>>693506799
Wonder why I am sitting next to a piece of shit that smokes.

Y.. You too.

*farts and runs away*

>>693506799
Take a hit. Drugs near me are expensive.

>>693506799
Nah you got any real drugs?

>>693507188
dubs of truth

Just say no, obviously

>>693506799
Shotgun

>>693507558
Not everyone can shotgun. It's a good way for a noob to get a burning hot cherry stuck in the back of their throat.

>>693507777
Trips of truth

>>693506799
"get a job you fucking hippie "

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>>693506799
Hit her, she just asked you to.

>>693507875
Quads you mean

"Nah, I'm good."

Juoksisin hippulat vinkuen kotiin:D

>>693506799
I'd hit it? unless they were a complete stranger that just randomly asked me that out of no where

Punch her right in the face and eat her weed stick

grab it and take a fat ass hit, exhale, hit again, make sure shes facing my left and pass that to the left

>>693507777
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO">>693506799

>*Takes joint*
>'Thank you, m'lady'
>'Normally I don't like when people get the end wet, but in your case I think i'd just about be okay with that ;)'
>'I'm serious, fucking lick it good before you pass it to me. I want my lips to wrap around your delicious mouth juices as I inhale dat dank'
>smoke it then masturbate

>>693506799
Put it out in her forehead.

id slap the drugs out of her palm then shove my cock in her mouth before going straight into the butthole with no condom and I dont give a fuck if she gets pregnant coz I wont pay child support anyways

>>693508069
Fuck am I stupid. Also this is a get thread now

>>693506799
Y...Yea.... S...Sure....
>take the joint and pretend to hit it but don't inhale
T...Th...Thanks....

>>693508221
This is my response to OP
>>693508422

>>693507188
Fucking this. I miss the old days when dealers used to give you free shit to get you coming back. Shit's expensive nowadays. Drove me to learning agriculture, though.

Tell her that her L looks like shit she needs to learn to roll

>>693506799
>hit her in face
>WHERE DID YOU HID THE CORPSE
>I'LL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU TELL ME

>>693508134
Calm down snoop

>>693506799
Kill her

>>693508534
You're still a massive foggot.

>>693506799
- thanks, but no thanks

I don't do drugs (legality is not the issue)

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Take some dudeweedlmao and relax. Or say no. I'm take it or leave it bro

>>693508930
At least I'm not a faggot.

>>693506799
"Get that shit off your mouth, for fuck's sake."

>>693506799
give her x
then give her this dick

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>>693506799
Tell her ash it before you pass it. Fuck smoking Gerald joints

>>693506799
give her a disgusted look, say no thanks then turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>693508379
Underrated post

>>693506799
Take a hit, why would I say no?

>>693508102
huutista :D

>>693510172
This

Honestly the amount of basement dwelling faggotry in this thread is great to look at.

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>>693506799
I'd do a 720, and hit that shit.

>>693510172
not everyone is a degenerate that's why.

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>>693506799

i start dreaming about my future with her

id pull out her gauges and try to stick my erect dick in them

>"look, im fucking your ear. Thats right I'm fucking your ear."

I then take the joint and shove it in my urethra.

I then cum and make her smoke the cum soaked joint

>"Now eat my dank cummies"

>>693510867
kill yourself faggot lmao

>>693506799
No thanks, I'm already gay

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>>693510867
Good one I bet you think weed overdoses are the leading cause of youth fatalities or something.

You are probably really well liked in real life

>>693509876
lol there's a first

take a hit and then pull out my bong and shove it in her ass

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Let her take hits with her butthole

>>693506799
Rape gril and run

I wouldn't hang around with someone with gauges. That shits' for fucking losers with no self respect.

I'd hit that shit though and tell her she'd look better if she loved herself more, and then leave without another word.

>>693506799
Hit that, then hit that too

It's always better, when they're free!

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>>693511389
Agreed.

>>693506799
>smoking blunts
Nah. I ain't about that bitter lip and stank finger. It's 2016. Just vaporize it, foo

>>693506799
>Dank Shit
Write a greentext story about the cringe

>>693508584
Do you use case or deere?

>>693511557
That is grotesque

>>693506799
this is an autism test. anyone who doesn't accept the blunt from the cute girl in the woods is
>a square
>a faggot
>a square faggot
>allergic to weed

which are you?

