What kind of music.

Fuck off cunt

wish me luck

>>693619966
prove it

>>693619966
Nice dub dubs, but isn't calling yourself "very famous" a bit of a stretch these days, Huey?

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>>693619966
Did Chris Brown hit you?

>>693619966
Nice dubs, faggot

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>>693619966
How do you expect this AMA to not go sideways if you don't have anything to support your claim?

>>693620076
From a musical standpoint, I have many styles I cover. I'm classically trained on the piano but my roots are really deep with blues, jazz, funk, rock, etc. I also play guitar and write songs for myself and other artists.

>>693620131
why so salty, m8?

That smell...

>>693619966
Post a pic of something to prove it, an award, shot of home studio, smth like that.

>>693619966
Franku?

>>693619966
You have a shitty stove for being a famous musician. Im mot buying it

>>693619966
what musician ?

>>693620225
No, u
>>693620297
Let's not bicker about semantics, eh?

>>693620311
lol no, but I know him and Polo and, honestly, when you hear his side of the story, that bitch deserved it. She's one of those alpha bitches that will get in your face and poke and poke and he said he just saw red and exploded.
Having said that, Chris Brown is kind of a fag.

>>693620353
thx, I try

>>693620357
too risky and I know how you guys are. I don't want this thread to backfire and people know I browse /b/.

>>693620521
Yeah, proof or liar.

>>693619966
If you are so famous why waste your time on /b/?

>>693620521
I'm in a hotel room in NYC waiting for a driver to take me to the airport. Posting this from iPhone. Nothing to take a picture of here that would really prove anything.

>>693620565
True, but you know you'd eat some of those tendies if I made them for you, desu

>>693620586
>being this retarded

>>693620666
Checked, nice. Can i have some?

What is your guitar rig (amps, effects, guitars...)?

>>693619966
whats the notes in a Dm7b5G7alt

>>693620521
This

what are your views on the shootings this week?

>>693620666
Nice satanic trips! Because this place is entertaining and I'm just waiting for the car to show up, which is supposed to be at 9am. Traveling a lot can lead to insomnia, and 4chan is a fun place to just mentally check out and unwind.

contents of your pockets?

>>693619966
youre a fucking piece of shit, niigers gonna bash yo fucking head and rape your faggot ass jewish scumfuck

>>693620890
Male or female?

how does it feel to go to a different town every night, play the same song for the 100th time and still have to smile and \m/ rock out like you mean it? Do you die inside knowing you'll have to do it 1,000 more times because it's no longer about the music, it's because you've sold your soul?

If you know other artists/musicians/famous folk, are they generally intelligent or are they as dumb as pop media makes them seem?

>>693620823
I'm not as good with my chord names. However, if you played it for me I would be able to spell the notes out for you just using my ears. My aural skills are impeccable.

>>693620859
So sad. It was really interesting seeing the people who were there basically protesting police reacting humanely to the horrors of policemen getting murdered by snipers.

As far as gun control goes, I'm a closeted libertarian-leaning cynic. Let people have guns. Let people do what they want.

>>693620892
Haha, keys, wallet, a few of those little bottles of vodka for later this morning, my pipe/kit bag, sunglasses, and phone i guess

>>693621084
this

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>>693619966
Where'd you get that pic?

>>693621145

Some measure of your success?

How much is your house worth? What do you drive? How much money is in your bank account?

>>693620709
Take a picture of your hotel bathroom as proof, thank you.

>>693620983
Thanks for the warning, I'll be diligent.

>>693621084
male

>>693621104
I genuinely love doing what I do. The band makes it so much easier. I'm not on tour right now though, it's kind of more studio/production time of the year. I am playing a show tonight though.

I haven't sold my soul, though I've had chances and I've known a few others who have. I'm just glad I get to do something I love and make a nice living at it. At the end of the day, money isn't really as important as you think. It's not what you buy that makes you who you are, it's what you give.

I know, I'm a fag.

>>693621112
Most are genuinely very intelligent. Like, some of them of course are vapid and stupid but you'd be surprised how insanely sharp and articulate some artists are. They made it to the top because they stood out and made smart moves along the way well before anyone heard of them. Pro-tip: no press is bad press.


I don't care if y'all believe me or not, but this has been fun. I have time for a couple more questions then I gotta bounce!

>>693619966
What is your guitar rig (amps, effects, guitars...)?

>>693621434
Do you enjoy what you do or do you just enjoy the money?

>>693619966
major part of famous musicians are fucking degenerates...
Do you like traps? Are you a faggot?

>>693621304
I have two houses and a condo. I bought my parents a house and also my brother a house. I feel weird talking about how much these are as I don't measure value by how much money it costs. Let's just say that most of the price of the houses I own is from the surrounding land they are situated on. I keep it pretty simple driving. I have a few cars but I'm not gonna go spend $300k on some faggot car just so people and LA can think I'm awesome. Justin Bieber is a faggot for this reason. I have plenty of money in my bank account.

>>693621317
Nah, dude. Too risky. EXIF data and I dunno probably a hundred other ways for people to figure out who I am with a phone picture.

So when you say major.. How major are we talking? Is that you Taylor?

>>693621434
Post some live pic, any pic. Make us believe that we are speaking to someone rich. Pic of your hotel room, your pocket contents, your guitar, anything..

>>693621728
>famous musician
>literally rich enough to do anything in the world
>cant reveal he goes to a mainstream website or he will get in twubble

kys u faggoty bitch

nevermind, Ricky

>>693621532
I enjoy what I do first and foremost...it's why I've come across opportunities and been prepared to capitalize on them. I've been very successful because I love what I do. Money isn't success. In fact, it ruins a lot of people's potential.

