhere else in the world your parents teach you to clean your dick properly at 5, it's also the reason phimosis is more common in the US.
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>>693629082
Retard.
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>>693621452
Just Eat it
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>>693630473
Canadian actually. Just did a google search and it's actually harmful to be messing with your foreskin before puberty. You must a cutfag because everyone I know had pain when they first pulled it back.
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>>693621452
It's definitely fungal. It may or may not have yeast in it but likely does. All yeast are fungus in a classificatory sense. Right now you can try monostat vaginal cream on your member and it may work. twice a day minimum. There are better but this is over the counter.

Another product that will definitely help immediately is hibiclens. It's a surgical skin clenser. Pour some right on it and wash with it the best you can tolerate. It too is over the counter but usually kept behind the pharmacy. It's expensive but you need it in my opinion. Buy the bigger bottle and don't be shy using it. No need to dilute. Leave it on for a minute andthen shower it off.

But see doc when you can get appointment.

I would also recommend an oral like fluconazole probably for five to seven days too if you came to see me. I would also script for a cream efinaconazole which is effective and cheap.
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>>693624079
i'm 31. i stopped caring about what is "appropriate for my age" long ago as you should have
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>>693631009
No, it's not. Your foreskin should start to unfuse at about 3, you should be able to retract it when it's comfortable for you, some time in in primary/elementary school. It's painful to retract as a teenager because your skin loses elasticity as you age and your penor is already growing with teenage hormones - your fs should already be stretched and comfortable by that point. You ever wondered why the rest of the uncircumcised world doesn't have these problems like painful retraction/phimosis other than the rare medical cases.
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>>693621452
thats smegma you nasty bitch
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>>693631429
Its pretty common actually, your foreskin is attached to your head from birth that's why it's painful to pull back until you hit puberty.
http://raisingchildren.net.au/articles/foreskin_problems.html
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>>693622510
Expert in kids erections right here
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>>693631881
"The foreskin might not fully separate from the glans until about 16 years. Again, this is normal."

"Your son can wash the substance away with water, but it can also be left for years without problems. By puberty, regular showering will clean it away."
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>>693626811

you can't be this stupid right?
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>>693631881
Yeah, I wrote that in my post if you'd actually read it
>Your foreskin should start to unfuse at about 3,
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>>693621826
this
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>>693632080
"Starts to unfuse". You're forgetting it takes another 10 years before it's fully ready to be pulled back.
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>>693621452
/b/ro where are you from?

this other /b/ro is eating old cum from off of a pillow or something

let's get you 2 together if you live close enough
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>>693632168
Only in unusual cases, most guys are completely separated by the time they start school.
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>>693623245
My parents told me to pull it back and clean ever since I was a little kid. Must suck to have shit parents.
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>>693621452
You got the herpsm faggit.
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Stop fucking cheetos and you'll be okay
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>>693621452
looks like djionitis. you get it when you use mustard as lube
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Clean your dick after when you shower and after each bathroom visit like any fucking remotely hygienic person would. Better yet, kill yourself already.
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>>693632250
The link I posted made it pretty clear that its common to have foreskin pain mid teens. I mean 5 people in this thread alone experienced it, can't be that rare. There's literally no reason to be pulling your foreskin back before 12.
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>>693632696
If you also follow it's advice about not retracting your fs then ofc you're going to get pain as a teenager for the reasons I mentioned.

>There's literally no reason to be pulling your foreskin back before 12.

Other than readying your foreskin, cleaning it and enjoying it you mean
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>>693621452
It's called smegma.
It is yet another reason I envy those with circumcized cocks.
Fucking shit we have to deal with every fucking day with this ugly skin flap shit.
I've literally had chicks tell me to go wash up before they'll suck or fuck, or else I get nothing.
A lot of chicks won't even touch an uncircumsized cock because of smegma.
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>>693632891
You are causing damage by not letting it come out on it's own. I'm curious how mangled in apperance you cock is.
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>>693633039
>murrica

