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Hey /b/, markiplier here. Yes, with timestamp and everything, im the REAL MARKIMOO. Before you leave this thread or call me a faggot, I would appreciate it if you left me funny comments or messages that I could use in my upcoming "4CHAN ROASTS ME" youtube video! No restrictions on what you say, but of course not everything will be selected. Thank you, and have fun "lurking!" xD

-Fartiplier
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>>693568627
Die fag.
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>>693568627
Literally who
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>>693568627
yeah who the fuck is that.
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>>693568627
I love ya mark 10/10
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Love me
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>>693568627
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Fuck
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Who are some good letsplayers?
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Who
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>>693568627
Ily mom
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>>693569821
Keemstar
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>>69356862>inb4 /b gets raided by 5th graders
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>>693568627
fuck you man
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>>693568627
second time tonight
replyy..
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Asshole
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you can suck on my dog's shit
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who playing riders of icarus?
mom has been saved
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god
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>>693568627
fuck off
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>>693568627
o
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>>693568627
Sorry mark but you look like that guy who the girls only hangout with because they think you're gay
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>>693568627


stop
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>>693568627
k
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>>693568627
I would roast you but my grandfather already roasted yours back in WWII.
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Also provide a real time stamp
What time, what forum this is, and hold your pinkie to your ear while sticking out your tongue, if real I will shit a brick because I was wrong
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I want to ride your dick onto the beaches of Normandy and raid the Nazis with the power of our love
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>>693568627
Shittiest shoop ever.
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>>693570324
Good idea
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Dude looks like he got hit by a bus. How do you live with that?
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If you reply to this thread, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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WTF gjiherjhioserklhwsr
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>>693568627
cheeky cunt
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>>693568627
l
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murblez
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>>693568627
xB
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>>693568627
Beautiful Multiracial Man deserves Golden Dildo
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>>693568627
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>>693570621
I thought he was some sort of korean
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ok
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>>693568627
Hey you're that faggot who monetized his friends death! Lol, that was so funny apparently everyone forgot.
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>>693568627
This, this is even lower than a shitpost. This is a new breed of cancer carefully evolved throughout the years, something that will infest this website and others to come. This is so terrible, it doesn't even qualify as a pisspost. This is a partially-digested foodpost, not even finished breaking down for the intestines of the meme monster that is this website to turn it into a shitpost. I am disappointed. You can do so much better.
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>>693568627

My 12-year-old can't stop watching you. What's it like being the horror-movie host of the 21st century?
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>>693568627
kysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssfat
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Got me good
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...
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>>693568627
B
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>>693568627
stop
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>>693568627
K
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>>693568627

Everytime someone posts one of these threads, their mother dies in their sleep that night.
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Nobody loves you Just die Muere puto
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>>693568627
FUCK OFF
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>>693568627
bullshit give me proof
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playin safe
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>>693568627
I dont want 4chan to be overcome with normies, if you post that video and are not some lying scum I will personally ensure that it gets more dislikes than likes.
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>>693568627
congratulations you are the newest form of cancer on /b/. great job pissing into another larger container of piss to pissify the piss and make the piss pissier
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>>693568627
Select this dick in your mouth cuz you about to get raped faggot. i just got back from a walk around my neighborhood and I caught a ghastly along with 2 pidgys so why the fuck do i even give a flying fuck about this thread? shove a cactus up your anus you cum dumpster.
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Kill yourself. Also I have a friend who's crazy about you
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Don't cry...too late you already were.
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>>693568627
Save my mom plz
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>>693568627
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>>693568627
dfsgdfg
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>>693568627
fuck you
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>>693568627
Who are you and why do you keep posting if you don't reply in this thread your mother will die..
You're bastard...
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>>693568627
Hmm.
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if you reply to this thread op's mother will die tomorrow
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>>693568627
hvivk
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Not my mommy! I saved up so many good boy points and she's the only one who can give me my tendies!
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markiplier's (along with pewdeipie's) fanbase is fucking cancer
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>>693568627
I hated when you cha her hair color it looked awfull
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>>693568627
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So obviously fake
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>>693568627
Your eyes are too close together and your head comes to a point

