>>693540718
I was actually just working on something for this. If the thread is alive in an hour or so when I'm done I'll post.

>>693541913
i wish this thread will live that long but i dont think so

>>693540718
That's fucked up

>>693541913
ya gonna need some bait to make the anons' time worthwhile OP

>>693540718
Sauce?

>>693541913
Bump.

Bookmarked

At this point, I'm not convinced mom... Just a bit older than he is.

>>693542664
Bookmarked? Like this thread will stay forever? That's some summer shit right there...

>>693542664
>bookmarked
FUCK you're retarded

>>693543167
>>693543385
hook, line and sinker

>>693542664
Get off of /b/ young man

>>693543167
>>693543385
>>693543592
God you people are easy...

>>693543713
Not as easy as your girlfriend is, faggot.

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>>693543167
>>693543385
>>693543592

>>693543385
What's wrong with bookmarking?

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>>693543806
Enjoy!

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>>693541913
I'll post a photo every now and then. Even if this is just bait.
>R8 my moms legs guis.

>>693544296
your mom is a hotdog person.
10/10 - I love hotdogs

>>693544296
10/10 would eat

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>>693544568
Here's some moar. Tell me what you would do to her.

http://www.naughtymachinima.com/user/Sebonn here's some M and S

>>693542379
>/b/

>>693544732
oh gawd. I'd cover her in mustard, and ketchup. I've never been a relish guy, but whatever, I'd fucking go for it.

I'd place you delicately in a while cushy wheat blanket, and I'd just consume you.

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>>693544732
I thought her beef franks looked great in this picture.

>>693545412
shit dude, I can't get enough. I'm salivating

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>>693545412
Last one of her, faggots.

>>693545578
last one is actually legs kek

>>693540718
Why do you think this is real... and why would you want it to be real....

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>>693541913
>>693544296
>>693544732
>>693545412
Well shit, I got done with a teaser for what I'm working on, but it looks like this is a hotdog mom thread now.

Check out my sausage mommy.

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Not incest, but story of catholic priest rape.
>be 5 years going to catholic mass in mexico
>help out when I can, mom is happy and doesnt mind
>priest dude pretty nice, older one is also nice but kinda mean
>after a sunday school thing, help out cleaning and moving chairs back.
>take chairs back to a closet way in the back
>only one helping at this point, and the priest dude comes and talks to me
>talk for a while when he starts talking about weird things
>tells me how God loves litlle kids and so does he
>he starts sweating and face gets a little red
>basically tells me to pick up some things for him
>as i do so, he grabs my pants and starts pullling on them
>telll him to stop and that i dont like whats going on

>>693541913
Okay fags, this is the story of how I ended up in an open relationship with my mother and sisters for about four years.

>Be me, 17.
>Living with my mom and two sisters in Northern Illinois.
>All three of them are beautiful people, inside and out.
>Never had a talent for description, but I suppose I'll start with mom.
>My mother... How best to put this... My mother is an angel.
>That may seem like a really mushy or pretentious way of putting it, but hear me out.
>I can start with the skin deep stuff, that's easy; mom just looks angelic.
>As far as beautiful women go, my mother was the real thing.
>Mom is a classically lovely with warm gold hair that she usually wore shoulder length, and vibrant green eyes.
>She was tall for a woman, with deeelicious hips and enough chest for most men to appreciate, not overly curvy but toned, and her posture and the way she moved always projected grace and confidence.
>More than just her appearence, mom was just so very, very alive. Again, that might seem like a strange way to put it, but those warm green eyes of hers shined with vibrant life and strength.
>She was always quick witted and laughed freely, but even with her sardonic sense of humor she never put anyone down or made jokes at anyone's expense (at least not with my sisters and I).
>Mom loved her children fiercly, and though she could sometimes be overbearing and stubborn it was her strength of will that kept us alive in the hard days following the eruption, and goodness knows we didn't always make it easy on her.
>Next up is Molly, my older sister by about two years.
>In appearence, Molly takes after my mother: they're both tall, both have the same feminine strength in their build, and both have the same warm eyes, though Molly's eyes are blue, like mine and our father's.
>Unlike my mother, Molly had a light dusting of freckles across her cheeks and nose, and her breasts were a bit smaller than mom's, maybe only Bs where my mother had Cs.

>>693546492
Cont

>>693546492
Why would you rape a catholic priest?

>>693546661
>Mom is a classically lovely with
think you dropped a word there anon (or perhaps added one)

Good work though, descriptive as hell. I look forward to more.

>>693546797
That's what we are trying to find out, faggot.

>>693546799
this is mom son not grandma grandson.

>>693547201
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FUCK RIGHT OFF WTIH THAT SHIT!

>>693547277
underrated post

>>693547382
Fag

>>693547382
yeah simpsons is the least sexual thing in the world, all the wincest, all the rule 34 sucks
come on, the show is almost an wincest itself

>>693546661
This is some well written shit. Gotta post more bruh.

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>>693547382
don't click on it

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>>693546492
>>693546741
>he continues to pulll them all the way down
>start yelling but he tells me its ok and that he loves me
>fingers me and i start crying
>he whispers its ok and then nibbles on my ear.
>rubs my butt and back while licking my neck
At thsi point i stopped struggling and just kept crying silently.
>he rubs his dick all over me and then tries to go in.
>small dick or something because he managed to get in
>thrusts for a while, feel dirty
>eventually feel some weird hot shit inside of me.
>he hugs me afterwards and tells me its ok
>does a weird ceremony afterwards and tells me not to speak to anyone about it, just between me and him
>tells me im special for him and shit
>go home and cry myself to sleep, ass all hurt but i dont tell anyone out of fear
>afterward stop going to church
>feel weird disgust and anger at myuself
I didnt turn out gay but i fucking hate catholics and mexicans with a passion now.

>>693547382
what do you expect in a mom-son thread dumbass, baby-shower gift ideas?

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>>693547986

My mom has always wanted a hot tub immensely but my dad says no because money is tight to buy one+increased electric. I live on my own & make good money and am thinking of buying a hot tub, and once my mom comes over a few times and gets addicted to it, maybe get her to drink in it with me and see what I can get. Thought is she won't want to lose her hot tub privilege and may offer at least something if I joke about her taking up time in it I could be having a girl for my own fun in it.

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>>693548674
fucking a, anon. Not a half shitty plan.

>>693547201
>>693548859
oh would you please stop

>>693548859
Dude. That's some cringy shit.

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>>693549176
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>>693548859
>>693549484
Can you imagine Marge Simpson's vinegar and sandpaper voice growling sweet nothings into your ear like a laryngitic silverback gorrilla? Ooooh it gets me so good

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off topic

>>693541913

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>>693549838
I'm pretty sure this >>693546661 is the start of what he was talking about

>>693549111
I didn't think so. She is pretty impulsive especially when it comes to whatever she has to do for things she dreams of owning but can't really afford like if she can afford a $10,000 car but really wants the $20,000 one she'll just buy the $20,000 one then juggle shutoff notices for 5 years to barely make the bills lol

>>693549773
she was in playboy once you know
bart has the magazine

Tripps?

>>693548288
Kek. Your fault for being so fucking beta or this is the worst bait since Catholicism.

>>693550107
seriously anon, I wish I could know how this turns out for you. This sounds like a fucking solid in.