post tits

>>693504131
Men love to cheat. As long as you don't mind being the side bitch then go for it.

that's not a story and wtf are you even asking

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>>693504131
>post literally any image of literally any female
>imply you are the female in the image
>wait 0.03 seconds
>290 gullible, lonely, teenage spergs appear and spend the next hour screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers

WORKS EVERY TIME

>>693504131
both. will be 37 in a few weeks

>>693504131
Show us them tits

>>693504131
Listen here bitch.
When you feel the need to metion that you're a female you have the obligation to post tits+timestamp to prove it.
Until then this the thread will be saged.

Now post em.

>>693504583
This... very much this

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>>693504930

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I just turned 30. I have never had as much attention from such a wide age range of women in my life, especially from college age girls, way too young for me.

I think it's probably pretty normal for guys my age to get attention like that and yes most would probably act on it.

>>693504131
Older guys love young tail. We dream of acres of it.

The issue is, many older guys are married and too beta to act on it because their wives really wear the pants.

If you were near here, and female, not a trap, I'd fuck you good and hard. But the stipulations would be as I say.

1.) My wife gets to watch. Possibly even play with you while I take you.

2.) The ride is bareback. Fuck using condoms, they ruin a good experience.

3.) You don't get attached unless you relish life as a subservient bitch who ranks under my wife.

>>693504930
did that lots and lots of times already :^)))

>>693505577
good that I'm not interested in you

to OP, most men would probably be willing to fuck you. Not many men are willing to care about you.

do what you want

>>693505693
The point is that guys are and will be interested. You just have to find one who's stipulations you can handle.

I don't need another side bitch anyway. I was illustrating that we generally have lives and you have to fit into them.

>>693505922
lmao so cruel

>>693504930
This. Stop giving this bitch replies/bumps.

>>693506084
>I don't need another side bitch anyway.
LMAAOOO implying you have any

MODS
MODS
MODS

>>693504131
where are you from?

>>693506263
Think what you will. I've got nothing to prove. But don't assume everyone else is as lacking in prowess and interest as you are.

>>693504131
be a subtle slut.
slip him your number with name and "call me" on it.
tell him you're not a homewrecker, just want fun times.

doesn't matter if it's true, you'll have him on the hook. be sure to film him fucking you so you can blackmail him to either go away or stay close. your pick

>>693506372
Europe

>>693504131
I'm 29 and I would be happy to pound your little twat while I push your face down into the pillows so my gf doesn't hear.

>>693506489
where in europe, bitch?

>>693505922
this

>>693505174
College girl age too young? Wtf? Dude you are only 30 not 50. Jesus Christ this place is full of the hugest faggots imaginable.

>>693504131
Assuming this isn't bait...

If you're looking for a good time and can honestly say you're not looking for drama or commitment, you can probably fuck this guy (or someone just like him).

No drama. No commitment.

Of course, this is bait...

inb4 OP is a fag looking 4 dick

>>693506434
thought about something like that (not the blackmailing tho) but it is as you said. I'm not interested in him as a person, just some sex. I'm just worried about rumors spreading or shit like that

not worth the drama to get laid
get yourself a stable boyfriend and dont be a homewrecking whore
dont lose your job and have that fag's wife coming to your job causing drama
also age matters literally not at all once youre 18 so who cares if he's 30? you're not 16, youre a grown ass adult, you make your own decisions

PS your body is shit, your overweight and you have like no tits and no ass and no hips go to the gym, maybe youll meet some meat head there and hell fuck your brains out, theres always desperate guiys there

>>693506772
not bait. why do i even make timstamps when people dont believe shit wtf

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>>693506815
>advice from mighty edgelord

naty vlasáková?

>>693506815
Clearly people do. Since a faggot here said that 18-21 is too young and he is only 30. Purest of faggotry.

>>693506677
why does it matter, asshole?

>>693507144
We want to fuck you

Why are people giving advice? Tits or gtfo you stupid little whore!

>>693507275
who is "we"? also no, thanks

>>693506806
that's why subtle. he sure as hell won't tell if he's married. unless it's to refer friends you might like.

you don't even have to be hot to get older married.. just available and NSA... it's like candy to old fucks.

>>693507103
you're a delusional idiot, stfu
>>693507024
>edgelord
just telling it like it is
drama is never worth it
if you want to get laid youre a girl you can literally walk down the street and pick up anyone you want as long as your face isnt fuck ugly

>>693504823
/thread

>>693507431
Fuck off you dirty little home wrecking slut! Show some tits and be nice, you sound like a complete cunt.

