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2016-07-08 10:04:19 Post No. 693608142
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:04:19 Post No. 693608142 [Report]
Give me the saddest story you can in four words or less.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:05:16 Post No.693608220
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:05:16 Post No.693608220 [Report]
>>693608142
You will die someday
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:05:18 Post No.693608224
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:05:18 Post No.693608224 [Report]
>>693608142
"I have a boyfriend"
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:05:38 Post No.693608248
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:05:38 Post No.693608248 [Report]
Hired whore, never came
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:06:13 Post No.693608293
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:06:13 Post No.693608293 [Report]
I have cancer
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:06:49 Post No.693608335
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:06:49 Post No.693608335 [Report]
Table for one please
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:06:59 Post No.693608351
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:06:59 Post No.693608351 [Report]
She didn't call back
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:07:15 Post No.693608368
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:07:15 Post No.693608368 [Report]
>>693608293


>I have ass cancer


FTFY
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:07:23 Post No.693608377
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:07:23 Post No.693608377 [Report]
>>693608142
I won't die alone.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:07:43 Post No.693608407
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:07:43 Post No.693608407 [Report]
>>693608248
you, or the whore?
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:03 Post No.693608430
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Another birthday, nobody cares.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:11 Post No.693608441
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:11 Post No.693608441 [Report]
>>693608142
My doge has lymphoma
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:15 Post No.693608445
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:15 Post No.693608445 [Report]
Noone ever visits me...
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:30 Post No.693608467
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:30 Post No.693608467 [Report]
Hilary Clinton is president
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:39 Post No.693608483
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:39 Post No.693608483 [Report]
>>693608407

Yes
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:08:55 Post No.693608505
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Can't find the sauce
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:09:05 Post No.693608523
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:09:05 Post No.693608523 [Report]
>>693608142
u r a fag.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:10:32 Post No.693608618
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:10:32 Post No.693608618 [Report]
Sale, baby shoes. New
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:11:31 Post No.693608697
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:11:31 Post No.693608697 [Report]
>>693608142
You.
Go away faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:11:38 Post No.693608708
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:11:38 Post No.693608708 [Report]
i am a neet
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:11:39 Post No.693608710
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:11:39 Post No.693608710 [Report]
>>693608618
Come up with something original faggot
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:12:50 Post No.693608797
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:12:50 Post No.693608797 [Report]
>>693608142
The black dog rules
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:13:01 Post No.693608808
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:13:01 Post No.693608808 [Report]
>>693608467

That's the happiest story ever.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:13:34 Post No.693608842
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:13:34 Post No.693608842 [Report]
>>693608505
Its from this H-game: https://vndb.org/v18636
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:15:16 Post No.693608964
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:15:16 Post No.693608964 [Report]
>>693608710
Butthurt autistic internet troll.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:16:29 Post No.693609064
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Hikikomoris will never stop.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:18:05 Post No.693609189
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:18:05 Post No.693609189 [Report]
>>693608142
OP is a fagot!
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:22:56 Post No.693609583
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:22:56 Post No.693609583 [Report]
>>693608142
My waifu isn't real
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:24:00 Post No.693609665
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brazenly, unresisted, she left
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:26:39 Post No.693609916
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:26:39 Post No.693609916 [Report]
She escaped my basement.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:33:46 Post No.693610479
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:33:46 Post No.693610479 [Report]
Are you in?
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:34:49 Post No.693610564
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:34:49 Post No.693610564 [Report]
>>693608142
Your life
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:44:24 Post No.693611277
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:44:24 Post No.693611277 [Report]
Another friday spent alone
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:46:36 Post No.693611450
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:46:36 Post No.693611450 [Report]
>>693608142
OP is a faggot
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:48:12 Post No.693611558
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:48:12 Post No.693611558 [Report]
Busted tail-light in Minneapolis.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:48:50 Post No.693611611
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>>693608142
Jury finds you guilty
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:49:09 Post No.693611633
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:49:09 Post No.693611633 [Report]
Chicks with dicks
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:50:31 Post No.693611738
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:50:31 Post No.693611738 [Report]
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:50:42 Post No.693611755
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:50:42 Post No.693611755 [Report]
>>693608142
You.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:51:36 Post No.693611821
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:51:36 Post No.693611821 [Report]
Angel Beats and Clannad.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:51:57 Post No.693611847
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:51:57 Post No.693611847 [Report]
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:52:04 Post No.693611857
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:52:04 Post No.693611857 [Report]
There is no beer.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:57:55 Post No.693612294
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:57:55 Post No.693612294 [Report]
She wasnt 18 mate
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:58:04 Post No.693612305
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>>693611611
What!!! #611611
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:58:53 Post No.693612358
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:58:53 Post No.693612358 [Report]
>>693608142
Donald Trump lost election
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:59:36 Post No.693612413
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:59:36 Post No.693612413 [Report]
Peace and equality
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:59:46 Post No.693612420
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>>693611857
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:59:49 Post No.693612428
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 10:59:49 Post No.693612428 [Report]
I have to work
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:00:18 Post No.693612464
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:00:18 Post No.693612464 [Report]
>>693612294

