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I'm kinda bored and this started a fun thread last time.
Here's an image of my penis /b/.
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>>693600719
Were they out of normal ones?

Gutted for you tbh anon.
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Dafuq?
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>>693600719
I kinda feel sorry for ya
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>>693600719
this again. ya a a a y.... ..
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>>693600719
that'll never get sucked.
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>>693600719
#PrayForHoley
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>>693600719
story?
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>>693601781
Your parents are worthless, that could have been easily fixed as a baby with a circumcision. Perhaps it still can be easily fixed.
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>>693600719
how?
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>>693600719
HOLEY YOURE BACK! bro give us a new timestamp so we know its you again
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>>693602166
>>693601781
nevermind me, im the smartest
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>>693602090
bro this was his circumcision, he actually has a go fund me page. speaking of holey you get any progress on that?
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>>693600719
You should name it Jonah Hex and make little cowboy-gunslinger costumes for it
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>>693602272
I got $10 from a guy and couldn't figure out how to refund him
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>>693602520
i think all donations are final, u cant
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>>693602520
lol, i guess you buy a razor and do a home procedure? how have things been the past couple days bro?
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>>693602675
Decent, just busy work.
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>>693602671
Damn, I really wanted to give it back. I even talked with him on kik to try and sort it out
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>>693601781
>>693600719
Hi there again Holy
Last time I requested sharpie in hole which you completed with a nice plastic pencil in it. Good touch.

This time it's getting tricky. Gotta find an insect and make a webm of it crawling trough Holy penis.

You came for attention, you got it.

Now deliver
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>>693602862
cool, have you heard about Dallas?
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>>693600719
You know that is an easy fix right? Just get an exacto knife and some neosporin. Keep it clean and aired out for a few weeks. Also, do not attempt to masturbate for a month. You should take pics of the process for the bros.
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>>693603080
No, what happened in Dallas? Did we find Debbie?
>>693603075
Yeah, no, I don't want a bug inside of me
>>693603102
I don't like blood.
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>>693600719
Is that erect?
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>>693603274
No
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how much did you sue for?
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>>693603212
A little blood vs the humility of a girl asking what the hell is wrong with your dick before she leaves only to never return your texts again. Then she will tell all her friends and you will have a reputation. Good luck bro.
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>>693603328
Does it hurt when it's erect?

do the skin pull? pics?
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Someone requested this last time. I tried, but I just discovefed(through this) that the smaller holes are extremely sensitive. So I don't think I can force this through
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>>693603212
4 cops killed in dallas texas earlier tonight, 7 more wounded. it was at the ass end of a black lives matter rally, there were four gunmen
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>>693603594
No, I have an actual face pic on facebook. My kik is jmamid if you really want to talk
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>>693603046
>>693600719

Dude I feel bad, I also had a botched dick.
The only way I could get off was to twist my cock.
My girlfriends loved that I could fuck for so long, but I hated that I needed to fuck the living shit out of them to cum bricks.
I learned I had a botched dick when my 3rd gf said "your dick doesn't look right"
Then she shows me botched pictures.
I showed my mom, and she was like "wtf, you really can't feel your dick?"
"for reals"
Went for surgery, now my dick feels bomb.
I use to contemplate cutting it myself but it was way too bad
The surgery went pretty good except that it looks like I got a wart of the top of my cawk now
Also now I cum too fast
Kinda miss putting objects in it for the lols too
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>>693601781
How the fuck did your dick form that way man?
It looks like you got burned or something man. Have you tired looking into why it formed that way growing up? Shit man best of wishes for you.
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pics the no longer holey ?
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>>693603559
Erect. Yes it pulls and it hurts a lot
>>693603786
Was it a real hate crime of more dindu nuffin bs?
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>>693603559
mine sure hurt, it would feel like my skin is gonna rip

