What it's like to live in a small town Pokemon GO, also new Pokemon go thread.
>>693606376
Literally nothing I wouldn't even call it a town.... Worst thing is I only get insect type Pokemon.
>"he plays a girl" -your sister to her friends
>>693606376
I live slap bang in the center of london city and there isnt a single player near me. Im pretty sure just no one plays
idk i literally have like 500 pokestops in a 2 mile radius
>>693606466
It's basically all insect in this town so we share.
all i get is rattata's and weedles, bug trainer lyfe.
>>693606845
Incest*
>>693606874
Life is tough for a bug trainer.
Is that banks?
>>693606459
All I can get is bird and liquid type
>>693609591
Thanks for the love man no one deserves this type of mental and physical abuse.
Bitch
>>693609698
If it makes you feel better there is probably a cluster of pokéstops somewhere near you, maybe a church or a graveyard or something
>walking around botanic garden in the city
>stop on a birdge to catch a lapras
>cute girl with her phone out walks by and looks at me
>"you playing it too?" she asks
>i get nervous
>"yeah", i reply
>we stand there for 10 seconds looking at each other
>i leave nervously
I blew it.
>>693609629
does it not let you spell out pussy?
My nearest pokèstop was a church. This is what I get for living on a farm
>>693609849
No man there is nothing for about 50 miles from me.....
>>693609957
Holy shit, where are you, fucking Nebraska?
>>693609945
Hahahha wtf
>>693609859
dude you coulda totally got yo dick wet
>>693610022
I live in good ole Mississippi.
>>693609859
It's the only way.
>>693610204
11/10
>>693609859
Try again next time, but instead just get excited and show her your bitchin pokémon.
>>693609859
Fucking lol
>>693609859
Should have fucker her right there and then...
>>693610190
Damn, I'm up in the Appalachians, and I've still got almost a dozen stops and 3 gyms within a mile. Truly Mississippi is suffering.
>>693609859
You stupid dumb shit, trying to hook up with little girls.
Only little kids play pokemon right? right guys? right??
Every cunt near me went red team, im like the only yellow team dude
>>693606376
My question is, how do you get better pokeballs?
>>693609859
You could have had her on your lap, SMH the lapras was a sign
>>693610472
You were precisely the reason they went red dude
>>693610472
Dominate, Destroy and Recruit.
>>693610409
Yes guys please pray to satan for us Mississippians....
>>693610455
If only. I was in downtown earlier and the strongest pokémon I've seen yet were all defending gyms that were corporate office buildings. Those bankers are clearly spending the dough to be the best.
>>693610472
You and me against the world /b/rother
>>693610472
I'm the opposite, gym like 1/4 mile from my house, constantly changing between blue and yellow, I'm the only red in my neighborhood, to my knowledge
>>693610601
I will pray to the old gods and the new, but not the Lord of light, that guys an ass.
>>693610408
Nigga charge your phone
>>693610652
Team blue is where it's at, I held 3 different gyms earlier, and if I had timed it a bit better my local blue Bros could have reinforced. Then those red bastards came. Team yellow gets wrecked. They never hold anything for more than 15 minutes.
Yesssss! Gonna be awkward if i get to evolve it and you cant change its moves...
>>693610752
You're not my real mom!
I've been doing pretty good on my runs, there is a few places where I can make a big square and get a bunch of pokestops
>at target
>see girl wandering about
>ask if she is playing go
>says yes apparently arcanine is around
>ohfukwhere.tiff
>we walk around parking lot, her two friends join up
>end up catching it, she doesn't but her two friends do
I'm wondering how much puss people may be able to get from this, because seriously you can get the conversation going instantly.
I have rats in my room!
>>693611500
That fuckin pizza box is the most generic pizza box out there, I see it everywhere
>>693610891
Mine switches at least once an hour as all the little Mexican fucks swamp the park the gyms at. I'm going for the larger red dominated gym at my work
>>693606376
Hey OP, youre a pretty good guy, so why dont you go , grab your pokefucks and stick it in your butt, then kill your family and yourself you faggot fuckhead shit retard !
>>693611681
Jesus there are so many new fags on different threads tonight
>>693611500
Jesus fuckn christ thats not a room its a rubbish dump
>>693611639
where you from?
>>693609859
its not problem next tiem, when meet the girl you should kill yourself you fucking faggot piece of shit
>>693611500
This is actually relatively similar to my room, savage.
>>693611735
Not just different threads, lot of boards are full of shitposters tonight...
is it available on android yet?
>>693611735
you, you must be some kind of jew ?
>>693611744
This is a clean room...
>>693611924
Depends on what country you live in.
Been out in 'Merica since yesterday.
>>693611935
Nope, I'm German and Russian. Not some penny-snatcher
>>693611641
There is a gym that sets on a restaraunt near me, that one changes every hour or so. The other two near me are pretty easy to hold since everyone here sucks and doesn't want to fuck with my shitty raticate.
