You have to actually leave your house and walk around, faggot

Simple maths

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>>693621256
NO POKÉMON IS GREAT!!!!!!!!

Is this game on iphone only?

>>693621256
Its a glitch, you need to delete and reinstall android,

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Kek

>>693623188
Nice! Unfortunatly I live in the country, so all I get are Pokemon that are common everywhere like pidgey and ratata. Any tips on helping making them appear more often?

>>693624319
quality of the pokemon is not based on where you live, its based on how high your trainer level is. Get to a higher level to find better pokemon

>>693624319
Samefag here, hell I wouldn't mind the pidgeys and the ratatas at this point

>>693624319
I feel the pain
I've seen only 3 pokestops

>>693625389
It's not really the lack of pokestones,(I live far enough out where I haven't seen a pokestop) it's just I live in an area where Pokemon seem to not want to show up unless I put up the incense ow whatever the bait stuff is.

>>693623188
MODS

Use fake gps generator

>>693623188
how the hell?

>>693623188
did you evolve your eevee into a Vaporeon or did you just catch the Vaporeon. if you did evolve it did you get to pick what form it took

>>693622923
No

>>693622923
No

>>693627284
Results in a ban.

>>693623188
DO you or anyone else know if there is a way to start new game , because i want to choose my starting pokemon again , i fucked up first time and didn´t knew i can choose so i took the first one i saw

It's 10am where I am, and most of my time-sensitive work is on hold until Monday. Should I get stoned and wander outside playing Pokemon Go by myself?

>>693627570
How do they catch you?

>>693627650
you can catch starter pokemon. i have three bulbasaurs and a charmander. i found a higher level bulba than my starter, so i just got rid of my starter

>>693627828
I have to go to the office today but I'll be finished after a couple hours and I think I'll wander around outside like a retard after that. So yeah sure do it faggot.

>>693627850
I assume they can pick up if your character is jumping from one place to another.

>>693627970
oh okay good to know , thats great

>>693628138
i hope not, cause gps makes you do that anyway.

Anybody know of any legendaries in the 702?

>>693628372
i dont think there are any reports in the world of one yet

Download and play the game ingress. Portals in ingress are hot spots for pokemon.

>>693628347
I mean like, more obvious jumping. Like if you're in the US one minute and like 20 miles away the next.

>>693621256
its flawed, it's devs forgot about the people who actually play pokemon. Kids and people who don't leave their house. So just delete the app, it's only good for bored otaku moms.

>>693628629
also any kind of park or reserve spawns pokemon like crazy.

>>693621256
Some little kids are walking up and down the street were I live. Sometimes they scream "Charmender! Squirtle! OMG Fearov!!"
They don't even look were they are walking, twitching, like miniature zombies.

"What are those faggots doin'" says John, a 75yrs old fiorist, half a beer on the table and smoking his mid-morning cigarette.
I try to answer him "They are catching Pokemòn... A japanese team programmed the surroundings so everyone with a smartphone is able to catch some digital beasts that they scattered around the world."
John raises an eyebrow. "Oh.. so let me get this straight, there are some invisible monsters around?"
"Yeah, and it just started. It will be really worst in a little while."
John is confused. The world he knew is falling under his feet. He sips the beer, takes his phone and sents a voice message to his wife "Agatha, close the windows and spray some Vape, there are Pokemons!"

>>693623188
MODS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>693621256
i walked around my yard and caught 5 in 20 mins

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>>693628824
its flawed because they are trying to get people outside while still playing Pokemon? Right.

>>693628905
THANK YOU

>>693622936
Don't do this

>>693629031
Well flawed for those who wouldn't ever leave their house. I said it's good for otaku moms who need nostaglia.

G´damnit, I´m so jealous it´s not yet out in Europe. Trashy continent...

>>693627650
Delete the application data and go back into the game. Choose a different gmail to use. New character achieved.

>>693629156
i get it, i just hate how some people call it trash because you have to actually leave your house (Not saying you called it trash) Personally i love that it makes people get up and go outside

>>693629370
Are you hoping to meet a qt3.14 gf because of this or something?

so in order to play this you need walk around the city and have a steady internet connection?

>>693623188
All that CP will get u a ban
MODS

>>693629605
Na haha Just in my profession when you see all these lazy fat ass kids it good to see a game company trying to fix the problem

>>693629605
nintendo have always encouraged exercise.

evidence: pocket pikachu, pocket pikachu colour, pokemon heartgold/soulsilver pedometer

this is basically the same thing, in a standalone multiplayer game. and i'm okay with that.

>>693629701
I work for a cable company. Fat fucks sitting on their asses are some of my best customers. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>693629899
lol i bet haha

Fucking game is retarded. You're either autistic or having a nostalgism of you enjoy this game longer than the initial 5 minutes of ”that's cool” novelty.

>>693630305
what's the matter? is it too different for you? got too much nostalgia there buddy?