>>693507608
lol do guys seriously believe this? No, it doesn't work like that for normal girls with normal jobs and normal friends. If you wanna be the textbook definition of a slut then maybe yeah, else not

>>693507431
"We men"
But you're a rude little cunt and I hope some Haji throws acid in your face when you reject him the same way. You got a sister that isn't as trashy?

>>693507781
i'm not wrecking any homes yet, calm down

>>693507877
I'm actually not that rude but why should I be frienly to /b/tards who synonymously use "whore" and "cunt" as a way to refer to someone?

>>693507877
>some little Haji
sure sounds like Europe. Kek!

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-2/10 thread
>sage

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>>693504131
I feel like this is a matter of you being to young for older guys. Go for someone your own ageish
Like 18-25 most guys 30+ don't want to be with an 18yo unless it's just as a fucktoy good luck femanon now get the fuck outta here

>>693504131
As an older married man with 2 kids 19 and 20 we had them young I would love to rail you & it's many men's fantasy in their late 30's to fuck an 18yr old girl.To have one as a fuck buddy would be like winning the lottery

>>693508175
Here's a thought,
>Don't try and manipulate people to use language you like around you, makes any m,an who isn't a cuck wish you get raped by dogs

Secondly,

>Your'e a cunt
>Your'e a fat-ass whore

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>>693508175
I think this anon is trying to type but this is all I see:
>I'm a stupid cunt I'm a stupid cunt I'm a stupid cuntI'm a stupid cunt I'm a stupid cunt I'm a stupid cuntI'm a stupid cunt I'm a stupid cunt I'm a stupid cunt
Anyone else having this problem?

>>693508615
I bet your wife is fat and haggard ammirite?

>>693508804
>same here

He will fuck you for sure, but would you really fuck a guy married with 5 kids?

There are other older guys out there don't worry bout it. Also you choose to be unlucky with men. If you wanted a guy you could go to any night club and get one. That's probably the best place to go, find a club that leans in the late 20's early 30's demographic and you will find single older guys no problem.

>>693508783
>your'e

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>>693508844
Double dubs must b true

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>>693508980
I guess I'm just too shallow or picky. He's seriously 12/10 exactly what I want a guy to look like and even just how he carries himself.. If it was just the age it'd be easier, yes

>>693504131
What country/state are you in? I'd be obliged to help you out.

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Pic related me in this thread

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>>693504131
Tits with a date and timestamp or GTFO

>>693509482
Central europe, not gonna mention country

>>693509463
>no one cares

http://nivata.motikarq.com/media/nqkfo-rupsi

>>693509580
Well in that case there's a good chance you can just get into his vehicle for a quick romp.

Well, speaking as an older guy, I'd happily screw you, and risks and all be damned. 37 here, going on 38. As plenty have said, many older guys dream of getting to play with someone younger again - fun with no ties sounds great when you're getting older and creakier :)

>>693509791
not from poland

>>693509706
preach it, brother

>>693509917
haha thanks. Do you have kids tho? Doesn't marriage kinda ruin the fun?

>>693510002
Kek. Shag in the woods on break then eh?

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>>693509791
>>693509917
>>693510002

Fucking Newfags

>Dirty ass fucking pedophiles
>Your speaking to a man jerking off right now, pretending to be a girl

SAGE

>>693510205
sounds like a plan

>>693510197

No kids - with my job, I've had to move every couple years since I left uni at 25, so only really just starting to settle in one place... long-term relationship does get a bit dull - I'd honestly just love to meet someone and have fun while travelling, without all the stress, you know? Just focus on the enjoyment, without having to worry about tomorrow, next month etc.

>>693508844
kek totally wrong ya fat fucking neck beard
>My wife is tall for a female slim & athletic
>She doesn't drink alcohol & has never even tried a drug in her life
>She's a woman I wouldn't swap for anyone
>She's a primary school teacher
>Married me at 18 yrs old
>Comes home &has to mark books plan the next days lessons
>She's totally wrecked & in bed by 9 so sex life hardly exists
I wouldn't ever force her she's a Christian & would be devastated after
Basically fag you couldn't be more wrong about her

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>>693510564
exactly!!

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>>693510749
Welcome to 4chan there newguy

DAMN LOOK AT THAT ASS
http://nivata.motikarq.com/media/nqkfo-rupsi

>>693511296
>no

>>693511078
You sound dumb. What do you do for employment?

>>693511935
umm OP here, I'm in last year of school and work in said restaurant after school.

>>693509629
>http://nivata.motikarq.com/media/nqkfo-rupsi
da fuq?

>>693511296
clicked it cause im not a fucking faggot

some subpar underage trying to look sexy

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>>693504131
If i roll trips you show tits

>>693506764
kek

>>693513103
i'd even show for dubs

rolling for tits

did i hear roll for tits?