>>693612204
I'm just building up a good 2-3, one to boost the gym by work, other two to challenge the one by home. See if I can hold it for red for a bit. It's funny though cause I chose all the yellow clothes, was gonna choose yellow team, said fuckit, went passion
Rhyhorn/don seem to like my street. Nothing super strong yet though sadly. Some team yellow bastard has a porygon controlling a nearby gym and i demand to know where he found it
>>693612175
dont even call yourself german if you have russian fuckblood in you
>>693610972
its already swimming sideways... better just abort the poor sucker and stick to bug pokemon.
I walked around my town all night/morning and captured every gym I could find. Still only found bird and normal pokemon. Small towns suck, gotta go to a bigger city to find different types I guess. Fits the lore but fuck
>>693611498
Grats, you have discovered the ancient pussygetting technique of looking for people who have the same hobbies
how do you get more star dust?
>>693611942
You aren't Cottage Cheese OP and you know it
Ggrrr why cant i have pokemon go here in sweden
>>693606874
Atleast you got some sick shorts
>>693612757
You should get start dust every time you catch a pokémon. Usually 100, you may also be able to get it from pokéstops but u haven't yet.
>>693611498
pokemon go is the new cigarette of starting a conversations
>out of country
>live in area with mostly lakes and forest
>currently in largely urban and mountain area
>when i get home gonna trade them for the irl monies
mfw i caught mewtwo
>>693612175
russians are jew...
>>693612395
I'm trying to get 5 on the 300s so I can hold all 3 gyms near home and still have something to attack with, but when all that's here is pidgey and rattata it's probably going to take me a while. I did see a vulpix earlier but it ran away as soon as I engaged.
Park in my town with a brilliant description
>go outside for a walk to play the game
>about 30 minutes outside, it starts raining like hell
>dont give a fuck, still continue to walk around
>soaked wet
>caught a shitload of water pokemon
idk if the game reacts on weather too, but this is awesome
>>693609537
fuckin gold
>>693613083
Just catch every Pidgey you find. Keep the one with the highest level. Evolve twice. Boom. Instant lvl 400-600 and you can keep repeating with pidgey and rattata
>so many Pokemon
>so little time...
(Also I really hope /b/ understands my username)
>>693613083
Current team. Training pup and herse for combat, bull to hold gym.
living in San Antonio is the best. so many stops... i also think a girl was kidnapped, because i received an amber alert.
>>693613424
I blame the Hypnos
>>693613307
Wtf
>>693613333
Checked
>>693613307
kek toaster steve
half an hero
>>693613529
I didn't even notice tbh
>>693606376
Found a Venonat in my car
>>693613259
That's what I'm doing for now, I have found a few exeggcutes, so maybe I'll have a decent exeggutor eventually. In the meantime that 300 cp raticate is all I've got that's worth a damn
How do some people have 1000 pokemon at their house and others have nothing, how does the game decide where all the pokemon are
Does Pokemon Go eat at data? or is it pretty lightweight
>>693613424
you too?
>>693613508
What
>>693613746
you in san antonio?
>>693613424
I'm in Frisco but I turned off that shit because it always scares me awake and I almost throw my phone
>>693613823
How u find so many Pokemon
>>693613614
Is it just me or is there something wrong with this picture....
>>693613646
Living near places that pokémon should habitate seems to have some impact. A friend who lives next to a cow farm has Tauros at his house a lot. Hang out near a pond you get psyduck, not sure what all the factors for population density are.
>>693613731
It ate about 10 MB per hour of active running around when I checked.
>>693613961
at night you can get zubat, clefairy, and bulbasaur
>>693613952
Other than oddish being near dead, I have no idea what you might mean.
>>693614010
That's good, because after seeing how much catching up I have to do, I'm gonna walk daily in order to conquer everything
>>693614082
Night time also provides some ghost pokémon like ghastly.
>>693613892
no dallas
This is a great excuse to go outside
>>693614102
I think this game is fucked up....
I laughed at "nearby Pokemon" when I drove past the local power plant was a Weezing.
>>693614241
Kek
I cant work out what pokemon this is
>>693614121
Yeah, data usage is not that bad. However it eats through my battery like crazy - I strongly suggest a decent portable charger for longer walks.
>>693614293
Go find it
Closest pokestop to my house
>>693614293
goldeen
>>693614293
Looks like goldeen
>>693614293
Looks like a Togepi that was born with Zika
>>693614293
Goldeen. You can get your self a SEAKING
>>693613614
just keep at it. I wouldn't evolve unless the base pokemon is around 120-140 though
>>693614293
i happen to be a pokemon expert. veteran from pokemon red (game boy color), and i can tell that is a goldeen
>>693614416
>>693614438
Thx my dudes
>>693614293
>>693614416
Can confirm from personal experience
>>693614251
No, being unable to see those letters without the bear makes you the one that's fucked. Seriously who sees that and thinks of pedo bear instead of being mad some retard left the u off of cpu.
