>>693602731
The fuck?

Uh

Mods.

one time my 1 year old sister said she wanted to see my dick so i showed her it and now shes pregnant

dk if it counts or not, but earlier today i took a shower with my 7 & 9yo nieces

>>693603151
were you and them naked?

>>693603380
yes

My neighbor and I, when we were around six, we played doctor with my sister. She got pregnant and the neighbor had an abortion. Turns out my sister was an alcoholic and the pregnancy scare was a test. Scored 1810 on the SAT and got thrown in county for a day. Pay $250 in child support every month. Not worth.

TL;DR fucked my sister, got pregnant, life went to shit

>>693602731
MODS

>>693602891
so hot, o ya

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> I went to Taco Bell and tried
> to spend a $2 bill, and the
> cashier had no idea what it
> was and called the cops.
>Be me
>Be newfag
>Not know how to greentext
>See other people greentext
>whyisntitthiseasyforme.mov
>Make greentext story anyway
>mfw
>스웨덴에서 아시아 수
>많은 매력적인 여자
>내 매력적인 악센트를 유혹하려고
>나는 그들의 바보 악센트를 듣고
>МFW

>>693603529
how old are you?

>>693603929
23. ive showered with them several times before also.

>>693603855
I'm seeing more and more Korean everyday
왜요? 몰라요.

do the mods strike you if you post contraband?

>>693604478
by that do you mean drugs?

>>693604478
only 1 way to find out...

>>693602818
>>693603611
haha faggots

>>693604617
I mean pics
>I mean she does have clothes on even if she's a little young

>>693604719
eh just find out i guess

>>693603575
Did you have a stroke anon?

fuck it. Not gonna do it. Don't want to get banned from the chan.

>>693604951
Everything about this statement gave me cancer, you pussying out and
>the chan

>>693604951
just dont be a fag and see

>>693605018
I can send it to your email, if you're such a badass, you'll post it

>>693604951
>the Chan
Newfag

>>693605119
send it here if your being a pussy [email protected]

>>693604940
Stroked my tiny cock

>>693604951
Banned from the Chan: A Newfag Chronicle

>>693604951
>banned from the chan
newfaggot

>>693604951
>Don't want to get banned from the chan.
did you hear about "the chan" from your cool friends on fb?
fuck off newfag.

>>693602731

If she was my sister I would impregnate her

>>693605339
>>693605321
>>693605179

Samefag

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>>693604951

>>693602731
Body: 11/10
Face: butter/10
Also: Post moar

>>693605339
>>693605321
>>693605179
>>693605443

ooooo, have I offended /b/ etiquette? You faggots spend too much time on here. Become a normie, might do ya good

420chan is the real chan rite guize

>>693602731

IS THERE MORE OF HER POST NOW OR GIVE SAUCE I AM EXPLODING

>>693605558
Oh shit son, shots fired

>>693602818
>>693603611

Samefag

>>693605245
>fbi email

>>693605558
So many shots fired, it's as if I'm in dallas rn

When I was about 10, my older sister 18, we used to take showers together. (This is basically a molestation story) I was so young my parents didn't think anything of it. She used to kiss me, and she told me to put fingers in her, and stuff like that. I never put my dick inside her, but we did lots of other things. Tbh I'm not at all traumatized by it. I just assume she was a horny teenager trying to release herself. I don't talk to her about it or anything, its just whatever.

>>693605558
>tells them to become normies
>was considering posting CP

>>693605731
What's she look like? If she was ugly, you should be traumatized.

>>693605686
new fag its a 10 minute email

>>693605731
pics of your sister, faggit

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>>693605558

>>693605731
Y u no fugg her

>>693605731
post story

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my sister

>>693603151
Yeah... Just like every other day...

>>693604113
Were you bumping while showering?

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>>693604951

>>693606275
not every day, just most days when they are here.

>>693606303
the thread? wut

bumps

>>693606493
My mistake... Probably thought that cuz you post it everyday

>>693605984
i mean, i dont necessarily have a reason why myself. she was mostly in control of the situation. perhaps she was afraid. it was up to her if she wanted or not.

>>693605119
Send it to me.
[email protected]

>>693605119

Kik?

>>693604619
Kek

>>693606951
if i had another better story id post it instead, sry i have nothing else to contribute

no "finger tried to friend me in the back of my mom's car"?