You mean the same chicks that collect the same shit in their cuntflaps?
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My dad's got a little wood shop in the garage with an air compressor or whatever. Took me in there when I was like 8 or 9 or something, hooked my foreskin up, blew air into it and I haven't had any trouble pulling my foreskin back since. Hurt like hell but it was quick and it worked.
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>>693621820
Wash your dick more fella, problem solved
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>>693633101
You're missing the point, again. In most guys it's already separated by the time they're bathing alone, which of us retracted his foreskin without any discomfort? It's common in the US because kids aren't educated about retraction and cleanliness, not one of my friends ever had a problem with retraction and all of them were uncut except 2.
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>>693621826
Cleaning only temporarily removes it. It comes back due to the sebaceous glands in the foreskin folds. Bacteria live off this stuff and grow there as do mites that actually live within the gland itself.
It stinks quite frankly within an hour of a thorough wash with antibacterial soap.
No amount of "washing" fixes this.
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>>693633725
Don't eat your missus out anon, or kiss her.
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>>693633348
Why did your dad blow air into your foreskin??
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>>693633494
your in the minority then because its common to have the foreskin pain until you get past the inital stages of puberty. Your penis is useless until your able to produce semen so I'm sticking with its pointless to play with your foreskin before then your doing more damage then harm. You don't have sex before 12 so let your penis grow on it's own without fucking with it. Im just looking at it from an evolutionary perspective, if we needed our foreskin pulled before puberty then we'd able to, but we have no reason to thsts why it's painful
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>>693634085
Man, you are dense dude. I was orgasming for about 2 years before I ever produced any semen and I had a perfectly painless first retraction at the ripe old age of about 5, like most guys with parents who educate them about their penors.

It's painful in puberty because you've lost a lot of elasticity and your penis has grown, until you hit puberty your penis doesn't grow much. So as a young child, small penis and stretchier skin - it's as simple as this. In most countries kids are cleaning their dicks by about the age of 6, not being able to retract comfortably at the age of 18 would be seen as something of concern.

Until I was an adult I didn't even know about people having problems with retraction, nobody I know ever suffered from it and over years on /b/ I've come to associate that with guys from America and parents who didn't teach them.
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>>693629075
errr, you do know that cock is uncircumcised, right?
you can literally see the foreskin pulled back
also no scar around shaft
not sure why you call that pic "circwin"
>retard much?
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>>693621452
chicken salt.
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>>693634635
No he was circumcised, he posted on /b/ a couple of years ago, a whole bunch of pics. He was looking to get surgery to correct it.
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>>693621831
>foreskin removal

What are you American?
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>>693634535
I could orgasm before then as well I just didn't pull my foreskin back. I really don't see the point in washing your foreskin when it hasn't been retracted yet so there's nothing for you to be smelling it only stinks when you pull it back. Not my fault you parents were creeps and jerked you off in the shower and used this excuse
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>>693629795
Op here. I'm Brit.
Most Amerifags are circumcised.
Pretty common knowledge.
Did you not see the foreskin?
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>>693621452
looks like dorito crumbs
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>>693635061
Despite what you think your Sebaceous glands were still producing sebum, that sebum was still collecting under your foreskin your whole childhood, this is known as smegma.
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>>693635340
Yes and it's natural and harmless and pointless to wash away when your dick is growing and needs the natural oils and shit thst smegma has. Unless you were getting your dick sucked at 12 It's pointless I never once noticed it smell until I was older and could fully retract it
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>>693635608
Shit around your arsehole is also natural, doesn't mean you shouldn't wash it away.
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>>693621452
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>>693633252
Yes. Same shit chicks get in their cunt flaps--but only chicks that have huge cunt flaps that are stuck together and can't breathe--and even then it is nothing compared to the smegma you get from an uncut cock. It is the fact that the skin flaps over fully and is not exposed to air that causes this. Labia in women are generally exposed to air and don't overlap like this.

The problem is pretty much isolated to our uncut cocks.

