>>693590549
Fucking golden
More you say?

I'm interested in more

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>>693590549
I feel you anon.
just recently quit my shit job as a sous chef at a decent hotel.

made them mad money with banquets and restaurant, but got treated like shit.
>feelsbatman

Op here dumping #2 story

>be me
> work at steak n shake
> worst job ever don't recommend it
> be working drive thru
> fat redneck cunt drives up and mumbles her order
> i have to fucking ask her what like 5 times what she ordered due to her red neck idiocy
> after 5th attempt screams at the speaker "NOOOO"
> manager hears convo
> laughs ass off
> some how finally get the order right
> mcbitch customer drives up and hand her drink
> i hand drink to her with firm grip
> SHE clearly drops it
> says " you fucked up my car shithead"
> because a soda spill on the outside of a truck does permanent damage
> instantly blames it on me
> demands compensation
> apologize even though it's clearly not my fault
> bitch says "ya i know its hard to work a job that dosnt require any education"
> ohnoyoudidnt.jpg
> redue drinks
> spit in them obvi
> make cook give her shitty old ass fries
> give her bag o shit and spins off
Dont fuck with the people serving your food

>>693590549
Gold tier shit m8

>>693592265
Nice one OP

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>>693592265
You are, by far, the best person to ever work in the food industry

>>693590549
>>693592265
More please OP I love this stuff

Op Story #3

> be me
> still steak n shake unfortunately
> be shitty ass Saturday night on the 3rd shift
> 2am bar rush
> half way thru rush
> drunk dumb asses order
> slurring like a mofo
> get order down ( I presume)
> get thru a few cars
> some jackass isnt pulling up
> look out window
> drunk asses passes out waiting
> go out side
> bang on window
> dosnt wake em up
> fuckit.jpg
> call police
> police Arrive
> both get busted with dui
> go to jail
> mfw i took their food that they clearly wernt gonna eat and ate it in the managers office
> thats how you get free food on the job
FTW

Op is a legend.

>>693593120
FRUGAL
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>>693593120
Fuck you.

I work in a pretty busy restaurant that my mom and dad have been working at for bout 19 years now I'm trying to remember some good stories rn he told me about gimmie a few to type and I'm not green texting

>>693594042
> 2016
> not green texting everything

>>693594042
Alright so one day when my dad was working he had like this hole in his under wear and his pants. He had to bend down and clean out some stupid grill shit or whatever. And halfway through this he hears a waitress scream "HOLY FUCK YOUR BALLS ARE IN A PUDDLE!"

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>>693594366
4/10

>>693594189
Fuck you I suck dick at writing normally and I don't want fucking kill people's brain cells with me trying to warp a story in that fashion

>be me, working at sonic
>fucking hate my job
>bitchy ass people come all day and bitch about stupid shit
>ice cream rush
>lady orders food with ice cream, we're backed up so i wait to make the ice cream
>when her food is ready i make her shitty strawberry sundae
>literally make it seconds before i walk out the door to give her her food
>"bout damn time you showed up"
>"sorry ma'am we are very busy"
>"oh look the ice cream is all melted, you call this service"
>dafuq.jpg
>ice cream is definitely not melted
>"uhh, actually ma'am i just made this"
>"no you didn't, i want to talk to a manager"
>walk away
>managers don't give a shit and ignore the lady
>she gets pissed and drives off

fuck the food industry

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Op story #4

This is my last story
> working at steak n shake still
> when i got hired i was promised to be transferred over to waiting after a month
> work on shitty ass shakes a whole month making min wage
> dont get transferred over
> another month passes
> ask manager when i will be transferred
> says they have invested too much time in me on shake training
> instantly get pisses off
> cussed out lieing bitch
> go home
> come back next day and apologize for out burst
> ask for 60+ hrs and give me all the shitty 3rd shift hrs
> gives me 63 hrs
> wait till Friday (our busiest day)
> dont show up
> get voice mail from manager asking if im gonna be coming in
> call him back
> he asks if im running late
> tell him im sorry but i lied about working 63 hrs this week
> hang up
> never went/looked back
King me

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>>693590549
Op, can I just say that you're the best person to ever work in the food industry? You are a fucking legend :D

>>693590549
OP is not a faggot.
OP did good

>>693594652
You get treated like a damn slave in that industry

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>>693594652
I applaud you

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>>693594652
you legend

sexually attracted to OP

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I got a story for you op

>summer 09
>17 y/o beta fag
>work reception for father's law office for extra money for vidya
>a normal day get calls from all sorts of minorities, mostly beaners and porch monkies
>handled job pretty well despite having to interpret ebonics
>one day without any prior warning, black lives matter nig nog and her mother storm into office
>be polite and say "good afternoon, how may I help you?"
>jimmiesrustled.jpeg
>"where's mr. Anon?! Git his muthafukin ass out here"
>"mam calm down please, what is this regarding?"
>"dis nigga is taken muney from my momma for no reason and yall bitches din du nuthin"
>inner Zimmerman arises
>"well let's take a look at the previous transactions and we'll give you a breakdown of the charges"
>jungle bunny aint having it
>she continues to primate rage about how she paid for my clothes, the office, etc. as her mom stood by silent
Continued...