>>693608102
not until u just posted it

>>693608102
friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car

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ok so this one time
i was sitting on a bench
in a park
and there were some girls playing in the park
they were like 5-8 idk
one of the girls was playing solo on the other side of the park
their parents were there too but chatting on the other side of the park where most of the kids were
so i snuck up close to that one solo girl
i quickly ran up and grabbed her with my right arm (my stronger arm)
silenced her with the chloroform i had ready in my left hand
there were bushes nearby too so i jumped her into one of those
hid there for a short while to make sure shes knocked out
carried her to my van just behind the bushes
drove off quickly
kept checking rear mirror to make sure no one is following me
drove off to my house
gave her some ghb
shes on my bed now
i can do whatever i want to her
my sister was still home
she was like
>wtf u doing anon
>just kidnapped this girl
>about to rape her
>not cool bro
>ok
then my sister undressed and we fucked
no more sex drive
put kid back in car
drove away from home
dropped her in some bush
back home
fucked sister again

>>693608102
probably because its not incest

MODS
MODS
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MODS

I just reported this. Have fun in the pokey, faggot.

>>693608274
i think you are lying

>>693608644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

bompz

>>693605713
OHHHH BOY

Anyone have pics of anon's dead cousin from last night?

>>693609297
Lolwut

>>693608274

Haha no

>>693609297
hey i see you live in a anonymous proxy too wanna meet up

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http://imgur.com/a/hBvow

Decent-ish story. Gets me diamonds because I like native girls.

>>693609369
bitch was alive in photos kek. he grabbed her laptop after she dead from cocaine.

>be me.
>have sex with sister.
>get her pregnant.
>she has abortion.
>tell 4chan about it 10 years later.
>the end.

>>693609708
but who was phone??

>>693610063
i am dog

>>693610063
Im 12 and what is this?

>>693610181
Banned

>>693610291

its an old meme faggot.

>>693610181
Vanned

>>693610337
underage is not allowed in 4chan stupid read the rules

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>>693610337
Ohh like this one?

>be me

Cont?

>>693610581
would rather kill myself than be you

>>693610581
continue right the entire thing out just in a entire paragraph its hot

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>>693602731

>be me.
>early 2000's.
>still living at parents.
>making love to little sister in my room late at night. (past midnight)
>we're on floor between the wall and bed
>doing missionary on carpet cause bed springs would make noise.
>trying to make as little noise as possible.
>so it was more like hip grinding with my dick inside her than actual "slap slap" fucking.
>suddenly door knob noise.
>a slight knock on door.
>[mother's soft voice:] "anon?... anon?...
>we freeze immediately on the floor ceasing all grinding.
>slight knock on door again.
>"anon?... you guys awake?".
>fucking terrified she might have a key.
>just frozen there on top of sister with my now softening dick inside her.
>no more knocking. just silence.
>we hear mother stepping away from door.
>me and sister get up from flooor in biggest fucking hurry ever and start putting our clothes on.
>we slide into the bed trying not to make noise and put the covers on us.
>pretend to be asleep waiting for mother to comeback with key. (didnt know if she had one)
>mother never comes back.
>next day see mother in the afternoon.
>tells me she knocked.
>told her i didnt and i had fallen asleep with sis.
>didnt say shit about locked door though.
>always figured she might suspect something.
>never asked.

>>693610692
Exciting!

>>693610692
moarrrrr

>>693610677
Beme17havehotsisterwhoisatotalpartyslutconstantlygettingshitfromparentsaboutitIcluldn'tcarelessthoughIjustwannachillwithfriendsandplayvidya

Cont?

>>693603575
Da fuck

>my neighbour and I
>around six
>allahsudden neighbour pregnant
>neighbour abortion
>Allah sudden I actually knocked sister up
>lived life autistically making up stories about fake incest

>>693609708
same

>>693609688
Ooh. I want, some1 post

>>693602891
Stupid faggot. This is why we need comprehensive sex ed.

Girls need to learn to wear shades before looking at dicks.

>>693604951
>Doesn't want to get banned
>from
>the chan


>the chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2V9IE-BqRs

Me and Mom fooled around a little after Dad died. Started out just kind of innocent, like accidental loss of swim trunks after diving, walking in on her by accident when she was dressing, that sort of thing. Then came the depression she experienced when Dad's death really sunk in during a couple of stressful financial troubles. She would be crying on her bed and I would hug her to comfort her.