>living with this disgusting shit
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>>693633959
To separate the glans from the foreskin or whatever so I can retract the foreskin and clean that shit
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>>693621452
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>>693635779
Wrong, it comes from the Sebaceous glands initially and that collects random other bits and bobs - chicks labia produce sebum just like the foreskin to protect the skin, no difference there.
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>>693635721
It's not though it itches and feels like shit until you wash it, my dick felt fine. These pics of cheese pics like OP is fags who spit on their dick on don't shower for weeks
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>>693634800
Are you retarded?
He is very clearly NOT circumcised.
>asking 4chan to disregard what the eyes see and to buy into your pretend story with a not-so-hidden agenda
>being this fucking retarded
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>>693636019
OP's is either madeup or something like thrush and whilst I agree sebum/smegma is a natural function of the foreskin like any other form of sebum it has a usedby date and should be washed periodically.
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>>693636156
If anon who posted a lot of pics showing his circumcision and asked about surgery wasn't in fact circumcised - where did his fucking frenulum go?
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>>693624079
Platy?
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>>693634800
lol
that image has been posted here since 2010 you newfag
i have it on my hd and the date i saved it from 4chan is 2010-04-27
you were in a newfag troll thread IF anything you say is true (doubtful)
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>>693621452
>Being 19
>Thinking it's okay to be virgin
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>>693636447
That series of images anon, there were probably a dozen in his collection. What exactly was the troll you refer to?
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>>693635023
I just assume all uncut dick are like this, and the American cut is superior. MDGA
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>>693622120
Here we go again. Could you explain to me for the hundredth time what are the benefits of mutilating yourself?
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>>693636375
I'm not him.
However, I am a medfag.
That penis is definitely uncircumcised.
1. No circumcision scar around circumference at approximately 1/3 down the distal axis. Said scar would be approximately 7-10 mm in diameter and would be characterized by scar tissue.
2. There is absolutely no scar tissue on that penis. The image shows what is obviously a standard growth defect from having a foreskin fail to properly separate and thus tear. If it was trauma, there'd again be scar tissue and there is none.
3. The foreskin is readily apparent and intact around the rest of the glans, albeit pulled back. Granted, where the growth defect is that you are looking at in that image shows very little foreskin but this again is likely due to the birth defect.
4. The incidence of this type of growth defect in the uncircumcised is ~8%, albeit that image shows it to a greater degree.
5. This is textbook and that is clearly an uncircumcised penis.
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>>693636720
How can you americuts use the same line everytime? Do you not shower? Stay mad my dick feels 20x better than yours
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>>693636642
>claims series
>posts none
>tells stories all over thread while bearing disgusting uncut cock smegma stink that women are repulsed by
>being this jelly
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>>693637226
>No frenulum
>He's been circumsized idiot
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>>693621452
>hygiene
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>>693637226
Yeah, sorry anon but you are wrong, I also saw the other side of his penis, there was no foreskin. What you are seeing on the underside and calling a foreskin is bridging between two sections, just look at the right hand side of his cock.

>>693637436
Why do I need to save 12 or so pictures of a guys cock when one demonstrates it perfectly.
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>>693636791
Far less risk of infection
Last longer during sex
Dick that women actually want to fuck
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>>693637895
>Far less risk of infection
If you're a nigger fucking aids infested niggers in a nignog country
>Last longer during sex
kek
>Dick that women actually want to fuck
Probably true in murrica
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>>693637895
First point is only valid if you don't shower. Lasting longer during sex is learned and irrelvent to the mutilation status of your dick. I lol at the last one
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>>693637895
As long as you not from America and you're not a jew, women don't give a shit if you're circumcised or not.
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>>693621452
Wash your dick bro
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>>693637895
maybe you do last longer during sex because you don't feel as good. that's actually the reason the jews do it, because according to their retarded religion, god wants you to cut a chunk of your dick off because sex isn't supposed to feel good
>yfw you'll never experience sex the way it's meant to be experienced
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>>693623245
> Phimosis
Just cut.
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>>693638431
forgot pic because i couldn't find one that would resemble your sad fucking face
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>>693637497
apparently you are retarded then
how funny you call the anons idiots
i'm sorta medfag too
the other medfag is right
that is textbook phimosis
it is also obviously uncircumcised because there's no circumcision scar at all

you are confirmed for being summer as fuck, kid
if not, you are one dumbass adult and need to step away from 4chan and read a book
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>>693621820
Wash your dick you disgusting fuck.
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>>693621452
Try a shower, you disgusting faggot.
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>>693622837
Learn to read
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>>693638636
>being this mad your retarded
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>>693637895
The "infection" legend. Don't fuck niggers and you're fine.

