Drive a car

install pokemon red version

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>>693617687
your smartphone has a gps sensor, you'll have to tap into that and make it think it's somewhere else
or you reverse engineer some part of the software and find out where your coordinates are saved and change that value.
Oh what's that? That's work? Yes it is, nobody is doing it for you (for free anyways).

>>693617687
bump

same here. its cold as a nigger outside.. and I cant be fucked driving in the hood

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Get one of these bad boys

If you dont want to get out of the house you will have to spend real money on the pokemon money then use that pokemon money to buy incense and use those to attract pokemon.

>>693618326
you are too much american for me

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>>693618326

i was going to work this morning and saw two grown fucking men running around chasing pokemon

this fucking game

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>>693617687
Holy shit Op, how can you be such an enormous faggot?

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>>693618326
This is what the world needs: People staring at their smartphones while driving on one of these, while chugging mountain dew and eating cheetos.
A new, more extreme form of degeneracy.

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>>693618326
Underated post

Top kek

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>>693618326

>>693618671
you should watch 'idiocracy'

>>693618326
AMERICA YES

>>693618792
did it 9/10 movie

>>693618557
Even though I'm an eurofag, this is how I imagine americans solving their problem with walking

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>>693618326

>>693617687
get a doggo
attach smartphone to doggo
allow doggo to walk around
prophet

>>693617687
Do you think pokemon go will be more popular than minecraft among pedo as a way to meet underage girls ?

>>693619277
unlikely.

what parents let their youngins go walkies late at night alone?

>>693619598
why does it have to be late at night ? And there is plenty of teen who are free to move around alone during day

>>693618326
pokemon go kart

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>Be me
>No friends
>Strolling around on PGO alone
>See a Pokestop a little ways away
>HeyThatsPrettyGood.png
>Decide to ride bike over there
>Didn't bother to check where I was actually going
>Turns out the Pokestop is in a graveyard
>Well shit
>Go in anyway because why not
>Looking for Pokestop
>Says it's in a family burial ground
>ThatsFuckedUp.webm
>Finally find it
>Casket is being lowered into the ground
>Maybe 50 people watching and crying
>Immediately regret coming here
>Try to sneak away
>Hear "Hey! Who the hell are you?"
>PlzNo.jpg
>I need to hide ASAP
>See building in the distance
>Run like fuck
>People chasing me, don't know why
>Get to the building
>Front door is locked
>ReallyNigga.gif
>Run to the back
>Mourners gaining on me
>Back door is unlocked
>I have no choice
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>693620330
Beautiful. Is this a copypasta or original?

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>tfw it isnt available in my country
:(

>>693620910
Just download the apk-file from apkmirror

>>693621025
fk this game tho

Just don't worry about it.

It's pretty boring, you don't even get to battle wild pokemon. fucking stupid.

They should make stops give you more and take longer to regen since it takes 5 mins to get items

>>693617687
Try faking your position, you need some Xposed module to make it work.

Might as well play another pokemon game instead of go.

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You get to walk to fun places like this for pokeballz

Anyone got this game to work on cyanogen?

>>693617687
You have two options:

Don't play.

Get off your lazy fat ass.

>You're welcome, tubby.

>>693618186
>>693621302
I tried this earlier.. just with a few apps on the playstore that fakes the gps location. Didn't work... but that's the lazy way.

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does this work in the uk and on ios?

>>693617687

Just move to a small town, it'll solve all of your pokemon go problems. I live in a small town and there are like 8 pokestops and 2 gyms within about 5-7 blocks of where I live.

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you can fight other ppl with your pokemons or you can only colect them?

>>693621741

And that's just what I can see on the map from where I'm sitting in my house right now. I'm sure if I went out and looked around there's probably plenty more.

>>693621529
I wish I screen capped the gym near my job. Fuckin 9/11 memorial lol

>>693621828
You fight at gyms. No 1v1. Also collect

You don't gain exp.. if you want to evolve a rattata... you need to catch 50 rattatas... it's weird

>>693621936
You need to conquer that gym with electrodes and voltorbs

>>693620910
a kurva anyád

>>693621657
this

>>693617687
Basement dweller detected.

>>693621657
The game has not been officially released outside USA, Australia, and New Zealand.

>>693622156
Gary motherfucking Oak did 9/11

>>693622190
Te büdös mocskos cigány

tfw its not compatible with iOS 7 :(

>>693621828
My mate went down down the road from where we live to a gym and there was a group of people there playing too

>>693621529
In my town a status from Jesus on the cross is a gym for some reason

>>693621302
I want to try this. But I can't into xposed

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>>693618326
First real laugh of the day
Ty

im trying to install a custom rom so i can play as my phone is stuck on 4.3

Wait this is real? I thought this was some sort of April Fools joke a couple years ago.