Nothing would have happened between us except one night, Mom was laying on her bed weeping, telling me she missed Dad so much. I just sort of laid down behind her and put my arm over her waist to console her and we fell asleep like that. I had an enjoyable dirty dream while I slept. The next morning I woke up in the samer position, only my pajama bottoms and boxers were around my ankles and Mom's bare ass was pressed up against my groin. I sht up out of her bed and pulled my clothes back on. Me jumping out of bed woke up Mom, who was looking at me really weird.

She told me that I was sleep hunching during the dirty dream, touching my boner against her ass in my sleep. It felt kind of nice to her, so she slid off her pajama bottoms and panties, then slid my hard on out over my PJs and let me fuck her from behind. I was kinda freaking about about the incest. Mom got out of bed, still naked from the waist down, hugged me close, and told me she loved me fucking her. She pushed me back down onto the bed, took my PJ bottoms and boxers back off of me, and started sucking my dick to get me hard. When I was, she climbed up on top of me and sunk my dick into her pussy. We fucked that morning and all doubts about incest faded away. The funny thing was, when she first slid my dick inside her, I could plainly see her shaved pussy clearly, and I saw a small dollop of the cumm I shot inside her the night before dribble down onto the head of my dick before it disappeared inside her.

>be me
>14
>summertime and trying to gtfo of my house
>have bitchy 6 year old sis and 3 year old bro
>Mostly sleeping over at grandmas or at my cousin Brads
>like the underage faggot I am I browse 4chan
>stumble across wincest threads everywhere
>idea.jpg
>one day we have all our cousins have giant sleepover at Brads
>it was his birthday or somethin
>have hot cousin named Cameron
>15 years old
>teasing her and acting like im flirting with my 15 year old cousin
>talking bout sex n stuff
>other cousins upstairs screwing around
>she holds up her tablet and shows me pornhub
>I tease her and say "how do you know about that?"
>says her boyfriend showed her
>we watch it
>not touching ourselves but examining it
>I tease her and slowly grab her tit
>"Anon wut r you doing"
>say im just teasing her
>so we just finish the video and watch Scary Movie
>Im chilling on the couch and she is on the chair
>Time passes
>movies over
moar?

>>693611397
moaaaaaar

>>693611397

>Brad and other cousins are now asleep upstairs
>She brings up about earlier and Pornhub
>she says that Brad and the boys are now asleep
>that I can touch it
>I like where this is going
>she says "so you wanna Anon?"
>she leans in and we slowly and nervously kiss
>boner already 20%
>It gets alittle more intense as we get confortable
>ask her if she is ready
>she knows whats up
>boner 35%
>like the hormone driven 14 year old I am Im goin for the ass
>she knows we're not ready
>she slowly takes off her shirt and bra
>boner 45% and counting
>beautiful firm breasts, just what you would expect from a 15 year old
>boner 58%
>we are still making out
>she is shirtless
>I risk and lightly grab her right tit
>she sort of squeals
>Boner 75% engage blowjob
>I dont even know what I'm doing since all my experience is just porn
>I say "ok i pleasured you, you wanna return the favor"
>she says sure lets get to it

>>693606224
shit id fuck your sister

>>693611504
>I slide down my shorts
>she pulls down my underwear
>she gets right to it
>Like a pro
>she probably has the same hormones and feels we're both teens
>I basically just lay back
>I ask Cameron if she has done this before
>She say no but I have now
>Im impressed
>she is going alittle too fast for a blowjob
>I ask her to slow down, she doesnt have to choke herself yet
>she goes slower now
>now she gets it
>boner completed, 100%
>she mentions if she can reveal her self and if im ready
>I say "fuck yea"
>she jumps to the chair, which is adjacent to the couch

>>693611504
moarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Insert mods here

