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>>693578245
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
Quiet claimed.
Claimed
>>693588089 Squid
Sorry squid, i lost you in here. I remember the cup advise, i told them and they are cool with it. Success
>>693590390 Amatsu
Good stuff, i expect more to come in the future. Specifically more rum
>>693590431 Tsun Commander
You dont like the comments at all? Not even just a tiny bit?
>>693591028 Best
Im down, we gotta cash in on this before its too late
>every tier list is wrong, even if some are made from pros
Come on best, just admit genji is bad and we can drop all of this friendo. What happened to us having top tastes?
>>693591637
what's up virgins? i'm here and ready to fucking kill myself. how are you faggots and faggorettes doing?
clammed
FUCKING BROWSER STAHP CRASHING!!!!
>>693591812
It's just... see below.
>>693590479
Because I figured a simple no should suffice...
>>693590921
Nope!
>I can't help it, I see things differently and always feel someone else can do whatever I do better. At times when I've been told I helped, I feel I didn't make a difference at all.
>>693591411
Thanks new person!
>>693591910
So-so, how goes it Mavis?
>>693591585
I don't think it's too likely. And I think I might be being a little silly thinking like this anyways. Just talking to them is enough and I've only known them for a few days anyways!
Claiming best girlie!
>rolling for amatsu lewds cause fuck it
The usual.
>>693591637
>ITT: shit tier waifus
>>693591585
Thought it might of been a bit confusing haha.
Stupid fun is great since you can just shut off your brain. Might add this to the list then.
>>693591812
Hell yeah. That's what I like to hear. If this goes South I have some new identities waiting for us.
This pains me just as much as it does you friend. I miss those times too but Genji has proven to be a trump card in my pocket. It does come down to preferences though, that much is true.
>Best idol claimed
I like thighs
>>693592242
Shizuru!?!? Your taste is exceptional anon.
She's such a good girl...ehe
>>693591812
Of course there will be more drunk me in the future
I'll buy good shit once I pay my glasses and get more money~
>How did I earn my reputation as the drunk one?
>>693591910
Heya gothic, it's doing well here
What about you?
>>693592043
Just let it happen~
>I know that feel, but I believe that every contribution into something is important, no matter how small it is
>>693592098
Let me guess, it's Madoka and Kagami~
>>693592167
Shoo~
>>693592510
It was a little~
Exactly~ And I need stupid fun after the last anime I watched
>>693592519
Who doesn't?
>>693592043
Dude, no offense, but I call BS. You've already seen that a simple no does not suffice. I call BS and you are a cute tsun.
>>693591812
Great. And your in cali right? Should I assume you are going to the one near LA?
>>693592703
No you~
<3
>>693592703
Oh great thighs god, I beg of thee to humbly grace us with your folder of thighs, and dump them in Telegram for all to enjoy.
>I ask while kneeling
>>693592703
I am not acquainted with Kagami. I know Madoka though.
It's someone else. But those two are cute in their own right and I can't help bully a little sometimes when they're a baka.
I'm awake now.
>>693592703
That sounds like rape...
>Even if that contribution made the situation worse?
>>693592807
I hoped enough nos would work. I am no such things.
>>693593048
>Wants a thigh folder
>Asks Amatsu
Guess I'll keep these 7,000 photos to myself then.
>>693592043
I guess thats fair, im about the same so i can relate. As much as i deny mine i do enjoy hearing it even though i wont say. I figured you'd be the same way.
>there better not be more riding selfies
>>693592510
Good stuff, ill be ready soon. Gotta get the gadgets
>preference
I would prefer you werent a genji player!
Jokes aside how many hours on him now
>>693592703
You wear glasses? Do you gotta replace them?