>>693513523
lets go

>>693513523
whore, tits now or get the fuck out of her slit

>>693513523
now youve got us going

>>693513782
rr

I'm 32 and I get eyeballed everywhere I go. Also six and a half feet tall and good looking so that gets attention.

Also smart enough to not have any fucking kids.

But as other posters have said, once I hit 30 I did notice a lot of younger women starting to basically eye fuck me way more often. Almost like the cougars can smell it when your 20s are gone. I am perfectly ok with this.

>>693513782
reroll

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Older guy here 29, my gf satifies me in every aspect i would never sell her out for young tight twat, call me a white knight but i wouldnt risk losing her for a quick fuck.

>>693513822
winrar

>>693509580
>can't mention entire country
>afraid that will indentify her
kek

>>693513804
lmao tru

get ya slimy cunt out slag

>>693514010
no, i just find it unnecessary

>>693514088
dubs wins again, vagoo now. whore.

>>693514157
nah

>>693514114
>>693514114
you're unnecessary, gtfo. what kind of female needs advice on how to get fucked. try saying hello.

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>>693514157
Check um bitch if this is trips you stick a candel up your ass.

post another image with timestamp

Soo.... Tits??

>>693504131
To answer: it depends. If your face even partially matches your body you probably have a 85% chance at fucking any guy you want.

Probably even better chance with a guy like you are talking about. Those mid-life crises are fucking real. And only get worse the more kids a retard has.

In other words: actual good looking people cheat on their wives with even ugly fucking cows just because they can. You have better chances than they do because you could also get the ones who have standards.

I have now answered you twice.

Tits.

>>693514953
retard, you dont answer until tits. you fucking clown. stop giving her the attention she craves, ignore her

>>693514953
How do you assume she is even slighty pretty, you have no idea what she looks like she could be a 300 pounder.

>>693515269
Because calling bitches pretty is how you get the dumb ones to show you and even touch their tits you fucking wizard.

>>693504131
Just stop it. You can ruin their lives by fucking with them, you cockhungry slut.

>>693515629
That's as much on them as her.

>>693515491
Yeah and calling them stupid is a real charm, i bet you get laid all the time.

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dats all from me

>>693504131
Sure a girl. We all know you're a fat neckbeard pretending op.

>>693515823
>>693515829
Well look at that.

Maybe there is a reason one of us is a wizard and the other gets laid...

>>693504131
Don't ever expect to be more than a side bitch for guys like this. Unless you want to be a homewrecking slut. Your call.

>>693505577
You're all kinds of beta bitch

>>693515829
Id suck on those 7/10

>>693504823
>timestamp unnoticed

>>693515829
...holy shit. You are my girlfriend's tit twin.

>>693514846
thanks for the help. id love to show my face since i find myself decently pretty (at least like 8/10) but we know that wont happen

>>693515829
nice!

so what's your plan to fuck the married guy now?

>>693504131
5 kids at 34 lets hope some were twins

>>693505577
Hurr hurr I'll fuck you
> muh waifu pillow has to watch baka.
No please just stop. How many online poonies have you gotten today.

>>693516007
No shit sherlock, take some classes on manners, maybe a whale will bite your epeen.

>>693515829
saggy tits/10

show us your cunt hopefully that's better than your 60 year old tits

>>693516237
/thread

>>693516121
No problem.

And yeah... don't blame you for keeping face and specifics out on here.

>>693516156
I'll be back at work on monday. i'll just try to make some casual smalltalk and see how it goes. of course I'm still up for some fucking if he's cooperating

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>>693504823
He is right you know

>>693516237
Says the beta faggot whose never seen tits or pussy IRL

>>693508175
You came to us. Learn the language or get the fuck out. We're not fucking Sweden.

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>>693516211
Please. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>693505577
>>693506084
>>693506433
holy shit this guy is cringe

>>693504823
/thread

>>693506806
Damn it I'm 30 and married where the hell can I find a girl like you to bang on the side who just wants a little sex??

ITT faggots
including OP

>>693507144
well it matters depending on the people I guess.
You'll have a better chance in countries like the UK (I think that's where you're from?) or France.
Much less chance in Germany for example

>>693505577
>tips fedora

I exclusively date married men.
They're
>mature
>obv know how to treat a woman
>waaay better in bed than other boys
>they pamper and take you out on dates no broke college guy can afford
>plus you don't have to worry about them getting all clingy since they're already taken
>I don't think I could ever go back to the broke losers that constantly hit on me
>I follow only one rule in dating now
>no ring no pussy

>>693504131
>>693515829
Show ass for dubs?