Last longer: another legend made up by muricans with mutilated dicks.

And this guy: >>693638148 is a 100% right. I've never EVER heard about any European girls concerned about that. It doesn't blow my mind anymore cause I've been here forever but damn I remember when I first realised muricans were "proud" of their mutilated penis I was baffled.
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>>693638636
Phimosis is the inability to retract your foreskin anon, not the lack of a foreskin.
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>>693628656
Sick bait.
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>>693624079
Shamefully 34 and counting
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>>693637753
>Yeah, sorry anon but you are wrong
Oh, okay my internet friend. I'll just turn in my medical license and board certification as an OB-GYN.

I didn't realize anons were this ignorant.

Believe what you want, but maybe go look it up when you have a chance. What you are looking at is an uncircumcised penis with a defect from phimosis. Period.
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>>693639050
I'm a dropout stoner and I know more than you, you must a a shitty doctor. Besides the guy posted before and proved he was circumsized
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>>693623245
Nobody explained basic hygiene to you nor your dick was ever seen by an andrologist?
Exactly how white trash are you?
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>>693638872
pretty sure you didn't understand what he wrote
it's a defect from phimosis

just looked it up

he's right

give it a rest

we were wrong

live with it and move on
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>>693624079
36, looks like I'm the stuckest
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>>693639234
Check the exif.
The pic is 6 years old.
Not 2 years ago.
You were trolled kiddo.
Pretty common on 4chan.

>lurk moar
you'll learn
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>>693628113
I forgot how old I was the first time I was able to pull it back all the way, but man it blew my mind
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>>693639050
Yeap, rightyoh

>>693639583
my apologies for losing track of time on /b/, next time I'll note down the date of d/l on my images
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>>693639583
the pic is 6 years old so what? He's still been circumsized
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>>693639583
give up
he's >>693634800
>>693636375
>>693637497
>>693637753
>>693638752
>>693638872
>>693639234
obviously retarded.
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>>693628334
Keep exploring kid, you'll figure it out
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>>693639896
>next time I'll note down the date of d/l on my images
just put your cursor on the image and hit properties
>computer much?

jeezus, are you this friggin dumb?

why are you posting at all?

your mom is calling you
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>>693639931
more hurr-durr from ye
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>>693639931
Ok. I'm out.
There's literally NO CIRCUMCISION SCAR YOU DIPSHIT!!!
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>>693623245
Really 14, I've been cleaning mine since 10
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>>693640320
That might help if it hadn't changed pc's and hdd's more than once anon.

>>693640156
Way to link a single person there
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>>693640470
y r u still talking
>confirmed for retard
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BRUH YOUVE GOT DICK CHEESE
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Smegma.

Wash your dick...
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>>693640423
Check out all that scarring
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>>693621452
Literally wash your dick.
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That's strange. I have foreskin and I've never gotten dick cheese in my life. Explain?
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>>693636791
My cock doesn't look like a dog Dick.
Women like it.
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>>693621536
discussing shit you need to shower and I think go to a doctor
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I love my circumcision
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>>693637296
But it looks disgusting.
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>>693640668
lol
how pathetic you are
you literally searched for another pic to back up your bullshit repeatedly proven as wrong itt?
fyi, that pic shows a very clear circumcision scar, but one that looks post-phimosis
lol
you're a dumbass for sure and soooooo fucking dumb you don't even realize you are dumb
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>>693641009
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>>693621452
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO.
Go to a doctor btw
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>>693641105
And you're a faggot
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>>693640678
genetics
i bet you are bald or balding too
amirite?
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>>693641105
Well technically I did search but it wasn't on the net. What that guy has is skin bridging from infant circ healing badly.
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>>693641140
Some massive nerd with a nose to her toes is getting paid to suck a human anteater?
Keep lying to yourself. I've asked every woman I have slept with and with maybe two exceptions, they all think uncut dicks look, taste, and feel inferior compared to a cut cock.
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>>693641175
we get that you have an ugly (uncut) cock and you are butthurt shitposting all over this thread, but maybe grow up?
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>>693621831
He doesn't need foreskin removal. He just needs to stretch and exercise his foreskin so it becomes easy to pull back and clean everything.