he said: THE SADDEST story... you fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:01:24 Post No.693612542
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:01:24 Post No.693612542 [Report]
>>693608142
Life of thread OP.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:01:40 Post No.693612562
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:01:40 Post No.693612562 [Report]
Niggers tongue my anus
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:02:42 Post No.693612651
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:02:42 Post No.693612651 [Report]
Adam Sandler was murdered
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:03:08 Post No.693612681
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:03:08 Post No.693612681 [Report]
My social life
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:04:00 Post No.693612741
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:04:00 Post No.693612741 [Report]
Anime girls aren't real.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:05:01 Post No.693612830
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:05:01 Post No.693612830 [Report]
>>693608142
only 5 cops dead
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:05:17 Post No.693612861
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:05:17 Post No.693612861 [Report]
Non-frosted shredded wheat
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:06:57 Post No.693612978
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:06:57 Post No.693612978 [Report]
>>693612464
I ment to put when the police tell you or her dad with a shotgun
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:10:33 Post No.693613203
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:10:33 Post No.693613203 [Report]
We'll just be friends.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:12:48 Post No.693613368
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:12:48 Post No.693613368 [Report]
>>693608142
OP sucks my dick.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:14:25 Post No.693613474
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:14:25 Post No.693613474 [Report]
He took my virginity.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:14:48 Post No.693613502
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:14:48 Post No.693613502 [Report]
Please don't rape me.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:18:46 Post No.693613781
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:18:46 Post No.693613781 [Report]
>>693609583
I feel you anon.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:20:42 Post No.693613906
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:20:42 Post No.693613906 [Report]
I like anime, help...
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:22:55 Post No.693614061
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:22:55 Post No.693614061 [Report]
I can't kill myself.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:30:07 Post No.693614617
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:30:07 Post No.693614617 [Report]
>>693608142
OP is ...
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:33:10 Post No.693614858
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I have a waifu.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:53:54 Post No.693616502
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 11:53:54 Post No.693616502 [Report]
The kikes won.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:00:18 Post No.693617035
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Doughnuts. Doughnut centres. Glue.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:10:25 Post No.693617845
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:10:25 Post No.693617845 [Report]
>>693608430
Happy birthday man
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:12:03 Post No.693617991
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:12:03 Post No.693617991 [Report]
i got six words