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>>693511697
>smoking blunts
It's a joint mr superior because I vape

>>693509956
>Turn 360° and walk away
You must be retarded.

>>693510172

Because I'm not a fucking druggie who finds pleasure from becoming a fucking moron.

>b-but muh 420 blazeit munchies hheheheh

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>>693508407
> but hole
> pregnant
Well done...

>>693511928
NEWFAG NEWFAG

>>693508252
lel

>>693511557
What in the actual fuck? Why? Lmao what a dumb cunt. How does this shit look pleasing tattoos? Ok. Piercings? Ok. That shit looks disgusting. As for op I don't smoke anymore so I'd decline, can't be 19 your whole life man.

>>693511928
>baiting that hard

CITIZEN'S ARREST
I've went through intensive D.A.R.E. training for this very moment. Do not move criminal scum or I will be forced to fire a bean bag round to make you comply.

>>693512052
COUNTER-BAITED
COUNTER-BAITED

I wouldn't say a word, just walk away from the disgusting smoke cloud whilst holding my breath.

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>she tells you to join her and smoke em all

wat do

>>693512141
Lol right? God forbid you do anything past a certain age you liked doing when you were younger. Lol I don't play video games because can't be 19 forever right?

>>693511940
If you think smoking weed will make you a moron, then I'm sorry to say anon... It's already too late for you.

>>693512200
you're the life of the party, eh?

>>693506799
Put it in her pooper

>>693506799
"No, sorry. I only smoke dank memes."

>>693512365
Say no because she looks 16 and I'm 23.

>>693512365
Tell cops I have found a drug dealer with their current supply on hand. Take pics for evidence.

>>693507043
Lol your such a pussy

>>693512141
> How does this shit look pleasing

You know how you think tattoos are ok? Well, I think any tattoo on a woman is haram and gross. And I ask myself that question about people with tattoos.

I don't think pierced ears are bad, but on the same note, I can totally respect someone thinking it's gross.

The healthy human body is beautiful. The shit people do to themselves on purpose is absurd and horrifying.

>>693511907
If you say so. I'm just trying to stay clean. There's no reason to smell like a phish concert to get the amount of thc that's in that blunt. It's not like I'm doing it to show off. If there's a better way to do shit, do it. You can shit in the street. I will use the loo.

Grab a beer and tell her to enjoy her mental illness.

>>693512365
its remy lacroix btw

>>693512509
Fighting the urge to feed you

>>693512365
tell her she cant roll for shit

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>>693511928
And you must be a newfag.

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>>693512509
>Implying 23 is old

>>693506799
Smoke all her shit and fuck her corpse

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>>693512658
you already fed him you stupid faggot

I'd smoke that bad boy and get a blowjob off her to go with it

>>693512449
Partying is too mainstream. This is why I spend my birthday's making money by working overtime instead of spending money with lowlives

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>>693508252
what did I just read?

>>693511256
No, but weed is for poor, teenage faggots who probably do nothing but smoke and eat all day. If you're over 17 and still smoke weed you need to get a fucking grip on life and grow up.

>>693512617
You're confusing better with the word different

>>693512899
Nice meme cunt

i'd tell her to talk like a normal person and not that stupid shit no wonder you smoke you're a dumb bitch and you can't handle life sober so you make yourself even dumber

fml

>>693513041
Same with video games

>>693511928
This your first day son?

>>693506799
>tell her that joint looks like shit
>ask her to give me some of her weed so I can roll a proper one
>roll a proper one
>smoke it with her
>feel happy about the free weed

Puff puff pass motherfucker
I haven't smoked in a while but I used to smoke for years. Hitting a blunt is second nature

>>693513041
Agree although I would bump the age up to 19 because 50% of 19 year olds are still dumb kids doing fuck all with their lives so I could give them a pass. Although 20+ and still smoking weed is pathetic.

>>693508252
made me laugh props to you anon

>>693513223
Same with sports

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>>693508134
>"Guys, I'm obviously a cool guy because I know how to smoke weed just like every other stoner in the world."
Get a life, faggot, anybody could have said that.

