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Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
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>>693502796

What keeps you alive?
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Doesn't your OP normally include something else as well?
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>>693503283

Physiological homeostasis.

>>693503390

Yep.
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So my father just bought several hundred sf books. Adding to what we already own this comes out to about 2.5-3k books, how do you suggest we go about ordering these?
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>>693504654

Author, Title or Author, Year?
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why u this way? u ugly or poor? or both?
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>>693502796
if dubs poop on your keyboard and post a pic of it
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Just another sign really that women are cunts.
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>>693502796
Do you ever feel void of emotions? Like no sadness, no anger, no loneliness, etc. Not depressed, just kind of null.
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>>693504918

Shit personality. No humour, no charisma, just spaghetti.

>>693505065

Ha!

>>693505180

C'mon. I wouldn't date me if I was someone else.
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>>693505317

That is depressed.
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Why havent you sold your dignity to a hooker yet?
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>>693505406
spaghetti is life okay? italian dude here dont u ever again refer to spaghetti like they are nothing
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>>693505727
I don't know, that's how I am right now but I don't really feel 'depressed'. Like I'm fine with it, I'm not constantly sad.
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>>693505864
sadness is the step before depression or the one just after you start prescription drugs


Depression itself is the void
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>>693505838
Hi newfriend
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>>693505743

No dignity to sell.

>>693505838

Serious business bro, serious business.

>>693505864

Visit a psychologist if it bothers you.
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>>693505727
that is apathy
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>>693506064
>>693506077
hello sad doggos
btw paying for sex makes u feel bad?
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>>693505838
You dont know the pain of meeting a 3.14pie and the spaghetti.
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>>693502796
what superpowers did you get at the age of 30 ?
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Do you have a fedora ?
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>>693506009
Nah m8. Depression is full-on self loathing. A persistent void sounds more like Dissociative identity disorder. I have a professional doctorate in armchair psychology.
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>>693502796
are u virgin becouse yo dick so big it can easly kill girls?
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>>693506387
well thats a nobrainer ....
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>>693502796
r u religious? r u going to hire a hooker at one point?
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>>693506277

Obesity and male pattern baldness. Jk, my hair is full and my body is great.

>>693506387

I do. It's orange. Someone was handing it out when I was in the Netherlands. Royal wedding or some shit.
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>>693506077
b.s. the fact that you haven't fucked a hooker yet is because you are still hopinh.
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>>693506277
the ability to save money.
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Tried tinder? Bonus points if you lower the age settings down to 18
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>>693506981
how much is ur average spendings per month?
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>>693507001

Yes + bonus points. Did it for a year when it came out in 2012/2013(?).
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What's severe depression like?
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could you possibly be a homosexual?
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>>693507367

The other described it well above (without being aware of it).

>>693507417

Hard to say. I'm not attracted to men. On the other hand, I am OP.
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>>693507137
I'm only guessing, as my ex basically couldn't stop buying useless shit, and dat pussi was just good enough boss.
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>>693506267
>3.14pie
Literal pie pie lmao
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do u have any friends who could help you out?
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>>693507923

I don't have friends anymore.
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>>693508016
why "anymore"? social contact is the only way
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>>693508016
Damn dude, what happened?
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>>693508016
Try online dating, build up your confidence. Watch a ton of stand up comedy, learn speaking patterns and body language that keep interest. Develop some sort of talent, that way you stand out.
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>>693508342
>>693508424

Was never very good socially, but got some friends (or let's rather call them acquaintances) just from being together at university. Moved away and didn't find anyone else.
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>>693508748
>Develop some sort of talent, that way you stand out.

How do you develop a talent? A talent you have. A skill you can develop.
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When will you hang yourself?
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>>693508951

Not suicidal.
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>>693508761
go for some social activities, gym, public events, get a doggo and walk to the doggos park like whaddap i got a big cock
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>>693509270

I go to the gym almost every day.
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>>693508907
practice, don't allow apathy to keep you down.
If you have zero self confidence, the best way to build it is to be good at something useful or impressive. Natural talent doesn't exist without skills that are learned one way or another.
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>>693509557
totally no contact with others?
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>>693509682

I have some interests. But nothing impressive.

>>693509848

No. Never had a conversation beyond one sentence with anyone there.
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I'm you OP but in the future, 46 year old kissless virgin. I wish I had the guts to end myself. I'm literally more socially cancerous than Hitler - he had at least 2 girlfriends.
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>>693510266

If you measure Hitlers social "worth" merely in the number of his girlfriends, you have already lost all humanity that might've been left.
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>>693510068
get along with someone, ask for exercise advice and shit like that just go for the superficial stuff
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>>693511022

Oh yeah. That happened a few times. Most conversations were short and rather awkward. And nobody every talked to me in the first place.
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>>693510068
just go for the "im new here what you guys or better girls do out here the night?"
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>>693511379

I guess people know that I am not new.
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>>693511893
lol change gym and try this one but u need good confidance and vitality
need big changes anyway
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>>693512398

Unless I find a job in the area soon, I will probably have to move away again. So then I could try it out.
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>>693512701
but are u totally alone? family? cousins?
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>>693512937

Almost no contact to family besides skyping with my mother every month.
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>>693513052
arghh man now im sad too, virgin and unemployed aswell :C
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Got the same thing as you. When I show interest women give me that 'fuck off creep' thing. Then when I'm fed up and I avoid them they show interest... it's like they wanna be with me if I don't want to fuck them. And that's why I hate women.
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>>693502796
Are you for real?
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>>693513439

Yeah. Didn't expect that I end up unemployed after shitloads of time at uni.

>>693513640

Same here. Don't hate women though.
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>>693513908
speechless, just bestemmie
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>>693513827

Of course. Is that so surprising?
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Checkum
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HEXAS
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>>693514644
Dude. This is 4chan. Who really knows?
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>>693502796
How do you like Pokemon go so far?
Also can you show us some magic?
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