ITT: characters that are literally you.
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>>693620739
you posted the wrong picture my friend.
>>693620739
I keep hearing them in my head.
I jack off a lot. I guess this is as close as it gets.
>>693620739
The edge is real
>>693620833
I came here to do that. Thanks.
I hate these threads.
>>693620833
>the king of hearts
>>693620739
Let me guess:
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
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>>693623106
Basically I'm drunk and pissed off.
>tips fedora
>>693623252
If you have a cute gamer sister loli I'm jealous as fuck.
>>693623252
So you're a long haired beta?
Not the mercenary killer part, but the obnoxiously sarcastic part.
>>693623615
Head back to Tumblr.
>>693623733
never been
>>693623871
Then kill yourself.
>>693620739
Joker seems fitting since nobody takes you seriously and you're always acting like a fool, OP
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>>693620739
kys
>>693624726
>kys
>implying we're all underage and we speak redditish
>>693624872
Faggot
>>693625131
underage amerifat who's gay and browse trap threads
>>693625309
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>693625679
Obviously underage.
What are you doing here, Anon?
>>693625867
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>>693620739
Holy fuck you are not a criminal master mind and your not a cartoon character. You are a fucking faggit though
>>693625867
summer is strong in you
>>693625867
trying to hard to fit in
Is /b/ getting even stupider or is it just me?
>>693623176
Easily relatable
Intelligent but underestimated. Those who know me well get along, anyone else sees an unlikable idiot or a crazy "I'd avoid topical conversations with him, lest he lose his cool and snap" types. But in the end I just don't want to build my friends circle but better it and would rather live like kings of a ghost town then nobodies in a sprawling city.
tl;dr
Friends before everything for with then you there is nothing.
Few LOYAL friends > lots of SELFISH cunts
I'm not weak/dumb/ugly your just quick to judge.
Fuck your Burnside nose up high bs I'd rather be living in Halet Cove.
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