>>693512419
I don't smoke anymore on the account of my job and because of the ramifications it would have in regards to my health in the future. Shit was fun as fuck but you just outgrow it. Atleast that was my case. Do you really want to be the 27 year old blazing it with your brothers hs friends?

>>693506799
Smoke it, you fgt - what do you think? I'm smoking some dank ass shit right now.

>>693513266
Samefagging pls why pls

>>693513041
Yeah, and eating ice cream, and having any fun, because once you turn 18 (Hello 18 or 19 year old pretentious faggot) you live on a strict diet of OATS and CABBAGE JUICE

You pretentious clown.

>>693506799
no thanks stranger, I don't need a cold sore.

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>>693513223
>>693513349

Hit it because its probably my weed

Bitches never have their own weed

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hit it, see if its any good, maybe let her hit this.

>>693513223
Same with watching tv or doing anything you enjoy, nigger.

Did any of you ever imagine that some people can do all of that shit all their lives and are just fine because they aren't addicted sacks of shit who become mindless drones anytime something gives them any pleasure?

>>693513393
I see where you're coming from with the health and job aspect. Certainly you are healthy on all other accounts. And yeah fuck my high school brother and hanging out with him

>>693506799
Turn her in for the drug reward money.

>>693513679
I'm alerting the internet police to track your ip currently

>>693506799
take a hit, hand it back and say its alright

>>693506799
Inject it all

>>693513679
You must be a pretty cool individual

I can't see any other explanation for that rad piece

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>>693506799
"M'lady please... does one know how many carciogens are in the smoke of a marijuana cigarello I vape "

>>693506799
Nah, I'm good with just my jenkem juice..

>>693513679
I see you and your peice a lot. I guess if you spend a whole months paycheck you better show it off on the Internet and if anybody makes fun of you, say how much money you have.

so this is where you tell me how you don't care and you have money.

>>693506799
not be a faggot and hit it.

>>693513679
ayy lmao

>>693514086
ROFL THATS A MEME

>>693513679
ayy lmao

Is that a marijuana needle?

Better call the police.

>>693507494
faggot detected

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>>693512552
lol cmon... is this bait on bait on bait??? wtf?

>>693514254
Well done for replying then you spastic

>>693513740
I'm actually pretty healthy according to my doctor. Smoking weed fucks up your lungs dude. You don't have to believe me just remember me when those chest pains begin to occur out of the blue or when you're unable to run due to the pain in your chest. As for chilling with your hs aged brother I don't know what to tell you. I mean I love my little bros but the age gap makes hanging out almost impossible. Good on you if you relate with yours though.

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>>693506799
hit it and probably force a chuckle then think to myself how trashy this bitch is for saying 'dank' but ultimately not care cause fuck it im gettin high and im probably hangin with some of my buds too

i mean if she wants to smash ill smash it but i doubt she would

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>>693506799

Smoke the rest of it of course.

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>>693507777
>>693506799
>>693507188
>>693508133
>>693508422
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>>693511866
>>693512199
>>693512200
>>693512333
>>693512444
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>>693513266
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>>693514188
>>693514199
>>693514466
this thread has so many gets

Puff puff pass

>>693514904
basically what i was about to say

take the joint walk off while saying under my breath damn you're a stupid whore.

>>693515258
is this real?

>>693514118
You've got some seriously self-hate issues or something for you to jump on someone just because they have something nice.

Fuck you, you poor, dirty self-loathing ass.

>>693506799
take a fuckin hit m8

>>693508584
A dealer friend of mine smoked out me and a buddy. We smoke bud hash and he fucking had dabs. After my buddy bought a lot of his hash, but I got 12/10 blazed for free

>>693506799
If that's haze i'll scream

Smoke it cause I never have. Seriously bros where do I buy marijuana

>>693514118
Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Fuckin Puff Puff Pass ..always the rule

>>693515958
I tried weed for the first time yesterday, bought it from the dark net and arrived in 1 day

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>>693506799
Reply to this post or else this will happen to you next time you smoke the weed.

>>693515958
Go to your Facebook and look up shit like canabis group, weed group or anything to do with marijuana. Profit.

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>>693506799
bitch fuck right off that time in my life is over

get a fucking job skank

>>693515958
Marijauana is just a made up meme, Jim. We're all just pretending. I mean, you've never seen it in person have you? See? It must not exist.