Whenever i first started talking to you there was a lot of drinking happening
>>693592807
Na, im in texas friendo. Galko told me one is better luckily so i dont make a mistake
>>693592703
The 4X can fit 2 large pulse lasers
The Oxide is the single best light in the game
The Jenner IIC can fit 6 SRM6 and has an alpha strike of 72 (wew)
The Locusts now have fucked hitboxes because of the rescale and are near impossible to hit if theres a good pilot
The Firestarters are all more maneuverable and higher alpha than the trial Raven
>>693593285
Please, share with me your folder of thighs oh Great One.
>>693593312
Maybe I enjoy it a little, but not enough to make me not feel like I didn't deserve it!
>I only took a second one cause the first one sucked. No more of that for me.
>>693593536
https://mega.nz/#!4ABX2K4K!s74hysgcsi04Y4RWIVM_XXE8sh1LgcfD_iH3mJF1W1s
>>693592703
My apologizes kek.
Ha, I bet. Gotta balance the feels.
>>693593312
Nice man. Don't forget the thermal drill.
Sorry mang, if they hadn't cucked McCree this wouldn't of happened. Too lazy to open up the game but it should be around 15 to 17 hours by now.
>>693592543
That she is. That's one small picture you've got there.
>>693593632
I read that filename and all I can think of is
https://youtu.be/FT0ONu9c8Cw
>>693593285
Well, it didn't work. Now post some thighs.
>>693593312
Ah, Texas. I heard that the one over there had a crazy cool one. Hope you enjoy yourself over there.
Guys my browser is acting up and my glasses just broke. I gotta go. Goodbye all.
>>693593632
>gulp
>>693593755
I thank thee, oh Great One. Now if you'll excuse me.
>>693592830
Oh, ok then
>>693593048
no u
>>693593213
Oh, I thought you three met eachother
I can understand that, I love teasing people whenever I can
>>693593285
Shh~
>Even the one that made thing worse, there's no point in regretting thing in the past imo
>>693593312
Yeah, I have to replace them every year because I'm only 18, so my eyes change rapidly
I guess it's fair enough
>>693593447
I like my mechs medium and heavy~
But thanks anyway, I'll use those intel wisely when I'll face them
>>693593873
Yeah, too much feels for me in a day, I need the fun now
>>693594241
<3
>don't go
>>693594013
I did. See >>693593755
>>693594208
See you in a few days.
>>693594241
I knew it!
>I suppose, but I guess I think too much.
>>693593948
What the fuck. This is why you can't be the best
>>693594013
Jesus. Night Squiddy.
>>693594241
That's what I have to do at times. Makes watching sad shows even worse.
SHE LIKES TO TAKE A LOT OF MOLLY AND BRING ADDERAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfXenhdmqsY
>>693593755
I knew it! Then at the end of the day its still worth to get that little bit of enjoyment even if you wont admit anything right?
>better not be, ill be watching
>>693593873
Im bringing dragon rounds and my trusty shotty.
>Guys the thermal drill, go get it
Its for the better that they cucked him though. Thats some big hours in, my mercy was almost 20 i think, i still play a lot of lucio and zen
>>693594013
I dont know anything about it but we are all excited. Later squid
>>693594241
That sounds killer, if you like a pair cant they just replace the lenses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGF0EYpp1dk
>>693594368
You've pushed me too far, I'll go ;-;
<3
>>693594457
Eheh~
>Overthinking stuff can be bad, got a way to make it stop? Or your mind just goes crazy like that?
>>693594534
>Makes watching sad shows even worse.
Don't you mean even better? :^)
>>693594717
I think they can, but I like to have a new style of glasses every year~
>>693594457
U did see but since my browser refreshes when ever it wants to I try to keep my replies to a minimum.
>>693594717
>>693594534
Hold on, I can't find the super glue. I won't sleep until I find some.
>>693594856
Oh, you finally arrived. Sorry I missed your reply a couple days ago, I fell asleep before seeing it.
>ika
>>693595175
It's fine. Welp, how are you?
Saber claimed not playing league edition
Shino Game of the Year Edition.
wasup?