Pubes
No pokemon go in canada or europia :-(
>>693614556
I did the raticate a few hours in, everything else I'm waiting for. Any idea if maxing the cp before evolving changes the potential cp of the evolved form?
I cri evrytiem
Anyone with cm13 get this shit to run? I can seem to get it to connect with my gps and im not quite autistic enough to take my tablet outside to catch some pokemans
>>693614791
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ha
>Mfw trying to get Pokemon on the way to work
I live in Tokyo
>>693614556
>>693614842
im also interested in maximising the cp
I live in a small town and all we have is voltorbs :(
Closest gym is a school
Pokeshop is 6mile walk
these fuckers are bigger than I thought
>>693615040
That's a big ass duck
>>693614679
No, you're just an idiot.
CP only means one thing dipshit
>>693614842
I did on one of my first Pidgey. If by max you mean trainer level max, anyway. Ended up catching a wild Pidgey with a higher level that evolved into the one pictured. So in theory, you can. But it costs one candy for like maybe 20-30 cp. You can just do that after evolving it
>>693615040
dude.... the fuck is wrong with this game
>>693615040
How do you take a screenshot on android?
(I don't own a phone and it always made me curious)
>>693615110
Fuck off kid
>>693615197
You're an idiot get out of this pokemon thread
>>693615192
press home button + volume up at the same time
>>693615192
Hold volume down and power button
>>693615242
>>693615192
power button***
>>693615192
android is shit
Can you duel with other players as well in the city?
>>693615192
depends on the model honestly, for most its home button + volume up, those models who dont have a physical home button its usually power button + volume up. Just do a quick google on how to screenshot with your model
>>693615192
mine, you press and hold down the power button and volume down button at the same time
>>693615305
the only duel/battle system is at the gym's so far
Huh thank you I didn't know that
>>693615192
on a Zenfone 2 Laser you just hold the recent applications button down
anyone here been to a major landmark with this yet?
>>693609945
I live in Houston and literally every church is a PokeStop here.
>>693615238
I've been talking about PGo this entire time until your autistic ass came along
>>693615564
You're the gross fag playing a game based around cp
Just a local land mark and it was a gym
>>693615478
No but I live in Vegas so I'll hit the strip this weekend
what does the cp stand for anyway?
>>693615643
i bet theres some abra's near you
>>693615653
Combat power
>>693615653
combat point
>>693615653
In the game, combat points. But your summer ass is just looking for an excuse to shitpost
>>693615609
Either underage b& or autistic
I bet there is Articuno at the north pole
>>693615754
no it's at antartica
>>693615707
A fuck ton. But I get same as most, pigeons and rats. Got some good growliths (I'm the guy with "Fire pup"), and the bull, otherwise I ain't got shit. Can't evolve the eevee I have
>>693615713
You're a fag
>>693615653
>>693615809
No the North Pole sounds better
>>693606376
If fucking sucks
>>693615726
>>693615731
That's messed up dude
Nothing in Alaska I just came back and there was like nothing
>>693606376
Gay kill yourself
>>693615747
I'm not the perv you faggot
>>693615809
Islands in the north pacific are the most likely place
>>693606376
Faggy game
Here's some of my collection
>>693616022
I think there would be some in like Denali
>>693616053
You've got a MagneTON of Pokemon!
>>693616027
>>693615992
>>693615948
>>693615912
>>693615881
Samefag is summer maximum
>>693616113
True
>>693616053
>Industrial 'mons
Where'd you find those?
>>693616053
You're sick faggot
>>693616053
Bulbasaur How cool
>>693616170
>Inb4 autistic insult by said samefag
>>693616170
Your mom's asshole felt good too fag
how the fuck are you ever going to evolve your starter pokemon? I cant really imagine you can find them so easily in the wild
>>693613933
It just happened? No idea... I ended up catching 26 without moving
easy, caught it yesterday
>>693616194
>>693616226
Not fast enough
>>693616238
I found two wild char's, both ran away after one failed throw. Got a "nice" on both and didn't stick
>>693616238
Bulbasaur and squirtle aren't hard to find. I haven't seen a charmander yet though
>>693606718
I live in London too, hackney. Only thing i caught with my phone was mandemz
>>693616226
Ur both autistic ones a newfag one is a summer get over it and take it to another board or somthing
>>693616237
Ok kiddo whatever makes you happy :^)
>>693616290
>yfw
>>693616381
kek
>>693616383
You're a sick fuck for playing this game, fag
Only pokestop in this small town is across the road from me. Spotted 2 weebs so far.
Also, only bugs around here.