Look how pink and red it is because it's so tight around his dickhead.
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>>693641369
stay mad
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>>693641291
I doubt he was circumcised as an infant. That type of scar is typical of adolescent circumcision due to phimosis.

You seem to be shitting all over yourself.

Are you not embarrassed?

With every single post you sound dumberererererrrrrrrrrrr
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>>693625952
Or you have a microdick.
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>>693632383
Jesus christ, I thought i was gonna be the only one with non retarded parents in this thread.
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>>693621950

>Smegma
Sounds like Sigma's retarded half-brother
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>>693641369
>being pro penis mutilation.
Faggot
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>>693641616
Amused mostly, it's always funny talking to "medfags" on /b/
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For most that are uncircumcised, they don't experience phimosis to that extent because their fathers suck their cocks throughout post-natal care in order to nurture their faggotry for later in life.

This is why most homosexual males are uncircumcised.
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mfw americans are cucks and mutilate their own penises because it's what their women want. The smell and lasting longer doesn't bother us any I wonder why america is the only country on earth that regularly does this lol
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>>693641903
>imblying it wasn't the USA gay culture that made aids a thing in the western world
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>>693641913
Hurr my wife won't give me head because I'm a pathetic beta, time to mutilate a nation!!!
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>>693641193
Nah, I'm very hairy actually. I have long hair at the moment.
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cutfag here, what does a forskin feel like and pulling it back feel like. The concept is so foreign to me.
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>>693633725
s-so circumisation is the key ?
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>>693641369
>wanting to please women's preference instead of having all of your pleasure intact
>it's geographical, cut men are popular where men are cut in the majority
>intact men are the preference where intact men are the majority
You're idiotic
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>>693642102
Don't forget your bi-daily enema
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>>693642135
how does a wet tounge feel sliding on your head? It feels great obviously. Getting a handjob feels like a blowjob once she spits on it
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>>693642105
then i dunno
usually the balder you are, the more smegma
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>>693642135
Hard to describe anon, because it's rolling it's not quite the same feeling as sliding.
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Circumcision should be fucking illegal. Babies can't consent. It's as simple as that. It's a body modification. You wouldn't tattoo or pierce your baby. Don't make them fucking bleed and scream and rage because you sliced the eyelid to their dick off
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>>693622634
only on 4chan would idiots argue about cut v. uncut
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>>693628893
How the fuck dose this even happen?
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>>693621452
Wow, im 20 and am uncircumcised, have had tons of sex, jerk off a lot, have weeks where i just sit around and don't shower for a few days at a tine, sometimes a week plus when i go camping/hiking and have never had 10% of what looks like rotting dick. It looks like you jerked of 4 times a day for 3 months and didnt shower once. Its because of fags like you that uncircumcised dudes get bad reps. Like really, the absolute minuimum you have to do which will prevent dick cheese is shower once a week and whilst taking said shower pull back your foreskin for 5 seconds. Yours is fucked tho, either steel wool or go to the doc and get it lasered off. Fuck
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>>693641903
most of the world is uncircumcised it has nothing to do with sexual preference
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>>693642339
You're a shitty doctor. Also, Smegmaman is my favorite video game series.
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>>693631949
Giggled
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Also by the time you're 30 your underwear and pants have caused a lot of friction on the head of your penis if it isn't protected by foreskin. This leads to calcification of the glans in which nerves are deadened and pleasure is severely lowered. Not to mention removal of the phrenulum entirely, the most sensitive part of the whole fucking human body.
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Dick Cheese, Clean your dick you sick bastard, wipe down after every self handjob, gross.
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>>693642357
feels like sliding to me
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>>693642584
And if it's done in infants glans scarring due to removal of fused foreskin.
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