>>693506764
You are the faggot you fucking faggot

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>>693516534
Brah im not even mad just enjoying the veiw.

>>693516576
except she posted her nasty tits you fucking pleb

>>693516498
Exactly.

Only a true wizard has never seen the multiple places actual nipples go on different kinds of tits.

...saggy... ffs

>>693504583
kind of ...maybe ... well ... totaly true

>>693507994
as soon as he sees your goofy granny tits you won't have any power to ruin anything

>>693504131
>Im a girl I swear

>>693516237
nah, they only look like that in this pic due to being pushed together in an unflattering way

Ass?

Want to see if you are my GF'S ass twin too.

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>>693508378
>pic
>mfw

>>693516959
show ass

>>693513523
Got em right here so

>>693516699
i'm from germany lmao. The guy's russian tho

>>693504823

this

>>693515829
your tits look so bad wtf

>>693515829
meh/10

>>693505174
Yeah saw this girl that was asian look at me staring she actually started sucking her fingers, was this guy in front of me that also noticed her he was with his family he looked away kek
I could feel her stare I still remember her.
not sure if she was 18 but really really wanted to say something I just smiled then she kept sucking her fingers, with a a sound even thought she was retarded but she wasn`t.
Because I heard her speak normally she had this amazing ass.

>>693516844
Only seeing tits on a computer screen will fool a young fag

>>693515829
I think i seen a pic like this befor on craigslst casual encounters

>>693510696
Ricky? sup?

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>>693504823
> teenagers

>>693505577
Saw an erotic movie when I was younger that it kinda describes that.

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>>693517257
Take a good look. That's what real, straight from Germany/Europe tits look like 89% of the time.

You would know that if you didn't spend your days looking at porn stars and cultivating neck flaps while posting about how "classless losers" get all the women you want.

>>693517296
>even do I thought she was retarded
>She wasn`t

>>693505577
hahahaha you're fucking pathetic, you really think this is how you pick up a bitch? I severely doubt you even have a wife, let alone anyone who'd tolerate your retardation. Post wife nude + timestamp or fuck you.

>>693504131
XY here from the restaurant. Wasnt expecting OP to be a /b/ro. Let me state that I'm not interested in whales. I just like fucking with people's heads

>>693517594
This^^^

>>693515829
Just fuck him

>>693516468
can always ask him out for drink/food.

it's just drink/food, not like I'm gonna fuck you...

which of course.. is a lie...and he'll know it.. hehe

>>693517594
I bet they dont shave either and have fucked up teeth oh you poor eurochuck hahahaha.

>>693505174
same. im 30 now and my game is now immaculate. i have a couple of 22 year old girls that really want to fuck me, but i'm happily married and wont cheat.

>>693517594
>>693517790
well i feel sorry for you, my gf's tits look so much nicer

super unattractive how they sag down rip

One thing I'll never get: Y'all virgins make a big deal treating women like shit on the internet but would probably fuck even the most disgusting whale. Like why treat something so badly that you can't even live without?

>>693504131
Where are you from op?

>>693515829
I just threw up in my mouth

>>693510696
>I wouldn't swap for anyone
>tells 18 y/o he'd love to rail her
?

>>693516959
nevermind him, there are plenty of men that think your boobs are just fine trust me, even if it's a bad angle
>>693517170
oh fair enough, bad guess kek

>>693515829
Oh no the poor guy doesn't know what he's in for.

>>693516089
there are no tits so it doesnt really matter

>>693515829
Disgusting sag

>>693504131
I'm 24, married with a kid. But I like to leave my nuts outta random whores once a month or so. As long as you're cool with always being number 2, no real reason not to fuck him. Also post tits w timestamp.

>>693515829
yuk if your tits look like that at 18 god help you when you are 40

>>693517594
kek, good bait, but let's be real here
my girlfriend's parents don't speak a lick of fucking english whatsoever and her tits are beautiful, not fucked up or droopy or whatever pancake shit this cunt has.

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>>693518112
well yes but saying it's just any girl is not true

>>693516959
wtf they dont look pushed together at all

im not sure i believe you're 18

i feel sorry for you if you are

sagging tits so early wtf

>>693517948
Exactly. The only reason they exist is because their parents had no standards and no Internet porn. They would fuck a whale just as fast as mum or dad did if they ever had half a chance.

And they fucking know it.

>>693515829
jazz?

>>693510696
sucks

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>>693510696
yes but sir those dubby dubs

>>693518327
she might have been obese at some point

>>693518562
Shes sucking her gut in

>>693515829
fat too, seriously show us your cunt, its the only way you can redeem yourself (Only show if it's half decent - so not like your titties)