Stop being edgy asf. And to answer your question, it was when I was about to bust a nut inside my ex. Pulled out on time and I feel fucking great for not getting that bitch preggo.

>>693617401
That's great, Anon. I never really wanted this edgy hair cut either. It grew on me and stayed. I'm a faggy edgelord, I guess.

>>693617242
School isn't everything, you can be successful without it, you just need to find a field you're good at.

I'm a highschool dropout, yet I make more than most of the people my age and people I went to school with - because I found what I was good at and made a business surrounding it.

Not everything is lost just because you fucked up in school.
Good luck and enjoy your possible ban.

I'm alone in this thread too. I thought I had some bros to call on, since this is 4chan.

Guess I'm some attention fag as well, because I really fucking hate myself right now.

>>693617559
I wasn't talking about your hair.

>>693617770
Thanks, I need to get off of 4chan if mods decide to ban me anyways. Summerfags don't even care and lie about their age all the time.

All in all, why not ban half of 4chan?

That's not what we're here for. We're here to discuss what can truly make a person happy, or to describe each other's lives, Anon.

>>693617864
Well, then I can't really think of anything else I do that's edgy. All I do is browse 4chan and play steam games with my friends.

I'm 36 years old and I'm here to tell you that if you feel this way now, it's only going to get worse as you get older. Grow out of being some self hating chink faggot and do something with your life so at least you won't be poor on top of being miserable.

Enjoy the b& faggot. Cheer up. 10 years from now you'll be wishing you were 15 again.

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Lol this new fag sophmore is shaming himself over a page that is not the same anymore, someone tell this faggot that moot sold this page to SJWS AND THE FBI and every tiny thing gets inspected by the govt..

>>693617242
op cheeeel main edgelord,
i have more school than anyone cares about, but you know what? that fucking never made me happy
the last time i was happy was when i was taking apart a gen 3 ls3 engine and i machined it all down and rebuilt it... fucking love cars more than anything but parents put my through uni so i could have a safe easy trip to fucking normsville
find something you like and make an effort to be good at it.
fuck all the haters and fuck normie edgey shit

>>693617242
Are you saying you have flunked three years of high school? Or you have not been socially successful for three years?

>>693618208
Well, Anon, do you feel the same way too? Sad and miserable?

I'm fucking weeaboo trash that still enjoys playing ROBLOX, what does that tell you? A faggy 15 year old edgelord that thins Game of Thrones is cool on ROBLOX.

Sometimes I want to kill myself but I don't have the balls.

>>693618333
"Sold this page to the SJWS"
Nigger, have you seen the shit people spew all over this website? If it was SJW owned, it would be gone by now.

>>693618386
Both, because I'm abnormal and because of my heritage.

I practically walk to school with people yelling "ching chang chong, you from Vietnam War?"

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Chinks expected to get far? Why not open a restaurant? Or teach me the recipe for orange chicken before you go? Do something good for once in your life.

>>693618418
Sure I'm miserable but it's a different kind of miserable. Instead of being miserable about being fat and lonely, now I'm worried about a failing marriage and kids who annoy the fuck out of me and a thankless job that I hate.

Your problems are going to change but the way you handle and deal with the stress will be the same unless you condition yourself now to take care of them. If you don't, like I said up above - you'll still be completely fucking miserable and hate yourself except you'll be older and it will be more difficult to change yourself.

When you're that young, your whole life is still malleable to the point where you can change anything about yourself. You don't have an identity yet. You're still a kid and a nobody. Do everything and anything you can to improve yourself (google up self improvement, self image problems, self esteem, etc) and fix that shit pronto and seek some professional help. Eventually, through cognitive behavioral therapy, you'll be a better person and learn to love yourself and not have to worry about all that shit.

Fix yourself now before you're old and it becomes way more difficult to do it.

I know that you Anons are going to tell me something along the lines of:
"dude you're 15, you haven't lived yet"
"life's going to get harder"
"it doesn't get better from here"
"underage faggot, I hope you get banned"

But, this is a thread about you, Anon. How long ago have you been happy?

Plus, no other underage faggot has the balls to post their age. Fucking underage b&s with no balls.

>>693617559
same fag from hair post.
Dude, rn you have it easy. Once you reach senior(depending how bad your school is, junior) year, shit gets worse. As of rn, if you want to quit, think of some weird shit like doing YouTube or someother gay shit. Make money off the things you own already.

>>693618689
I'll give it a try, but I'll most likely end up a sack of shit that sits on his laptop all day, playing ROBLOX until he's 50 and still asking for prepaid cards.

>>693617242
Kill yourself. For real

I started finding joy in hacking. Try it.

>>693618885
Funny, you should try it first so I can get an example on how to not fuck it up when I do it to myself.