>>693594534
That ranking system is fucked bruh. Play 4 game win everytime by landslide. Get a smidge of XP. Lose one Fucking Levels drop off
>>693595175
I not u
>ika
>>693592703
well i quit one of my jobs of 2 years today. i walked out in the middle of my shift. feels good man.
>>693594368
>That image
Hnnng
>>693594717
I admit nothing! It was only a hypothetical!
>Perv.
>>693595069
Pervs, the both of you! Where's my rape whistle?!
>It goes crazy, but I'm very very good at hiding that.
>>693595175
RIP Ika
>>693595603
It does feel good.
I did that last summer. Said Fuck it im out.
Got in my car drove to the lake 5 hours away and camped for a week. Got drunk smoked weed etc. etc
music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
>>693595069
Fine.
>see what happens when I play nice?
>>693595639
Here. Have more cutie.
>
>>693595406
I'm fine. My glasses just broke so I decided to stay just a little bit longer. I found the super glue so I should start the fixing in a bit. What about you?
>>693595773
Hold on, not yet. I found the glue. I hope I don't glue my self anywhere though.
>>693595603
Job pushed you too far?
Congrats on not taking any more shit from it!
>>693595773
I took it away, let's not turn this into a murder
>You might be good at hiding it from others, but I'm more worried about yourself. Nothing is work than thoughts that are always in your back of your mind
>>693594717
Gah there's probably so many new weapons to choose from.
>Caustic Soda no wait wait nah you're fine.
Maybe so, it brought me into the realm of Genji. Honestly I thought you'd say they weren't high enough. 20 is pretty sweet man and Lucio is based. Zen has some nice kill opportunities with those orbs despite having such low health.
I need a catchy pun for this picture.
>>693595069
If better means I'm going to cry like a bitch then yes. 100% better :^)
>>693595175
Hope you find it soon.
>>693595492
Yeah it's gonna take a while until it's fixed. Still salty about going from 57 to 52. Got any pun ideas for this pic?
>>693596205
humdrum depression, as of everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-vnA5UZfTc
>>693596203
I'm sorry, I was only kidding?
ily
>>693596401
>we overwatch now
Exactly! Nothing is better than an anime that crushes your happiness :^)
>>693596205
I predict you'll glue yourself to the phone.
>>693596224
EH?! NOPE, LONG LEGS ARE GOOD FOR RUNNING AWAY!
>Back, middle, front. All over the place. I appear composed, by I'm just good at improvising. It's kept me happy thus far, I think!
>>693596401
no but its excellent
Calvary's here!
anyhow im going to bed night all!
>>693596741
Goodnight wonderful.
>>693595069
I gotcha, wanna stay fresh looking. I thought people didnt really like wearing glasses
>>693595773
You admit a little bit, its a small victory but one i will gladly take.
>you call me a perv yet you show that much thigh
>>693596401
I know, and i cry every time i try to run it
>Muriatic acid, its gotta be
Thats pretty fair, i dont see mccree anymore. They other two are too low, but i just love my mercy. Lucio i think has 14 or something and he is pretty based. I love zen way more than lucio but he just has a lot of problems
>>693595175
Rip squid
>>693596943
There is nothing perverted about thighs. Only a perv like yourself could be turned on by something so wonderful and pure!
>>693594534
This is why I am the best
https://youtu.be/t7SSEj1jlb8
>5 replies
>almost done typing
>browser crashes
I miss my laptop.
Ok guys I won't be able to see much so I'm out. Goodbye all
>>693597359
Later Ika, good luck with the glasses.
>>693596684
>She says with that pic~
YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!
>
>Ah man, that must sucks balls. That's why I don't give too much thoughts to the things I'm told. Overthinking has made thing only more shitty for me
>But at least you're still happy!
>>693596943
I've been wearing glasses for so long now, it's practically part of me now
>>693596626
Nah nigga too late. Too late to 'palogize.
</3
>ily
>>693597114
Have one more before bed, my qt knight. Present from me.