So...either your evil step-parents practiced head-binding when you were a diaper-boy or you really are an inbred retard who turns into a cyclops when the moon is full
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>>693571234
how would you even do that?
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Brendanial has your voice but better and he's not as much of a twat.
P.S. your fans suck.
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Unmentionably warm cloud of warfstache farts
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>>693571558
>>693570799
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>>693568627
fuck you
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Such Photoshop. Such bad. Such makeup. Such gtfo before ur mom kill her self of embarrassment that ur her kid and its not markiplier. Cause he still a step up from you OP
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>>693568627
oooh
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>>693568627
mom
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LONG LIVE PAPU FRANKUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why
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yuck what the fuck
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i hate this meme
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Please no more of these
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>>693568627
Ugh
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>>693568627
asdjnk
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>>693571354
thank you puppers the dog
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que
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>>693568627
kkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeekkkkkk
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Fuck u
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-___-
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>>693568627
Fake and gay, hair's not pink.

Just in case, though: Your fans are only slightly less cancerous than Leafy's
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I haven't replied to these threads since it started a few days ago. Seems like /b has turned into trap loving sheep.
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>>693568627
fUCK YOU DUDE
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>>693568627
sdf
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>>693568627
sage
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God damn it
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Go kill yourself you pedo looking fag.
Markiplier has red hair
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>>693568627
lol dmnit
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>>693568627
Why fam
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>>693568627
>/b/
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>>693572561
sadly yes. just move to r9k. it's a better b without this shit posting and trap worship.
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>>693568627
what is this cancer shit
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:(((((
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>>693568627
/b/
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>>693568627
Bump
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>>693568627
You look like a lost queer looking for is dik buddy
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>>693568627
Autistic faggot, no. Die. Die.
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>>693568627
Nice photo shop bro
> sage
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alright /b/,
OP here. I made this, left the thread open for 20 minutes, and this is what happened. Utter shit. Go ahead, blame me for the downfall of the internet, 4chan, and especially this board. However, in reality, you only have yourselves to blame. For the newfags: please leave. Reusing the same 7 reaction images does not make you "fit in," nor does saying "faggot OP." You are the pure cancer of 4chan and the internet as a whole, so please, in the most positive way possible, close your tab, delete this browser, and go outside before you can't turn back. I'm in no way saying that this site is a bad thing, but come back when you're older and can actually contribute. As for the "oldfags": I understand that this meme should die. I've pushed it much too far, but I hope you understand that it was all to reveal to you the many members of /b/. You can clearly see the kids that go along with the meme and the angsty teens that act like they created the site, but you'll just have to ignore them. There is no way to stop them, so you might as well move to a different board. I encourage you to leave this site as a whole as well, trust me: get fresh air, meet new people, and make some friends. The world will seem a lot kinder. In conclusion, /b/ is crumbling, and should no longer be considered a forbidden site. Like all others, it is simply a url, with people that share and communicate with others. So please, take care of this board, or you will not see it alive much longer.
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>>693568627
Cancer.
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>>693568627
fuck
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Well, I can't even figure out what race Markiplier is. Like, partially Asian? Partially white? But the facial hair is nice.
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>>693568627
fag
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>>693568627
why must you do this to me op
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>>693568627
Kys you edited his reddit roast
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>>693568627
mofo
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>>693568627
k
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goddamit
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>>693568627
Can't risk
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>>693568627
kys faggot
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>>693568627
I make your mom scream more than you in one evening than you do in your videos.
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>be me
>be gone from this shithole for 3 months
>be back again now
>all of /b/ flooded with this kind of posts
>mfw
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Kill yourself
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why are there so many shit threads.
you must be a nigger.
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>>693568627
dsgdfhfg
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>>693568627
Limp-Dick faggot bitch
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>>693568627
Dear Markiplier, please stop taking the same route pewdiepie did. You don't want to end up hating your life, do you? Also when are you going to use pastel colors in your hair?
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qwerty
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>>693568627
why dont people just leave this fucking thread already? and why do people keep coming in?
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>>693568627
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>>693568627
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Why are you such a girl
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hey fuk u man
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oh dear
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>>693568627
stfu you fucking gay niggerjew
good luck making millions on a fucking shit website
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>>693568627
god damn it it must be fucking summer already.
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>>693568627
Markiplier really../.
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Kk
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>>693568627
Fuck Markiplier
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>>693568627
how many of this exist
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>>693571354
Thank you puppers
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annoying fucking cum glazed donut gtfo off /b/
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Kill you
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>>693569821
freakazoid
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text
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:(
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>>693568627
asdf
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Lmao
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>>693572962
â–²
â–² â–²
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>>693568627
"with a timestamp and everything"
motherfucker this picture is before the faggot died his hair god damn. at least try when you pretend to be a bigger faggot than you already are.
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>>693568627
If your dog got slowly crushed by a tractor tire, it would still be less painful for her than having to live in proximity with a pathetic college dropout who lacks the maturity or intellect to do anything other than scream at a scary game, fiddle fart during a fun game, or cry during a fan video. If you killed yourself moments before your birth, it would not be too soon. Please have mercy on your dog and brain dead pre-teen audience and kill yourself.
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>>693568627
Doesn't know how to do a proper timestamp.......Tits or GTFO.
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._.
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>>693568627
Your mom should have swallowed
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>>693568627
Who the fuck is this dood?
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>>693568627
D E L E T E T H I S
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>>693568627
This thread again
Fucking OP
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Faggots get dicks in pooper
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your "youtube is changing" video made me want to fucking kill my family and die of cancer just so i didnt have to watch anymore of it
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>>693568627
gg
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>>693568627
fuck u
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ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้
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>>693568627
Your mom will die, you faggot
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>>693568627
Ayyy LMAO kys fake or not.
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>>693568627
Fag
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>>693568627
But mark goes on faggyjunk
he doesn't go on 4chan
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Ugh, stop.
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dab
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Your pandering to fandoms has me pissed mark
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who the fuck is markiplier? you seems to be too much masoquist if you want a roast by 4chan
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ffs
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>>693568627
Mother dearest
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>>693568627
niggers tongue my anus
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>>693568627
fu
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>>693568627
kek
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fegit
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How often is this fucking trend going to go long for
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>>693568627
This faggot has the most punchable face
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>>693568627
BASTA
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>>693568627
FUCK YOU MARKIPLIER
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>>693569821
Lionmaker
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>>693568627
STOP
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Suck wee-wee
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Fuck you
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Love you mommy
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No offense, but you kind of look like Markiplier.
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>>693568627
Fuck off
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Red 5 studios is a front for the China bizman zhu.