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>>693610822
>be me.
>22.
>making love to little sister in first apartment i had.
>tiny one bedroom cheap as fuck. very basic.
>we're doing it in living room on old couch i got from a yard sale.
>actually, almost everything i had in that apartment was from a yard sale.
>but anyways...
>front door is literally right next to couch arm.
>im sitting on couch and she's on top of me.
>sort of grinding, huggin, but no kissing.
>we'd never kiss cause weird. (yeah i fucking know, but its true)
>we're not being loud but not as quiet as when i lived at parents.
>suddenly knock on door.
>we stop on a dime.
>we look at each other wondering wtf.
>tell sister to get off so i can check.
>i peek through cheap curtains and see our mother standing by door.
>freak the fuck out.
>we start putting our clothes on.
>talking in low voice about what to do.
>mother keeps knocking.
>[normal knocking, nothing loud]
>not sure what to do.
>tell sister to go in bathroom and pretend to shower.
>mother knocks some more.
>look around like maniac trying to see if anything that can give us away.
>decide to finally open door.
>heart beating fast as fuck, like i had been running.
>asks me if i couldnt hear her knocking.
>tell her i was in my room watching tv and didnt hear it.
>asks me where sister at.
>tell her she's showering.
>asks me why, (if something happened to her or something.)
>tell her I dont know. she just wanted to shower.
>she leaves it alone and tells me she thought of picking sister up cause she was gonna go buy clothes and figured she'd take her too.
>whole conversation about the door stopped there.
>he never said anything about it later.
>second time almost caught.
>always wondered if she knows something or suspected something.
>again, never asked for obvious reasons.

>>693611620
niggas want moar?
>she slowly pulls down her jean shorts and her pink and orange undies
>shows me her 15 year old twat
>she has less pubes than i would expect
>probably shaves alot or somethin
>this is my first time seeing a pussy in real life
>I go over to the chair and i just sort of rub it and play with it
>I ask her if she has ever played with herself
>she says "yea a couple times"
>I rub her
>I rub her alittle higher
>she sort of quivers
>prob found her clit

>>693611510
>>693606224

Looks like the IndoorSmokers guy ok yt

>>693611699
>I rub it for alittle and she makes a weird sqeal or squak or some shit
>dont want her to orgasm yet
>the party just started
>oh fuck yea
>I ask if i can finger her
>she hesitates
>says yes
>oh god this is the first time ive ever fingered a girl
>i awkwardly stick my index finger in
>followed by my middle finger
>I do this for awhile
>i change things up and start to make out again
>more intimate
>now she is the one rushing because she is so horny
>and im so horny...

>>693611699
yessssssss moar

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>>693606224
Looks too much like that fugly Maya Rudolph from Grown Ups. Ugh!

>>693611784
>she says shes ready
>I act stupid and say "ready for what"
>she says for me
>OH YEAH
>Boner 120%
>she slowly gets on top
>in a sort of cowgirl possition
>My dick is diamonds
>we go at it, now compassionately
>i get a massive thrust
>she squeals
>"sorry Cam"
>she says "just go slower Anon"
>who said that before? ;)

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>>693606224
>>693606224
>>693606224

>>693611838
>suddenly I hear footsteps
>the stairs go right into the living room
>Oh Fuck Oh FUCK
>luckly there is a giant-ass blanket laying right over the chair
>she covers up with it and acts as if shes sleeping
>mean while im all set cuz there was already a blanket on the floor from earlier
>I act like im sleeping on the floor
>It turns out its brads mom coming down cuz she is thirstly
>WTF
>way to be a cock blocker cuz your thirsty Bradmom
>she gets iced tea and goes to bed
>after that Cameron is now hesitant because we almost got caught fucking
>that actually turned me on
>"fucking"
>good thing too, the boner was depleating from BradMom
>i woke it up
>I tried talking her into it again
>saying since she just came down She should come down again
>Cam says fine in a way only an unsure teenager would

Post more mom son please

>>693610692
Hey it's you! What's up man.

>>693611933
holy shit I already rolled two pair of dubs
>so it turn her on again by rubbing that power button
>the clit
>her systems booting
>she is now in missionary
>legs up
>and i am fucking her
>oh god i just lost my virginity to my cousin
>and her to me
>fuck it
>i go alittle faster
>"Anon, ANON"
>Squeals again
>A sexy squeal
>I feel her pussy contract with my dick
>I think i just made her orgasm
>i slow down a bit, i didnt cum yet but we are sort of snuggling
>I am still in
>i start going again and then she starts to shake
>really going at it
>I am cumming
>She is cumming
>Spring is coming
>we both just lay there
>sweaty, horny and fuzzy minded
>we are just laying there
>naked
>two cousins

>>693611985

hello. just wasting a little time here.

whats up with you?