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>>693595903

>be me
>fat stacks at maccas for 3 years
>thats mcdonalds for you fat american fucks
>anyway fucking hate this job
>managers are cunts
>every time a manger isnt watching i fuck with everything
>me and this kid are deepfrying pancakes while the manger is outback vaping
>fat bitch that i recognise orders a wrap, no tomatoes
>shes allergic
>me and the kid both look at eachother and smile
>8 tomatoes later we finally get that shit wrapped and slide it to the collection area
>2 mins later manager asks us to remake it, roasts us for nearly killing her
>"whyd u do that"
>"it was but a prank"
>didnt get fired
>mission failed

>>693595903
jesus your a racist

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>>693596242

>>693596399
I smellz bait lel

>>693596242
we'll get 'em next time

>>693596399
This is /b who isnt?

>>693595903
My dick is hard as your mums tumors, pls continue.

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>>693594366
This made me laugh. Wtffff

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>>693596517
Nice meme

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>>693595903
Continued

>father comes out of office after realizing planet of the apes wasn't on tv
>hes a thicker build with a boston accent, so can never be talked down to and has a short temper
>moon cricket goes on chirping about how attoney's fees are through the roof and how he dislikes black people for charging so much
>threatens to write review to the Cali Bar and to NAACP, Johnny Cochran, Samuel L. Jackson etc
>dad immediately shuts her up by threatening to call the cops and deop their case
>mom finally intervenes and says "my bad, my baby a gud gurl, she just looking out for me, she din du nuthin"
>Spend another 15 minutes talking, assuring them we're not trying to take their money and what not
>as they leave the daughter looks at me, gives a mhmm, and leaves with no apology.
>end of story, we still charged them for 60 dollar consultation fee and purposely extended the case which made up another 9,000 in legal fees
>cant flim flam the zim zam

maccas fag back again, with the story of the donnie ant man

>maccas stacks
>bored af
>only fags on shift
>they call me the Create Your Taste master
>making those CYTs for all those upper class maccas buyers
>25$ bucks for a burger from maccas fuck off
>get the bun and about to put sauce on get
>maccas is infested with ants
>exterminators came in and killed nests under the store
>they all came up into CYT area
>lightbulb
>grab bun
>wipe against the wall
>good 40-50 ants on that shit
>use sauce to stop them from running around
>make the rest of the burger
>give it to front and ask to go get a drink
>watch the person eat CYT
>doesnt even know
>the ant man strikes again

>>693597344
10/10

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>>693597545

>>693597344
>Another 9000 in fees
Fuckin gold. Those stupid apes deserved it. And I hope you have fun using their money to play videa

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>>693597903
Lol nah, I just made it all up. Gave y'all chuckle though, didn't it?

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>>693598030

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>>693598030
Very disappointed

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>18 worked at buffet as dishwasher
>cook and waitress were dating for about a year i think
>cook breaks up with her and immediately goes out with another coworker who brought the food to the buffet
>he quits and gets a new job but she still worked there
>waitress is mad as fucking shit over her ex breaking up with her to date new coworker
>angry waitress is friends with manager
>one night when we were closing i walked out with her
>there was a tire iron in the fucking grill of her car and car was completely fucked
>we all knew who did it and manager didnt give a fuck and refused footage of tapes of parking lot
>girl quits day after
Sorry if its a bad read my 1st green text story i wanted to contribute

>>693598287
Then we
>got on the floor
>walked the dinosaur

No.. Death for you.. YET!
ALSO WHO IS SCREENSHOTTING THESE POTS O GOLD

>work at coffee shop
>have experience but not much
>make perfectly good frappalappadingdong drinks
>boss didn't train and every minor mistake I get told I have no experience
>customer pulls up in drive thru
>surprise it's the bosses trailer trash family
>I hear oh, it's the guy that can't make anything
>make their drink perfectly
>co-worker says nice job
>I say no, I don't know what I'm doing
>walked out