Is it on iphone only?

>>693618574
go away anders

>>693622826
It was. But then the feedback was so big(good) that they actually made it.

>>693617687
how would I, being a eurofag, would go with installing this game?

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>>693622991
It will be on the android play store as well when released in your region. If you're in USA, Australia, or New Zealand, you should be able to get it now.

If not, it's because their servers are
>pic related

>>693620330
My pokemon Gym and two pokestops are in my local graveayrd.

That awkward moment when a Jesus(in Statue form) gives you pokeballs and shit.

Also did not see a single ghost pokemon in the graveyard...

>>693623489
see >>693622343
you can try to download it off apk app stores but those aren't official and you risk losing progress or being banned. (bans are rumors only)

>>693619277
nah, minecraft is a new thing so new people, pokemon are mostly played by old fanboys

>>693617687
Stop being fat

>>693623802
i have a godson of 5 who is massively into pokemon.

he learnt to read earlier to be able to read things about pokemon

>>693623524
Night time plays a role. I caught my gastly last night.

But you do have a point. Since water types are found near water

>>693623954
I caught my gastly at like 10 in the morning, in my neighborhood over a half mile away from the graveyard. Spent like an hour in the graveyard and caught a bellsprout.

>>693621652
It does work, install Fake GPS as a system app using Lucky Patcher, reboot phone, then enable expert mode in fake GPS.

>>693621079
And get banned?
Nah, Im good

>>693623503
Europe?

>>693624568
You won't get banned you fucking fairy. Too many people are doing it, they won't ban everyone because they will lose out on moneys.

>>693624645
europe what? will it be out in europe? yes. is it out in europe? no. will it be on everything in europe? yes. ask better questions

>>693622131
You know you get 3 tokens when you catch one, right?

>>693624964
And 1 when you transfer. But it's either 25 50 for first evolve.. and you need extra to train them.

>>693624680
Fine then dickless. I will try it

>>693624568
Official APKs aren't getting banned, modified ones are, just don't use a VPN while playing, faking your location will get you banned also

>>693625555
Quads....

At least it isn't magikarp it takes 400 candies to upgrade that asshole.

>>693618326
requires Pokemon Go plus

>>693617687
>buy cheap burner phone
>install pokemongo and install teamviewer or equivalent app
>drop phone off in the back of the bus
>go home to your computer
>log into your phone through teamviewer
>watch as your phone goes all around the neighbourhood and you collect all your shit

>>693620910
That's what u get for being a sand nigger

>>693627610
\Thread

>>693628262
Is this... is this faggot serious about the sandnigger part?

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i was looking around today on this subject. tried a few apps but they didn't work. pg seems to cut you off when you try it like that. but i saw some dude using a fake gps and tried setting up like that.

requires rooting an android and getting xposed framework. then getting some modules that allow spoof gps. didn't manage to get it working so i'll keep trying tomorrow and update anons if i have any success

GPS Spoof.

Friend's been doing that and is a gym master around the world.

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i just started and caught a charmander, woot woot

so in order to play this you need walk around the city and have a steady internet connection?

>>693620910
https://apkplz.com/android-games/niantic-inc-pokemon-go-apk-download

>>693631137
That's possible if you don't have a shitty pre-paid.

the fucking magikarp wants 400pts to evolve

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>go outside to play some PGO
>live in holland
>20 minutes out and it starts raining as fuck
>dont give a shit
>keep walking finding pokemon
>completely soaked
>decide to try a gym
>didnt get it
>6 pokemon fainted
>no pokecenter in sight
>decide to go home
>leveled up on the way
>got revives and potions
>didnt bother going all the way back again
>decide to stop by a turkish kebab bar
>buy some food
>feel phone buzzing
>a fucking dratini
>caught it

name this fucker

>>693632012
Kankerjood

>>693618296
>cold
in july
do you live in fuckin alaska

>>693621079
dont be stupid
im using the apk from apkmirror
works fine

>>693631614
I have prepaid, and I dont have any problems walking around

>>693632737
or the entirety of the UK
shits cold here man

>>693632012
Kabab

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>>693617687
Buy a rascal

>>693632264
kuthoer

>>693633034
in milan here its so hot i would kill for some fresh air

Thanks OP this will be a great way to kidnap children more easily.

>>693617687
spoof your geoloc
how ?
you are not on a tutorial website. use google faggot

>>693632012
Harry the Hotdog

>>693620557
Yeah its a copypasta because pokemon go is so old.