>>693541675
Cut tags off of unsold mattresses.

Your mom

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R... R... Rape...

loiter

>>693541675
Probably be sitting here begging for nudes from the purge going on outside.

put as much laxatives i can into bottled waters and foods. If we gonna purge its gonna be my way.

Fuck off back to England and let the retards kill each other.

>>693541675
The Purge is just in the US, right? I like like 30 minutes from Canada, so I'd probably just go stay in some shit Canadian hotel 1 night out of the year. I mean, it would be tough, but I think I could survive it.

Same thing I do every night. Lock myself inside and jerk off obsessively to traps.

Some biohacking stuff without consenting subjects.

>>693542720
live like*

>>693541675
Kill anyone who looked at me funny

>walk outside
>go to old school
>run down hallways yelling heck

Collect as much Cheese Pizza as possible

>Build Vietcong booby traps all over my property
>Hunt down psychos and other hooligans
>Psychologically fuck with them the whole time before killing them

Probably just get a case of beer, find a 7/10 women with pretty feet, Hot wings, pizza. Lay on comfy couch... and Chill.... Feed her some Hotwings, take her to bath room and brush her teeth for her. Back to couch for foot massage. Throw on some goonies, (love that movie) Sweet talk her into letting me put it in her butthole.

Go into Abercrombie and hide because no ones been in there since 2009

Instead of being a murderous retard, steal shit and make bank so I could actually do something worthwhile.

watch it on pay per view

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Spill as much choco milk as possible

I have a few girls whose houses I'd like to break into, kill their family, and fuck until morning. I might do that.

Post cp on /b/, since it's legal

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>>693541675
I would do all my robbing the night before
Break into a large house
Wait that same night on owner
Kill owner wait till day after purge to claim home I forged on the purge day since it wouldn't be illigal. If police ask I would say I killed him on purge day.
????
Profit
Check my bro out
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

>>693541675
All I'd do is steal like, a really good gaming computer and maybe a good pair of headphones.

I guess I'd rape a girl or two, but getting raped by a guy sounds more preferable.

Set traps.

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>>693542764
>Same thing I do every night. Lock myself inside and jerk off obsessively to traps.

>>693543255
you sick bastard

>>693541967
doing your mom with this guy....

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Post cheese pizza on 4chan

>>693543462
But that's gay

>>693542993
My nigga

>>693541675
make a live thread about it on /b/ and wait for all the anins to recount their personal heroic tales of how they kicked ass and stole all the shit

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>>693543298
>claim home I forged on the purge day since it wouldn't be illigal. If police ask I would say I killed him on purge day.
I like this guy

play videogames

Go outside and have someone end my pathetic life.

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>>693543498
i know.

why dont we have sex anymore rhonda.

i turned to traps because of your shitty memes and you sending me trap threads

The fuck is 'the purge'?

kkill OP

>>693543861
Just kill yourself faggot. It wouldn't be illegal on the purge.

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Purge every single illegal immigrant.

>inb4 your country was founded on illegal immigration

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>>693543920
we dont have sex anymore because you dont like spiderman

>>693541862
Hell yeah

Download a bunch of films and t.v shows the night before and watch them with a case of beer and some snacks.

forge my taxes and have the government pay me several million in tax refunds.

I would be smart about it and poach deer the whole time so I could stock my freezer for the whole year.

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>>693544437

im sorry goyim but is my body not good enough for you?

fuckin degenerate rhonda, i shoulda married that shekelstein like mom told me to.

>>693544682
Good idea

>>693541862
>Brutal
Dont you have any decency?

>>693541675
>What would /b/ do during the purge?
Go out and do viral marketing for a better movie.

>>693543255
you son of a bitch

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>>693544954
ur cock isnt big enough for my wants now gerogori

Raid pharmacies

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>>693545524

not big enough for rolfs hunger

i see

rape and kill as many females as I can with a badass mask on

I would fist fuck my ex girlfriends ass until it's permanently prolapsed

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>>693545756
am sorry

>>693541675
Rob banks in a chain throughout the whole place
>24hrs
>on aderal

>>693541675

2 chicks at one time.

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This

>>693541675
>Fap to traps what else...

>>693541675
I would set melon bear traps (I live in St. Louis)

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>>693546930
And this.

Browse /b/ and jerk off all day

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The idea of the purge is kinda dumb. It sort of defeats the point of having laws. Because the crimes are still happening, it's just been condensed into one day. And it's not like crimes would cease to exist outside of purge day, pretty sure most banks and anything decent would be locked down on purge day so you'd have to do it when you'd have a chance of being arrested anyway.

>>693542525
kek

Go to bed at 9:01 instead of 9:00

>>693542834
nigger detected

>>693541675
ask waif if she wants to hang else go find something to eat

>>693542255
ANIME NAME PLS I WANT TO FORNICATE MYAELF TO THAT LOLI SOO BAD BRUH

>>693547517
how retarded are you on a scale of 1-potato?

Too bad it would be during the night, otherwise
PumpedUpkicks.webm

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>>693547961
Plus there'd be a bunch of people who'd commit crimes on purge day who wouldn't normally. So in effect you're creating more crime.

>>693548127
you didnt answer the question, faggot

Would be ninja sniper in ghillie suit. That is all.

i would sit quietly in my house playing vidya games doing nothing because i live in a tiny area where everyone knows eachother

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>>693548264
Honestly not sure what's got you so worked up.

>>693547961
He's right though

>>693548264
plus is just one day, there should be more you know

>>693541675
I would set up all year for that shit. would set traps everywhere.

>>693548425
that would be shit camo unless you literally live in a swamp
>"Gee dave, that weird looking bush has a weird pipe sticking out of it"

>>693541675
Find you and butt rape you for 12 hrs straight

>>693549205
He's not implying you lie down in the middle of the fucking pavement in the suit.
Find a bush to hide in, wait until night and you'll be pretty hard to spot

>>693549434
>implying OP isnt a fag enough to have someone already doing that to him

>>693547395
What the hell happened here?!?!

Be replying to this post so my mother doesn't die in her sleep tonight, as you all should be doing.

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how is the answer not kill the oligarchs

>>693543298
Dude got nice sounds

>>693541675
First, I would start a business. Then I would sell my services. After that I would bill all of my clients on the date of the purge and I wouldn't report my income.

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>>693542993

>>693543255
fuck YOU

Rape my crush

>>693541675
If you dont repli to tis post yuor doggo dies tomorrow in the night

>>693541675
Illegally stream The Purge

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Roam these forsaken lands to protect the week and hold order.

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coke up. make a fight club. Steal shit ton of guns

>>693541675
cannibalism

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>>693552023
you and me both.

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>>693552129

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Burn shit

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>>693549685
>>693549434

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>>693541675
Post sinks on /b/

>>693541675
OP's mom.

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Gather all the stray white bois and give them a place to call home for the night. Guys night out.

>>693541675
Masturbate to CP

>>693547812
Konosuba you are welcome

Shitpost on /b/

>>693552544
THANKS MAN. I APPRECIATE IT.

>>693552083
cocaine is a helluva drug sessler