Miho claimed
Is it open season yet?
>>693597548
LIKE HELL I'M NOT!
>It is what it is. Once you've lived with it for years, you get used to it.
>I try my best!
>>693596626
I love these crossovers so much you don't even know.
Don't you just enjoy the taste of weeb tears :^)
>>693596741
That it is my man. Ha, have a nice night.
>>693596943
There there, once we steal that tech you'll have that PC you've always wanted.
>Swat, coming in the window!
I know right? Saw 2 McCree's out of all the rounds I had today, cucked to death. Zen's problem for me is the health, other than that he plays just fine. Lucio is the same, a good support all around but at times the self-healing can be a bit annoying.
>>693597357
Linking a kick-ass song doesn't make you the best. Although that is pretty good.
>>693597923
After what happened in Dallas, it should be
Ramlethal claimed
>>693597868
Oh...
><3
>>693597923
It's Miho season
>>693597991
You're smiling, you want to get caught, don't ya~?
>I guess it's true
>You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from ya
>>693598071
Me too! Too bad that was the only one I've found of my waifu..
My favourite :^)
>>693598152
God damn right. Killing what 5 cops now there getting there war.
>>693598368
I'll tow you to the scrap yard.
>>693597923
Hi Miho.
How goes?
>>693597212
There is! Thighs are wonderful, but they are not at all pure. Once you hit thigh territory you start to get into the danger zone
>you are a perv for saving them
>>693597548
Thats fair, even if i try peoples for a bit they seem uncomfortable. Do you think its uncomfy to be without them?
>>693598071
What about you? Dont you need to upgrade too? I got hostages
>stay down in jackets recorder voice
i havent seen one in 2 days. I didnt think he was just gonna die off after the nerfs. Zens health, and the fact that he doesnt have options to get people off him like lucio and mercy do
>>693598857
I live in a nigger neighborhood.. watch me commit mass genocide and then we'll have a DINDU NUFFIN chimpout
>>693598368
Can't prove that!
>I won't!! I'm too poor to afford another!
>>693599007
Thighs are for cute, not lewd!
>>693599082
A good nigger is a dead nigger. Looks like ill be caring my gun on me more.
>>693598857
I'M SORRY D:
>>693599007
I don't look "myself' without them
>>693599234
I can! I I have to do is scroll up to see that wonderful smile!
>That's what I like to hear
I can't hang out in the thread tonight.
Keep up the good work you all.
Sanae claimed and out.
Night night.
>>693598368
There's gotta be more out there. Just found the Tracer one, need a pun for it.
Especially when you can create your own :^)
>>693599007
I do but you need it even more. You have actually games to play, I'll just swipe whatever else they have. Sweet, getting the cameras right now.
>It's a fucking Bulldozer!
Kek Jesus Christ, it's over. Yeah that'd really help. You can kind of counter that with the buildup orb attack but it needs to charge.
>>693599762
Take care.
>>693599762
Have a good night.
>>693599583
That doesn't prove anything though!
>>693599762
Later Sanae!
>>693599762
Night.
>>693600072
>Rattle rattle
>>693599544
I dont go anywhere without at least a blade
>>693599762
Sleep well beautiful
>>693600229
>Rattle rattle
refer to >>693598881
>>693599762
Goodnight!
>>693600051
Maybe there is, but I don't think she'd look good in any of the OW heroes besides D.Va~
I've only had my own anyways :^)
>>693600137
It proves everything! Would you be running from something you don't want while smiling?! the answer is NO
>I love that image, that smile and those eyes...
>>693599234
They are for both, but mainly lewd. You said earlier you had 7000 pics, now THAT is perverted
>>693599583
I could see that being wierd. Do you ever want contacts or surgery?
>>693600051
so do you! We were supposed to payday together best. I wont leave you behind
>Bulldozer is taken care of
Sometimes, it depends on whos messing with you. If its a roadhog or a winston you stand no chance
Beanos Nachoes Amigos!