>>693618333
Btw, this nerd is not what is making us to believe, sage this thread until its dead

>>693618484
Lol, this guy is funny, this moderators are pussies, every thread that is quite interesting gets pruned in seconds and all that you see nowadays in /b/ is either porn or lame memes and YLYL

Also oldfag here again -

You bitch about your hobbies but guess whose in control of that shit? Stop being some anime faggot who plays with toys and pick up some adult hobbies. Anime is for losers anyway. It's like the hallmark of autism.

Get focused about learning how to drive. Get a job. Play some PC games. Play frisbee golf. Get in to dirtbikes or motorcycles. Go play pool. Go shoot darts.

Do anything and everything you can that you aren't comfortable with because the shitty stuff you're comfortable with now isn't going to cut it. Nobody is going to want to hang around some manchild who likes legos and anime. Trust me. Women especially hate that shit and the ones who don't hate it aren't the ones you want to be around because they're also mentally unstable and immature as fuck.

Get some adult hobbies. I ride sportbikes for example. I love the shit out of my bike.

Ever hear the phrase 'fake it till you make it'? You're going to have to be someone else and pretending to enjoy other things because what you're doing right now is no good and you'll be stuck with that baby shit for the rest of your life if you don't shake it off now. Get away from the anime and toys. Go do some adult stuff.

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Not your personal army, didnt have to read further than first paragraph to see bait. Nice try faggot kill your fucking self.

>>693618551
You may just be in the wrong kind of school. You could go to school of technology and learn to be blue collar worker.

>>693618983
Glad this thread isn't dead yet, thanks moderators. It legitimately means a lot to me, since anyone that remotely cares about me is from 4chan.

>>693619020
What if I don't have commitment to do any of those? Let's say I do, and succeed. What do I do then? Live out life?

I play way too much games on the Internet already, enough to make me a shut in hermit.

>>693619058
Oldfag here, unless he wants to get dildos to his house somewhere in georgia...

SAGE THIS FUCKING THREAD

This thread needs more Spiderman.

>>693619058
mfw your bait detection skills are bad

>>693619168
Stop playing useless games and learn hacking if you spend all your time on the computer anyways.

Op, just play Grezzo Due(Grezzo Two) that shit will help you.

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>>693619058
Bait?

Don't sweat it anon. Most people aren't cut out for public school, just ask any famous person ever. Your talents likely lie elsewhere. The story goes that those who feel the most pain give the greatest pleasure. Maybe work on developing a comedy bit or two.

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>>693619287
Mfw YOUR bait detection skills are bad. Also mfw you have no face new faggot.

>>693619366
Thanks for the support, but I don't want to be the attention craving faggot.

What makes you happy, Anon?

>>693619168
If you have to rely on people who you dont know in the interwebs to feel soothed , you better kill yourself, oh wait, your bait is soo low quality, maybe you should spend some more time learning how to bait.. Sage this nigger, lol

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>>693619168

Dude you're gonna have to fake commitment to them.

Here's my sportbike. I love this thing more than life itself and guess what? It gets you pussy no matter how fucking stupid or retarded you are. It's fun as hell, women love it, and other people who ride are like your bros. It's almost like a club and you're invited once you ride a motorcycle.

Initially I was a scared pussy and didn't want to pay for one but you know what? I was the best investment I've ever made. I can't even tell you how much fun I've had on the thing. I've made lots of friends, met lots of girls, and I have a blast on the thing.

You wanna know why? It's a fun, social hobby. So is any of the other shit I suggest to you. Shooting pool, throwing darts, frisbee golf, etc. GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE because if you don't, you'll be stuck there forever.

Remember these words : If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

Remember that shit. If you're miserable and sick of it and keep being comfortable in your own little autismo space? You'll be there for the rest of your life if you don't change and get better hobbies. Trust me dude. I'm almost 40 years old and I've lived this shit. I know what I'm talking about.

>>693619020
>Stop being some anime faggot who plays with toys and pick up some adult hobbies
>Play some PC games
The Irony

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>>693619484
So in short you bought a motorcycle because your a pussy with no social skills and developed them because you had something people could oogle at. What great advice you fucking tool.

>>693619645
>Inb4 you're

Katy Perry
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Tom Cruise
Eminem
Walt Disney
What do these people have in common? They all are highschool dropouts. Just sayin.

>>693619422
Please man stop, its obvious that you are new too. Why do you feel the urge to redeem yourself on an anonymous board.

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Again, thanks mods for uhh...not pruning my thread. Or if you're sleeping, thanks still.

Thank you Anons for telling me what makes you happy, I appreciate it. I'll give it a try, but if it doesn't work, I'll end up being back here again if I'm not banned.

>>693619484
oldfag here again v2

Get some creative hobbies too. Pick up Unity and do some tutorials in there to make a game. Get a guitar or a little portable electronic keyboard and learn how to play the piano.