I just come here and play along with everyone playing make-believe and laughing at the funny stories

>>693516094
Good idea.. How much should I expect to pay just to try

>>693515958
make friends and ask them

>>693516270
about tree-fitty

>>693516234
I actually have seen it. I used to get offered all the time when I had friends

Rape

>>693516270
No more than 20 per gram

>>693506799
get that filthy devil lettuce away from me, you debased, debauched, decadent, dissolute, degenerate, miscreant!

>>693513503
kek

>>693516270
Depends where you live.

>>693516270
Depends on where you are located. I live in the west coast so a gram of some good bud is usually 10 a gram, 30 an 8th. Shit gets more expensive the more inland you are (my cousin lives in Ohio and has to pay almost double what I pay) also if it looks sketchy in any way turn the fuck around.

>>693516363
For one marijuana? What a rip off.

>>693517031
Denver has about the same prices, maybe a little less

>>693506799
Take a hit and have her shotgun it

>live in spain
>buy legal weed
life's good

>>693515258
>dubs
>gets

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>>693515666

I'm not smoking pot with a girl
>especially with someone who looks like that

I'm blazing it and watching cult cinema or recording, writing some album, maybe even exercising or cooking delicious foods and mixing drinks. Sleeping or doing homework. I don't have time for a girl, let alone friends.
Weed maybe, but OP's circumstances are extremely unlikely.

>>693515958
You have to be in the circle and that sounds like a bunch of bull... But you need to find the people that are open minded and are smart in scattered ways ...but if you already know people of the sort or If you're already into that gig and already around it... And you have the access but you don't know where to look: depending on the state you live in you can ask people question. Start by looking for inconspicuous places or people. In Oregon I've been asked countless times "where the weed at?" People are always looking so you'll more than likely find a lead. .. people like professionalism... But most like humble... Really have to gamble how you present yourself cuz sometimes you'll get the "idk man" answer when you know for a fact they do ... And that's because they probably are suspicious about you and thay can explain why you have little luck with finding pot. Getting into the lingo and learning the actual facts about marijuana will help you boost you're luck on how people respond to you and make you understand more on how people socialize about/with marijuana

>>693506799
break her nose

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>>693514118
dj fatstaxx here, i have no issue with you i smoke and troll sometimes.

i literally have came here for years, and would like to inspire other stoners of /b/ who used to sit and toke out of home made pipes i post when i smoke, i hope to inspire, sometimes i have trolled, sometimes i have been trolled. pay it forward rape it back.

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I live in Spain and we can buy 1 joint to 1€... whagzup

Slap that shit out of her hand then proceed to smoke something that's filtered through water.

>>693517724
>dj fatstaxx

Oh god I'm dying

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Thank her and take a puff. Then I'd chill and tune her out as she goes on about how great Bernie is and that socialism is nothing like communism even though true communism would be amazing.

>>693517985
Of some shitty bud probably. Lmao I never buy pre rolled anything unless I see the bud for myself. Even then I'd much rather buy the weed and roll it myself.

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>>693513679
You fag, I've seen 100 different photos of this exact bong on here before summer even fucking started.
Maybe you should try vaping some bleach

>>693517676
Basically you have to find "colorful people" and make friends with them, weather they have pot or not. That's sorta how I floated through high school... Eventually one day... One of my pot head friends thought it would adorable to get me to smoke.
Truthfully you just need step in and people will welcome you

Turn 420° and walk away

>>693518175
Dude its not prerolled its 0,2 of weed.. 1 gram to 5 € if you dont believe me just research

>>693518542
Wouldn't you be walking towards them?

>>693518314
Lololololol no. Colorful people? What the fuck are you smoking bro. Find a connect (use Facebook) go in get your bud pay the cash and leave. You don't need any of this. You don't need to make friends become a client and that's it.

>>693518175
Uhm... A lot of prerolls on the Oregon coast are far more decent than most of marijuana distributed in California... Just sayin

>>693517676
This is true and complete bullshit at the same time

You don't have to be in the fucking patty cake circle of prepubescents, dropouts and whores to get a bag of grass.
OP just has to ask a friend who knows a friend. Simple.