for sale
baby socks
never worn
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:13:27 Post No.693618126
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:13:27 Post No.693618126 [Report]
>you
>are
>my
>faher
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:14:57 Post No.693618243
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>>693617991
You win this one.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:15:51 Post No.693618308
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:15:51 Post No.693618308 [Report]
Pizza will be late
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:16:12 Post No.693618343
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:16:12 Post No.693618343 [Report]
No big benis 4u
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:17:18 Post No.693618430
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:17:18 Post No.693618430 [Report]
Unfortunately she was pregnant
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:17:42 Post No.693618453
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:17:42 Post No.693618453 [Report]
>>693608142
puppies raped by retard
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:21:52 Post No.693618769
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:21:52 Post No.693618769 [Report]
>>693608142
I no big cums
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:22:41 Post No.693618840
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:22:41 Post No.693618840 [Report]
human kind
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:24:46 Post No.693618998
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:24:46 Post No.693618998 [Report]
Whoopi Goldberg porn marathon
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:25:21 Post No.693619038
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:25:21 Post No.693619038 [Report]
>>693609583
Not sad, just true
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:26:10 Post No.693619097
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:26:10 Post No.693619097 [Report]
>>693617991
Nice steal from Ernest Hemmingway, faggot
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:26:42 Post No.693619139
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:26:42 Post No.693619139 [Report]
Post successful!
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:35:39 Post No.693619828
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:35:39 Post No.693619828 [Report]
>>693618998
Nightmare fuel
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:38:09 Post No.693620035
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>>693608142
Post-ironic memes
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:38:31 Post No.693620068
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:38:31 Post No.693620068 [Report]
>>693608808
Kill yourself, for us
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:40:54 Post No.693620266
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:40:54 Post No.693620266 [Report]
I have commited a suicide.

(Btw. Now I'm happy that it didn't work)
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:41:43 Post No.693620346
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:41:43 Post No.693620346 [Report]
>>693608142
Captcha
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:42:45 Post No.693620435
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:42:45 Post No.693620435 [Report]
Your Grandfather died alone.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:42:53 Post No.693620447
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:42:53 Post No.693620447 [Report]
Big. Small. Round. Ball.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:43:06 Post No.693620466
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:43:06 Post No.693620466 [Report]
>>693608142

It could have been.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:46:08 Post No.693620717
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:46:08 Post No.693620717 [Report]
>>693608842
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:46:29 Post No.693620743
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:46:29 Post No.693620743 [Report]
>>693620447
Earth?
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:52:06 Post No.693621203
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:52:06 Post No.693621203 [Report]
Memes are just dreams.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:53:13 Post No.693621291
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:53:13 Post No.693621291 [Report]
Anal? She wants divorce.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:54:33 Post No.693621389
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:54:33 Post No.693621389 [Report]
Feminism still exists
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:55:25 Post No.693621468
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:55:25 Post No.693621468 [Report]
>>693621389
Learn to count fag
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:56:00 Post No.693621515
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:56:00 Post No.693621515 [Report]
>>693608142
It doesn't get better
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:58:36 Post No.693621723
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:58:36 Post No.693621723 [Report]
Earrape is a meme
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:59:03 Post No.693621764
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:59:03 Post No.693621764 [Report]
From life comes death.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:59:47 Post No.693621814
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 12:59:47 Post No.693621814 [Report]
the jews aren't extint
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:00:14 Post No.693621845
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:00:14 Post No.693621845 [Report]
>>693608142
>"/b/"
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:00:18 Post No.693621851
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:00:18 Post No.693621851 [Report]
Rest in peace pepperoni.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:02:55 Post No.693622091
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:02:55 Post No.693622091 [Report]
I'm slowly forgetting everyone.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:03:08 Post No.693622115
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:03:08 Post No.693622115 [Report]
>>693608142
We are on 4chan
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:14:39 Post No.693623114
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:14:39 Post No.693623114 [Report]
The thread is dead
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:18:03 Post No.693623406
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:18:03 Post No.693623406 [Report]
>>693623114
Maybe we already were.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:22:25 Post No.693623747
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:22:25 Post No.693623747 [Report]
>>693623406
That's kind of edgy
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:25:04 Post No.693624000
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:25:04 Post No.693624000 [Report]
>>693608505
Is that Ansatsu Kyoshitsu?
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 13:26:52 Post No.693624187
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>>693608142
NO
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