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>>693612572
Hi :(
>>693612572
what's happening there?
>>693612392
nigga i thought u had an infected boob by the thumbnail
>>693612859
lil guy
Bumpin for more of ops insanely monstrous member! My god thatd split a chik pea in half!
>>693612859
Whats it like hard dude?
>>693612859
nice clitty
op here. brb suicide.
>>693612392
That sucks man
C'mon op, show us what you got
Would love to suck on that, how much cum can that thing produce?
>>693612392
Op where you at nigger?
>>693612886
LOL so did I
Oh man, this thread just made me feel really sorry for you OP.
Is there any hope of science coming up with a cure? Or are you just stuck with it?
>>693614995
;_; nothing anyone can do.
and yes, filename is accurate.
>>693615170
What if we took some of your somatic fibroblast cells, induced them to become pluripotent stem cells, multiplied them in cell culture, and then grafted them onto a 3d-bioprinted cartilaginous structure and forced the induced pluripotent stem cells to differentiate into the cells of the various structures of the penis and then grafted the new organ made from autologous tissue (so no risk of rejection) onto your own body and used a precision surgical device like the Da Vinci Surgical System from Intuitive Surgical to perform the necessary microsurgery to connect your blood supply, urethra and nervous system up to it?
>>693615170
Also, what about the balls?
>>693615170
Its glorious in its own way dude, im sure someone out there would be lucky to experience your pocket rocket
>>693615572
>pocket rocket
Want to compare, brah?
>>693612392
>>693612859
>>693615170
Can you show it with a measuring tape / ruler?
>>693615703
06/07 would suck
>>693616014
don't pretend you don't want it
>>693616122
It looks vinegary as fuck.
Shave that shit and I'll gobble you up.
>>693612392
what are these scars from?
>>693616207
Do you think you could handle it?
>>693613861
you gotta get swifty yea
>>693615508
i got confused on the 5th word
yours beats mine op
>>693616365
Step aside junior
>>693616838
What about mine?
>>693617191
>>693616926
>>693616838
does everyone on /b have a huge wang?
>>693617507
only the liars
>>693617507
Don't you?
>>693612392
cute
>>693615170
1v1 me
>>693616990
nice more pls
>>693620932
Jesus just snAp that fucker in half
>>693612392
Consider becoming a gay bottom bitch
thats tiny op. rip in pieces.
>>693615703
Holy shit what's your diet and workout routine bro. You're fit as fuck. Btw nice cock
I don't understand the image. I'm not even talking about the dick. I'm talking about everything around it. Why does it seem like you've got a weird swollen pouch that your dick and balls are resting on? What's that weird as fuck crease in your stomach(?)? Where's your bellybutton?
I just don't understand.
>>693621890
hormones.op is a trap
>>693615508
Good idea
Is there an actual technique to grow your dick?
>>693616990
WHY
>>693616365
>9 cm
Lol
>>693621890
THIS. I dont get it op. Explain.
Are you fat op? It would make more sense. Are you a trap? Pls explain more
Post more pics. Believe it or not some ppl like small dicks. Mostly guys i think. Sometimes i wish mine was that small. I would trade with u if i could
>>693620994
should I?
>>693622455
No hormones dont make ur belly button disappear or make weird pouches for ur cock and balls. Op is up to some fuckery. Op needs to explain what is going the fuxk on or im gonna go ham up in here
>>693624259
Op obviously has some chromosomal disorder which results in undeveloped genitalia. Congrats Op.
>>693624469
Micropenis can be caused by a hormonal imbalance during pregnancy. Up until the 70's, newborns with micropenis were castrated and had an artificial vagina constructed.
>tfw I was born in 1982 with a micropenis.
>>693625278
photo
>>693623848
go on...
>>693625278
Post a hard photo you sissy you don't even have a micro dick you just want attention
>>693612859
fucked for life
Oh fuck I click on this shit and I thought it was a small titty.
>>693617191
>Starts measuring from waistline
>>693612392
what of shit?!?!
>>693612859
Can you fap and make photo with your cum?
>>693627373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE
>>693612392
not really sure what you can do in life with that thing.
become a cuck to blacks?
become a tranny?
join circus
Can you even masturbate? Your fingers would crush the poor thing..
>>693612392
How about becoming a trap?
>>693612392
>>693612859
>>693615170
Is there a medical explanation for this shit? I'm genuinely curios how the fuck something like this happens.
>>693615508
Damn beat me to it.
feel sorry for you, OP
>>693616365
9cm tiny dicj Rick?