I also grew an inch when I had my shit resnipped
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>>693604331
*or
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>>693604331
yea these cops were escorting the protesters and were gunned down, some of the shooters were in buildings, some were on the street.
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>>693604256
From what I understand, when I was circumcised as a baby, the wound healed badly and caused the skin of the shaft to fuse with my glans
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>>693601781

>Cancer of the dick with advanced necrosis

RIP OP
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>>693604506
So the "peaceful protesters" got cops killed in the name of BLM?
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>>693604151

>now mah dik feals balm
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>>693604587
i wouldnt put it like that. but that is a valid interpretation of events as we understand them so far
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>>693600719
Didn't I see this yesterday?
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Your dick settles the arguement for circumcised vs uncircumcised
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FeelsBadMan
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>>693604795
100%
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>>693600719
This is why circumcision is a form of mutilation.
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>>693604750
>>693601781
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This hurt like hell, but I did it!

>>693604745
That is just awful. I hate this anti-cop mentality we have now.
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>>693602406

you were faster than me anon haha gona say the same thing
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>>693604750
No, two days ago. I spent last night with a Korean chick I met that morning
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>>693604515
So do you think that if perhaps you were not circumcised that you would have a nomral penis and foreskin?
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>>693605156
is that a broken rubber band? whats happening here?
and yea its fucking nonsense. in the chaos they also managed to shoot a mother of 4 in her calf while she was huddled on the ground covering her youngest
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>>693603413
>the humility
You mean humiliation, and hardly any woman is going to risk making fun of guy who she's attracted enough to and secure enough around to get naked and bump uglies. Don't perform surgery on yourself OP; it won't go well. If I had money, I'd donate to your cause.
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>>693605405
Yes, a broken rubber band pulled through the 3 bigger holes
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>>693605592
well shit.

wanna play a game or something?
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>>693605557
this
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>>693605702
Like what?
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>>693605792
iunno what kind of shit do you like? you got steam?
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what the fuck is going on here why is there a casual talk about a mutant dick and nigger shootings at the same time
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>>693605557

I have female friends that have told me they straight walked out on a guys after they unveiled the downstairs mix-up.

hu·mil·i·ty
(h)yo͞oˈmilədē/

noun

the quality or state of not thinking you are better than other people : the quality or state of being humble
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>>693605882
welcome to 4chan?
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>>693605878
I do, but I'm not a huge fan of the DRM. Lately I've been playing Overwatch, but I'm not crazy into it
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>>693605882
Because why not?
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>>693605991
ive got overwatch, i am definitely not good at it though, i only play a couple matches here and there. ESO perhaps?
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>>693605982
I don't let most girls see it. I have sex in the dark. Only two actually have, neither left the room or refused to have sex, they were mostly fascinated by how weird it looks, feels
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>>693606079
>ESO
I got that on console and didn't enjoy it very much. However, I DID just get my paycheck deposit, so I could technically buy a game
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>>693606243
i play on PC using a controller, they have pretty good controller support. do you have civ 5? we could do a 1v1 or something
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>>693605156
Fuck this hurt to pull out, I am never doing that again!
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>>693606364
maybe borderlands 2?
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>>693606364
I love Civ 5
I play with a controller depending on the game
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>>693606443
alright cool, gimme a sec to get a private game open, and i'll let you know the info
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this could take a while...
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>>693606157
Exactly bro. Just a quick slice could completely change your sexual experiences for the better. Look at it this way. If you came across a vagina that didn't look right, you would think twice and maybe have questions right?
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>>693606540
lol its cool bro, if you want i can just add you to my list and we can play some other time
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USA
land the mutilated dicks and no health care to fix it
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>>693606822
Give me your steam name
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>>693607070
tharifent
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>>693600719
can't you sue the hook nosed butcher that mangled you?
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>>693604331