>>693629157
>G´damnit, I´m so jealous it´s not yet out in Europe. Trashy continent...
Download the apk file from some site. I have it downloaded and I'm assuming it'd work for you cause I live in Canada

Yesterday I drove around town for a good 7 hours finding pokemon, gyms, and pokė stops. If you live in a big city, go jump on public transportation and catch them all!

>>693631728
this. i spend two hours on a bus each day and i catch SO much great shit.

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I saw some kid walking around hooting and hollering at his phone like an aspie.

Is it safe to say he was playing this?
He looked like he was having fun so I might have to get it.

>>693632641
Until they get player vs player battles the game is pointless

>>693629157
yes it works , playing in germany here

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>>693629605
Hell YES

>>693632777
nice trips. not technically true though. good stuff is bound to come eventually. might as well collect them until then. nintendo still own the rights, so they're gonna make sure it's not complete shit

>>693632865
Have you seen the wii u? I don't trust nintendo at all

>>693633049
the wii u is hardware, not software. if people don't like it, they can't do shit to make it better. it's common practice for software companies nowadays to start simple and build towards customer demands

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>>693630305
Says the fat autistic guy that's caught the same ratatat 7 times in his mom's basement.

I get decent amounts of Pokemon but I see no pokestops or gyms anywhere nearby

>>693633666
Well they have reached the depths of hell yet Satan give it a few days

I cant use it where i live, because if you go out you'll probably get shot on the knee just to rob your phone :(

>>693633626
Lel

can you see the location of other players in this faggot ass app? i wanna bully some nerds, this seems like the perfect tool

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>>693633804
But it's all about meee

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>>693634373
Soon Satan hope that tsx cake was delicious, soon you will be catching all the fire type pokemon in your lair

>>693634362
you can see when someone takes over a gym. but that's about it

How do you get pokemon to appear in tall grass?

>>693635129
When you go to catch a pokemon, point your phone at tall grass before you click him

>>693635412
good post

>be me
>see two down syndromes fighting over a gym
>"fuck off cunt"
>"stop taking it"
>heartily chuckle to myself whilst catching pidgeys

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Dubs names my charmander

>>693635656
FlameFag

>>693635656
Alton Sterling

>>693635656
Charmander

>>693635656

fat n tall as fuck Charmander there call him The Blob

>>693635842
Creative

>>693635656
xXCharmanderXx

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>>693621256
>tfw


>pokemon go is just a ruse to collect video surveillance

>>693635656 Squirtle

>>693635656
Squirtle

>>693635888
Trips checked

>>693635656
RoastingMachine9000

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>>693636111
Winrar

>>693635656
Flaming faggot

>>693636025
>not thinking it's a way to collect exact gps locations on millions of people around the world

The government already has cameras everywhere. But when the government knows exactly where everyone is at all times, that's when trouble starts

>>693637271
i like where youre going with this

>>693637381
I don't like where the nsa is going with this

Hey speaking of shitty multi player games that don't work right, anyone still play the crew?

Should I spend resources on powering up pokemon or leveling them up asap? What's the purpose of CP? Just started an hour ago

>>693627437
Nah its random

>>693635656
nigger

>>693627437
not th op but i dont think you get to choose. i think its random

I really want this game but i'm a fag who lives in the UK and Itunes wont let me create an account thats in the US. Can anyone help me out? I really want to play this

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>use incense
>game starts giving error in response to any command
>can't attempt to catch pokemon showing up
>incense based on real world time, it ran out
cool

any ways to cheat and get your eggs to hatch faster? pretty sure the gps know if you are driving in a car

>>693638767
Cp from what I understand is how good they are in combat, how many hit points they have. Shit like that

>>693639204
Ride a bike

>>693637271
Most people already have GPS enabled on their phones anyway

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So far

>>693628138
Why would that matter? It could just be multiple people playing on the same account but different phones/tablets.

>>693638435
Haven't played in forever. Beat the story and got bored.

>>693640002
Man its hard to even stay interested in the story line

>>693640353
Very true. Kinda just kept playing just to finish what I started. Did the race around the edge of the US. 2 hours wasted there.

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>>693639397
Source?

>>693639398
no emo cucks
kek

>>693629864
Don't forget the entire Wii system. Wii fit, bowling, ect. Designed to get you off the couch and moving while still gaming. I think it's a good thing they're doing.

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I need a new name for my Dodrio since I've evolved it, this name is useless. Dubs or a multiple of 9 can name it (12 characters is maximum for a name).

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The real question is, why is it such a horrific piece of shit?

>>693621256
use your Fuckin feet and walk around? maybe you could try that. if you walk around, to you'll see grass moving around you and they will pop up

Ingress player here lurking for more feedback

>>693641983
KFC reject

Has anyone done a gym battle yet? I'm curious as to if it's like the old regular pokemon games with a set leader or if you're fighting against other (real) trainers.

>>693642119
It's a mobile game. Another app made by the same people (ingress is the name) was also plagued by bugs and server issues at launch. Now it's a decent game