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Got another story

> Be in 3rd grade
> Innocent 8 year old, still believed girls had cooties, only pair of tits ive ever seen were Kate Winslut from Titanic
> dad decided to rent out part of his office to an insurance broker
> Relatively quiet guy, only works for himself really
> regularly goes to his office often because he had some starfag game on a desktop
> instantly get hooked
> go on their every chance I get and play for hours
> one day, dad leaves me in office to mess around as he works.
> go into broker's office, broker aint there
> decide to fire up comp myself since im a big kid now
> cant find game on desktop so i look through computer for it
> catch a compressed folder marked "cable"
> me being a dumbass thought it was a way to watch tv
>opened and out showed 80+ video files
>"one of these channels must be cartoon network"
> click one one of the videos and out pops 90's muff pussy as some arsenio hall looking nigger is going down on her with sunglasses
>mesmerized but unable to comprehend
>broken walks in 8 minutes later
>ohniggershit.jpeg
>unplugs computer and panics
>bribes me with 10 dollars and 10 drive thru orders of taco bell for the win
> never mentioned it again

Op here with a bonus story
> be me
> working at smoothy king
> white trash guy and his pregnant girlfriend walk in
> stand at register to take order for a good 5 mins before he asks if we have any milkshakes
>mfw our fucking name is SMOOTHY KING
> give him suggestions that are somewhat like milkshakes
> nah man nvm i thought yall had milkshakes
> still mfw
> walks out
Still to this day i have no fucking clue what he was expecting

>>693600471
Ha

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>>693594366
0/10 fucking horrible.

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>>693598030
>>693598165
>>693598179
Didnt make it up, anon making false claims

Coffee ahi dude again
>before I quit two land whales drive up
>son and mom
>son says I brought her here! Like a fucking autist
>son says gimme a Carmelo
>dafuq is that
>I say we have the same drink it's just not called a carmello
>no way he wants a carmello
>sure, why not
>land whale chimes in saying gimme a bagel
>she has a stoma
>she wants a bagel with three types of meat and cream cheese and two types of sliced cheese
>also another bagel with just lots of cream cheese
>I say ok
>there's no way they are ordering more
>also I want two gigantic ice cream cones
>and an iced tea
>with no sugar cuz she's on a diet
> make the shit
>they don't like the prices
>boss lady brings down prices
>dude complains about prices
>I'm still on second bagel
>rub my nuts on it behind counter
>I have genital warts

>>693601908
Nah, man. Nah. No.

>>693601908
>she wants a bagel with three types of meat and cream cheese and two types of sliced cheese
>also another bagel with just lots of cream cheese these monstrositys are not begals in any way in fact its about as far from it as it could be
These are sandwiches

When I worked in food service I never really had any bad experiences. I just feel like some people are unhappy/stressed about other things in their lives and they like to chimp out every now and then.

I simply forgive them and move on with my life.

>Volunteer service 1 year (about 1900 hrs in 10 months)
>Subway 6 months ~35 hrs/wk while going to EMT-B school
> wash 2 months over 40hr/wk
>Discount retail currently and moving towards pharmacy while attending college.

I exist to serve others.

>>693602542
Didn't know this was a dick sizing contest

>>693602342
I didn't write half of that, it's a bagel sandwich but holy shit do you know how many calories she ordered?

>>693602750
found the faggot

>>693602802
Kek,fuck you too

>>693602934
Woah there, might go over your calorie limit

>>693603087
That was a good one
Edit:recaptcha select all pancakes

>>693597344
lost at the first fucking line holy shit m8

>>693602542
>some people are unhappy/stressed about other things in their lives and they like to chimp out every now and then
My thoughts exactly!

>>693602542
>>693604031
Just because you have a shitty job, a bitchy gf, or stressed out but exams or anything dosnt give you the right to be a self entitled pick of an ass hole to innocent people trying to make a honest living off min wage

>>693602542
>Volunteer service
I did this a full Summer like it was a job. Wore through my skill cutting potatoes, counted and bagged bread until I could do several in a second, bawled my eyes out to mounds of onions on a fucking trolley I minced, fixed and operated a fast conveyorbelt meal machine, worked though the melting fucking tilapia stench, never took a real break, and in the end, all I asked for was a letter of recommendation. Just something to show so I could get a real job.
>Yeah anon, just, uh, come back, later
>Not a good time anon, but sure we'll get that to you
>Bye!
I'd rather find a nice tall bridge and jump than accept that thankless tiresome industry as a career. Wish I had thought of some clever way to get back at them, but I was too busy trying to prove myself to be worth the ten minutes of through, typing,and printing.