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Anyone have set of this girl? Where is she from?
>her father takes creepshots of nudist daughter
>cousin finds the pic stash of perv fathers

>>693612022
WTF 3 pairs of dubs and rolling
>we start to just kiss very faintly
>I just lost my virginity
>she is probably thinking the same thing
>I say "I love you Cameron"
>she says"I love you more Anon"
>I say we better get dressed, at least alittle
>I put on my underwear
>she has to put on her bra, Shirt, and Shorts
>Its like 2:00am
>We goto sleep
>the next morning we wake up to brads baby sis crying
>WTF baby sis?
>I look at Cameron
>she says goodmorning
>All of a sudden everything from last night rushes through my mind
>I came in my cousin
>FUCk
>I have to tell her
>I tell her
>She says dont worry anon, Ill take my moms plan B
>THank god
>Cam and I have been close ever since
I got moar

>>693612022
Dubs again. Love the story.

>>693603575

Am I retarded or did anyone else find this very difficult to follow?

>>693612130
>Couple monthes passed and it is now my party
>all my cousins come again
>Cameron
>Brad
>some others i didnt mension, all of which are younger
>Adam
>Ally
>Gavin
>Anyway
>I asked my mom if they could all stay over
>"sure Anon" mom says
>time passes from playing vollyball all day
>starts to get dark so we all huddle inside and watch a movie as we always do
>movie is: Happy Gilmore
>pretty funny movie
>it has its laughs
>at our house we have two chairs and a couch
>Parents are still outside, playing horseshoes
>buzzed
>Ally sits on far chair
>Adam Gavin and Brad are chillin on couch
>"aw man I have to sit with cam" i say
>"whatever"
>Cam and I both know we're joking

>>693602731
>Be adult
>Usually shower/bathe with kids
>Don't molest them
>???
>Rinse and repeat

>>693612130
moarrrrrrrrr

>>693612190
>I tell cameron its been awhile since she is the least visited out of the cousins
>we know whats up
>we're just snuggling on this chair
>blanket over us cuz its fall and is starting to get cold even inside
>Adam and Ally are the first ones asleep 20 minutes in
>brad and gavin watch the movie for alittle more
>then they start screwing around acting out the movie
>"Mista mista, Help me mista" as they say in Happy Gilmore
>We tell them to leave the room since theyre screwing around
>By this point parents are already in bed and everyone else is gone
>score
>I say "wanna do what we did at brads house" confidentally
>acts like shes thinking although in her head she is probably thinking Hell yea
>Brad and gavin wont come down since we have a fridge and a TV upstairs
>so theyre all set
>we're still snuggled up
>we start kissing like we did last time

>>693602731
Le sigh she is so beautiful.

I ve been fucking my sister since our early days but last time we got caught by bran and i pushed him out The window

>>693612190
Moar pls

>>693612263
>we're more confident since weve done this before
>kissing goes on for another 15 minutes and she oulls off her shirt
>"Careful cam what about Gav and Brad"
>"comeon anon theyre asleep"
>Whatever but im not reassured
>she unstraps her bra
>I miss those tits
>Had a boner since begining
>ask her if we can move to the couch and try something
>"wut Anon"
>Wanna try boobjob
>she faintly says 'i gus"
>so we try
>we try is a stretch
>it was awkward since weve neverdone this
>and she doesnt have big tits
>so thats out of the picture
>we she just gives me a BJ again
>she must like that taste cuz she brought it up
>well this goes on for another 10 min or so
>then I say "ok my turn for you"
>cameron says "?"
>"well i thought I could maybe eat u out"
>she says "o i guess we can try idk what it feels like"
>I go under

>>693612292

too obvious.

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>>693611669
Hey Anon, is this her?

>>693612334
>its my first time too so she is my guinea pig
>I just want ot try everything because of it
>I sort of start by kissing her pussy shes not amused
>I work my way down then up again
>start licking her clit
>now shes interested
>her legs straight and toes curled
>I keep doing this for awhile cuz its really turning her on
>then she lets out a few gasps
>she orgasms
>
>on me
>I have girl cum like in my mouth
>nasty but sort of hot
>thats my kind of fettish
>she says 'sorry' 'sorry'

>>693612334
moarrrrrrrrrrrr

>>693612376
Same face

>>693612334
Moar moar

>>693612376

yes.