I feel terrible for you, OP. There's nothing you can do to fix that, huh?
If you had screwed up teeth, you could get braces. If you had screwed up skin, acne or acne scarring, you could do any number of things -- proactiv, dermabrasion, laser surgery...
If you had shit eyesight, you could get glasses or contacts. If you were scrawny and weak, you could work out/go to the gym.
There's just nothing you can do to a fix a small penis, and that makes me very, very sad for you.
>>693612392
Whats with the shape of his body??????????????
>>693617507
yup. Even the grills.
>>693628750
There are no official numbers but men with micropenis have a huge rate of suicide. My dads friend has worked in a funeral home for more than 30 years and said that at least half of non drug related male suicides had a really small dick.
>>693612392
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT
>>693628750
It's sad if he likes active penetrative sex. But... I'm not small, just average, but i just don't use my dick that way: i prefer passive anal and my dick is just for sucking and touching. You can still enjoy a full sex life even if you have a small penis, if you give anal sex a try— there's pegging if you're "straight"
>>693625278
>Up until the 70's, newborns with micropenis were castrated and had an artificial vagina constructed.
Cite this my man.
>>693629002
That's terrible. Jesus...
>>693629053
Yeah man I mean I don't think OP should necessarily kill himself or anything. He's got to find a way to live with it, but come on...
>It's sad if he likes active penetrative sex
That's kind of what sex is... active penetration. Everything else is foreplay, really.
I wish i could say it is cold out...
But it's not.
>>693612392
cute :3
>>693629185
It is on the micropenis wiki page.
>>693628102
actually yes, and it happens to 1 in every 125 men
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/13/the-man-who-thought-he-was-the-only-one-with-a-1-inch-penis-5562736/
>>693629363
fucking lol
>>693629416
If it's on wikipedia then it MUST be true!
i like these qt penises in a non sexual way theyrr just cute
>>693629553
It is the book of knowledge so of course it is true.
>>693629637
pedo alert
>>693612859
Have you actually had sex or at least a blow job?
>>693629860
i think i've had sex. if i do manage to get it in, it falls out again instantly, so it's basically impossible.
>>693629363
holy shit my sides!
OP I'm so sorry, man, but you're making us laugh and that's something, right?
>>693612392
you poor thing
>>693629363
show your poopar
>>693630021
Fuck. What did she say? I'm not a great deal bigger so you're not alone.
>ITT we have faggots comparing dick sizes
>>693630540
not much, i did overhear her telling one of her friends that i couldn't please a hamster.
>>693630622
What a bitch. No need to spread that shit.
>>693630622
that shit's uncalled for. seems like she might need an attitude adjustment.
>>693615508
Because we can't do that for now, how do you deal with the initial nerves in the penis?
Hard to do with a thumb, impossible or too risky for a penis but soon
>>693612886
Same
>>693628436
we all feel just as sorry for you
shave your fuckin dick and leave the basement and get some sun because you look like a fuckin manlet
>>693630622
That bitch!
You could sure as fuck please a hamster! Bro, your dick may not be very big, but you'd give a hamster the fuck of its life. You'd have that hamster tapping the fuck out. Don't ever let a bitch tell you that you couldn't please a hamster, 'cause you CAN!
good girl!
>>693630925
Yeah, give it to her hard. Like this!
>>693628436
Your dick looks like a rotting mustard bun with 3 tones.
>>693612392
Stupid question but a girl already see your dick or not?
And you still have self confident or it's dead inside?
>>693631036
kek it's true
dude looks like a holocaust survivor with a big dick who just ate a really big meal
also, can't see the top of his face, but 99% sure he's got an ugly fucking mug
>>693612392
So op, does this mean you're going to just take the plunge and become a sissy trap fag?
>>693612392
>>693631961
ywn have McKayla make fun of your tiny dick while you are prepping her BBC bull
>>693629363
>google images
>>693615508
Who let this fag out ?
Get the the ropes...
>>693612392
So the dicks of 10 year olds are OK on /b/ now? What's the world cumming, too?
>>693631961
one of the few times it would be appropriate to use her unimpressed face and you don't use it.
>>693632506
thanks anon
https://www.showyourdick.org/member.php?w=510357
>>693616926
thats a terrible circumcision
>>693615508
Christ Fuck off you door to door salesman
I feel you op
>>693612392
you might aswell go trans and start fucking guys with such a micro cock
Rate my superior BBC
>>693636273
I'd let my wife suck it all night
