Guys, I need help. I've been watching Seinfeld through all my teenage years and into adulthood, and I've developed a massive crush on Julia Louis-Dreyfus. I need to find a porn actress that looks like her. Can /b/ help me?
Also, lets help each other find porn actresses that look like our celebrity crush, because why the fuck not?
>>693561194
ayy she was 10/10 in the 90s. showing her she now unfortunately
Sent from my Android phone
>>693561194
http://www.xvideos.com/tags/seinfeld
>>693561194
You should definitely watch Veep. She's so fucking hot.
>>693561194
You watched Seinfeld through your teenage years and into adulthood? How do you feel about all those wasted hours? Do you wish you could go back in time and tell yourself not to watch shit?
She's past her last fuckable day
>>693561194
Seinfeld porn parody the chick that plays Elaine kinda looks like her but more Latina. Worth a couple nostalgic faps from me at least.
>>693561884
Oh my lord, thank you for this!
>>693562173
FIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!
>>693563000
Fucking brilliant! Little Kramer is gonna have some fun tonight.
>>693561884
so much this
I'd love to get into a heated political discussion with JLD and have the most angry satisfying sex imaginable.
>>693562173
how do you justify that you have absolutely ZERO taste in comedy?
>>693562767
incorrect
>>693563240
>Kramer
is a disgraced racist dipshit who will never work again in the entertainment industry
>>693563590
>Kramer
is rich enough to never have to work again.
>>693563901
no faggot
Michael Richards CAN'T work again
he dun goofed
Here you go
>>693563590
shut up loser
>>693562173
When it first was on I thought it sucked. I watched a re-run, I believe the shrinkage episode and surprised as how well written it was. I found it to be very funny.
>>693563116
>>693563455
It's a show about 5 sociopaths with varying mental diseases, one of whom is called a comedian even though all he does is whine like a bitch on stage.
Every episode shows them being a detriment to society. The world would be better off if every one of them were killed at birth.
It is not a comedy. It's a long, drawn-out tragedy.
>>693564281
wow its like they're twins.......
>>693564474
Hah
>>693564325
triggered this hard
>>693564281
Noup... not even close. gg
>>693564449
This has to be the dumbest argument for something since the creation of language.
>>693564514
thats hot as fuck actually
>>693564449
Seinfeld is actually a highly-acclaimed situation comedy and you are just a massive faggot.
>mental diseases
So the fuck what? People related to that shit.
>>693564514
Post more this shit is comedy gold
There was a 90s porn called Heinfeld. The Elaine character was good in that, I remember. So was Kreamer.
Nicer now
>>693564474
>>693565008
Can't be helped, kikes all look the same to me
>>693564514
except for the fact that everytime Jerry got with Elaine they'd just fight and be assholes so no
>>693565355
>Kreamer
I just finished watching Veep a few weeks ago, and she's still got it going on in that show. Maybe even more so than Seinfeld.
>>693565535
YOU SHUT UP FAGGOT
STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>693565759
I love hearing the characters cuss on that show.
>>693565355
>Kreamer
>>693565738
how can that bitch be such a fucking goddess?
How is this possible??
>>693565859
Every time she says "fuck" I get a chub.
>>693564890
Yep. That's her. Good ol' JLD.
>>693561194
you and me both OP
To boot, her dad is worth like 3 billion dollars. It's impressive what she's done for herself given those circumstances.
>>693563590
spotted the SJW / Nigger
So hows the porn fucking called then, Heinfeld or Seinfeld #2?
>>693565270
That episode, along with this one, helped me reach new levels of sexual maturity.
>>693564143
Fuck off, kike. He doesn't need to work, every channel runs Seinfeld so he probably doesn't care if he's outcast from Jewywood.
>>693566122
I know man, to come from that and get all the way to Seinfeld. Can't understand how one woman can do all that
>>693564449
this. exactly this.
>>693565533
Looks like an anger bang
>>693565984
no shit man
I do a fucking double take
I'll bet JLD talks dirty as fuck
>>693566360
found the butthurt Trumpfag who can't handle that liberals are successfully civilizing society
>>693561194
I used to have a crush on her also she is hot.
>>693566701
>an anger bang
unfortunately that doesn't translate to network prime time family entertainmennt
>>693561194
Hello. Like Julia Louis-Dreyfuss I am also a staunch Clinton supporter.
Aaaand I'm done.
>>693567526
god pls tell me she is on sex-enhancing drugs
because yes
yes goddammit
>>693564449
but that's why it's funny
it's funny because it's not
>>693561194
Find someone who looks like Ellen Page.
>>693568014
Fucking diamonds, man!
>>693569316
Look for Ariel Rebel.
>>693569316
That girl from Beyond Two Souls :^)
Milf-y in this skit. I'd be her pool boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn2933vMylY
>>693568478
More like you're not funny
and you're butthurt as fuck
>>693569903
She doesn't look enough like her for me.
>>693567357
>liberals are successfully civilizing society
>our society has literally never been more divided, except for maybe during the civil war
>liberals support and worship muslims, one of the most unvcivilized groups of people on earth today
>>693564449
OK, faggot. Go back to watching Big Bang Theory.
>>693571149
A fever means the body is fighting an infection. Soon, liberals will overtake shithead conservatives and we'll have won.
>>693561194
>>693570901
Then I don't know... Dillion Harper, maybe?
>>693572489
My mouth just became watery...
Did you know she was filthy rich even without acting? Her family is in the oil business or some such. She basically acts for fun.
>>693572619
Inb4 that smcf pic
>>693572409
Exactly, the disease of liberalism is destroying this country. I'm glad we can agree on that.
>>693571149
>liberals are successfully civilizing society
yes we have dipshit--for a good 50 years now
sorry that triggers you so hard faggot
>>693573203
>the disease of liberalism
>hurr durr durr I'm such a butthurt hivemind faggot
>durr liberal dizeeze
faggot
>>693573203
gtfo
>>693561194
India Summer
>>693561562
She's still hot, you preteen cuck in the making.
>>693575141
tube8 dot com slash mature/india-summer-debut-scene/12045861/
>>693573525
>>693574031
>>693574217
>samefagging this hard
>calling anon triggered to try to distract from the very obvious fact that you yourself have been triggered