>>693612436
>I say no prob ill brb though
>clean my face in kitchen sink, fuck
>wel now shes really turned on and I am too
>time to fuck
>we both thought of it
>I say "wanna fuck"
>she says OMG YEA
>so I whip out my skin sword
>missionary
>not for sole purpose of recreation
>for I am prepared
>rode my bike down the street to gas station couple days before hand
>got a condom
>I knew she'd be here at my party
>whats wrong with alittle birthday sex?
>so Iput the condom on and went at it
>it felt different with a condom
>she said it did too
>i said fuck it
>i took it off
>why
>because im a teen i dont fuckin know

>>693612524
moarrrrrr

>>693612524
>well we both agree it will feel better without it
>Ill just pull out
>so we are really going at it this time
>im proud of my self
> we're both going at it and i pick up pace
>I can feel myself about to climax
>we both orgasm at the same time
>Cameron lets out the loudest squeal ever
>i knew my parents couldnt hear it cuz they are on otherside of house
>they have a thick door and loud-ass ac running anyway
>we're both fuzzy minded again
>Suddenly i hear someone coming down the stairs
>fuck its gavin

>>693612125
Bump

>>693612668
im diamonds
u lucky bastard

>>693602731

MODS

>>693612756
Seriously

>>693612668
>gavin is Camerons bro
>fuck
>he sees us
>he doesnt know what to say
>he is 13 years old
>staring infront of his cousin and sister fucking
>I told him not to tell or id tell his parents about that time he was with his friends
>they all smoked weed at his buddy's house
>he doesnt say a word and walks upstairs
>I remembered something
>I didnt pull out
>fuck
>I ask her if her mom has more plan B
>she says no
>shit
>couple weeks later I get a text
>she says that she git her period and not to worry
>Thank god
>gavin still hasnt told his parents about what happened
>it is probably burned into his mind though
>his cousin and sister fucking
>he saw incest in the making
>and didnt say a word about it
>time has passed and cam and i still hang out
>we are still more than cousins
>we still kiss but rarely have sex
>miss those days

>>693612776
Kek.

>>693612209
Ages?

>>693612821
Restore those days

>>693612809
fuck yeah seriously

>>693603151
I remember you from like yesterday.

>>693612948
maybe I will
Brads party is coming up ;)

>>693612920
Daughters are 3 and 2 months, sons are 5 and 2. Sorry for disappointing, faggot.

>>693613033
man i so fucking envy u
i wish i had the chance to fuck one of my hot cousins when we were younger
the rage is real

>>693613033

Thread to look for

>>693612154
You're not alone.

>>693602731
When i was 14 and my sister was 9 i helped her to do her homework. And my sister striped for me.

>>693613033
How old are you Anon?

>>693613208
I have cousin I fucked but not hot kms

>>693613269
Uh

>>693613033
moaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>693608274
>one of the girls was playing solo on the other side of the park
bunch of cops silently observing you

>so i snuck up close to that one solo girl
she started screaming "pedo!! you're a pedo!! someone help me!!"

>i quickly ran up and grabbed her with my right arm (my stronger arm)
then you found her arm wan't an arm, but a penis

>silenced her with the chloroform i had ready in my left hand
then you woke up at 3am because you picked your nose using the chloroform hand

>there were bushes nearby too so i jumped her into one of those
and you landed on a humongous dogshit

>hid there for a short while to make sure shes knocked out
she knocked you out and won the kickboxing state prize

>carried her to my van just behind the bushes
then Bush jr. and Bush senior turned at you telling you don't need to vote Hillary

>kept checking rear mirror to make sure no one is following me
this is how you had a frontal with a lightpole

>gave her some ghb
she sold it on the black market, but niggers found it was a laxative and then burned your house

>my sister was still home
you later realized that she had a feminine penis, she was your actual brother

>put kid black in car
niggers everywhere

>drove away from home
dinosaurs everywhere

>>693613278
18 turn 19 in fall

>>693613283
doesn't matter, had sex

>>693613278
Le 4chan Incest Group Chat

>>693602731
Paige judd, whole set on momyless

>>693613492
Lol

>>693613428
Story or nu

>>693612821
Rekindle the fire bro

I'm rollin cuz I'm getting luck dubs here

>>693613562
when I don't need em I get em when I want em I don't get em

>>693605558
This guy gets it.

>>693613648
It's stories

>>693613698

Just read through whole thread kek

>>693613711
Back at it with the dubs, nice

She passed out. Pussy showing. I fucked that. Nuff said.

Want more?