>>693600422
I havent been carrying much cause of the heat. And a fully loaded .45 isn't light.
>>693600483
How are you?
>Rattle rattle
>>693601116
I'm fine. Just a little bored.
You?
>Rattle rattle
>>693601116
I need a damn gun, we technically have one but my father has it locked away.. only for me to call him for the code in case of home defense emergancy.. he dosent trust me, think he secretly afraid of me
>>693600710
I long for the day I can have a surgery! I just have to wait until I'm 21, otherwise it would be a waste because my eyes would simply keep getting worse until they stop "growing"
>>693601292
Kind of the same and now its 5am.....
>>693601303
Yeah. Yeah i got my own. Mad i sold my AR-15 back in DEC now. But i still got my .45 and my 12 gauge.
>>693600598
The answer could totally be yes! You don't know that it has to be no!
>I love the artist, but a lot of their stuff is lewd.
>Akikikikokokoko adores the artist as well.
>>693600710
They are for cute, you perv!
>>693599234
>Thighs are for cute, not lewd!
My whole life is a lie.
>>693600598
You have a point there. D.Va fits just about anyone.
Nothing beats the original though ::^)
>>693600710
That's noble of you, much appreciated freindo. Maybe there won't have to be a Maki Breakout Heist.
>Come get your ammo.
True that. It's best to back off with the tanks. Sitting there and aiming for head shots is your best bet.
>>693601558
We got a M9, forgot how it feels to shoot.. I need a easy gun to handle, I know reality isnt like call of duty
>>693601593
Stop denying it!! You totally want to get caught!
>but a lot of their stuff is lewd
>Woohoo free Makoto lewds :^)
Also, if thighs are only for cute, then I have a really strong folder filled with nothing but cuteness~
>>693601645
So you like D.Va more than your own waifu?
:^)
>>693601465
Oh wierd, ive heard really good things about it. Does it cost a lot to do?
>>693601593
Look at those ones! That is some prime lewd material. First you cant admit to cute, then tsun, and now this? I wont stand for it. Thighs are for LEWDS only!
>>693601645
Tell em how it is best, the true purpose of thighs. True, but we can still have maki revenge for them taking the idea.
>Supplying medical aid
I just love his ult best. Its better than lucios in every way and its so satisfying to do a good one
>>693601685
Yeah i like my glock 21. I still should have gotten the normal one and not he SF. Also here my shotgun.
>Miho
Why did I think waking up 30 mins earlier than I had to just to prevent oversleeping was a good idea...
>>693602068
I do not! Why would i want to get caught?!
>Hey, I don't have them saved, nor a I posting them here
And yep, a 7,000 count folder of cute!
>>693602276
You're just a pervert! Baka hentai!
>>693602424
Well now you know it's a bad one so you won't do it in the future.
I'd say that's a positive, man.
>>693602284
>Red dot sight on shotgun
Is there a real point to that?
>>693602276
It's really good, but first I gotta wait for me to be 21
It's around $1500 per eye I believe
>>693602428
Why would you? I don't know, you tell me~
>I'll save them for you :^)
Yes... of cute..
>Baka hentai!
Both Tsun and cute!
>
>>693602511
You do have a point, but I'm way too sleepy to have my driving class. I wonder how much of a difference 30 minutes would make anyway.
You all are faggots. Faggots faggots faggots Nothing but faggots as far as the eye can see.
Shut up and make me dinner? how about dont shut up and change the oil?
>>693602566
Cause i can.
>>693602827
You're alright Miho.. you're alright
This Is Proof God Is Dead
>>693602772
I mean, I took a 40 minute nap once and felt pretty good. So I can't tell you how much use that would have been. Either way though you'd probably feel the same.
Too sleepy, eh? What's the plan, gonna tough it out?
I'm deciding whether i should join the air force or not?
>>693602686
I wouldn't!
