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>Be me
>16, home alone, on a fapping spree
>after 6th nut, i start getting bored, try something new
>proceed to stick finger up ass, pop a boner that would make dwanye johnson feel inadequate
>start to beat it while pointer finger is camped out in rectum
>bust like never before, a layer of my babycannon ammo begins soaking into the towel i was laying on (thank god i planned ahead with that)
>the hunger intensifies, begin to search stepmom's drawers for a dildo or toy
>come across picrelated
> turn it on, makes a vibrating sound. i notice there's an odd whoosh of air, figure it's just to blow a cool breeze onto the labia for pleasure or some dumb shit
>apply to balls an instantly feel the burn of a thousand suns
>throw the dumb shit toy, examine balls
>they start bleeding rapidly, not nosebleed rapidly, but at a level at which i can no longer see the skin surface of my balls

This actually happened 15 minutes ago. If you made it this far, pls help. The skin around my right testicle has a strawberry-looking bleeding rash about the area of a quarter. I'm currently sitting at my comp in my undies, with some circular cotton thing taped on it. What do?

Also, trips and you get a picture.
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Idk go to a hospital
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>>693529131
post picture of dildo up your butt, with timestamp
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Enroll in summer school you dumb fuck.
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Go to the hospital you fucking idiot
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>underage b&
call 911 you fucking retard
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The faggot cannot go to a hospital because he lives in a third world country.
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you deserves it you fucking tard
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>>693529131
ez trips.

also, op you should just cut your balls off, they wont hurt anymore
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You'll be fine.
Keep it clean.
A little swelling is fine, if redness spreads outside the scraped area it's infected, clean it with alcohol (man up you pussy, it's just pain).
If it oozes pus when you squeeze go to hospital.

Genitals have a very high blood supply and will bleed profusely but also heal rapidly.
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Just realized what I promised to trips as an underaged, so no can do on the ball pic.
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>>693529506
No dildo, but here's this.
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>>693530856
show the balls, faggot
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>>693529131
> I'm currently sitting at my comp in my undies, with some circular cotton thing taped on it. What do?

Try it on the tip of your dick
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DUDE that thing goes on the bottom of your feet to remove callouses ur fucked yo
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>>693529131
trips
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>>693530462
This
Also underage b&
And that is for removing pills from sweaters
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Trips please. i dont know why i need to see this. im 25 i've migrated to /pol/ 4 years ago like a proper adult. But for the love of god show me.
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>>693529131
Show me how badly you fucked up anonnnnnnnnnn
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Just show us a pic and leave as it is... It can't be that bad
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>>693530856
Honestly a lint shaver on your scrote? You should never infect the gene pool.
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satan dog. post it on another thread or your whole family will be raped and killed.
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well your first mistake was doing that, your second was posting it on /b rather than going to the hospital
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Why would you think this was a good idea op
why
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apply alcohol directly to the wounded area to prevent infection. nothing else you can do at this point but wait for it to scab over.
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>16
Underaged b&
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>>693533547
Gotcha guys.
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>>693533790
op PLEASE follow this anons advice. It's going to hurt like fuck but better to be sterilized and clean than to develop an infection and have to explain to mommy why her shaver was in your room.
also prostate massages are gr8 m8 you should try them more often once you're healed.
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>>693529131
Apply icy hot it will burn for a little bit, or if you have hand sanitizer that will help too.
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>>693529131
>>693530856

Fucking retard
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>>693529131


Dude go to hospital and stop trolling people on the internet.
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>>693534267
greatest kek
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>>693534404
404 not found
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Kek op went full retard
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OP, you fucked up... I know you're probably stressing and shit, but you're fucked so fuck it. You might aswell fuck your balls up even more.
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careful your balls don't drop the fuck out
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Lmao we all want a pic and you know it
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>>693529131
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>>693535416
reroooll
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>>693529131
>Be me
>16
>This actually happened 15 minutes ago.
Underage b&
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Rolol
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>>693535416
also rolling
>>693535416
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Rell
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Don't leave us hanging
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>>693529131
>be me
>16
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That's not a you that's a fucking lint collector you absolute fuck.
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Rololol
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>>693529131
Gtfo underage
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>>693535947
> Don't leave us hanging
like his balls haha
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Rolololololol
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>>693529131
pour alcohol on it, so it doesn't become infected,
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Rololololololol
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Make something up, tell your mom you fucking smashed your balls or something and get her to drive you to a hospital... you fucking idiot xD
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Rollel
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>>693536200
Dubs of truth
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Tripples
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What did you do with that thing anyway try and shove it up your ass?
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>>693536200
Dubs of truths
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cut it off become a woman problem solved
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>>693536344
>>693536211
Checked
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Trips calling it now
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>>693529131
>Abandons Thread
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>>693536639
Nigger
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Rollerinho
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Roll for balls
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Rell
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Roller
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Here are the trips you ordered
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Get
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t
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check these trips tho
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>>693537033
Dubs good enough?
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>>693529131
Do it om the left one now
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>>693537139
no mom no
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I shall roll
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What were you fapping to
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Relel
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>16
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>>693537139
f
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you are retarded
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>>693529131
You'll love this than oo
streamboobs.com
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Roll for ballz
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Rollef
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>>693537139
Stop it with the stale memes
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Rellar
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Rolling for ball pic. Jfc OP just post them you utter faggot
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>>693537139
fuck you
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Rull
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>>693537139
ya meepy
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>>693538700
Fuck me
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>>693537139
Was just gonna lurk but fuck
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>>693537139
My fikvh
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You thank me for my trips later.
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>>693537139
Fag
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roll niggers
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Poor op
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>>693540914
Reroll
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>>693540914
OP is a lying cuck nigger
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>>693537139
Fuck off
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>>693530677
how did nobody notice this?
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>>693529131
>>693532715
>>693533406
Holy shit, OP! You are legendary.
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>>693529131
Nothing. Wait for the blood to stop and put some disinfectant on it.
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m8... first of all
> 16 b&
And you fucking said "labia" in one sentance and then proceeded to talk about your balls. What are you?
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>>693537139
Here's your reply
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>>693537139
>tarded
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