You need to have some kind of creative output that doesn't involve fantasizing about being some kind of faggot anime hero. I recommend guitar and put some headphones on. Nobody has to hear it but you and you can wail on it as much as you want and nobody can hear it if it's an electric.

So to summarize - get the fuck out of your comfort zone. Go fake it until you make it. Get a creative outlet that doesn't involve anime or playing with toys, and double down on the school work or working at a job so you aren't fucking poor. People hate poor people more than they hate ugly or autistic people. I can't put emphasis on the 'dont be poor' thing enough. If you have money and you're stable, that automatically puts you ahead of a lot of guys out there so when it comes time to get laid, you at least have stability and cash as an asset.

>>693619746
Hey OP, if you are not baiting, write ([GO]) with only the BRACKETS

Chinks are overrated in academics. Sand niggers too.

>>693619798
I tried my hand at Java once at a coding class. Coding isn't for me. Financial literacy and being a Jew, I'm good at it but I dislike it. I really like law, but I'm absolute shit at being a lawyer. I know this because my class did several mock cases to test who would be a good or bad lawyer.

>>693619798
I'm well off and I respect poorfags more than I do wealthyfags. Your argument is invalid.

>>693619645
No, I bought it because I wanted to do something exciting and it worked wonders. I'm not some social autismo faggot who belongs on /r9k/. I realize people who have nice things scare you anon, but don't assume that this was the only thing I had going on in my life. It's a hobby and I meet a lot of people and have a lot of fun doing it.

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>>693619870
Faggot, I'm a real underage b&

>>693619965
Your hobby is riding a bike around? How pathetic and lonely are you? M8 you are just compensating for something.

>>693619963
You can respect what you want but I'm assuming what OP really needs is a woman and I sincerely doubt he's going to get one being so down on himself *and* being a poorfag on top of it. At least if he's got cash, he's got a better shot.

>>693620031
Nigger, post in this thread,Remeber, only with the brackets

OP you don't need a diploma to fly me some lice.
you'll be okay.

>>693619020
>>693619484
>>693619798
>TL;DR: Abandon all your hobbies for ones I personally approve of, even if you wont be happy.

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Since this thread has gotten out of hand with arguments instead of describing what makes each Anon happy, I don't give a fuck if I get banned or not. If ban, please prune thread.

>>693620108
So taking trips around the state, going downtown, hanging out with a bunch of people and meeting girls is pathetic and lonely. Got it.

It's not compensating for anything, it's a hobby that I use to meet like-minded individuals and girls with. It's much better than pulling up to a bar or a restaurant in a fucking Ford Taurus, that's for sure.

>>693620356
LMAO

Join the military dude. Best decision I ever made.

>>693620327
Yeah because being some autistic anime faggot and playing with toys is definitely getting him somewhere in life. Go back to /a/ or /mlp/ you worthless nigger.

>>693620356
>I don't give a fuck if I get banned or not.
If you really are underage, getting banned is the least of your concern now. I'd be more concerned about distributing child pornography.

>>693620356
look at that tiny gook cock

>>693620356
Dude, post ([GO]) with only brackets by yourself,thats the only way, trust me

>>693620482
>Yeah because being some autistic anime faggot and playing with toys is definitely getting him somewhere in life.
Yeah, and being a faggot with a bike instead of a personality has worked out great for you, I'm sure.

TLDR fag makes wall of text whining about wat exactly?
self important retard thinks we care about him because why exactly? he posted his cut up student ID? LOL

im a shut in NEET and i never cry myself to sleep i live like a fucking KING. i sleep like a fucking baby, i get checks in the mail for literally NOTHING, i get a pension and literally play video games 24/7 im retired at the age of 30

i buy what i want and do what i want when i want and do not let society dictate what i should be doing

>>693620356
>File: 1467978973050-2117825094.j
no fucking way haha archived

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The fuck is this?

>>693620633
Yeah because having a sportbike means you have no personality.

You sound like one of those mad faggots who complains about chads and how all women are evil because none of them pay attention to you. Let me guess, you're an amazing guy but no woman wants to come near you because they just don't understand you amirite?

sad beta cuck is sad

>>693620356
POST MORE DICK!!!

>>693620948
>You sound like one of those mad faggots who complains about chads and how all women are evil because none of them pay attention to you. Let me guess, you're an amazing guy but no woman wants to come near you because they just don't understand you amirite?
You should consider getting a job in a movie theater with all the projection that you're doing.

>>693617770
How old are you?

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I was the anon trolling that it was fake but now I see it's real, yrs I know took me long enough, I've been drink for at least 2 hours. OP. Listen. I used to be timid, not very social, grew up lower middle class with just 2 really good friends. Idk what particularly stems from your confidence problem but you need to pin point it. Once you do, you move on. A lot of being an adult is problem solving, not bottling anything up, not repressing or ignoring. Focus on it and change.