:/
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>>693600719
Is your name joe and are you korean from mn? You fucking faggot hahaha
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>>693607118
>tharifent
Which one?
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OP I hope u record when u cut it because it would satisfy me seeing u fix this and u r a pretty chill guy
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>>693607226
My name is Jake and I'm skinny and pale white guy
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>>693607246
uh... hold on
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>>693607335
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040835204/
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>>693600719
Holy shit, is that you Jake?
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>>693604331
How do you jackoff?
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>>693607518

Depends
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>>693607545
K
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>>693607565
This guy would be the king of threesomes
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Anyone else see a face???
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>>693607719
Put some teeth on it
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>>693607719
oui
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>>693607303
I apologize then. Continue posting your mutant cock over the internet
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Making a webm of the rubber band
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>>693605405
Police are for cucks/submissives etc
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>>693607545
stop
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>>693607969
I will
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>>693608311
I will have more pics soon
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>>693607800
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>>693608311
grindin'
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>>693608457
lol this is great
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>>693608259
Are you by chance a Trump supporter/Conservative?
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>>693608457
Thank you for this, OP should be happy for his imaginary friend
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>>693608591
I like Trump more than anyone else, but I'm not necessarily a fan
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>>693601781
hurts just looking at it, looks like deadpool's face dude
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>>693608652
Interesting. I have a hypothesis that if you fixed your cock, your political ideas would change.
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>>693608902
How so?
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>>693607545
k
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>>693607574
Seconding this.
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>>693609018
I jack off normally, it just hurts
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>>693608941
If you felt more confident in your cock, you might not be as threatened by women and blacks or have less of a reason to be cruel to others.
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>>693609068
Have you ever gotten a blowjob? I'd imagine it'd feel good to get a tongue in those holes.
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>>693609322
Yes, several times. But never has a tongue entered the holes
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>>693609168
god damn dude. GOD DAMN just yanking on that shit like its nothing
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>>693609168
Dood. Couple slices and you would have a normal dick. BTW that is the new pull-out method.
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>>693609506
>>693609471
It wasn't just nothing, that shit hurt
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>>693609168
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What's that black thing
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>>693605059
thats a deformation not circumcision you nigger and i know you are brown cus you are dirty AF
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>>693609980
It was a botched circumcision.
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>>693600000
Nice digits fearow
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Ive been with 2 men who have had this same thing. One had it much less severely, but the other had one similar to yours. (although your cock is bigger)

Also, he said it felt good when i put my tongue into the hole.

I also looked into it later and found that yes this is caused from circumcision.
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>>693609143
FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>693600719

Botched circumcisions.
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>>693610432
My dick is flaccid in most of these
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>>693610615
That makes me wanna puke
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>>693610615
>saves a collage of mutilated cocks on his computer
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>>693610829
male genital mutilation is fucked, fuck circumcision another creation of the cancerous jews
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>>693610920
Are you mad at your own penis?
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>>693609168
So kids, what have we learnt today?

> TO NOT CIRCUMCISE / mutilate
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>>693611009
My penis is not a coin sniffing shiet
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>>693611270
Ah, so you're a European that's butt hurt that porn is mostly circumcised men and that bitches like cut dang?
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Jake Andrade from Santa Barbara
legend has it his penis was like his story
.............full of holes
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>>693607545
Fuxk u
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>>693605156
i am in awe at what im seeing here
post again sometime pal
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>>693607545
puta
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>>693610920

Neither are these >>693610615 Jews nor did Jews invent circumcision, retard.
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>>693612474
fuck you give us the uncensored version
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>>693612503

Not possible, 4chan considers it cp
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>>693607545
.
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>>693607699
I heard there was a woman who was born with 2 vagina
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>>693612474
thats rancid
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Hey OP I was here the first time you showed your disgusting failed abortion of a dick
Welcome back faggot :)
>>693601781
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>>693612647
BS

http://www.circumcision.org/studies.htm
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>>693613667
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>>693613820
I'm not talking about circumsition being something good.
I call the surpression of negative studies BS.
The link leads to dozens of negative ones
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>>693601077
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>>693600719
Jew
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>>693600719
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