>>693518889
Oh hun... Someday you'll run out of data on your phone and be stuck in Albany ... And then you'll take my advice into consideration

>>693519200
That would be pretty tits. Though I would probably be more worried about having a place to stay As opposed to finding weed lmao.

>>693506799
Take it, toss it to the floor, stomp it, and drag it with my foot obliterating it.

>>693519100
Like I said ...some like professionalism... So in that case.. message them on Facebook... Exchange...leave.... But most like humble and want to expand their business and even their social stature ... In that case... Which is common in Oregon... My advice is rather valid

>>693519550
Finding a place to stay in Albany is rather stressful and far more expensive ... And some people use pot medically and can't always afford medical cards

>>693506799
Bitch that's my blunt I told you to take one hit and suddenly you think it's yours. Dumb ass Bitch I ain't never blazing with you again.

>>693511866
If we were alone in the woods I would rape her then kill her and rape her again because I can get away with it. I'll likely never get that chance again.

Sorry girl, im already jewish ;)

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>>693518076
that was a joke. but srs guys i mix

>>693506799
tell her to check her privilege and to give me some space. What a fucking bitch.

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>take joint
>smoke it
>make small talk while smoking
>if cool roll up some of my own
Social smokers are the best smokers.

>>693506799
take 2 hits and pass

>>693520209
Thank god

Too stoned to learn a real instrument?

>>693520447
social dabbers are best dabbers, bring your own bong parties or as we call them heady sessions are fire as fuckkkkk i have a few homies with pieces worth over a rack and its always fun when they swing thru for a heady sesh

>>693509876
tis a blunt, not a joint.

Porbalby take a hit

>take a few hits
>fall asleep

every time

>>693513679
thats a real fag/10 pipe

>>693511557
Is that fucking purple heart? Isn't that shit very acidic wood?

>>693512365
Indubitably

>>693520779
naw, i got a keyboard and multiple guitars bruh

>>693513393
>be 29
>smoke constantly with boss
>laugh at idiots who think weed is something you outgrow

Smoking weed is the same thing as drinking alcohol. If you think differently you are weak minded.

I can relate to people who say they dont because of jobs and all that, because every responsible stoner at some point unfortunately must do this till laws change, but the whole "lol thats for kids grow up fgt" is the dumbest weakest argument one could possible use

>>693506799
Hit the doob and shotgun the smoke into her mouth.

>>693521769
Marijuana is for kids just like beer. Man up and drink some fucking absinthe

>>693506799
Slap it out of her hand
Tell her it kills brains
Punch her in face and pussy

>>693512365
>take the joints
>punch her in the face
>leave
>go sell those joints to some nigger
>buy speed with the money
GG easy.

Wanna get some of the good stuff for free ?
Click here -->
http://nivata.motikarq.com/media/nqkfo-rupsi

>>693522312
But anon, you only have four hands

>>693517031
east coast it is double unless you know the dealer. In jersey I get 8ths for 45, but pay 60 in ny (where I work)

You cunts are all fucking gay. I'm 27 have smoked since I was 16 ten years of a trade under my belt almost own my house own cars bikes and boats smoking pot is a sad excuse for people to be lazy it ain't the drug it's the individual so all you fucks banging on about how smoking pots for kids go back to your psych sessions soft cock

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>>693522448

>>693522519
>buys a boat before a house
You know a house is cheaper than a car, right?

>"No way José"

>>693522519
one thing you will never have is the concept of punctuation

>>693522729
How so?

>>693507777
Sick quads bruh

Can you leave a couple grams with me or do I have to fuck you first?

>>693511389
next level autismo right here

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>>693522729

>>693521411
do you think that bunch of 16 year olds would know the type of wood

>>693522453
What tha fahk

>finish that shit
>keep it in lung a little longer
>spit a bit in her face
>"you want more? come and get it"
>get hit in the balls

>>693523120
If all you want to say is that you own a house you could get one for 10k easy. If you want to live in one there are mobile homes for 30k. A fucking suburban full loaded is 80k or more. Tesla's new car is like 30-40k, right?
>NO COST OF FUEL
Cheaper than house

>>693515958
Ask any nigger where they buy their shit. Even in white suburbia 90% of niggers still smoke their weed.

>>693517541
cannabis club?