Get a job, start saving to move out. If you don't want college, whatever; don't go. Get away from your parents. Get new friends. Things may or may not get better, but if you don't do anything, it'll likely get worse. Try to change some aspect of your life.

I leave for 5 minutes to get some fucking captain crunch, and then it falls to turmoil. This wasn't a "judge other Anons" thread, it was a "what makes you happy" thread.
>>693621148
I'm self conscious. It's a micro penis. I did that because I already gave away my identity and shit. Out of the spur of the moment, I guess.

>>693621148
this pls.
little angry asian dick is my fetish.
thank you.

>>693617242
Become a gay fucktoy for an older man
problem solved

>>693621307
This

>>693621188
You should consider that maybe the problem with your life isn't everyone else, it's you. It's not the chads or the stuck up girls or nice guys finishing last, it's that you're a beta who is too scared to be honest with himself. /r9/k is that way ->

>>693621450
>You should consider that maybe the problem with your life isn't everyone else, it's you. It's not the chads or the stuck up girls or nice guys finishing last, it's that you're a beta who is too scared to be honest with himself. /r9/k is that way ->
There you go, projecting again.

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Fuck it, more cp. I'm already fucked as it is.

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>>693621531
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>693621379
You need to stop being so down on yourself dude. That shit oozes out of every pore and people can smell low self esteem a mile away. I told you like 10x but you need to fake it until you make it. At least you'll have the appearance of being confident.

Mods I have nothing to do with this

>>693621531
>not bad

looks good to me

>>693621531
I wanna feel sorry for you, but you keep setting yourself up for failure.

>>693621638
Believe me or don't, I tried it once and gave up.
"M8 you gotta do it always"

I would, but I fucked my highschool life by faking it in front of the hottest chick in the school.

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my guy friends & i did a porn lost year when we did beer and saw each other nude for an hour and tried stuff butt to butt with things and had some sucking and tasted like salt and sort of jizz in the rear butt showed each other when sober and not anyone had regrets. it made good memory for us butt still i wanna die b/c i'm attention whore and feed like vampire off your... >>693621148 ..giving energy.

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>>693621503
Not him but he makes a valid point. The problem doesn't usually come from others unless it's life or death. It comes from your reaction and ability to cope. If you can't understand that's what he meant then I dunno the fuck to tell you m80

If I'm going down, sorry /b/ros...

I need someone in the afterlife to keep me company

9 days ago

>>693621355
Also, start exercising. Helps with depression, which you seem to have. And I'm not saying that as a bad thing, it seems like a normal response to your situation.

>>693621503
I'm not projecting anything. I've heard that normie argument before. Guys that drive nice cars or are good looking have no personality, right? They're empty shells and aren't *real* people because they don't know struggle or what it's like to be different. It's bullshit from betas with low self esteem who try to make themselves feel better.

We will all be friends in jail

>>693621795
>Not him but he makes a valid point. The problem doesn't usually come from others unless it's life or death. It comes from your reaction and ability to cope.
I never said that isn't true, I was criticizing the fact that he's trying to psychoanalyze someone he knows literally nothing about.

>>693621821
You're not saying what I think you're saying, right? RIGHT?

>>693621821
make the headlines atleast
dylan roof it

>>693621795
That's fucking stupid. That's just telling him "be happy". That just doesn't work for some people. He needs to change his situation, not just put up with it.

>>693617242
problems at your age always seem insurmountable. they're nothing.

wait until you have a mortgage and a wife that hates you.

perspective.

>>693621755
Who cares dude? It's just high school. Nobody is gonna remember that shit and you're gonna go to college and be in the real world where high school doesn't matter.

The whole point of me telling you to get a sportbike or to do other things is that you need to distract yourself. All of those things are distractions and help you not think about how miserable life is just for a little bit. You need a mental break from it now & then. Socializing or being enveloped in a hobby helps people with depression and cope with life. It's pretty much exactly what you need right now.

I guarantee if you went out and had a good time with some friends and maybe got a little messed up or something, you'd feel 100x better about yourself.

>>693622084
My chink family doesn't own guns.

When I said this >>693621821
I meant you fuckers are getting banned with me

>>693617242
Do what every other failure does, cry racism, lice off welfare, and vote democrat.

Or toughen up, work a blue collar job with long term benifits, and end up with a decent life.

Seriously, any freight or postal service job can go from a shit summer job to a full time, full benifit, 60k-80k per year job if you stuck with it.

My friend works at a furniture place building shit all day and owns a house and 2 cars at age 25 with his only debt being house payments. Of course then you can't cry racism and vote democrat or you'll be fucking your life over