>>693621675
>a lot of famous musicians are fucking degenerates
You got that right, bud. And not just musicians...actors/actresses, PR people, label people, newspeople. Some of the biggest gatekeepers of the music industry, like the MAIN DUDES....man. I have heard stories and I've seen shit go down at parties. The fuck.

I don't like traps....girls don't have penises. I love beautiful women and I don't have problems getting to know them. I'm only a faggot for posting this thread.

Okay guys, I gotta split. It's been fun. If you have a dream, work at it and if you're good enough and you work hard enough, you will rise to the top of the crowd. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Ron Paul 2012.

What do you get out of lying like this on b? You faggot. Go kill yourself.

>>693621728
>Lol so fake.
As if anyone is going to be able to tell who you are by getting the Exif data from a hotel that has literally 100s of rooms and even more guests.

Do you know TSwift? If so, does she really browse here or that just a meme?

>>693621145
>Plays guitar
>writes songs for other artists
>into Jazz
>can't name the notes in a chord

>>693622168
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Ron Paul 2012.
Another bait fag. Saged

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So get me a job. I'm a programmer with a CS degree and experience in your area.

>>693622294

Lol for real my nigga. Doesn't know the chords/notes but can name them if he hears them? What kind of shit is that?

I'd call him a nigger, but this is only something white people would do.

>>693619966
How's your day been today?

>>693622294

neither can i, just i can name almost any note by sound, its just how some people do it.

I play guitar/keyboard/piano

Am i the only one obsessed with the pic though ? Tell me more about this "panless" cooking. I am genuinely intrigued. Have there been accidents ? How would one go about roasting a whole large bird "panless" style over one of those gas stoves, the ones with 4 burners, 1 large, 2 medium and 1 small?!

Stop buying ops shit. Everytime you ask for legitimate proof that doesn't reveal identity he comes up with paragraphs of replies as to why he can't. Fake and fucking homosexual, post your face faggot. Association with /b/ doesn't matter cause of you were famous you would know how easily you could pin it on a fan.

Post a pic of the view. We would literally get nothing out of a pic from a window. Otherwise you're some anonymous lying faggot.

>>693622771
So much this

Not Taylor Swift again.

>>693622249
not a meme bruh, she even named her cat with a name the /b/tards gave to it

Have a safe trip to page 10 fucking attention seeking autist. Only music you make is with your fleshlight and lube.

>>693622249
It's true. She even posted a pic of her with no face showing but the people regonized it from the background that it is her

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>>693619966
What an amazing coincidence, I am also a super famous musician that does everything you do but better. I will also not do anything to prove it.

>>693622829
>Otherwise
It is some anonymous lying faggot.
Like said previously. If you were a famous artist, you would realise how easy pinning your social media faults on others is.

>>693623197
Thread debunked, can Spiderman please get in here. We need a hero.

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>>693623161
Hey there /b/ro!, I am a famous music producer that enables you to do everething but greater! I will also not do anything to prove it.

OP here. I suck cocks.

>>693623161
What? NO WAY. I'm too a very very very famous musician and I'm better than both of you but ofc I won't post anything duh

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>>693623331
I am a famous record label owner that funds everything you do to make music better. I will also not do anything to prove it.

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>>693623161
>>693623331
>>693623389
NO I'm so famous sooo much more than all of you

Taylor are there nudes be honest

>>693623589
Hey guys, I think this one might be legit if he posts something to prove it.

>>693620812
Not OP but I'm glad to see another guitarfag if you're still here. I have an LTD ec-1000 active emg pickups and cobalt strings, a pod HD 500 and I generally use reaper and fruitful oops as my interface

>>693623589


I am the owner of the largest media chain in the world and I can make you richer and famouser even if your music is shit. Also I will not prove anything because of reasons.

>>693623681
Fuck no. I'm legit but I won't post anything to prove it

>download Fruity Loops
>saying you are musician

kek

>>693623796
Damn, we were so close!

>>693623812
hahahaha you're a baby. I use Ableton B)

>>693619966
Hey i am jesus christ, I DONT HAVE LONG, no i won't give you free salvation, no i won't post timestamp or anything to actually prove that i am jesus, i won't respond to people who will be judging me decision to provide proof cause only to the autistic fucks who are actually too dumb stupid to believe that i am jesus christ, have at it boyz.

>>693623971
Logic Pro Master Race Reporting

>>693623796

Post a picture of your keyring faggot. Do not worry about exif data, 4chiiin deletes it when you upload a picture.

>>693623999
also pic related, it's what you see after you die faggits

>>693623844
Nice dubs. but yeah dude I'm legit

Op seemed legit tbh.

>>693620406

regina spektor detected
... or actually maybe you're chilly gonzales

I'm legit because i say i'm legit

seems legit

>>693623812
>Not recognizing how many famous musicians use it
>Omg user friendly it must be bad.
Post your music faggot. I'll show you mine if you show yours bitch.

How worthless do you feel even though you are famous?

>>693624159
i only produce music in MS Paint

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>>693619966
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>>693623999

THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD

>>693624241

made me smile

>>693619966
>I am a famous musician
>no timestamp

Why bother pretending? If you say you're famous without saying anything then in my book, all you are, is codswallop. If your logic stands then I'm King Fucking Arthur.

>>693624127
lol regina spektor would come on /b/ and claim she's actually (still) famous.

>>693624241
each song takes over 9000 hours

Hey Mr singer man, how much money would you say you clear each month? Just curious about how much money you dudes make.

>>693624312
well, good stuff just takes time