Possibly gave her a xanny

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>>693603611
this is a dub friendly thread

I got 3, I'm happy. Still not as good as Satan trips on another thread

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>>693611669
>be me.
>sometime early 2000's.
>sometimes getting bjs from sister.
>parents out of house.
>ask her for blowjob.
>acts disinterested but humors me / agrees to.
>i sit on old computer chair father used to have. (the ones with wheels under)
>kneels in front of me.
>she's blowing me.
>i ask her if i could see her boobs while she does it.
>rolls her eyes but does it.
>pulls down bra and spaghetti stringy top.
>boobs out and she's kneeled in front of me.
>sucking me again.
>i tell her to use her boobs.
>ask me how.
>i grab em and show her how.(titty fuck like)
>she gets the hang of it.
>does it on her own.
>blowing me with some of her boobs around my dick.
>(my dick isnt that big so it wasnt like a perfect tittie fuck).
>the sight of whats happening is too much.
>let her know im cuming.
>she pulls face/mouth away but keeps her boobs on dick like total noob.
>i cum all over boobies.
>annoyed because she's sticky after.
>i volunteer to wipe it off her with a wet towel.
>says she'll just take a shower.
>leaves to shower

>>693614186
I saw that 1
I got 4 on this 1 tho

>>693611669
>>693614263

dude all these are are repeats heard them so many times

How about you fuckweeds all die of cancer?
Inb4 all your stupid ass selfcalming "triggered newfaq" prevarications.
And now go and look up prevarications yxou uneducated mongoloid fucknuggets.

>>693614385

just contributing. cause some people dont spend all their lives here.

but i'll stop if it will make your life easier and more comfortable.

not even kidding. just say so.

>>693612524
lol

>>693604951
>the chan
Newfag

>>693614522
ToxicBassBoosting level kek

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>>693603575
>6
>got my sister pregnant
Yeeeeeaaa no
Pick one dumbshit

>>693612821
nice story

>>693614576
only reason I'm on here so much rn is cuz I could go to sleep so said fuckit and pulled an all nighter. Checkin up on the /b/catalog

>>693614876
why the hell does /b/ have a catalog

>>693614805
thanks

>>693605339
>saying newfaggot
>new
>faggot
>newfag
>fewnag

>>693614959
WTF XD all lists do, I prefer using the catalog because it is more organized

>>693615062
well no shit but /b/catalog is just confusing as fuck

is this where the thread dies?

>>693615324

yes.

>>693615287
i dont think so, it just has all the threads in rows and then previews them by showing their pic and op comment

*shed's tear*

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>>693610644
>http://imgur.com/a/hBvow
I'd rather you kill yourself too

>>693609587
>http://imgur.com/a/hBvow
holy shit thats good. thanks bro !

>>693611397
Why is there always someone called 'Brad'?

>>693615606
Stop using "rather" as a fucking verb.

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>>693615886
i seriously have a cousin bradley

>>693615981
lol pic not related

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who would you FMK

>>693615324
>>693614805
>>693613208
>>693613033
>>693612821

The 4Chan Incest Group Chat is Now a Thing, Pick your Messenger (Kik, Email, XMPP, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, You Name it)

Continue your stories and updates there to continue the most glorious incest thread we have ever had.

(I sound like a fag in this but seriously pick one and group chat will be on)

>>693616182
yes

>>693602818
stfu bich

>>693616182
Kill Marry (cuz in love) Fuck

In that order left to right. Do u know them or nu

>>693616322
kik

>>693616182
Marry, kill and fuck.
Left to right.

>>693616506
yea

>>693612292
Why is there always someone called 'Bran'?

>>693616818
kek

>>693616805
anymore pics. #2 is a qt

I got moar of middle and I think right

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>>693616883
here is 1 i got little moar

>>693616987
age?

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>>693616883
here is 1 of all of them. sadly qt is holding camera

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>>693616883
heres 1

>>693617124
like 14

>>693617234
im ded srs. i 15, contact info?

>>693617180
Dem little tatties tho

>>693617346
tatum landis newmanstown pa

>>693611384
>and I saw a small dollop of the cumm I shot inside her the night before dribble down onto the head of my dick before it disappeared inside her.

hmmm... the night before....

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Add me on Kik for group

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>>693612144
gor more ?

>>693604951
You should get perma banned just for calling it "the chan."

>>693617415
meant online but kek ok

>>693617596
true

how the fuck is this thread still alive
it stated at 5 and its like 810 now

>>693609708
Pics or it didn't happen

where did qt liker go hey qt she got a sis too

>>693617821
because we are dedicated to posting to it.

as to why mods havent deleted. idk.