Games creators are not mindless whores you made us become.
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Why are you such an emo faggot? You should be hanging from a noose. Please, do us all a favor and off yourself.
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if you dont make that video...
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>>693568627
suck my dick mark omg im so gay!
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>>693568627
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHFFFFHHHGGGFFFWWSSSHHHLLLLLLLLLLPOP
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>>693568627
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>>693568627
Wow. Not the forced meme about moms again!
Better not risk it.
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>>693568627
Fag alert
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>>693568627
Fag
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>>693568627
you motherfucker
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>>693568627
am i supposed to comment everytime i refresh b ?? this sucks
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K
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He dyed his hair it's not him dumb fucks
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>>693568627
Burn
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>>693568627
nagal
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>>693568627
Fucking hell. Mate, your not even impersonating him well.
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Ka
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>>693568627
PLS FEATURE THIS POST ON YOUR NEW VID, MARKIPLIER DADDY PLSSSSS~~~ THIS IS THE ATTENTION IM SEEKING PLSSSSS, GIMME THE ATTENTION I DESERVE, I WANT TO SUCK YOUR PENIS SO BAD, AND LET YOU RAPE MY VIRGION BOY PUSSY, IVE BEEN SAVING MY VIRGINITY JUST FOR YOU, BEFORE I MET YOU I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF, I HAD NO PURPSE IN LIFE, BUT WHEN I DISCOVERED YOU, I FINALLY FOUND WHY IM HERE ON THIS PLANET. I LOVE VERY MUCH, PLS LET ME SUCK YOUR PENIS, I WANT TO BATHE IN YOUR CUM, AND SUBSTITUTE WATER WITH YOUR CUM, AND OXYGEN WITH YOUR FARTS... PLEAASEE, GIMME THE ATTENTION DADDY. PLS FUCK ME. PLS MARRY ME. I NEED ATTENTION. DONT LET ME DIE A VIRGIN. I WANT YOUR GIANT DICK UP ME ASS. PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS GIVE ME THE ATTENTION IVE BEEN WHORING FOR 20 YEARS PLSSSSSSSSS... PLS SAVE MY VIRGINITY FROM MY FATHER, I WANT TO GIVE MY VIRGINITY TO YOU AND NOT MY FATHER, YOU SEE. SO PLEASE GIVE ME THE ATTENTION. PLEASEEEEE
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>>693568627
Fuck off with this "ur nan will die m8"
Shit
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