Pervert! Hentai! Lolicon!
>>693602808
My bike's not due for an oil change for another 2k miles. Now post bike you nobike!
>>693603022
your choice and yours only
>>693601645
Pfft, please. I'm not a heretic nor do I endorse the GAMER GURL shtick.
>>693602276
Thighs are lewd from the get go, how can they be anything else. Just look at how they're always presented in pictures! That sounds good. I'm down.
>Seven bucks? We were hardly here!
His ult is pretty goddamn based I'll admit. Great for that last objective push. Lucio's ain't bad but you're still taking damage.
>>693603089
Of course you would!
I think you and I are all those thing you called me
Yes.. You and I~
>>693603114
I dont know whether it's a good idea
I wanna be a pilot but I'm afraid of planes
>>693603005
I will have to, skipping means you have to pay a small fine and I would feel terrible doing that since I don't have many priorities in my life other than that.
I'm already feeling a bit better, guess I was just groggy from waking up.
I will be taking a nap when I get back for sure.
>>693602068
>>693603217
God dammit
>>693603336
then dont
>>693603269
T-That's impossible! Me? A p-pervert?! I should throw torpedoes at you for that!
>>693603089
Pic related. It's me right now.
Fuck im sleepy....
>>693603470
Go to sleep and never wake up.
>>693603217
I know I know, I was just kidding around
>>693603430
I think you are~
>throw torpedoes at you
Oh my~ How perverted of you~
>>693603337
What's the typical fine? I mean, if you're not awake enough to absorb the information there wouldn't be much point in going.
I don't have many either, this will just give you something to do in hindsight, hopefully it won't be too bad. That's good that you're feeling better, I usually have to drink a coffee or two before my body catches up.
Naps are great, it will be well deserved.
With the way shits been going I feel like something big is going to happen within a week in America. Senseless violence against police officers just because one out of thousands happened to be a dick and just because the victim was black it's a hate crime
>>693603614
>Wrong image
>>693603614
Wew4 race war.
>>693602428
If im a pervert, then you are a cute. I wont agree unless you do! Call me what you will, thighs are for lewd eyes only
>>693602686
That sounds rough for the wallet. Do you already have it saved up?
>>693603217
BEST, glad to see you back in the world of top tier taste, i missed you so much, dont ever leave again.
>i really enjoyed that
Yea his is infinitely better, but the problem is that he has a long range cover style of play, but you are forced to walk in and ult
Time for some drinking and pathfinder lads. Phones nearly dead.
>>693603584
I'd like to throw torpedoes at you ;^)
>>693603467
That's what I thought.
>>693603584
How is that perverted! I am not a pervert you perverted boat!
>>693603732
You're just as perverted as the boat!
>Makoto
>>693603859
Ninjas should be green... U R A torpeedo-wielding Faggot
>>693603732
Of course I don't~
But I still have 3 more years to save up, so I'll be alright
>>693603793
Don't you have Dr.Pepper for that?
>>693603859
You ask me how? You basically told me you wanted to penetrate me with a torpedo! Which is basically a phallic object~
You sure are forceful~
>>693604028
Thats not a Ninja you moron
hmm?
whats going on in here?
>>693603430
>Makoto
>Not a pervert
>
>>693603584
This is serious business m8.
Kek but nah, nothing could replace my idol.
>>693603732
It feels good to be back on top. Don't know what happened man but don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
>I'm sending a thermal drill.
That is true and it shows since after breaking transcendence, Zen gets dunked on every time. Or at least my team's Zen gets fucked up.
>>693604028
It's a 25 year old bike, sue me.
>>693604175
You're the destroyer here, you've got more torpedoes than me anyways!
>>693604211
Uhhhh, Rory.... it is.
>>693604372
What's that mean?!
WEEABOOOO WEABOOOS WEEABOO WEEABOOS WEEEEEBS FILTHY WEEBS EVERYWHERE
>>693604211
What's that purple shit on the side?
